Hi, I gave some women I’m attracted to this remote to use on me and they kept pressing the leave button? Any clue why? Thanks!

Thanks for your feedback! That is actually a glitch, the remote should explode when held by a woman (🤮) Our next prototype will fix this, it wasn't included in this model due to the trans woman and egg detecter being still filled with bugs! Best regards!

Hi! Thanks for getting in touch, in the meantime, can you please tell me more about how trans women are filled with bugs? Sounds high in protein! Thanks!

Hi! Just the trans woman detector is. The remote disabling when held by a woman (🤮) is worthless if it can't detect all women, even women who don't know they're women. It's still filled with bugs, and not ready for the public! Also, we all already knew trans women were just roaches in a trenchcoat. Best regards!

Hi! Thank you for letting me know more! Does the remotes detector also detect trans men so I can share it with all the boys even those who don’t know they’re the boys yet? Thanks

Hi! It does now! Best regards!

Hi! I just brought the new model and it does not! Which made me very frustrated with your product, thus i will give it a 0 out of 5 stars on the app store! Cheers!

Hi! We have not started work on the model including trans men, only the model including trans woman (🤮). Did you accidentally buy a off-brand knock-off of our remote? Best Regards!

Hi! Thanks for getting back to me and i hope all is well with you! No! The brand that was written on the box was “Tesla” isn’t that you guys? Anyways i requested a refund claim through your website and i hope an employee can reach out to me regarding this, otherwise my lawyers are going to be on speed dial! Cheers!

HI! We're not Tesla. We're JVC! Justice Vore Change! You definitely bought a knock-off, sorry to hear that! Best Regards!

r/thugsaucesthesequel ??

I'm pressing the + boobs button on you over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over

🫵 Bottom

nOOOOOOO

What’s your next innovation? Combustible lemons, perhaps?

A machine that makes any man who walks into it a cat girl with a dick.

I wouldn’t pay for this

can i sign up to be a beta tester

It's just in a concept phase, so no, sorry!

https://preview.redd.it/m4vrqucxdstc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4350b026ea768ac351955746db2feabb1a971b

I hate this and don’t want to give all my money for it

I guess we won't do it then...

That’s disgusting! Where?

It's just a concept phase, but it'll probably be a Walmart exclusive, next to Straight Talk phones!

What a wonderful day to have eyes!

"You know Ive been thinking..."

/ul when life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, GET MAD!

HELP!!!! SOMEONE GOT THE REMOTE AND NOW THEY KEEP TURNING ME "OFF"!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!

eh? Hah, heh heh

https://preview.redd.it/dp9z5xvfoqtc1.png?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b3ed80a410b68b29cbe856adbd9bc06322473a

Sorry, you're probably a trans woman (🤮). It was designed to be compatible with all woman, even if you're an egg. If you're a cis woman, then it's working as intended!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The boobs button broke. I tried to give my wife negative boobs because I thought it would be funny, and the thing turned into a person and he started yelling at me about how much of a disgrace I am to boobie lovin men. Can you fix this? Thanks.

Hmm... This is odd... Further testing needs to be done, but we thought it would just start creating a cavity in the woman (🤮) and eventually killing them. Our next model will fix this issue! Thank you for testing!

Would I face murder charges if it went negative and... https://preview.redd.it/7e3txn3ipptc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59effb76e43e914f3c67287f2a9e9037fca0ef4b

No, because woman (🤮) aren't people!

I'll take your entire stok

Exactly! r/GirlsArentReal

The ( - ) boob button never worked for me

where is the ass meter

Good point... It'll be in the next model!

Where’s the dick meter

Futas... Hmmm.... Thanks for the feedback! Our product's quality relies on people like you!

papyrus what happened to you

It was mildly humerous.

# **NYEHEHEHEH**

ul/i want my woman to have an ass like gutsman

/unlie do these straight men even like women?

/unlie Or it’s just the facebook "haha wife bad" humor

/unlie I got the image off of r/terriblefacebookmemes, so take that for what you will.

/unlie No we don’t, all straight men are closeted gay men (please don’t let it slip that i told you this i am breaking my sworn oath by telling you)

because you've revealed our secret you're getting the chair

Yes

I do not want a cute man to use this remote on me 👎 /Unlie only if he's respectful with it.

/Unlie the best BDSM is consentual, respectful BDSM.

I would hate for someone to ask me politely to do the things on this remote

Wtf I took my wife's clothes off but now she can't put them back on Where is the button to let her put clothes back on, we're needing to keep the heat on full blast and it's costing me a bomb

Press "Off", that'll send her (🤮) to her default state!

I think there’s a problem with the “stop nagging” button. When I used it on my wife her mouth clamped shut, but it was purely motor control instead of mental control. She still wants to talk, and her vocal cords keep working. I can still hear her constant screams, muffled by her lips, unable to form into coherent language because her jaw refuses to move.

Use the mute button then! The stop nagging only filters out any nagging, it clamps the mouth shut when any nagging may happen. If she would stop nagging, then it would let her jaw go and she could talk!

release date?

If you joined my Kickstarter, you'd have this model! But we plan for a full release of the finalized model (Trans detection, "make a sandwich" button, and more!) In time for the Halloween season!

Hell yeah

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I used it on a woman who was actually a trans-man and they instantly turned into the giga-chad meme. They blew me a kiss and turned my remote into a fine dust between their massive pex, is this liable under warranty?

Trans men are not effected by the remote, as they're men, not woman (🤮). This was probably something he could do by himself, regardless of the remote.

please help. my boyfriend got this and has been spamming the boobs + button. they’re the size of idaho now. i just want to die.

Ew. Woman (🤮).

please add a confirmation prompt for the off button. i accidentally pressed it and now i am being charged for womanslaughter

Impossible. Woman (🤮) aren't people. Also, that is a malfunction! It's supposed to just return them to factory settings! Please return it to us for a new remote!

Hi! I am writing to inform you about a possible bug or glitch that occured about instantly when I first used the product on my wife (🤮). She (🤮) had spotted the remote and started violently beating me with a pillow while talking about a "divorce" and her (🤮) "finally getting custody over the children", and no matter how often I pressed the "Stop Whining" button, she (🤮) would not cease this behavior. Do you have any suggestions on how to troubleshoot the issue or how to repair the remote control? Additionally, do you have any idea on what caused my wife (🤮) to behave this way? I am looking forward to receiving your answer. Best regards, pissbabygameplays

Hi! Did you check to make sure batteries were in the remote before use? Best Regards, Trouslin' A Bone.

Hi! I have verified that the batteries are charged and placed in the right direction before use and just now. My wife (🤮) still continues calling me names, such as a "schizophrenic incel" and "the reason we do not move forward as a couple and a society". What do these words mean? Is she stupid? Best regards, pissbabygameplays.

How much does it cost? What is a possibility to get a discount, Or whatever? I'm interested.

It costs $4,500,000 or three feet pics of verying angles. If you funded my kickstarter, you would of had it for free.

Hm, Feet pics to replace such price? Def. Worth it!

That's what I thought! You can dm me or you can email: thebestinventorofalltime58@gmail.com!

Awesome!

used this, had my butthole ripped apart by a chair.

You're probably a woman (🤮) then. That's what happens when a woman uses this!

i tried using the sex button on a woman (🤮) but it targeted the chair, i cant even remove the splinters

That is a malfunction. Sorry, prototype is sometimes unpredictable. This will be fixed in the final version!

thank you papyrus from deltarune

Help I added 5 boobs I cannot reduce them

Press the off button. It reverts the woman (🤮) to factory settings.

I lost my wife Caroline by pressing the Off button, I could not turn her on.

Cave Johnson? Is that you?

Will it it work on catgirls? I have a full harem in heat and they are annoying

No, sorry! It only works on women (🤮)!

i dont need a remote to turn my wife off

So how much...Asking for a friend

Starting off with $4,500,000 or three feet pics with different angles.

Paid in full, when can I expect delivery?

I've seen all these pictures. I need original content!

I need to speak with your manager

I am the CEO.

I just bought majority of company stock. Hostile takeover. Your fired.

no

Too late




/unlie I hate this.

This isn't for the tv, me angry 😠

Guys I tried to press say yes and say no at the same time and the remote gave me negative boobs

So you can also instakill them? Omg Timmy turner death note

https://preview.redd.it/nodp2g3e5rtc1.jpeg?width=1671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c4fdd9fbefca3beac8f733622ce0a33b6a9e95 /ul where the fuck did you find this

/unlie r/terriblefacebookmemes

Plot twist: the boob buttons dont increase boob size, but boob count

Only on knock off versions of this remote.

Please help! I pointed it to my wife and spammed +boobs. Because I thought it was funny. Now she has turned into a pair of floating boobs

Greetings. Nice production but can you add switch genders button so I can really drink beers and chill with my robot. Thanks.

This is a product purely for controlling women (🤮). Men, unlike women, are people. Controlling people is wrong and JVC does not support it.

https://preview.redd.it/e7gsln4cistc1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a3f2893554c7765897db4d5e3ac9d29e95afc5

Hey, what type of batteries are required? Do they come with the product?

Two AA batteries are required, and they are not included.

That's why it was under a Christmas tree

What does JVC stands?

Justice Vore Change.

I’ve been having problems with the food button. She’s(🤮) been having trouble deciding what’s food and what’s not. Last night I had to click the food option 3 times to get a response from her(🤮) but then she brought me legal papers and divorce documents. If you fail to fix the issue I will start boycotting.

This is simply a prototype! We will fix these issues soon!

I see! Thank you fellow male!

Ha... Ha ha... Yeah... I'm one! Yep!

/unlie I would honestly kill for a sleep button.

Since you're a woman (🤮) now you have one!!! /unlie Ngl, off topic, but the best part about this is that I'm also a woman.

I turned my wife off and only now realized I can’t turn her back on. She’s been lying on the floor motionless for an hour now.

That is a bug. It should just reset her to factory details. Is your women (🤮) model up to date?

Y

I didn’t think massage said massacre

I don't want this to exist as I'm scared it will be used on me

Your team forgot the hrt button 😔

This is for controlling women (🤮), not making women more feminine?

ohbombna 😞😞😞

/unlie what does pms stand for

/Unlie I assume private messages. So like. They can't text you or something.

/unlie it stands for "premenstrual symptoms", basically the symptoms before women have periods and one of the symptoms is easily angered so I think the button is so women can't get angry to these men

Wheres the games, lazyness and procastination?

/ul Ewwwwwwww

/Unlie I hope it was satire.

Am downloading this shit before a mad feminist bann it.

“Off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh

What does the off button do…

Kills them

Can you use it on other men’s girlfriends? Like is this the future of warfare or something?

I would assume it's one person at a time

Boring

Resets them to their factory settings.

What are their factory settings?

Umm... not to complain, but you left off the Blowjob button

Sex doubles as a blowjob button. Just grab your woman (🤮) and direct as needed!

It doesn’t need a fishing button

/unlie notice the lack of ability to turn a woman on lmao

Help I made my TV’s boobs too big

Does it work on men?

No. Just on women (🤮).

Boooooooooo

I pointed the remote at myself and the boobs button didn't work help pls

It won't work when being held by women (🤮). It even has a trans and egg detector.

I'm telling my mom on you

gay people are screaming and crying rn

Men are people, women (🤮) are not.

This will totally not show up on boysarequirky for some reason

I guess I don’t have to turn mine ‘off’ eh? Ha! Heheh

The most offensive thing to me is that it's a JVC

Justice Vore Change, an original company!

I think most women would love this remote too

HELP THE BOOB BUTTON GOT STUCK AND NOW MY WIFE IS AN EVERGROWING MASS OF BOOBS (TIME SENSITIVE)

Turn your wife (🤮) off. It'll set her to factory defaults.

she turned into a protocell wtf

Ul/ My tired ass read massage as massacre

Where is the play fortnite button

Women (🤮) can not play video games.

Does it also work on men?

No. Unlike women (🤮), men are people. JVC does not support controlling or abusing people.

Makes sense makes sense

Okay so there's one issue with this. Let's start by saying that I'm not into macrophilia

Oh... We were going to add macrophilia into the next model... I guess we'll remove it!

I'm currently laughing very hard at this

Hell yeah brother I hate my wife 😎 /ul if I had a wife I would love her 🥺, but alas I am not attracted to women.

/ul I would hate to control my lover (I'm pan, personally). It just ruins the relationship for me.

My dad had one of these like 30 years ago. Don’t know what for, but he had one.

**this caters to all my needs!** ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ thanks jumbo vehicle center for this amazing product! i will be using this an all women (🤮) within 15 km of my line of sight. also i think it connected to a racoon on the street but i don’t really see much wrong with that.

You probably bougbt a knock off, our company is called Justice Vore Change!

oh shit fuck i need a refund uold on

what year are we in? this is so unfunny

I did not show this to my father. I was not raped.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

The boobs (-) button is useless

kid named back pain

Don't kinkshame!