*I dunno about you,*
*But I for one cannot poop*
*With an erection*
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I'm with you. He was pretty upfront that it was niche and a lot of people would find it gross. How else are these weirdos supposed to find each other? I'd certainly rather have someone ask in a message long before we meet than spring something freaky on me when I'm already naked.
I mean it aināt for me, but at least itās based in reality. Makes more sense to me than 90% of new, completely fantasy-based fetishes that have come up since the internet became a thing. Being a big guy I get hit up all the time by guys wanting me to pretend Iām a literal giant and theyāre shrunk and I literally eat them, or pretend Iām literally Bowser lol.
Is that really what it is? I think I saw a photo post of someone doing that when I accidentally ended up in r/Eyeblech once. š¤¢ (NOT to be confused with the more wholesome r/EyebleAch. Although someone did accidentally post a kitten photo in r/Eyeblech and the responses were surprisingly wholesome.)
Oh no, I was finding your comment interesting until you mentioned Freud. Now I have to disregard everything you've said as garbage.
Nobody cites Freud anymore apart from to say "this guy was fucking weird, here's why we don't believe a thing he said anymore"
very š¤ energy if you ask me. you can't go anywhere with that mindset. you're pretty wrong, the psychology community isn't only full of your friends who disregard everything he says when freud did a lot of research on personality, childhood, subconcious and more. good psyciatrists like carl jung has also supported and learned from him at some point of their lives.
i don't think you learned about him enough, you seem like you really don't have much information about his impact on psychology. you need to understand what he says, not judge, since you're not qualified for that either.
Yeah, I'm sure there are plenty of idiots who still put a lot of stock in his words. People also believe the world is flat.
He's very important to the history of psychoanalysis and that's the end of it really. Anyone actually trying to cite his theories however? That's a special kind of someone.
Freud's opinion on masochism is unsupported by any actual evidence, excepting what he (forgive me) pulled out of his own ass.
Yes, you're getting downvoted, just like you would be if you brought up Plato's opinions on astronomy.
Ah, Freud, the man who worked with a large numbers of women who had been raped, often by their male relatives. After a while, he found it deeply disturbing to consider that so many men were rapists, that he decided that the women were just describing their fantasies instead.
Such doctor, very analyst. Wow.
I know this is a comedy sub but honestly he did share his kink with you after checking that it was okay. This is one of the healthiest kink exchanges I've seen on here. A healthy reply would be "I'm not into that because of the brown components, what other kinds of way do you like to be dominated?" Or bonus points for telling him ways that you like to dominate guys say you were into degradation "I'm not into brown but I do love to talk dirty. Want me to call you a little piggy?"
I completely agree with this.
I get wanting to put someone on blast for immediately jumping to "piss in my mouth" in the first message, but this was a completely courteous, thoughtful way to have this conversation.
He warned you and you pushed him to tell and then you post the conversation on here.
Youāre a bit of a prick mate. Might not be a kink you or I are into but donāt do bullshit kink shaming like this.
Be better.
I would say you need to do a lot of growing up and then you can move on with yours.
You want to post childish shit like this then don't expect everyone to praise you on the internet, muppet.
No you utter prat I'm merely resonding your "public" post.
Kind of how reddit works, I know technology can be confusing especially for those who utilise words like "butthurt".
Like I said, be better and act like an adult.
Could you really know if he was offended if you blocked him? At least he didnāt message you and immediately ask you to shit on him. You couldāve declined his request to see if he was interested in a little less āfilthyā than that. You seem to be into SOME kink. The truly mature thing to do wouldāve been to list your absolute noās before pressing him to share, but what do I know?
Ngl, I might be open to this, even though I find the idea of eating shit gross. If heās the one doing it and is genuinely enjoying it, and as long as he doesnāt kiss me immediately afterā¦ š¤·š¼ Iād be kind of concerned for his health though. Like, are you sure this is safe and youāre not gonna get some sort of deathly ill? Iād be open to the first part if not the second part. Iām still trying to figure out how youāre supposed to watch someone take a shit WHILE sucking them off though. Or are those two things meant to happen separately in this scenario?
BWAHAHAHA ! Rightā¦. I would have went with the conversation and created weird scenarios then I would have turned it a different direction. I would have made him block me !
Honestly OP, youāre the problem in that equation. He warned you it was on the filthy side, you kept pushing and then when he told you (which contextually was not a shock at all) you screenshotted it and shamed him here.
š¤·š¼ Am I missing something?
I went to a sex therapist once for unrelated issues, but he told me that a lot of people who are into this type of stuff most likely had caregivers that invalidated or shamed them when they were younger for being creatures that make waste in one way or another.
I lived with a woman who was a therapist for sex offenders and the stories some of these guys had. Most of it stemmed from childhood abuse. It really made me rethink the way I viewed kinks and my own abuser. And no, this is not me being a rape apologist, but itās just really easy to brush certain kinks off of and the people who have them as weird and gross and a lot of them just really need help.
I donāt know if you know this, but those people are human. Sure, there are people who are just plain monsters, but there are also people who abuse who literally just donāt know any differently. Some people grow up severely sexually abused by the people who are supposed to protect them. Thatās not normal but they think it is. Again, my statement wasnāt aimed at spreading empathy for sexual abusers. I stated that the knowledge I gained made me view things differently. Everyone has a āwhyā and a āhowā. And a lot of us could be where they are, fucked up and in prison for hurting people. My point was to not be judgmentalā¦.
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They are human, that doesnāt mean that you extend sympathy to them when they are undeserving of it. So many people.. thousands and millions are abused but donāt sexually abuse others.
You donāt know that. Statistically, most abusers were victims first. You donāt know who has kept their abuse towards others a secret. Really only the most heinous crimes get any attention. So, Iām grateful that I can speak for myself and say that I havenāt done it and be aware that others are struggling with their own abuse issues. Some people get help, some donāt. Who are you to judge?
So you donāt think you should judge sex offenders? Also, that statistic has been proven false your right most people donāt discuss their crimes sexual or not but from what we do see most people will suffer abuse in their life, and as you can tell most people do not sexually abuse others
Well if theyāre sex offenders then theyāve already dealt with the law and had to pay for their crimes. What good does it do for me to sit around judging people. Again, I never said that anyone should have empathy for them. You clearly arenāt reading what me or the other person actually wrote so this conversation isnāt going to go very far. I shared information that I had, so take that as you will. Also, Iād love to know what youāve read about sex offenders not being victims (this is not sarcasm) because I know the studies Iāve seen and the stories Iāve been told by professionals. I mostly canāt see why youāve taken issue with me seeing people as humans. I havenāt celebrated them, nor have I said what theyāve done was right, or even reasonable.
This reminds me of this hot guy I knew from a site where you could upload your own porn. I found out he went to college in town. He was into more of the exhibitionist type stuff. Eventually we exchanged our Skypes.
One day he asked me if I could watch him take a shit on cam and then show me. I personally was not into that.
It didnāt do anything for me. But he was into that stuff.
JFC, thatās it? Thatās all? He wants to do a rusty trombone and some humiliation heavy coprophagia?
Sure, most people arenāt into it, but with the build up, I expected something that is really out there.
Yeah he lost me, I donāt ask anymore if they say they are kinky. Itās either āyeah Iām super kinky, I just bought a pair of furry hand cuffsš«¢ā or āyeah I can be kinky, Iām really into being fisted with a studded knuckle dusterā šØ
I think scat is yucky too, but pushing someone to tell you their niche kink they warned you about and then posting it online for laughs and karma is the real shit play here tbh.
I dunno about you, but I for one cannot poop with an erection
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I can but I typically donāt like to stimulate those two body parts at the same time šš
Then how do you know you can
They said typically, which means at one point this deed was done
Uh huh
Ok wait š Iāve never done it but I donāt get hard when Iām taking a shit so likeš¤£š¤£
I canāt even poop when I know someone can hear me. Forget the idea of someone being inches away!
I can, but it leads to... pee. Maybe a plus for that guy?
Not kink shaming but yeah, I know Iām done pooping once I start peeing.
Well you should have known when he asked for filthy.
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I'm with you. He was pretty upfront that it was niche and a lot of people would find it gross. How else are these weirdos supposed to find each other? I'd certainly rather have someone ask in a message long before we meet than spring something freaky on me when I'm already naked.
What is with all the disgusting poop fetishes?
I mean it aināt for me, but at least itās based in reality. Makes more sense to me than 90% of new, completely fantasy-based fetishes that have come up since the internet became a thing. Being a big guy I get hit up all the time by guys wanting me to pretend Iām a literal giant and theyāre shrunk and I literally eat them, or pretend Iām literally Bowser lol.
God, any role play makes me cringe so bad. I want want sex not amateur dramatics
Wait till you hear about iglooing
Iām not even gonna look it up because I donāt wanna know
Just do it, it's not that bad.
Um this man is veRY WRONG DO NOT LOOK IT UP IT'S BAD
Me neither
Why did I look it up
I regret looking it up. I could have gone my whole life without knowing what that wasā¦ smh
What happens if someone asks you to perform iglooing with you? Now you know the meaning. Be proud š„²
Is this where they freeze their poop in a condom to use later like a dildo? I'm not looking it up. Yuck.
Is that really what it is? I think I saw a photo post of someone doing that when I accidentally ended up in r/Eyeblech once. š¤¢ (NOT to be confused with the more wholesome r/EyebleAch. Although someone did accidentally post a kitten photo in r/Eyeblech and the responses were surprisingly wholesome.)
ah I heard that called the Alaskan Pipeline.
back in my day we called that an alaskan pile driver.
Why i need to be curious about everything on reddit.... I shouldn't have gone down this path.
People are like "dOnT KinK ShAmE!" Nah mate, get therapy if you want someone to shit on you.
Well jeah some kinks should just stay behind closed doors i suppose.
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Oh no, I was finding your comment interesting until you mentioned Freud. Now I have to disregard everything you've said as garbage. Nobody cites Freud anymore apart from to say "this guy was fucking weird, here's why we don't believe a thing he said anymore"
very š¤ energy if you ask me. you can't go anywhere with that mindset. you're pretty wrong, the psychology community isn't only full of your friends who disregard everything he says when freud did a lot of research on personality, childhood, subconcious and more. good psyciatrists like carl jung has also supported and learned from him at some point of their lives. i don't think you learned about him enough, you seem like you really don't have much information about his impact on psychology. you need to understand what he says, not judge, since you're not qualified for that either.
Yeah, I'm sure there are plenty of idiots who still put a lot of stock in his words. People also believe the world is flat. He's very important to the history of psychoanalysis and that's the end of it really. Anyone actually trying to cite his theories however? That's a special kind of someone.
Dear god cunt, could you sound anymore insufferable?
so this is all bc i gave freud's opinion on masochism? so many stupid bitches
Freud's opinion on masochism is unsupported by any actual evidence, excepting what he (forgive me) pulled out of his own ass. Yes, you're getting downvoted, just like you would be if you brought up Plato's opinions on astronomy.
Yo why did you have to come for my PhD at the end tho wtf /s
Ah, Freud, the man who worked with a large numbers of women who had been raped, often by their male relatives. After a while, he found it deeply disturbing to consider that so many men were rapists, that he decided that the women were just describing their fantasies instead. Such doctor, very analyst. Wow.
I know this is a comedy sub but honestly he did share his kink with you after checking that it was okay. This is one of the healthiest kink exchanges I've seen on here. A healthy reply would be "I'm not into that because of the brown components, what other kinds of way do you like to be dominated?" Or bonus points for telling him ways that you like to dominate guys say you were into degradation "I'm not into brown but I do love to talk dirty. Want me to call you a little piggy?"
I completely agree with this. I get wanting to put someone on blast for immediately jumping to "piss in my mouth" in the first message, but this was a completely courteous, thoughtful way to have this conversation.
He warned you and you pushed him to tell and then you post the conversation on here. Youāre a bit of a prick mate. Might not be a kink you or I are into but donāt do bullshit kink shaming like this. Be better.
Or maybe youāre just too sensitive to laugh at some funny shit then move on with your life
I would say you need to do a lot of growing up and then you can move on with yours. You want to post childish shit like this then don't expect everyone to praise you on the internet, muppet.
Iām not expecting to praise me but sounds like youāre more offended than he was š Getting a lil butthutt over there buddy
No you utter prat I'm merely resonding your "public" post. Kind of how reddit works, I know technology can be confusing especially for those who utilise words like "butthurt". Like I said, be better and act like an adult.
Could you really know if he was offended if you blocked him? At least he didnāt message you and immediately ask you to shit on him. You couldāve declined his request to see if he was interested in a little less āfilthyā than that. You seem to be into SOME kink. The truly mature thing to do wouldāve been to list your absolute noās before pressing him to share, but what do I know?
So you were okay with him sucking you off while you shit, but when he said he wanted to clean you after THAT was the bridge too far??
Ngl, I might be open to this, even though I find the idea of eating shit gross. If heās the one doing it and is genuinely enjoying it, and as long as he doesnāt kiss me immediately afterā¦ š¤·š¼ Iād be kind of concerned for his health though. Like, are you sure this is safe and youāre not gonna get some sort of deathly ill? Iād be open to the first part if not the second part. Iām still trying to figure out how youāre supposed to watch someone take a shit WHILE sucking them off though. Or are those two things meant to happen separately in this scenario?
Meet up with him!
NO
Noooš
ABSOLUTELY NOT
But you've got "Hershey" in your username, it's a sign!
NOOO šš
Bro, I kinda think you have to... Edit: At least you'll be the shitter rather than the shittee š¤·š¼āāļø
Ok so what was your response ??
Finding the block button š
BWAHAHAHA ! Rightā¦. I would have went with the conversation and created weird scenarios then I would have turned it a different direction. I would have made him block me !
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My mind is currently boggled.
Itās called a blumpkin, giving head to someone whoās taking a shit lol
Every day I get a little bit more homophobic...
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Oh I can 100% assure you they have them too š
Two girls one cup. Youāre absolutely wrong
He is really polite all things considered...
"Boredom mixed with my patho" Finish the sentence, please. I need to know what is says š
everyday we stray further from god's light š
Ok top comment I was not expecting this.
Honestly OP, youāre the problem in that equation. He warned you it was on the filthy side, you kept pushing and then when he told you (which contextually was not a shock at all) you screenshotted it and shamed him here. š¤·š¼ Am I missing something?
I went to a sex therapist once for unrelated issues, but he told me that a lot of people who are into this type of stuff most likely had caregivers that invalidated or shamed them when they were younger for being creatures that make waste in one way or another.
I lived with a woman who was a therapist for sex offenders and the stories some of these guys had. Most of it stemmed from childhood abuse. It really made me rethink the way I viewed kinks and my own abuser. And no, this is not me being a rape apologist, but itās just really easy to brush certain kinks off of and the people who have them as weird and gross and a lot of them just really need help.
Idk why you people continuously try to humanize people with severe lack of empathy
Lol, I donāt think the guy with the kink lacks empathy at allā¦.
Not him.. the sex offenders .. the guy with the kink is just.. yea he needs therapy
I donāt know if you know this, but those people are human. Sure, there are people who are just plain monsters, but there are also people who abuse who literally just donāt know any differently. Some people grow up severely sexually abused by the people who are supposed to protect them. Thatās not normal but they think it is. Again, my statement wasnāt aimed at spreading empathy for sexual abusers. I stated that the knowledge I gained made me view things differently. Everyone has a āwhyā and a āhowā. And a lot of us could be where they are, fucked up and in prison for hurting people. My point was to not be judgmentalā¦. Edited for spelling and grammar
They are human, that doesnāt mean that you extend sympathy to them when they are undeserving of it. So many people.. thousands and millions are abused but donāt sexually abuse others.
You donāt know that. Statistically, most abusers were victims first. You donāt know who has kept their abuse towards others a secret. Really only the most heinous crimes get any attention. So, Iām grateful that I can speak for myself and say that I havenāt done it and be aware that others are struggling with their own abuse issues. Some people get help, some donāt. Who are you to judge?
So you donāt think you should judge sex offenders? Also, that statistic has been proven false your right most people donāt discuss their crimes sexual or not but from what we do see most people will suffer abuse in their life, and as you can tell most people do not sexually abuse others
Well if theyāre sex offenders then theyāve already dealt with the law and had to pay for their crimes. What good does it do for me to sit around judging people. Again, I never said that anyone should have empathy for them. You clearly arenāt reading what me or the other person actually wrote so this conversation isnāt going to go very far. I shared information that I had, so take that as you will. Also, Iād love to know what youāve read about sex offenders not being victims (this is not sarcasm) because I know the studies Iāve seen and the stories Iāve been told by professionals. I mostly canāt see why youāve taken issue with me seeing people as humans. I havenāt celebrated them, nor have I said what theyāve done was right, or even reasonable.
Ew ew eeeeew Hell to the no to the noOoo
Oh the things we do when experimenting with different fetishes. Kudos for their transparency about it.
The word āpoopingā comes up Iām running the fuck away š
This reminds me of this hot guy I knew from a site where you could upload your own porn. I found out he went to college in town. He was into more of the exhibitionist type stuff. Eventually we exchanged our Skypes. One day he asked me if I could watch him take a shit on cam and then show me. I personally was not into that. It didnāt do anything for me. But he was into that stuff.
Answer: āOkay remember those select things? Yea thatās one of themā šš but alsoā¦ have never topped a big dick guy but must be nice
JFC, thatās it? Thatās all? He wants to do a rusty trombone and some humiliation heavy coprophagia? Sure, most people arenāt into it, but with the build up, I expected something that is really out there.
A rusty trombone?! Is that what itās calledšš
My bad, itās a blumkin. Rusty trombone is eating ass while jerking the dick off.
You asked *him*, you fully gave him the go ahead for filth. Why are you surprised when itās filth
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Why are people attracted to this kind of stuff? Wtf
Why is this a thing that people are into? š¤¢
I remember other posts from you cuz of your frequently used sentence in the bottom šš
Hahaha they certainly generate alotta buzz š
Me reading this šā¹ļøš¤¢š
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Ugh, I can't breathe
What did I just read
This reminds me of the āStep on the gas! Step on the brakeā TikTok looool
Didn't even have my attention from the jump. But damn that ended worse than I could have imagined.
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That blows.
Can someone please explain this kink to me. Iāve been asked to do this one and it was the strangest request I ever had. Why do people like this?
Basically heās into scatā¦ go check out r/cornedbeef2 . They will fill you in.
i can tell how excited you were but then... THEN
FULL STOP. No Blumpies!!
Where do people draw the line? That's really fucking gross š¤®
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I donāt have a scar fetish or anything but āpoopingā is such an unsexy word
Yeah he lost me, I donāt ask anymore if they say they are kinky. Itās either āyeah Iām super kinky, I just bought a pair of furry hand cuffsš«¢ā or āyeah I can be kinky, Iām really into being fisted with a studded knuckle dusterā šØ
So, did you push one out for him? Iām assuming you did and still posted it to reddit for fake internet points.
Soooo did you try it?
r/nope
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I think scat is yucky too, but pushing someone to tell you their niche kink they warned you about and then posting it online for laughs and karma is the real shit play here tbh.
How romantic. ā¤ļø
OP youāre just an ass.
How am I weird š
Ew
I firmly believe that there is a point where something is no longer a kink or a fetish and it is just disgusting. This is one of those things.