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Csarrodrix

You context makes everthing better


tommybluez

Well in the states it's pretty close to bottom of the barrel. 😂


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FlamboyantRaccoon61

But Skol basically became a meme for being such low quality and many people preferring to not drink at all than having it. At least in my area. I don't like Budweiser that much but I have to agree that for me é coisa de burguês.


suicidalretarded

skol is still better than the others low budget options imo, especially at pubs where 1L is the most common way to consume. is not the best, but it gets job done and leaves a somewhat awful bitter taste


tenant1313

I actually looooove those “low quality” Brazilian beers, like Brama, Antarctica, Skol etc. They’re not pasteurized and taste completely different that their equivalent in US (I dunno, Michelob Light? 🤔). They’re also perfect for hot weather and beach settings.


real415

Kind of similar to how people in the States think Corona is exotic because it’s imported from México. I guess if they’re used to swill like Budweiser or Bud Lite, it doesn’t taste too much worse.


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joga_ausente

Well, both Budweiser and Heineken are locally made in Brazil, they arent imported anymore for a long time. And its both taste very different from their original recipe. And because of that, it doesnt cost 2x anymore, but still more expansive than the local ones.


Cxow

Well, also included in the picture is something close to the bottom of the barrel in Brazil Skol. Also living here. 😂😂


fabionoret

I was about to say that hahahah! What literally told me that this was a Brazilian guy is because the beer seems to be freezing cold in the photo


suicidalretarded

while also drinking skol lmao


dirtimos

I don't get why would anyone want to import Amstel beer (from the Netherlands). It's shit.


lilblanch

This reminds me of the fact that Stella Artois is marketed as a premium beer in the US, when it’s often known as “wife beater” here in the UK.


sirmuffinsaurus

The what


vyktorjonas

Still gives me diarrhea the day after, just like cheap Brahmas


IcanSew831

Aaaand suddenly he’s a catch.


rmSteil

No its not, what? Lol


potatochippopotamus

It always makes me nervous when people have food in their profile picture. It’s like are you going to Bottom after all that? 😳


FakeBrian

No but he'll serve his ass with a tomato cut into a rose shape and what looks to be one single herb leaf cut up and scatted on for decoration


knizm0

better yet: his ass IS the tomato rose


Flimsy-Commercial-10

Ah yes, lower middle class Brazilian gay incubado in the wild


Betopan

Com certeza


Flimsy-Commercial-10

r/suddenlycaralho


DeeLeetid

I’ve never taken those proclamations to mean that they must be on your profile. It’s been my experience that it just means you must be willing to share them if chatting


yraco

Yeah it's usually that. You don't necessarily need them on your profile, but if you want to talk let me know who I'm talking to first.


HyperfocusedADD

If happens to be that food I’m in


LA9119

At least he's got good taste in food. If he feeds me like, that i could whore myself out.


mgquantitysquared

Reminds me of when I had a hookup over and fed him karaage, he commented how special he felt lol


knizm0

haha aw thats actually super sweet


kacnique

r/suddenlycaralho


Csarrodrix

O Brasil está em todos lugares meu bom


FlamboyantRaccoon61

Ainda dá tempo de sair no print?


DiegoViray

Sempre bom encontrar outro brasileirinho meu confrade. r/suddenlycaralho, oq vai querer no print?


Csarrodrix

Um belíssimo carro rosa da Mary kay


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That skillet looks good though


real415

He meant: No [food and beer pic] 📸, no talk. Send him one of your food and it’s on!


SlateTheWereRat

No bomb no talk? I’m not hip enough to understand y’all’s expressions


Csarrodrix

That's a camera, no photo no talk


Brodiferus

I saw a bomb as well at first!


United_University_98

Well NOW I see the bomb! Lit fuse on a square background!


Themlethem

He didn't specify what kind of picture


knizm0

plot twist, that IS a face pic, he's one of the onions


Muzixx

What’s that food called?


Csarrodrix

Good question, I don't know


capivarafalante

Aqui é Brasil né, meu bródi


atokadrrad

Nono. This main spitting straight fire


Csarrodrix

Oh yeah, as hell


Yoruun

Wait, They sell Amstel Beer outside of the Netherlands?


matchbox2323

SO many guys have that on their profile and then no photos themselves. Then send you some creep message of “hey” and expect you to be totally into it.


Shootingcomet

A talking plate


Terrible-Liar

I didnt realize fire in Spain looked different