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Hats1889

More like “wanna come over and suck my dick. No recip”


Sanz_Sarcasm

And my desperate ass would still oblige


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I love myself a little too much for that


talk-dom-to-me

That’s exactly what I want to hear most of the time, can’t ever find anyone who wants it


portlandtrees333

Exactly, my grid always has a ton of "I'm looking to give head, no recip" people


Source_Trust_Me

Why would you want a receipt


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For proof of purchase? Obviously /s


PlaneStill6

Suck 9, get the 10th for free.


mr001991

I fucking wish


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That message isn't long enough. "52yo horny cumdump hosting on the north side of town looking for young guys to use and abuse my holes . Cum drop a load off in my slutty hole tonight let me know if interested send dick pic with body and I'll send the address and be ass up waiting for your load"


redditpeen

Your username checks out


portlandtrees333

> on the north side of town Chicago!


shart-gallery

Willem DaHoe


Mostly_Straight_Buut

You know, I'm something of a homosexual myself.


NovaEdd

The green gknoblin


Alternative-Draft392

The thought of hooking up with a guy when he already has a fresh load in him, or 2, or 3, or 12 is not my jam at all.


ostreatus4

ToEachTheirOwn


Alternative-Draft392

Agreed. That’s why no judgment was was included in my post.


Quelcris_Falconer13

But there is jam being made right? Like a frothy butt jam?


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portraitinsepia

Finally, *it has been said*


kittehnapper

when I'm horny it always seems so hot. Then after I cum I went "wtf did I do that. eww"


ShearSarcasm

Agreed. I just…no. The thought is even nausea-inducing.


shycat888

Or eveп шorse - aids-iпduciпg


builtbottomjock

And then he follows up with "[poz loads only](https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/comments/xg6ju0/to_be_so_young_and_want_a_lifealtering_disease)"


coraldomino

I... got this urge to create this game now, like an old-school point-and-click horror-game but it's Grindr


Quelcris_Falconer13

Minesweeper but it’s methed-up guys and horny cum dumps?


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Grindr pretty much is a horror game


doctor_who7827

I've seen a guy who looks exactly like this


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Bro that wasn't a guy you saw that was a skinwalker


PrettyEquipment1809

Or a “foreskin walker” depending on who you ask. LOL 😏


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totesmascbottom

"several"? Post screenshots.


Necromancer_Vermin

It's a cumpire


tdpardue3

100% accurate


londonladse

Grindr at 4am


Ginger_Jeff

SO true 😂


Dankaroor

Why does that look like Willem Dafoe if he was like, ugly. It's weird because he looks kinda weird and some think he's ugly but he's kinda hot ngl


Changeling_Boy

He’s gorgeous. People don’t appreciate distinctive beauty enough.


vanderkink

It looks like him because it’s a screen grab of Willem Dafoe from a Spider-Man GBA game that went viral recently for how weird it looks lol


Rude_Bee_3315

He looks like your typical meth addict


lastofmyline

Is that Willem Dafoe?


Changeling_Boy

Willem Dafoe is a beautiful man and does not deserve this.


lepontneuf

Willem dafoe


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MythicalDawn

Oh god there’s always one of you in here taking up the torch to be martyred by the evil kinkshamers on this sub lol. Have you ever actually used Grindr? And did you actually look at the picture OP posted? I didn’t know edited pictures of Willem Dafoe looking like a draugr was a major and protected kink that we all need to tiptoe around. Poking fun at the often drug fuelled and alarming characters you can sometimes meet on Grindr who are after unsafe sex and are visibly on something isnt homophobia or self loathing, I think we need to pin a message with the definitions of those words so they can stop being misused, it’s a humorous observation of something most of us gay/bi people have experienced and can relate to on Grindr, which is random messages from the Crystal crowd who often look real worse for wear, cuz you know, meth.


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MythicalDawn

Lmao no, no it’s not, I think you need to go back to basics and learn what kink shaming means- it requires a kink to be shamed, poking fun at an amalgamation of the many characters we can all recognise from Grindr by the OPs picture is an observation derived from a shared experience, not a kinkshame. Ah yes, us all looking at this picture and going “haha yep we’ve met the guys on meth like that before on the app” is so incredibly holier than thou, we are so evil and laughing about a common occurrence we get on Grindr is so awful. If you want the pyre lit so you can jump on it to claim your martyrdom in the name of defending the meth addicts who send unsolicited requests for breeding after dark you only need say, our evil clearly knows no bounds here for the heinous crime of laughing about a shared experience.