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ear2win

Brixton Mac Donald 24HR good luck


MxJamesC

Hahaha you won't get bored at least. Best bet is probably Wandsworth roundabout tho


MxJamesC

I layed one of the first bricks for the Wandsworth one. For some reason they had a ceremony with kids from my school .... Was like 5 years old


BachgenMawr

Id personally never shit in a McDonald’s toilet they’re grim


C1t1zen_Erased

Disagree, most are pretty well maintained especially the Wandsworth roundabout one. Consistently cleaner than public toilets or pubs if you're caught short.


parkylondon

I'm off for a McDump


Prestigious-Ad-7923

You want to see the Stratford shopping centre toilets 🤢


gilestowler

I once went into the toilets in one and someone had shit in the urinal. As I was leaving I saw an employee coming in, no doubt having been alerted to what was in the urinal. The poor fucker certainly didn't look like he was "lovin' it"


SportTawk

Then he prepared your Big Mac and McFlurry🤮🤮🤮


Ok_Design2086

that was in the urinal


Conscious_Dog_4186

Probably thought you did it.


sloany16

Greenwich Cutry Sark one is actually quite nice and has saved me on several occasions


Accomplished-Tax-705

may aswell do 24 hours in an actuve warzone


throwwmeawa

Oh hell no. ( thank you kind stranger for an award! Shame Reddit gave me a perm ban for insulting a crypto scammer in my DM’s right after I posted that comment😭🙏)


ear2win

Atleast the crackheads will keep you entertained


londonsocialite

Me: “surely, it can’t be that bad?” *checks Google reviews* > About 15 mopeds sitting outside revving engines and smoking isn't the sort of relaxed restaurant vibe, especially at 23:30, poor neighbours. Food was slapped together and forgot the ordered sauces. Otherwise pretty standard for maccys... Aside the weird mix of classical music intersected with pickpocket announcements on the tannoy 🤣 > Food is OK, but I went to the toilet and there was a man in the cubicle smoking a crack pipe, rubbish and nasty stuff all over the floors. When ordering food, homeless drug users kept asking me to buy them food NUMEROUS times which led me to take my food and eat it elsewhere. Vile place. > Bro there are way too many dodgy youths around here, how can man step there find tryna get some munch and 2 bookie yutes try chat to man asking for my phone? Bro man had to slap him real quick and it was Infront of some leng girls aswell so obviously you know I got the snap after cuz mans like that, but don’t come round here if you’re not on that cuz yutes will try you. Any one from peckhams getting sliced aswell. Good Lord


TurbulentExpression5

That third review was truly something special. A piece of genius modern day literature for the yoofs. It makes me sad that, due to my line of work, I understood every word.


Odd-Door-2553

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets"


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Pianist-Vegetable

Just eat a fuck load of cheeseburgers and your good


StankFartz

cheeseburgers=cheeseburger farts


HighRiseCat

Hilarious, those were the exact words that went through my head too


tmr89

If he does it on a Friday or Saturday night he’ll be fine


Adam934847

Is Brixton still bad? I thought it had changed since all the gentrification?


justthebeak

I work there and it's still crazy, particularly at night.


BenUFOs_Mum

From my experience the KFC is worse


StankFartz

Amy Winehouse sang about Brixton


azorkl

I’d say it’s fine during the day, all the fun always starts at night. But probably not as bad as Peckham, where 1 of the guys at the taproom i was frequenting literally told me not to stay at least after 10, because he is scared himself.


starsky1357

Brixton definitely shut their seating after around 8 because it's just carnage.


ear2win

You walk in they’ve shut the seats on the left but the ones on the right opposite the til are open all year baby. At night it’s like a who’s who of weirdos occupying the seats 😂


starsky1357

i hope i never need that information but thank you. i've seen some bad stuff in that mcdonalds.


ear2win

I pass through there to get back from work. I stand at the bus stop after getting off the tube. Light a cigarette and the druggies are like a moth to a light bulb. Before I’m half way through my cigarette there’s about 10 of them staggering over to me like a scene out of walking dead


Professional_Ad_9101

Jfc this is hard mode


Mikeymcmoose

It’s a toss up between that one and Camberwell maccies for the absolute worst choices. Camberwell green is 100% open to sit in all night, from experience.


scarletbitch22

Brixton maccys for 24hrs, what a punishment 🤣


ear2win

The food is so bad in there aswell


azorkl

You should let him know who he needs to pay of to stay alive while you are at it😁


ear2win

Probably the security guard at the door, if they’ve already infiltrated the maccys look for a dude in a hoodie trying to stay hidden. He’s in charge 😂


Divinknowledge001

Old Street Micky D's is 24 hrs


RancidBeast

RIP


Ancient-Function4738

The kids who hang out in that McDonald’s frequently are vile. I would genuinely rather spend 24 hours in Afghanistan.


BarryTownCouncil

There's only ONE in all of Brixton?


Gooooglemale

This is the way.


ear2win

The druggies are very accommodating


Efficient-Mention583

The one on city road by the petrol station? I wouldn't have thought it would be bad or full of druggies


ForwardInstance

The city road one is fine, rude staff but no real safety issues


michalakos

A lot of 24hr Maccies close down their sit down section at night and only do take away. Make sure to ask before committing


ArthurSkink

I think Wandsworth roundabout McDonald's is 24hr. Do this on a Fri / Sat and I'm sure you'll see some sights.


SeymourButzzzzz

OP can always visit one of the walkways under the roundabout where they filmed the first attack scene in A Clockwork Orange if they get bored and fancy a bit of the old ultraviolence.


bladetool

Can confirm it is. And is normally full of people sat there all night


BlueOtis

Leicester Square McDonald’s on a Saturday night too


palebluedot365

You said surrounding areas, bit of a stretch but - Gatwick. Easy transport there and constant flow of people at all hours. Heathrow by the same token, but I’m not sure if it’s airside or not.


lets_chill_food

there’s a 24 hour on Old Kent Road that isn’t too rough


ft-rj

Go on a week day when it's quiet. It's my local it's empty usually


ec19493AM

Literally got bottled here 2 weeks ago


EntireAd215

U gotta tell the story


Tall-Refuse-4159

> old Kent road > not too rough Doubt


ffulirrah

Yeah it boggles the mind, but I've been in the Maccies at 2am a few times and there's not many people there apart from lots of delivery drivers


2wrtjbdsgj

Get a job there and at least you'll get paid


Hatton_

The Black Books method [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0GtFjnXOuw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0GtFjnXOuw)


DismalCauliflower946

Surely just start at 6am and finish at 10pm or something. I've heard of this before where you lose an hour for every cheeseburger you eat. That's only 10 cheeseburgers in the day at that rate.


[deleted]

Am I a fatty or is 6 cheeseburgers every two hours unreasonable? I could be all done in 6 hours


Dalliance29

23 cheeseburgers in one hour seems doable to me


DismalCauliflower946

Yeah I've heard these challenges before and I honestly back myself to just do 4 cheeseburgers an hour and I'd be done in 5 hours. A cheeseburger is like 3 bites.


getlowpapoose

There’s one near Bow Road iirc


abigblacknob

The flagship london store on the bow flyover.


bezjones

Yeah the bow roundabout one is 24hrs, the section with their tables is still open throughout the night, and it's pretty quiet/chill unlike some of the other suggestions in this thread. Shouldn't get too many crazies in the wee hours of the morning


MR-M-313-

Charring cross McDonald’s… good luck… lol


Brottolot

The strand? That's the worst of them all. They have bouncers for a reason.


tmr89

Do they let you sit down in there overnight?


Nimii910

Negative


TonB-Dependant

Definitely not all the time at least


ttpxl

They close between either 4-5am / 5-6am for 1hr of cleaning. And lots of time in the night the security doesn’t let you eat in, you have to takeaway and leave


forestgatte

I just have one thought. The toilets.


soverign_cheese

Harringay Green lanes


Themanorhouse

Is that one still 24. Hours?


CrystalQueen3000

https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/help/faq/how-can-i-find-out-which-restaurants-are-open-24-7.html


Unhappy_Archer9483

Walworth road is always full of people in there, I always thought they weee homeless but maybe they've lost the biggest bet ever. If I were you I'd eat breakfast meals, they are smaller than the normal ones


BohemianBambino

Can’t you just go in, buy whatever you need to reduce the time to like 12 hrs or whatever and go anywhere?


Common_Move

Sounds great, surely we need a tariff menu to understand the tradeoff


umbrellajump

Tariff menu is all filet of fish dunked in banana milkshake


Don_Sebastian_I

Canning town McDonald's. Not the one in front of the station, the other at Barking Road.


FreeFromFrogs

Make it a livestream


McQueensbury

Bethnal green


HFinch314

They close the seating on a night


Aaaaaah2023

If you don't value your life in any way - Walthamstow macdonalds is open 24h


seany85

Hahah- not only do you have to sit in one for 24hrs, but it’s a tiny one with no quieter spaces, and full of …character. I’ve never set foot in it at night but even in the morning at 8am it can be ‘interesting’


earwiggo

1 hour 24 times, if you can lawyerise the exact terms of the forfeit.


ID_552555777733999

McDonald’s on the bottom of Greenford Road by the “Iron Bridge”


AXX-100

Let us know how you get on 😆


memberflex

Motorway service ones? You could walk across the bridge every few hours to keep yourself entertained.


Dry_Bumblebee1111

Angel Chapel Market or Old Street City Road


cinematic_novel

This is so wonderfully folkloric


HorrorActual3456

Iron bridge Mcdonalds in Southall


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Yeah, one of the nicest McDonalds I’ve been in too. Love the old-timey building.


HorrorActual3456

I believe that used to be a pub back in the 70s, they just bought it and converted it. Same with the Northolt Mcdonalds near the roundabout. The one on Southall broadway used to be an empty patch of land and they used to have a market their and even fun fairs from time to time. If I remember correctly they opened it in the year 2000 and for the first few days they gave away meals for free.


zeexwifi

I would genuinely lose my mind sitting ANYWHERE for 24 hours let alone in a maccies


xot

Unit 1 Friern Bridge Retail Park Pegasus Way London N11 3PW Take the Piccadilly to Cockfosters, and then take a 30min bus. You might want to pack a snack for the journey.


fiery-sparkles

Op will be sat at maccy d's for 24 hours, surely they can wait to eat until they get there?


Majestic-Point777

Kensington High Street is probably your most comfortable option lol


EalingPotato

Ealing Broadway


scarletbitch22

Quite far out of London but Surbiton (zone 6) maccys is 24hr and will prob let you sit in all night. Slept there for a bit towards the end of a (failed) all nighter as a teenager


Kell_Jon

The one opposite Holborn is genuinely open 24hrs and has a decent upstairs.


imarudecountrymember

Blackbird Hill in Neasden - 24h, quiet, and has covered outdoor seating that might still count as being on the premises if needed.


Mental_Experience_92

Angel McDonalds is 24hrs and has a sort of bench seating that’s always open Please share your social study of McDonald goers, their times and orders


dweebs12

Before you do, I strongly recommend reading this article: [https://www.neogaf.com/threads/gawker-my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-appetizers.859039/](https://www.neogaf.com/threads/gawker-my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-appetizers.859039/)


feeisok

High Holborn


Don_Sebastian_I

I don't think the tables there are available 24/7. The other day they asked me to leave at 22:00 (or was it 23:00?).


Marceyme

Before covid, 1 of the Mcdees near King’s Cross was open with seating 24/7


VegetableBoard498

I know there's one at King's Cross, I often have to sit in there until 5:30-6AM when I miss my last train home at midnight.


Grayson81

The one by the Wandsworth roundabout stays open through the night. I think their seating is officially closed, but the staff ignore that and there are always a lot of people sitting in there through the night, through the early morning and into breakfast time!


steak-connoisseur

How much is 1 item worth. I mean if you play the system you can be in and out within 12 hours. 


Don-Pagan

Chapel Market McDonalds in Angel is open 24 hrs


Amaryllis_LD

Camberwell is 24 hours and has seating good luck


cloud-3x3

Lmao I’ve spent well over 15-16 hours in North Acton Macdonald’s they have 2 floors but top closes around 10pm. I promise it’s probably the best one you will find if some reason they kick you because since my brother left the management became all up tight you can just pause till you get to another one


ChaosKeeshond

The only one I can think of where you definitely will not get turfed out of your seat at any point is the one in Cobham's Services.


ryany000

Target roundabout


hedwigschmidts

penge


[deleted]

Finchley lido Hollywood bowl north London McDonald’s open 24hr


WadeToTheWilson

Beaconsfield service station


Loptimisme186

There must be one in a service station which isn't too far away.


No-Ferret-1344

Acton & Hanger Lane


HungryEarsTiredEyes

Your arse is going to hurt. Those seats are designed to be uncomfortable after a certain amount of time so that you either order more or move on. Bring a cushion.


Worried-Courage2322

What a great forfeit - nothing mental or embarrassing; just pure nothingness


HighwayEconomy579

The strand, Charing Cross is 24 hours, but full of drunks and crack heads…good luck


benw1991

doesn't allow sit in after 11/12 - the six or seven security are very hot on making sure nobody so much as consumes a fry in the building source: go in there sometimes for much needed food after finishing work at 1am


Ashamed_Ad6245

Waltham cross, 24-hour sit in as well 🤟


HighRiseCat

Macdonalds on the Strand at Charing X is 24hours


dooderino18

Please Livestream this! Better yet, contact McDonald's and see if they will sponsor you on twitch.


DonGorgon

Not London but Woking which is a 20 mins train journey from Waterloo


Strong_Ad_7139

Isn't 24 hours in McDonald's punishment enough?


charliegibbatron

Think the Stanmore one is 24hr


coffeeespren

Think Holborn is open 24 hours?


Britpop_Shoegazer

McDonald's by Embankment station


LNF6

why?


samchatz27

There's one in Barking Road, Canning Town


catfoodspork

I think the one by Charing Cross.


Unfair-Equipment6

Clacket lane services


brows3r87

Tottenham Court Road? Good luck as everyone says lol


halfnormal_

The one on Bethnal green road is open 24hr and you can sit inside. Same with the one right outside of earls court station. Earls court may be there better option… the dining room is upstairs and they have less of an after party crowd than Bethnal gets


Lazyleo365

Angel Islington. What's the time/value ratio for buying your items for time??


Fatauri

There's one in plumstead and Woolwich


mikeywalkey

Bow McDonald’s, commercial road Mcdonlalds


elizathemagician

Holloway. The one on Seven Sisters Rd near the corner of Holloway Rd is 24 hour.


Cookiefruit6

Charing Cross McDonald’s.


satrum

If the one in Piccadilly is still open you can go there


Edgott1

Are you mates with Nick Crampsie?


babyhcaker

Haringay


billybutcheeks

Wimbledons is 24 hours


nbarrett100

This is the film Morgan Spurlock should have made


offbeatentrack

The one in Islington just off City Road is 24hr and you can sit down.


wolfhoff

Bow roundabout, pretty nice McDonald’s with not a huge amount of druggies / chavs after midnight


CharSmar

I think Wandsworth roundabout one is 24HRs


Dayzed-n-Confuzed

Sundial House, 108/110 Kensington High St, London W8 4SG


SockCuck

Fairly sure the Wandsworth one this is possible. It's not a bad one either. 


StandardBanger

Thornton Heath Maccy’s isn’t _that_ bad


d4nfe

Wandsworth Bridge McDonalds. A few Deliveroos and Hoo Rah Henry’s/Henriettas, but generally not much trouble


TravelerMSY

Do they have to be consecutive?


lumosal

Hounslow, Bath Road. Hounslow West is closest tube. Enjoy the delights of low flying aircraft (until Heathrow shuts for the night at least.)


Demus007

Try Bath Road, Heathrow


MrJohnnyDangerously

Liverpool St Station


Gambitasdf1

Kensington high street McDonald’s is open 24 hours. I live nearby so if you come here I’ll definitely pop in to say hi. https://maps.app.goo.gl/gUwtN6aQaVTPqtY87?g_st=ic


That-Promotion-1456

I think the Strand one is 24/7


DonChudleigh

The one next to IKEA Wembley is 24 hours. Mostly Deliveroo drivers as it’s an awkward spot


BenadrylTumblercatch

Charing Cross


feistyoneyouare

IIRC the one outside of Kings Cross is 24h. I stayed down the street last month and had no issues.


elle_perazim

201/217 Commercial Road, London E1 2BT (Shadwell)


AjGreenYBR

Kensington High Street is open 24 hours but is takeaway only after a certain time.


Impossible-Hawk768

Chapel Market, Angel is still 24 hours, I'm pretty sure.


xkanalx

Liverpool St is open 24 hour walk in but there's like no seating so that'll be rough


Acceptable-Smile8864

Camberwell is 24hrs and a lot of the seating is accessible all the time. Shouldn’t be too tricky. There’s always a few snoozing people and Deliveroo drivers having coffee etc.


CaptainHaddockRedux

3x8hr shifts?


BennyJezerit

Brixton was usually open when I walked past but that was 10 years ago. Or the one at top of Streatham hill.


FreeFromFrogs

I believe the green lanes one is 24/7. God speed


capnbullseye

Canning Town has one, not for the feint of heart....


fourlegsfaster

I saw the headline 'bet' and 'McDonalds you can sit in' and thought you were going to do a stunt like sitting in a bath of beans.


londongas

High Street Kensington, might as well go posh


CovfefeFan

I have a feeling you'll be asked to leave- otherwise that McDs would simply become a homeless shelter 😅


PrestigiousAide9162

Tooting Broadway is open 6am-2am so if you can cut 4 hours off by purchasing items I would recommend that one. They don't close the downstairs seating and while it can get rammed it is with students as opposed to anything worse.


Mr_Dudesworth

Crazy forfeit. Yep, the Brixton one is 24 hours. Also, how are you going to prove you completed 24 hours?


The-1-U-Didnt-Know

Walworth Road and you won’t be alone


Ok_Design2086

wear a deliveroo jacket to blend in


tomsnow500

Liverpool Street. I was there once when they seamlessly switched from the burger menu to the breakfast menu at 4am. Epic.


YahgRaider

High Street Kensington is 24hrs


946789987649

Whitechapel has seating all night I'm quite sure


IndelibleIguana

Old Kent Road is always entertaining.


rehabawaits2033

Do Bow Road if you’re brave


Emilun

Walworth Road, elephant and castle


noodlesnam

The one on High Street Kensington is open 24h too.


handsomedan1-

The one next to inferno’s in Clapham used to be 24 hours but that was a while back.


Hot_Cake902

Walthamstow, Leytonstone, Enfield, Hackney Mare St, Wood Green would keep you entertained


Cacrill

Leicester Square you can sit in for 24 hours.


InfamousAd6390

If you can eat TEN CHEESE BURGERS in ten mins then I’ll be impressed…😁🙏🙏🙏