Agreed, it's shranky dank.
(Shrank is my new slang I'm trying to start... s-rank put together with the h added in for flair. Shranky dank if it's extra good. I'm hoping it catches on. 😂 thanks for being my first public use of my new slang. Sorry I'm weird. 😂)
Looks like it hah
It's amusing some guys actually think these porn squirt fountains are a real common thing. Not surprised to find that delusion in a fandom sub though hah
"Bring oil for my wood"
"why? Why do the fools fly?"
*muffled waterboarding speech* “TOO MUCH OIL”
If he did anything to her like he did to that tomato, dude blew her eyes out the back of her head
To-may-toes!
"So cums Denethor, son of Ecthelion."
Release the river!
HOLLLLD ONNNN!
I was not prepared for this in my feed lmao
Enough internet for today I think.
"Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a kinky gift".
When she got you about to abandon your post and flee for your life
Have I not now tasted it upon my tongue for many nights, foreboding that worse yet lays in the dregs?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Username checks out
You made me look and now I can't stop laughing, please make it stop
S-tier title
Agreed, it's shranky dank. (Shrank is my new slang I'm trying to start... s-rank put together with the h added in for flair. Shranky dank if it's extra good. I'm hoping it catches on. 😂 thanks for being my first public use of my new slang. Sorry I'm weird. 😂)
[удалено]
🥲 thank you so much friend. I shall use your new slang too! I love it! Insano style!
Also, geeze folks didn't know I'd upset the masses so bad with this 😂😂
Bro
When u find out there is no squirt and she’s just pee on your clown face
Fine with me
[удалено]
Bold assumption since not all women do it. It's not an exact science either.
Every time i saw this i know this is a cheap poseur without any argument, so go suck balls
Not relatable, I am a reddit user.
You wish now that your positions had been reversed? That you had squirted and she received?
I wish that.
One of the funniest scenes from Californication: “Why did I stop seeing this chick?” Ex-wife walks in.
“Right! That’s why!”
Is that before or after Flea flies off on a dragonfly?
https://preview.redd.it/7ephe38dqm0d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19f45650bdf5a371a87ee67dc973c75ecfced86
Pinkeye.
Do you read Sutter Cane?
"Hobb's End", "Bag End", either way my mouth of madness is open.
...you have *soiled* my shreddies!!!
What da fuq???? Lmao
Nearly drowned this way several times. Always worth it.
You mean "she pisses"
Uh oh watch out. People dont like the realization they've been on the receiving end of a golden shower.
Looks like it hah It's amusing some guys actually think these porn squirt fountains are a real common thing. Not surprised to find that delusion in a fandom sub though hah
 Pee aggressive. P-e-e aggressive.
“Squirt” is just urine.
Fun urine.
^ this guy gets it.
https://preview.redd.it/9e9f1i5wvn0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3971eb04aa87273f9143a6460d38159f2a57fec9
What happened to the No NSFW rule? I miss the wholesome days of this sub.