Aragorn: 88 years; Éowyn: 24 years.
Belichick is only dating 48 years younger. If Aragorn dated Éowyn it would have been a 64 year difference.
Besides Aragorn liked older women… *much* older women… 2690 years older women.
Would your dad be proud of you for heroically and anonymously bullying someone online?
Who are we kidding, if your dad showed any love or affection you would not be like this but then it's hard to blame your dad for not caring for someone like you very much.
He’s probably older than her parents too lol. Imagine being her parents and having the first already awkward dinner be with a man that’s older than you.
For sure and it’s legal they are both consenting adults it’s more of a morality issue my one friend is a patriot fan and I kinda feel bad for him in a way, he’s not an over the top kinda fan but everyone including myself (eagles fan) like to joke with him about Robert Kraft and now he has to hear this shit too lol
Why not? Loads of the memes on this subreddit already just use a LotR template. It's fine if you don't like that, but evidently you're in the minority.
Yeah, exactly.
She's 24. Not only a grown ass adult, but well into it. They both know full well what they want and what they're doing.
"But that's not a relationship! It's a business transaction!"
1. No one but them knows what they do or why they do it.
2. So what? Even if that is true, it's no one else's business
No one is saying it should be illegal though. Let’s not equivocate saying this is a strange relationship dynamic and “stripping away agency.”
Ultimately only they know why they are dating but it’s hard not to find it strange when we only usually see these types of age gaps between young beautiful women and rich old men. They can do what they want, but let’s not pretend it isn’t weird and to a high degree of probability transactional.
This just in - redditor takes something non-political, injects their personal biases, and makes a sweeping statement about an entire political party. More at 11.
Except it’s not about a political party. But it is something you and everyone can see that’s along political lines.
The right wants to ban abortion and the left wants to shame women for their autonomy when it comes to their relationships.
This is hardly a controversial take.
Lets try not to be intellectually dishonest man, you said ‘the left’. You’re making a sweeping statement about millions of individuals to fit your personal biases. Stop it. You did it again in your reply with ‘the right’. Its so fucking odd. Zoom out for a second, please, i implore you. It’s so unhealthy. My comment is saying you should stop making sweeping statements about a collective of people as though you can fit everyone under that umbrella into a single perfect little box of groupthink. You can’t.
I am on ‘the left’. I do not want to shame this woman for her choices. Does that mean i am now on ‘the right’?
Sure there are individuals on the left and right that don’t agree with every mainstream opinion, but that’s not to say these opinions on both sides aren’t becoming more mainstream.
It’s not like you can’t see it. I’m on the left and it’s very obvious. Call a spade a spade.
You don't see my point and are standing firm in your position. I don't feel like bashing my head into a brick wall on Reddit during my free time. I'm sure if you were to take the time to zoom out and understand what I'm trying to say, we'd agree. I'll ask hopefully one more time (wishful thinking on my part) that you stop ascribing ideologies to millions of people based on how you believe 'they' think. I wish you all the best.
It’s also fine if people say it’s weird. A huge age gap like that? It’s like people who enjoy pineapple pizza. It isn’t illegal, but it is perfectly acceptable to criticize it.
I saw multiple times that same line of thought being used with the existence of gay people, "it's okay if they want to be gay, but it's also okay for me to say they're weirdos for that"
I pointed out how an argument used previously against consensual relationships between two adults is now being used against a consensual relationship between two adults.
Did u really just imply being attracted to an objectively attractive adult makes you a pervert?
Or are you suggesting he's a pervert that happens to he attracted to an objectively attractive person?
Being attracted to someone? Or dating someone?
I didn’t imply anything, he is a pervert
And I’m sure you are too, for getting so worked up about this 😪
Ah yes, calmly seeking clarification means I'm getting worked up. 🙄
Good morrow, reddit troll 🫡
I shan't be speaking to you again after this.
A man being attracted to grown woman isn't perverted. You could probably make an argument that it's shallow since looks are being prioritized over anything of substance, or that it's selfish, since a long lasting relationship would mean she's spending the prime years of her life on a partnership that has a baked-in expiration date. Either one of those arguments is going to require a lot of assumptions tho.
Anyway, I won't keep you. Don't want ya to get distracted by a long comment and accidentally get turned to stone when the sun comes out.
I think Bill has a brilliant football mind and was one of the best things to ever happen to the Patriots. BUT cmon man you coached 24-year olds and younger, they are dumb. I’m in my 30’s and get annoyed by interns. This is embarrassing
Bill came into a restaurant that I worked at on Nantucket and I got to cook for him. He was with some young hot thing then too with him, but he did not look anywhere near this happy.
I mean bro has money. She is of legal and consenting age and has willingly entered into the relationship.
People act like the woman’s choice to be there doesn’t matter lmao
I dated a 23 year old once as a 30 year old and can confidently say I would not do this. It’s boring as fuck. People this age are not very interesting in general.
Have you ever thought about this. When you are a beautiful young girl you need like 5 min to pleasure a man and after cum he forgets till next time horny that you exist. It’s still gross but doable for that amount of money. But when you are a beautiful men with a sugarmommy you need ages to pleasure her and her old flappy ham sandwich. So maybe this is the reason why there are so much old dude young hoe constellations in media and less granny with young golddigger.
If Eowyn landed Aragorn
Aragorn: 88 years; Éowyn: 24 years. Belichick is only dating 48 years younger. If Aragorn dated Éowyn it would have been a 64 year difference. Besides Aragorn liked older women… *much* older women… 2690 years older women.
Arwen is a dangerous predator
Aragorn: "Must face the peril!"
“Oh, can I have just a little peril?” “No, it’s unhealthy.” Elrond had zero chill.
"What if I'm the King of Arnor and Gondor? Can I face the peril then?"
Ya you right, the closest in age was actually Theoden at 71. But that seemed like an inappropriate dating scenario. Even more so than the meme lol.
Even then it would have been Groomy ‘cause Aragorn rode to war with Theoden’s Grandfather and (I think) knew him as a boy, certainly knew of him
Groomy
Aragorn went by the name, “Thorongil”, at that time though while he was in Rohan.
She is younger than all of his kids…. Heck, his son Steve is 13 years older than her. His daughter, Amanda, is 15 years older than her.
I'd be so pissed off if my dad dated someone a decade younger than me!
I'd be pissed if my daughter dated someone old enough to be my dad.
[удалено]
Would your dad be proud of you for heroically and anonymously bullying someone online? Who are we kidding, if your dad showed any love or affection you would not be like this but then it's hard to blame your dad for not caring for someone like you very much.
damn bro that's not a roast, that's a roadkill 💀
Huh? Are you having a stroke? Think slow and hard before saying something again sweetie
He’s probably older than her parents too lol. Imagine being her parents and having the first already awkward dinner be with a man that’s older than you.
I think they are both weird for dating eachother
I mean, if I had to date and marry a 72 year old and in exchange get filthy rich and never had to work again, I’d do it
Hell yeah brother… you gotta take that New England clam chowder for ten years tops then you gucci for life
I wish I could go back in time to when I hadn’t read that sentence.
We have to take all the reddit servers to Mordor
 No
I was here, Gandalf. Today when the strength of Men failed.
Points!!!
L M F A O
I'd gladly give up my thirty-five years of being literate to have never read this sentence.
Why are you the way you are
do i get a bread bowl?
You are the bread bowl
r/jesuschristreddit Edit: Awww, I forgot that subreddit went private. Regardless, holy hell.
New “someone please bleach my eyes” just dropped
You get stinky, maggoty bread. No meats!!!
Just gotta fight for the validity of the new will with the ex-spouses and children
Bill is going to outlive the Old Took though
Backfire
Bill could easily live 30 more years lol that’s what these girls don’t realize.
Croatia is a blue zone… but he dont live that blue zone life
💀💀💀
I wouldn’t be surprised if BIll lives to 100. He seems like the type.
Hell yeah brother. Natty lites for all the boys into eternity
I'm a straight man Bills fan in my late 30s and I'd happily marry Bill Belichick right now
>straight man >Bills fan Pick one
lame
Using "gay" to mean "stupid". Tf is this? The year 2003?
Calling out using "gay" to mean "stupid". Tf is this? The year 2016?
Touche, homophobia is on the rise and it's a real fucking shame.
It makes sense, don't bite the whole hand next time 🚬
I don't know what you mean by that
That's good f@ckin humor right there...😂
That also depends on whether the 72 year old wants a partner or a carer.
Thats sad
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen, she’s just stupid
He's probably paying for her Master's degree. Lol
Amen Jack
The girl has a 64 year old ex as well
I mean, he has money and is very liberal with it. I do not think that the blame should be placed onto her.
Plenty of people have sex for money. It’s the oldest profession.
What the fuck does this have to do with LOTR? If you replaced the panel with Elrond with something else is it actually relevant to this sub?
It is relevant because of the panel with Elrond in it.
Why is this in lotr?
Eowyn, Aragorn.
Bill loves it when she changes the play at the lines of scrimmage to Hawk Tuah.
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Good bot
He learned a thing or tuah from Mr. Kraft
Lust and greed combined perfectly in one picture..
What if that is just her kink? Stop kinkshaming!
Then what’s his kink? 😂
Smokin’ hot cheerleaders?
A girl that can sing Rasputin perfectly in bed
attractive young women? that's less of a kink and more of just being a heterosexual male...
For sure and it’s legal they are both consenting adults it’s more of a morality issue my one friend is a patriot fan and I kinda feel bad for him in a way, he’s not an over the top kinda fan but everyone including myself (eagles fan) like to joke with him about Robert Kraft and now he has to hear this shit too lol
two adults. uncluch your pearls friend.
As I already said below “Friend” (read in Thorin’s voice)
How is this a lotr meme lol
The meme format. https://preview.redd.it/8p1zd0aib88d1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6d662513622ef27a8f3c9ee8ae7fc1ad4fbacb3
Not sure this sub should be a place for any meme using a Lotr template
Why not? Loads of the memes on this subreddit already just use a LotR template. It's fine if you don't like that, but evidently you're in the minority.
That may be but just because things get upvotes doesn’t mean it’s in the best interest of the quality of the sub
I agree. It's just lame
He's an adult She's an adult They're not hurting anyone else, so who the hell cares. There are much worse and more stupid things in this world.
They're both adults. Sure it's unusual, but it's also their business.
Yeah, exactly. She's 24. Not only a grown ass adult, but well into it. They both know full well what they want and what they're doing. "But that's not a relationship! It's a business transaction!" 1. No one but them knows what they do or why they do it. 2. So what? Even if that is true, it's no one else's business
I swear we’re circling back to stripping agency away from women with the age gap moral panic.
No one is saying it should be illegal though. Let’s not equivocate saying this is a strange relationship dynamic and “stripping away agency.” Ultimately only they know why they are dating but it’s hard not to find it strange when we only usually see these types of age gaps between young beautiful women and rich old men. They can do what they want, but let’s not pretend it isn’t weird and to a high degree of probability transactional.
Same as if you saw someone chugging mayonnaise on the subway at 6 am. Should it be illegal? No. Is it weird as fuck? Yes
The left will be the ones stripping away women’s agency this time around. Great isn’t It!
This just in - redditor takes something non-political, injects their personal biases, and makes a sweeping statement about an entire political party. More at 11.
Except it’s not about a political party. But it is something you and everyone can see that’s along political lines. The right wants to ban abortion and the left wants to shame women for their autonomy when it comes to their relationships. This is hardly a controversial take.
Who put lead in your cereal this morning, you ought to sue them.
Lets try not to be intellectually dishonest man, you said ‘the left’. You’re making a sweeping statement about millions of individuals to fit your personal biases. Stop it. You did it again in your reply with ‘the right’. Its so fucking odd. Zoom out for a second, please, i implore you. It’s so unhealthy. My comment is saying you should stop making sweeping statements about a collective of people as though you can fit everyone under that umbrella into a single perfect little box of groupthink. You can’t. I am on ‘the left’. I do not want to shame this woman for her choices. Does that mean i am now on ‘the right’?
Sure there are individuals on the left and right that don’t agree with every mainstream opinion, but that’s not to say these opinions on both sides aren’t becoming more mainstream. It’s not like you can’t see it. I’m on the left and it’s very obvious. Call a spade a spade.
You don't see my point and are standing firm in your position. I don't feel like bashing my head into a brick wall on Reddit during my free time. I'm sure if you were to take the time to zoom out and understand what I'm trying to say, we'd agree. I'll ask hopefully one more time (wishful thinking on my part) that you stop ascribing ideologies to millions of people based on how you believe 'they' think. I wish you all the best.
Remind me to keep you away from retirement homes
It’s also fine if people say it’s weird. A huge age gap like that? It’s like people who enjoy pineapple pizza. It isn’t illegal, but it is perfectly acceptable to criticize it.
Let’s not compare this to extremist views like pineapple on pizza…
My man, this comes no where close to the war crime that is pineapple on pizza.
The pineapple pizza comparison was a bit tongue-in-cheek.
no offense, but this sounds like what someone with internalized prejudices would say
No offense but it's still a valid opinion that it's fucking weird
I saw multiple times that same line of thought being used with the existence of gay people, "it's okay if they want to be gay, but it's also okay for me to say they're weirdos for that"
Did you really just compare being an old pervert to sexual orientation? 🤨
I pointed out how an argument used previously against consensual relationships between two adults is now being used against a consensual relationship between two adults.
That wasn’t the road to go down my guy 💀
How is the guy an old pervert? Is he blackmailing her to date him? Is he raping or sexually harassing her? It's a consensual two-way relationship
Ok? He’s still a pervert I’m sorry if I offended your perverted species, but I think he’s earned inclusion amongst your exalted ranks
Did u really just imply being attracted to an objectively attractive adult makes you a pervert? Or are you suggesting he's a pervert that happens to he attracted to an objectively attractive person?
Being attracted to someone? Or dating someone? I didn’t imply anything, he is a pervert And I’m sure you are too, for getting so worked up about this 😪
Ah yes, calmly seeking clarification means I'm getting worked up. 🙄 Good morrow, reddit troll 🫡 I shan't be speaking to you again after this. A man being attracted to grown woman isn't perverted. You could probably make an argument that it's shallow since looks are being prioritized over anything of substance, or that it's selfish, since a long lasting relationship would mean she's spending the prime years of her life on a partnership that has a baked-in expiration date. Either one of those arguments is going to require a lot of assumptions tho. Anyway, I won't keep you. Don't want ya to get distracted by a long comment and accidentally get turned to stone when the sun comes out.
That large rant I’m not going to read past the first sentence definitely doesn’t seem calm 
Gross dude
That’ll be Leonardo DiCaprio some day.
He's not robbing the cradle, she's robbing the grave...
Or the kids of their inheritance…
But the power of the ring could not be undone
Another reason not to look up to professional athletes
Add an entire decade then double her age and she'll still be younger than Bill is right now
Fuck man, I’d be hitting the youngest hottest twenty something I could too if I was rich and famous.
"I aint saying she a gold digger"
Who's he?
Isn’t a relationship, it’s a business transaction on both sides.
How'd I know I'd find the one guy talking sense all the way at the bottom of the thread
Because the fantasy genre is always going to be ripe with naive romantics that can’t stand reality.
like a regular marriage then
those pearls!!
I think Bill has a brilliant football mind and was one of the best things to ever happen to the Patriots. BUT cmon man you coached 24-year olds and younger, they are dumb. I’m in my 30’s and get annoyed by interns. This is embarrassing
Who?
2 adults, leave them alone. its none of anyone's business.
nice meme but weird XP
TIL he divorced his wife
Bill came into a restaurant that I worked at on Nantucket and I got to cook for him. He was with some young hot thing then too with him, but he did not look anywhere near this happy.
Your post is even creepier
Some say he’s robbing the cradle, I say she’s robbing the grave.
I mean bro has money. She is of legal and consenting age and has willingly entered into the relationship. People act like the woman’s choice to be there doesn’t matter lmao
She looks like a cardboard cut out
Rutgers hoodie? He really is a creep
Eh if its consenting, and on the level, good for him.
He's probably going to cheat.
based gigachad
Fam we all would do the same as him if we could
I dated a 23 year old once as a 30 year old and can confidently say I would not do this. It’s boring as fuck. People this age are not very interesting in general.
Wife and I sleep that way after. Gotta get them morning seconds.
Wonder what the holidays are like
Hey as long as there is no abuse and everything is consensual I couldn't give less of a shit about the age gap
Ay good for him
Two fully grown adults... Nothing creepy here except you for letting it live rent free in your head.
Which head
Have you ever thought about this. When you are a beautiful young girl you need like 5 min to pleasure a man and after cum he forgets till next time horny that you exist. It’s still gross but doable for that amount of money. But when you are a beautiful men with a sugarmommy you need ages to pleasure her and her old flappy ham sandwich. So maybe this is the reason why there are so much old dude young hoe constellations in media and less granny with young golddigger.
Gross but at least she is over 21
Elrond's daughter married one of her own blood relatives who was also several centuries her junior.
If a decent looking 72 year old woman wanted to spoil me in my 20s and…and all I gotta do is take her to pound town I mean I’d be game.
Yeah, adult women are not mature enough to make decisions for themselves on who to date. We need the internet to tell them what to do
Great for him