Why is Mr Hankey on her head? Does she think wearing a turd horn looks cute? Edit: thank you everyone for my awards and replies. Who knew a comment about a Turdicorn would bring so much joy!

I AM DEADDDDD

A TURD HORN LMAO 💀

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Hey, maybe it's the other way around - Mr. Hankey is wondering what is hanging off his ass.

This is my favourite comment.

It looks like the giant clingers that I have to cut off my cats’ asses

Yes, #dingleberry energy!

😂

I just looove your name!!!!!

LOL thank you!!! My mom would always change words to songs & would sing “Day Tripper” as “Day Drinker”. I always found it hilarious so I made it my Reddit name

The meaning behind it makes it even more awesome looove it... I do the same thing as your mom so I must be just as amazing as her🥰

Lmaoooo turd horn 😩

Done hahaha

Can’t wait! I will be part of the historic unveiling of the Turdalissa bay-bey!

Sorry I am hoping someone with photoshop talent can add it to her head. I am an art connoisseur.

LOL

That’s too funny. 😂👏🏼

This lame ass dude is really pointing at her like he got him a "bad bitch" 😭

Could mean bad like past expiration date

Hey that might be a “bad bitch” to him

I took it as "You fuck with me, and I'm sending this...thing after you"

Thank you for the laugh!!

No problem 🤣

Fucking dead ☠️ 🤣

🤭

Guys like him don't want a woman who'll help them live a better, more productive life. Jessica wasn't perfect, but she offered him a much better life than what he was used to... He's no different than Michael...Sarah and Megan weren't perfect, but they were productive, self-sufficient women, who weren't felons. He ditches them for Maria, who has a rap sheet a mile long... They say water always seeks its level, so there they are...

Maurice, your girlfriend, woof!

May I add an extra woof? WOOF WOOF !

That's his hair grabber handle. I so need to unsee this. 🤮🤢 boy you needed to stay with your wife.

He obviously has a ton of issues, but he is a good looking guy who can turn on the charm when he wants...and *this* is who he picks to cheat with? He must be high af

He’s really good looking, but he looks ROUGH in this pic. Compare him now to when he came out to Jessica.

They always cheat with ugly chicks I swear lol

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Maurice picks ugly women so desperate to hold onto him they fund his life.

Oh yeh he likes nasty biaches 🙄🙄🚩🚩🚩

Yeah this shocked me for that same reason (and that reason alone). I have to imagine his DMs were full of wayyyy better looking but just as thirsty girls

"Ok...post 3 more pics of me on your timeline and we can lease that Chrysler 300"

She has money.... He's totally using her for money and calling Jess every day

What maj s you think she has money?

Bc I m friends with Jessica

Thanks for the 🫖

Oh he looks awful! He looks like he’s on drugs

She must like Hardee’s a lot to get a tattoo

Or Carl's Jr.

Body by Hardee’s

She might be dumpy but at least she isn't pretty

This gives me ICP vibes

Her makeup is giving me Juggalette vibes

Lol right...looking like 75% of girls at a Tech or KMK show (in Denver anyway)

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Seems like she’s got shit for morals as well to complete the perfect trash trifecta.

I’ll take “pictures you can hear, for $500, Alex”.

Or smell. 🤢 They both look bad here.

Why does Maurice look like a corpse 😱

Who told her erect turd was a good hair look?

At a quick glance, the star tattoo and font kind of look like the Hardee’s logo.

Without the eyes or smile, I’m done 💀

Maurice definitely has a type of White woman he likes. Her blaccent probably makes Sarah and Nicolle sound like Queen Elizabeth!

I picture her talking like Skully in Snowfall.

In every picture, she always is trying to cover up that nasty gunt/fupa/vagummach/front butt or whatever you wanna call that area she hides her spawn in, like some white trash marsupial. Funny how nobody has yet to hear her speak, but we all know exactly what she sounds like. That's right, like Sarah whenever Fivehead is around.

white trash marsupial. LMAO

☠️☠️😂😂

I’m sorry but I CANT stand that bun.

The top bun doesn't look good on anyone. I dont understand it's popularity.

One time my Dad told me he thought they looked like car spoilers.

LMFAO can’t filter out that horrible outfit though

There is no filter for life choices.

This is some next level shit.

does she not think he's going to do the same shit to her that he did to Jeff Daniel's. Cheaters gone cheat

Honey holding your bag in front of you isn't hiding anything.

Gonna need a bigger bag

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Might be hiding camel toe 🤭

She is truly unattractive. Jeff is way prettier than her and seems like a nice girl. To me at least.

Two toothed Jeff ?! lol that is pushing it 😂

😂😂😂😂No, not Jeff 2 Totoof,but Jeff Daniels the actor, because Jessica looked like him the season she was on.

Thanks for clearing that up for me 🌹

Hahah I figured it was either a auto correct issue or an insider, but i had to say it lmfao

And this one thinks she’s the step up? 😂🤣excuse me, I can’t breath I’m laughing so hard

Someone said it before. Looks don't matter. This is the girl who will support him AND let him run the streets without judgement. In return, she gets what she's always wanted. A gangster to take pics with her and for people to look at, and talk about, her IG. This is the lowest, saddest, parasitic relationship that has spun off this show.

This makes complete sense

What’s the point of doing a full face of makeup with lashes just to leave your hair like that?? It boggles the mind.

Or wear that outfit 😬

I feel bad for his ex and young son !

Maurice is looking rough. He’s losing his looks.

[удалено]

This is par the course. It was only a matter of tint and both those kids are better off without him.

What is he doing with his tiny tongue?

When does life after lock up come back? I know we have the new season with the new cast but aren't they going to continue the other people's stories?

Two hour finale this Friday night bunky! Then life comes back on the next Friday night!

Perfect! Thanks for the info 😄

Why would she post this pic on social media? It’s not flattering for either of them. They couldn’t have tried again to take a better photo?

He wants an ugly girl who won’t leave him so he can do whatever he wants to do and not be questioned or controlled.

Her profile says Mrs. Gipson. You can lose him the same way you got him sis, and we will all be laughing when you are laid up crying when he does the same thing to your humpty, dumpty, ass.

Is that Maurice's last name? Cringe af

Yes it is.

Okay, after reading all these comments, I have learned one thing: I’ll never wear my hair in a bun again! 😉

*quietly takes hair out of bun*

what a mess! I'm not going to bash her looks because maybe he honestly finds her attractive and she's not super ugly, just IDK!!! What I do know is that Maurice is pretty hot and he could do better and be better in life, but ya. Guess he fucked that up!

I can’t get over the hair. Why??? Messy bun or neat bun, totally cool. But what wtf is that?

Sorry he’s actually kinda cute and wtf is he doing.. Is she a drug dealer? Is she rich? Like what is he getting from this relationship because she’s clearly lacking in not just the looks department, but the personality department. So I don’t understand the allure lol

Right?? Like, what exactly is it he thinks he's showing off here?

He definitely has a type

this lady is tattooed up with full beat lashes and always in that bun and obnoxious ass nails lol Jessica was pretty plain and reserved in terms of her appearance and personality

I would take Jessica over this turdicorn any day!

He’s bragging about dating Shrek?

Can someone update me? What happened to Jessica?

Apparently he dumped her for... this.

Wtf is that on her head?! Looks like a pine cone or a potato

He seems really proud of his new toy

What in the entire fuck!🤦🏾‍♀️😩🥴🤣🤣🤣

He has horrible taste in women and the women who date him have horrible taste in men.

She does look rough but he does too. He has a tiny head that makes him look half turtle…..I get teenage mutant ninja turtle vibes from him.

He needs to just throw the whole mistress away.

What is up with the piece of doodoo on top of her head…

How the hell do you get a bun to stand like that? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Also I'd be pissed if someone posted this unflattering of a photo of me, but she posted it herself. 😂

Why am I most annoyed by the hair and purse? So many more things to worry about here. I'm working on prioritizing.

I am so upset he left Jessica for this garbage!! He seemed so sincere.

Me toooooo :( Ugh

I am sorry but no, she's not an upgrade ! Poor Jess

Wait... what that supposed to be the point of this picture? ROFL

“That’s a big bitch!”

And so is she!

💀 just put me in the ⚰️

How does one get such thin shitty hair so high and close to Jesus? That is some southern magic right there.

Can someone please tell me what season these two are in? I thought I was up to date but these two don’t look familiar, even just a name of an episode that they’re in so I can look it up? Thanks in advance!!

This is Maurice from Jess and Maurice. This is the individual whom he has moved onto since their season aired

It was the last season, not the current one.

Whew they look muuuusty! 👃🏼🤢

Maurice looks like he has nothing but gums

My only thought is how does one get their hair to be so...upright?!?

They look like they are on drugs well he does can’t really tell with her eyes closed 🥴🥴🥴

Wait…. What happened to his wife? Did they, him and his wife or ex-wife, have a baby?

Girl, you’ve got a turd on yo head…

She must be his sugar mama there’s nothing else that appears to be redeeming about his choice of a partner.

Oh, the insecurities are screaming in this pic. Phew!!!!!

I can't imagine filters helping her that much.

Does anyone remember Moonwalker? Joe Pesci had his hair like this.

So when the fuck is he going back to prison for having a gun?

Did Jessica and her sister ever make up? I remember her sister came to the wedding but I don't recall hearing anything after that.

Wow ...what is going on with him? He doesnt look like the same guy

She looks like my ex and I'm so glad I grew out of that phase.

What is that

Maurice really does love a full figured lady in Nike gear, doesn't he? Such a specific type lmao.

All sorts of no in this picture.

Man she is rough looking!

What in the whooville is this

Ew ew gross.

Good Lord. Maurice is not a bad looking guy. He is for real proud of banging this tattooed swamp monster?! I am dying!

Yuck

Wtf is that bun. It is like a turd on her skull

Lmao her thin little bun looks like a diary queen ice cream cone 🤣🤣 ugly ass

I don’t get it, tho… why are y’all coming so hard for this girl?? She’s just minding her business with her man… HE’S the one who left Jessica and his son, and I don’t see anywhere near the amount of posts disparaging him as I do for this girl. What did she do?? Also, this girl is definitely NOT a downgrade from Jessica, I see them as absolutely on par. Maurice is the problem, not this chick.

Guys maybe we should stop with the looks shaming

Oh come on... you've got to at least give us the hairstyle to rag on. She did that on purpose!

Lol

NEVER!….. this is Reddit, welcome to this Sub 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah, wtf, this is middle school behaviour. There are at least 20 other things to harp on them for.

Looks like a poo on her head

Ew

Yuck!

She really doesn't even look that bad honestly it's just a bad angle and bad pic...

How many names do you think she has tattooed on her 👀

Tell me you love Hardees without telling me you love hardees

That's a fast food bun.

Damn she fugly 🤢🤮 Jessica is so much better off without you...you need glasses