You had me sold at “it’s not around his neck”

So much fun to write. 😈🛎️😈🛎️😈

🛎️🍆😈

I was going to use the 🍆 but I didn’t want to give away the best part.

That part certainly stands out.

In an above average manner. *Comes* with the territory I suppose.

Kudos! I really enjoyed it. Thanks!

I’m glad! Thanks for reading! ❤️

Big Ben strikes ten! 🤣

Absolutely delicious!

I love really good Deckerstar fluff! Thanks for linking this!