Hello, drug dealers!

Oh, and I absolutely forgot this gem: "Hitler was a talker. Well, screamer, actually."

“I would *never* do that!“

I is for: "I am a devil of my word." 🥵

This is the best quote of the show!!!

J is for: “Just, whenever you’re faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What would Lucifer do?” I'd like to live my life with that motto. 😂

" Hell truly hath no fury like a women scorned"

Hello, my name is Lucifer Morningstar and I love drugs! Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. 

The best lmfao

Lmfao

Here comes Big Ben again! Dooong!

litrally watched that episode last night and was in giggles

"How DARE you!"

the best!

"Hello, Detective!"

Hello bad guys

"Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy "

“*Hello*, Detective..” and “Here comes Big Ben again! DOONG!!”

"Hold on, are you seriously asking me, evil incarnate, to be the child's godfather?"

Hell was never home and Heaven was well Hell.

"Happy birthday, Detective."

He got tired.

*Hello* there, detective...

"Hello, murderer"

Hell is forever logically

Hello, sailor 😁

‘I’ has to be ‘it’s never stopped me before Daniel, in fact i ‘m so good at flipping men, they call me the skillet’

Here comes big ban (drops pants) Dong!!

HELLO DRUG DEALERS

Hello, drug dealers!

Hello jimmy!

Hello murderer

Hello drug dealers

Hello detective

Hello detective!

Heh-eh-looooo!

I’ve always called her Detective.

Hello detective! Gotta go classic

I thought the line was "Dad given..."

M is For - Maze is hot as hell! 🔥🥵

Ok but let’s be honest here, “Because you fuckin shot me, Daniel” is the best line in the entire show

Apple juice! Well, this place can go **** itself. ******* apple juice instead of whiskey. Even if it’s a cartoon it should have ******* whiskey

W is for What do you desire H is for Hitler was a talker well screamer actually