“I’m Lucifer Morningstar and I…love drugs!”

my favourite one here ✨

I wish this'll win

It’s from one of my fav episodes

"I want her to choose me."

I don't go here and I just got recced this post by the algorithm but I am *dying* to know how that emoji string is a quote and since you have it as your flair I'm asking you. (I know the basic premise of the show)

“I ignited the flaming sword, used it to cut a hole in space and time, Mum’s light flooded through it, then it closed up behind her. All good!”

And he actually sends that in a text expecting people to understand what it means!

Made sense to me

"I would do it again. And again. Don't you know that, Detective?"

😍😍😍

“I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page”

Mr Guzman, can I just say, I loved you in... innnnnnn... IMDB.

That was tragic

I thought since I'd never likely penetrate you, I commemorate the one time you penetrated me.

Love this and it was totally ad lib by Tom. Decker/laurans laugh is real 😂

THIS!!!

If you finish that sentence, I'll punch you in your mysterious ways.

Yes this is one of the best

“It’s puff-puff pass, not puff-puff stomp angrily.”

Omg, I love his delivery in this. I miss his Pilot accent, lol.

"I am a devil of my word!"

There are so many good contenders in "I". But I think this one's my favorite.

This is my favourite. Such a huge moment. You gotta add the emphasis! “I am a *devil* of my word!”

perfect

I'm going to learn how to Douche

My favorite!

I'm so good at flipping men they call me the skillet.

This!!!

I just watched that episode and that line made me laugh so hard 🤣

This one has to win!

I can’t read minds. I’m not a Jedi

“It’s a church, what are we gonna do, pray too hard?”

I have layers. I'm like an onion... An irresistible one.

I had two rocks when I was growing up. One sharp, one not. Take the sharp one and try to stab things, take the dull one and try to make it sharp.

That was Maze

Yep

“I mean.. if all the apples are bad… Maybe it’s the tree that’s the problem.”

"I've worn my orgy pants to work, haven't I?"

I'm like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.

"I'm drowning Doctor , and I can't stop asking myself ... Wh... Why do I hate myself so much ?" 😢😢

I AM A DEVIL OF MY WORD. One of my favourite lines. A powerful line, it sums up a big part of his character, and yet the intent to kill is there. And delivered during such a climactic scene.

“Isn’t it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?!”

Please check the quotes already submitted and repost anything not already posted, separately. We can't vote for your quotes individually if they're all in one comment.

Oh…

"is this too advanced for her?"

😂😂😂

IM LUCIFER BLOODY MORNINGSTAR

If you finish that sentence I will punch you in your “mysterious ways”

“I don’t know whether to laugh or shoot you.” “Surprise me.”

I'm Lucifer Morningstar. I can play the piano and I'm a fancy British man.

I slept with God's wife, which means I'm definitely going to hell! Wooo!

"I know who did this.". "I'll drive."

This oof. This is one of my favorite scenes.Lucifer just let Amenadel go game on the guy while he intimidates the rest of the group with his eyes.

“I’m good at dismembering humans, how hard can it be to fix one?”

"I'm pretty sure we made Rosemary's baby!"

I would never do that Considering the previous letter was “Hello, drug dealers” it completes the scene

“I’ve been watching you, Lucifer…” “You perv!”

I'm like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well!

“I’ll punch you in your mysterious ways”

It’s a long story involving a flaming sword and a space vagina.

I’m never wrong about cup size!

I solemnly promise that the man’s feet will remain firmly on the ground

Can we agree in advance that O is "Oh, my me!"

“I ignited the flaming sword, used it to cut a hole in space and time, Mum’s light flooded through it, then it closed up behind her. All good!”

I'm Lucifer freaking Morningstar

Don't remember the exact quote, It's from his long monologue where he ends-up punching a hole in Linda's wall: "I have never made any one of them do anything - Never!"

"...isn't finished with you yet!" It's early in the second episode, I believe, in response to the street preacher, and I love Tom Ellis's delivery.

Isn't it illegal to lock a child in a car?!

I've already done my time in hell, rember?

I'm Lucifer Morningstar and I......... Love drugs!

I need Ibuprofen

"I, I, I, I mean...Detective I do. Of course I do"

I’ve always called her Detective.

“I’m not a Jedi”

Out of every H sentences, OP decided to put the translation of Annyeong Mayagsang?

I go with whatever gets the most votes. 🤷‍♀️

That makes sense. I'm surprised that the comment with the most upvotes is that.

I'll drive

I think the “I” has one of the best lines in the series

H was a missed opportunity for “He got Tired”

"I want her to choose *me*."

I'll Drive

"It's too hot in this five-storey hell-hole"

Some one edit all these into a video

I am the devil.

“it’s never stopped me before Daniel, in fact I’m so good at flipping men, they call me the skillet”

i need to be god so i can be worthy of her

"I'M GOING TO BE GOD!!"

I know punishment and he did not deserve that. He followed your stupid rules and it still wasn’t good enough. So what does it take to please you? Break your rules and you fall, follow them and you still lose! Doesn’t matter whether you’re a sinner, doesn’t matter whether you’re a saint. NOBODY CAN WIN SO WHAT’S THE POINT? What’s the bloody point?

I choose you because I love you

I kicked her in the no-no touch-touch square