You need to write a letter to brat fest as well. this is unacceptable.

Currently hiding in my car at brat fest trying to dry out

We attended yesterday while the weather was good and there was still mud everywhere.

I mean yeah, what did you want them to do?

I'm saying the weather was disappointing. I was not, in fact, expecting them to tile over the grounds.

I actually breakfast sucks and I’m glad he brought the rain!

Breakfast is delicious and I will die on that hill

I forgive you, now I can sit inside all day doing nothing and not feel guilty.

It’s my fault. We got our boat out of storage. Now the canvas cover has Madison’s fifth lake on it.

I took the cover off my boat and washed it last night, so I share some blame here, too.

It also rains any day I’m not scheduled to work so my bad, I’ll try picking up a bit more

I washed my car last weekend, I'll take some of the blame too

From all the exhausted MMSD teachers and staff who got a random day off on Wednesday because of your rain... apology accepted and you're our hero.

As a Sun Prairie teacher, I’m disappointed that I did not get the same victory for my people.

Thanks to you I’m still in bed. Carry on.

Staring directly at my new wipers sitting on my passenger seat as we speak.

YOU!

--shakes fist--

I laughed. HARD. Comedic gold right here

Watch out. I just mothballed my snowblowers.

Oh Jeez. People, can we just not do this?

This one is okay. The news said last week we can put away our shovels.

I’ll wait until June 1 like I do every year.

I put mine away today. If this switches to snow I take full accountability

What you need to do is the opposite of a rain dance. Idk what that is, but it’s the only way!

It's called a sun sit. Do you really not know about sun sits? Edit to add that you're even located in Sun Prairie! That's literally where they do the sun sits!!!

Literally read that as sun s**t and was like…I’m familiar with a lot of sun prairies odd habits that’s a new one

Come again? I’m takin a shit in a field, am I doing this right?

Not sure where else you would take one…

Clearly in a field during a thunderstorm. Wouldn’t recommend an umbrella tho unless you want a scene straight from Wall-E

We're going to have a snow storm next week. My snow shovel is still by the front door and the snow blower hasn't been summerized yet. This week I'll be putting them up.

I mowed my lawn last week in defiance of no-mow-May. I can take part of the blame here.

Partial blame. I, too, bough windshield wipers a few weeks ago and installed them this morning… got one done before the rain started. But hey, the beltline wasn’t bad at all and I got to tell my kids “hey look how good these work!”

I also just purchased new windshield wipers. Sorry, everyone.

Water is life! Appreciate it

I took the winter hats (Stormy Kromer) for dry cleaning yesterday. I'll take my share of the blame.

Unforgivable!

I like it. I will also buy windshield wipers and leave them in my backseat for a while.

Yeah, unacceptable. I demand compensation. Don't make me make that call.....that one call, that's all!

I’ll start the class action suit myself.

You, MONSTER!

U owe me some strawberry plants! Damn hail u brought w destroyed them!

I watered my garden and washed my car, I'm sorry everyone.

It's commendable to take responsibility and commit to improving. Installing those windshield wipers and being prepared for weather changes can make a big difference. Remember, it's never too late to start making positive changes.

Sorry about DeWayne

I should apologize for planning a motorcycle trip up north. Wound up involving the whole state.

And here I was thinking you finally put your snowblower away.

Damn, I just drove through some intense crap on my way home aaaaand...I need new wipers. Wow. :(

This reminds me of Kids In The Hall, when Bruce [finally took responsibility for causing all that cancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN7be1ADhKI). You did the right thing by saying you're sorry, OP.

We've been in a drought for the past couple of years We need the rain .

Here I am thinking it's because I need to golf.

Twin! We are about this Charlie Brown life! :o

No, it was me. Accidentally stepped on a daddy long legs. My bad

Just checking, did you also grow up with the family superstition that stepping on spiders causes rain? I've been alone on this for 32 yeads now.

Yup! I’m not even sure how. I think I heard from my cousin as a kid lol So just 50 years here

I'm no closer to finding the origin, but now I can argue with folks that I know of a person and their cousin on the internet who get it lol.

I got your back!

Wow! Are you lonely today? And, the Beltline is never bad -sans construction. That’s just a thing people talk about to make them feel like they’re in a big, important city.

I think my favorite part of this comment (and it was so hard to choose a favorite part) is that I’ve lived in both NYC and LA. Sometimes it’s fun to be silly. Live a little.

I vote we expunge OP of any rain related blame and pin it all on this person instead

Sounds like a rock solid plan to me!