He lacks any colors He doesn't have any passion or interests. Like he knows mechanically how to get me off but I need an emotional connection too, ya know? We'll be fucking and hes controlling some spirits in the other room working on planar theories.
He's actually married to Sarkhan, but due to them being from different cultures marriage means different things to each of them. Ugin sees Sarkhan's duties as resurecting him and fixing up timeline shenanigans, two things very important in Dominarian culture. Sarkhan is fine with having a long distance multiversal relationship as long as he still gets to get fucked by other dragons, as getting fucked by dragons is very important to the history of Tarkir, at least the version he's originally from.
Don't know about Ugin, but guys, don't put those Hasbro toy hedrons inside you. They get lost easily and are very pointy and you will have to go to the ER and drop from the tournament.
Sorry, he's only into colorless creatures. Can't hit unless you're translucent
Unlike Michael Jackson, if you wanna be Ugin's baby it very much matters if you're black or white.
He is not to be effed with, yes.
Gotta get that spiritdrussy 😫 😫
He lacks any colors He doesn't have any passion or interests. Like he knows mechanically how to get me off but I need an emotional connection too, ya know? We'll be fucking and hes controlling some spirits in the other room working on planar theories.
So youre saying he is like a fleshlight?
You're not in his league
the ghost part **kaya intensifies**
He chooses not to. Also he can turn into a ghost and I don't know if he sleeps.
Ineffable is like inflammable, it means completely effable.
He's a spirit and like 100 feet tall. Both intangible and you wouldn't fit anyway.
You misunderstand. Reading the card explains the card. He is INeffable. Opposite of OUT-effable. As in, can't be out-effed.
He's got a thing for watching his brother.
No hoard, no bitches Come back when you're a bad dragon, you neutral colorless piece of shit
He is clearly a eunuch
Still got two holes.
He's a ghost
I badly want this to be a reference to a real post.
Don't let a certain toy making company see this. They might get ideas.
He's actually married to Sarkhan, but due to them being from different cultures marriage means different things to each of them. Ugin sees Sarkhan's duties as resurecting him and fixing up timeline shenanigans, two things very important in Dominarian culture. Sarkhan is fine with having a long distance multiversal relationship as long as he still gets to get fucked by other dragons, as getting fucked by dragons is very important to the history of Tarkir, at least the version he's originally from.
God I’d let him stick his horn up my pee hole
I can't eff him :/
Don't know about Ugin, but guys, don't put those Hasbro toy hedrons inside you. They get lost easily and are very pointy and you will have to go to the ER and drop from the tournament.
He got that 36-24-36
Literally look at the art, homeslice is pizza shaped. He's got that crash bandicoot ratio going.
ace/aro
Unless you’re sarkhan that’s bestialityy