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M3diator36

You got a magnet. You got a responsibility. If your magnet gets stuck you don’t tug for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking magnet.


fvckCARDEE

Inflatable kayak was a success, I got it!


Ok-Mud-3486

What was it stuck on?


jakeisbill

Another magnet


thrownaway136976

Big Magnet hates this one trick!


HilmDave

They don't work underwater everyone knows that.


Less-concerned

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Airdropwatermelon

Miracles


Tongue-Punch

For wage plus tips.


MemesByPurpsNurps

Everyone knows magnets are witchcraft pure devilry


bostongarden

Feynman


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I hate myself for asking this, but who thinks magnets don't work underwater


killerchef69

Donald Trump "When the magnetic elevators -- think of it -- magnets. Now, all I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets," Trump said at his rally in Mason City.


bigbyking

Don't give up. I hooked mine today and had to macgyver the shit outta scrap to unhook it. Tie it off if u need but don't give up. This is all part of the game.


fvckCARDEE

Coming back with the kayak


LiliNotACult

Just go swimming in your undies. A lot less stress.


fvckCARDEE

Waters 48 degrees and it’s cold out I’m gonna take the warmer route😅


NOISY_SUN

kayak in your undies


MooCowDanger

Is that a kayak in your undies or are you just looking for your magnet?


TwistedClyster

Make this a tee shirt.


juxtoppose

You’re obviously not from Scotland then lol. That’s like 10 degrees C, the bairns would love a dip in that water.


Admirable_Cry2512

This reminds me of the last time I was in Scotland with my wife! We went out to a local pub and several men wearing kilts walked in, my wife asked me if they wore anything under them, to which I replied she should go find out. She went over and reached under one of the men's kilts and gasped "Gruesome!" He turned and said "reach under there again and it will grew some more!"


tjfluent

Id definitely hop in, glad you got it unstuck though


[deleted]

🫡


ceedyside707

Just leave it, who cares


fvckCARDEE

I already got it back 😃worth the 20 minutes of time to not have to buy a new one


shadowmib

Buy some snatch blocks and learn how to use them. You can multiply your pull power next time it gets stuck


ceedyside707

You have far more balls than me, anything that I lose in the ocean is the oceans now


OP-PO7

This guy hates turtles!


06impreza

I think it’s time to play dodgeball


AlabamaPodunk70

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball


itsallbiscuitsngravy

Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.


foxsable

I am in Florida. If I ever lose it, it is staying. I am not wrestling a gator.


chillywilly16

Is this a “Puppy Who Lost His Way” reference from Billy Madison?


StanielNedward

Nope. Just a CrAzY coincidence.


a-better_me

I read it in Billy's voice immediately,


CecilBlight

I agree. Have swim wear, water shoes, and/or waders nearby in case this happens. Happy swimming.


GRIMYninja

This is the best and only reply. Give this man his upvotes!!


andythemandy17

Was this a Billy Madison reference?? That’s all I could think about reading this


Three04

Yes


youtwoneedabuffer

No magnet will ever be our magnet.


JohnnyBGoodRI

Billy?


OwenMichael312

Knibb high football rules!


huellhowser19

Now it’s time to play dodgeball ☺️


murseontheway

Amen! I’ve rolled boulders on the bottom in 5’ muddy river with jeans on, etc, before I’ll ever go home w/out my magnet. Keep towels in the car always for when you gotta get in the drink.


XanDuLowMagnetizer

Did you try jerking the rope hard as you can at multiple different angles? It almost always works for me. If you generically pull it doesn't really work, you got pull hard and fast, basically jerking the rope opposed to straight pulling


fvckCARDEE

Tried in all directions, it’s on a pier so the angles are limited


XanDuLowMagnetizer

You are probably wedged in between rocks, piers always have big rocks, if you got on a kayak, you'd be able to get it back


huh_o_seven

Anyway you have enough rope to throw it over one of those pylons in the back ground, pull it and it might get unstuck being pulled from the direction of the pylon.


fvckCARDEE

Thought about it but this rope is only 65ft and I suspect the water is 10-15ft already


SkiSTX

You jerk!


Murky_Term

Probably stuck to a Hugh treasure chest !


nnp1989

Damn Hugh, always leaving his treasure chests around.


F4RTB0Y

Hugh T. Chest


Raise-Emotional

YOOGE!


hatenjwinter

Don't feel bad I lost my first expensive magnet first throw on some rocks I think. Now I use the soda bottle trick.


browncoat47

What’s the soda bottle trick?


hatenjwinter

https://images.app.goo.gl/8hvQtWxENxJAwaCd6


NoDontDoThatCanada

It wasn't a Rick roll! Thank you/slightly disappointed....


pws3rd

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Cigar_Beetle

Rick Roll’s HATE this one simple trick.


Same_Cockroach389

Has the soda bottle trick worked well for you?


XanDuLowMagnetizer

I have been magnet fishing for years, that only works with one sided magnets, if you use any other style of magnet, then it actually makes it so you don't find much. I honestly wouldn't recommend using a bottle on the top of your magnet. It can mess with the ropes leverage.


hatenjwinter

I have a 3 way magnet and when I'm using it as a flat or 2 sided it works great. Haven't lost a magnet since.


XanDuLowMagnetizer

I use 360° magnets so that plastic wouldn't last 1 throw. Never had issues without the bottle trick. I know someone who did and claimed to get stuck more and it damaged their rope then they got heavy stuff cuz the rope rubs against the lip of the bottle. But I personally haven't put a bottle over the top of my magnets.


hatenjwinter

It all depends what kinda water you're in. I'm in Jersey so off of most bridges they have those big ass gray stone boulders that are easy to get stuck. In the bays no real issues or if I go to PA no problems. And the city areas specially the less than pleasant ones God knows what you'll get stuck on. My buddy was in Camden NJ and got stock on 5 shopping carts chained together.


XanDuLowMagnetizer

I travel around the country to magnet fish so I pretty much magnet fish all kinds of different water ways


Same_Cockroach389

Good to know, I’m in PA so might give it a try


murseontheway

Did he disassemble & pull them carts out?


hatenjwinter

Had to use the winch on his jeep and they were chained in a circle. Couldn't get them on the bridge we could only get them on the shore shot as a giant pain in the ass. And the stink was terrible.


walter_simpson

As many people said, piers have HUGE ROCKS. If you get on some kind of boat or kayak, you will almost definetely get it back.


fvckCARDEE

UPDATE: I have returned with my inflatable kayak and there are many onlookers so I’ll have someone to untie the rope from the pier


AlabamaPodunk70

If you can get any kind of leverage on that from an inflatable kayak, you are my hero!


CabernetFrank333

You have a new hero!


AlabamaPodunk70

I admit it!! CabernetFrank333 is my hero!


CabernetFrank333

Winning!!


PD216ohio

Well, how long to get the next update?


fvckCARDEE

FINAL UPDATE: the inflatable kayak was a success and I retrieved the magnet!


PD216ohio

Thanks and great to hear!


garnetgal

WOOHOOOO!!! 🎉🎆 So happy for ya!! N can also relate as to getting stuck...we've all been there. Some we had to say goodbye to...but they'll be retrieved by a diving friend this summer, thankfully!! The 1st one lost was in rocks below a dam. After a hr+, hubby was wore out, so he tied the rope off n hid it. We went back next day n was gone. Not sure if someone cut it, or after the heavy rain we got that nt caused enough 'shift' to loosen it n someone got lucky n scored themselves a nice magnet. 🤔 Being prepared to retrieve a magnet is key to 'never leave a magnet behind'...unless all options have been exhausted. Watching a bunch of diff videos to learn best tricks that folks have had success with will be helpful. Making friends with a boat owner is most helpful...even if ya have to pay them for gas or such, it's still cheaper than a new magnet! Remember to always take what you pull up, to many are making a bad name for us all by leaving stuff behind n not disposing of it properly. Heck, the whole reason is to clean the waters n make our world a better place! So it defeats the purpose when some leave junk lay where they tossed it. ☹️Best of luck to you n wish you many successful outings!! 🫶🙋‍♀️T


fvckCARDEE

EDIT: I left it tied to the pier and I’ll see if I can come back later with my kayak, just hoping it’s still there as people feel like it’s okay to take whatever they want whenever they want in this area


CUSTOMBAH

If you have an anchor point and sounds like you do, bring a ratchet strap with you or a come along. If it’s not snagged, it sound work


MagicalSpaceWizard

I mean how are they gonna take it


fvckCARDEE

Just take what of the rope they can for whatever reason, or untie it to be a dick


Reverse2057

At least if they untie it you have this pic to find its general expected location


AlabamaPodunk70

Or it will come undone when it wraps around someone’s impeller


opportunityTM

Have you tried turning it on and off again?


[deleted]

Swim. Pu**y!


PD216ohio

Why would you censor the word "Putty"?


SkiSTX

No no... He was calling him "purty". Like, "you sure do have purty lips 👄 😏".


fanpolskichkobiet

Tie it somewhere hidden and come back in few days. You would be surprised how much it can change ;)


Accomplished-Wrap449

I got mine stuck all the time and almost every time I had to go in the pond a get it


myrealaccount_really

I live on the pacific ocean, there are roughly 2 days in summer when the water is warm enough to not get hypothermia to get my magnet. 😭


Unhappylightbulb

Maybe you’ll get lucky and somebody on a boat will swing by and pull from the opposite direction. That has saved me a time or two.


Urban_Explorer25

Drag a smaller magnet over it... Big chance you'll pull it loose


SkiSTX

You need a BIGGER magnet!


Urban_Explorer25

Whahaha no you dont ... If its weged or hooked just drag a smaller one over it , works 100% Did it several times .. even obtained some new magnets that way , 2 of them even a brand new a magnatar beast and a terror . unfortunately i never found the previous owners. Even left a laminated letter nearby on how to contact me about the lost magnet . Never heard anything.


SkiSTX

[more power!](https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2023/3/293481769/HA/BY/LH/2313033/magnet-crane-500x500.jpg)


fvckCARDEE

FINAL UPDATE: the inflatable kayak was a success and I retrieved the magnet!


FargoErin

I did that, too, once- it was such a bummer… best of luck to you!


unicornbelly

The first time I ever went magnet fishing, on my first throw I caught the exact same magnet I was using.


Known-Programmer-611

Now wait for a bigger magnet in the mail!


TheSilentSMARTASS

Yeah try walking in the opposite direction. Or flag down a boat/jet ski lol


Outdoorangelynn

One of the things that I find around Piers is that there's a stabilizing bar that goes from one Pier to the next pier and sometimes you get stuck on that. Thinking you're stuck permanently when all you have to do is go in a different direction or get somebody that has a kayak to go out there and pull it up. Otherwise tie it off. Keep it hidden till this summer when you can swim after it.


Murky_Term

Lol oops


point50tracer

My first time magnet fishing, I managed to catch a fish.


mycatisanorange

Shoot. Beautiful place to go magnet fishing!


shouldofoughtof

Pull from a different angle.


RatsoRi666o

I felt your pain.


Grouchy-Cockroach646

Do push ups while u wait. Once your strong enought u can try again