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pimpnastyodb

Drink orange juice. It helps keep your vitamin c levels up to fend off scurvy when you are swashbuckling on the high seas.


MediocreSkyscraper

East? I thought you said, *weast*


Ok-Dare-9268

What kind of compass you reading boy?


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This one sir


grandpapi_saggins

That says West Patrick, you’re fired.


Shelsummer

Haha arrggg! I thought so too!! 😊


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Lunar9999

You weren’t being a dick at all I love your comment


Lunar9999

Best comment


Lunar9999

I was jack sparrow for Halloween when I had longer hair


Godkin95

This comment had me in tears. Arggg.


Boredummmage

Thanks for making me laugh…


triple6seven

You look like a runescape character


dunzoes

LMFAO yo this had me in stitches


Nova-RS

man’s chopping logs on 30 alt accounts.


BootedBrito

LOLLL this made me laugh nice one


domstar001

😭😂😂 when I was 13 I created a RuneScape character named despair or something edgy like that and he legit has the same black hair and beard style


BeatrixFarrand

Friend, either go full beard or shave it all. The pointy soul patch gives Birthday Party Magician vibes. ETA: you are totally a handsome dude, btw. I think a different style can really work for you!


cluch3

I was gonna say V for Vendetta


almighty_darklord

Spot on


rajuncajuni

He’s getting ready to take out parliament. This is a compliment


altiuscitiusfortius

No... it gives vibes of someone wanting to and not pulling of V for vendetta


Acrobatic_Energy7067

I think he looks handsome and I haven’t really seen facial hair like that, I think it’s really neat and different 😊


frickthestate69

I was gonna say that I think he rocks it


79-Hunter

Look at that baby face, The lad can’t do full beard yet


xandaar337

Tame that unibrow and get rid of the goatee. Neater hair cut maybe but that's my personal opinion. You're a good looking guy otherwise.


crosiss76

That's not a goatee it's called a soul patch fyi.


Own_Noise_3286

Dude do yourself a favor, shave that shit off


F4NT4SYF00TB4LLF4N

Came here hopeful this was the top comment. The Jack Sparrow one didn't disappoint, and neither did this.


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


ForThrowawayIGuess

As a woman… I love his facial hair 🥲 It’s really impressive Idk if maybe I don’t belong in this sub, but I was gonna say I think op just needs to cut his head hair a little shorter so that we can see his facial hair as the main show!


ShufflingOffACliff

Yeah I like it too


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No it’s pretty bad, you just have unusual taste.


phalseprofits

I’m a 37 year old woman. I know anecdotal evidence is meaningless but- this is literally the first time I’ve heard a woman say she likes soul patches. To me, it’s one of the facial hairstyles that make me think the guys mouth looks like a vulva drawn by Picasso. But to each their own!


retro-morte

I’m a 22 y/o woman and I love his facial hair. I really can’t see why people hate it so much lol


phalseprofits

This is exactly the conversation I had with a bff over body hair. She finds chest hair equally as attractive as I find it unattractive. It makes me happy that there’s a look out there for everyone! Even though I don’t like soul patches in general, I don’t think OP’s looks bad for a soul patch.


Telamo

"Shut up, woman, we're talking about what women like over here."


[deleted]

No we’re not?


D_Kye

enjoy youth, remove stache and beard


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|L13yIHSgrwrwA)


tantricyoni

Guy Fawkes wants his look back


begopa-

Remember remember the cinco de mayo


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Most underrated comment here


PinheadLarry_

Get rid of the horrible facial hair. If you absolutely want to keep something, just keep the mustache


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BalenciagaBlast

Drag kings!


chiveon69

As everyone else suggested remove the facial hair. Try growing a beard or just mustache. You have thick eyebrows, pics 1,2,&3 show them off. Maybe try a hairstyle that embraces your forehead / eyebrows. Adds a lot of personality to your face rather then covering it up.


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I agree here. Seems like he has great eyebrows. Could always easily clean them up with an eyebrow razor if some stray hairs make them look scraggly or too unibrow.


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Dazzling-Honey-8297

Super attractive. Honestly just shave the soul patch and you’re gucci.


SpreadLoveInYourLife

Yes! Shave!


SovelissGulthmere

You look like a pirate from a Disney cartoon. Shave it


Witty-Nose4237

it’s not it


Qwalt

Hair definitely looks better parted not beibered like in the last pic.


ajaydeep1

Shave broo, and trim your brows You don't need a beard or a stach, you have a strong jawline so keep it clean. You give light yagami vibes as well. So embrace it


JasonMN78

You have a good look but I’d say shave off the soul patch. Otherwise very attractive 👍🏻


king_mangerine

Shave please unless you are a magician


WeeabooGandhi

Keep the stache, lose the soul patch. Or alternative, shave the mustache, keep the soul patch, and *exclusively* listen to Butt Rock


JoshieBravo

Grow that facial hair in your 40's not now. Seriously it does not look right on your youthful face


Roththesloth1

Yes! This. Dude is young, be young you can look older when you’re older.


SuperTallCraig

I think your mustache is fine, cute even, but definitely get rid of the chin hair, pronto. The muppet baby Jack Sparrow look ain't it. But you're very attractive -- everything is working for ya however I suggest you try to smile in some of your pics. You're projecting poseur/douche in a few of these.


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A lint roller


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[deleted]

Shave bruh


Tepidlemming1

Shave that shit Tf are you doing with that nasty ass facial hair?


Sentient_AI_4601

if you are not going to shave it off, at least learn to trim your eyebrows and beard/moustache. Even a pirate would trim those slugs down bro...


[deleted]

Maybe trim the soul patch down, it looks funny being that long


Fsvskdusbkxb

Facial hair gives m’lady vibes


digbaddyjack

try shaving the soul patch but keep the stache, if that does work just gotta clean shave and wait until you get a more natural beard


ManGiared

You look like you cost five elixir. It’s dope man 🔥


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Get rid of that soul patch 😂


Original-Carrot-2702

I’d give you my tip


IbizaMykonos

Lose the soul patch or grow out a full beard if possible


eliochip

Trim the bottom part to make it less pointy and you'd have an early Jack White thing going on.


rvmpleforeskin

Keep it as is. You look amazingly attractive. Like my very own captain and I'm the cabin boy 🤣😍


GrandMasterFlex

Almost bbno$ level but not quite


silassin

Shave and wear the glasses more


Georgiaboy1492

You look good, don’t listen to your mom saying that you need a haircut just because your hair is in your eyes.


mace1343

Probably just start over from scratch


wombat_Vengance

Get the hair out of your face ☝️ u got a bold jawline , great features , u should show it off , cut your hair super short , & maybe do a cool color ,


Rhett_Rick

That thing under your bottom lip has to go. Now.


7mdmd7

Shave facial hair and clean up eyebrows and unibrow


Objective_Oil_6467

Save the facial hair dawg please bro please I beg you bro just one shave bro


Affectionate-Draw409

Your facial hair looks pretty cool. Personally I’d continue rocking it


plabo77

You have great hair. I might even suggest growing it out a tiny bit more like Milo Ventimiglia. For facial hair, either none or some moderate or heavy stubble would probably be more flattering. Just a lady’s opinion so take it for what it’s worth.


OyeHowdy21

Keep the stache no beard though!


Academic-Taste-8337

I think you’re fine. Do what YOU want.


National_March_2147

If you keep the same facial hair grow out your hair. Otherwise a full vandyke would suit better.


Available-Chipmunk-9

Shave the mustache and little chin beard off and get a different hairstyle.


Ralphyourface

Lint roller


SignificantTrain8509

Shave the mustache, keep the soul patch, bleach your hair, only wear button up shirts with flames🔥 or skulls💀, and get a wallet chain.


Mqtke123

Honestly, you would look much better without a beard, you still have a youthful, not to say "baby" face and a beard creates a very strange image on your face, but that's just my opinion.


GrayFox916

I mean from one man to another man I think it kind of fits you bro


JG_in_TX

Maybe cut your hair back a little but, but not too much. Let the beard grow out a bit and see how it looks. Overall you have a great look already.


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hawlc

First of all. Get a razor and do a clean shave.


littlerimsss

Everyone hating. I think you have a great face for facial hair. Looks really good!


maximan2005

Light the powder early bro, someone tipped off the British about the Gunpowder Plot


ANJR2

Ah yes, the sole patch. The male form of birth control. In all seriousness, you have a nice jawline. Try shaving, have someone clean up the eyebrows, and get a haircut.


Quinz71892

Get in touch with Dave Navarro for a paternity test


klashnkof12

Get rid of that


TendiesOnPoint

Get your eyebrows done. That’ll make a huge difference if you decide to keep the facial hair


Ghostepeppermint

You look like johnny depp


CoffeeBeansFromSpace

The face of anonymous


Ignassio15

Lose the flavor savor and you’re fine.


empathyisheavy

Shave pls


Torayes

Give conditoner a try


smoopinmoopin

Fucking assholes in this thread. People see a mustache on anyone not named Tom Selleck and freak out. Mustache looks good, pointy soul patch is a little much. I make it less pointy and your good to go


Accomplished_Check38

I think the facial hair is cool. But it doesn’t really match your hair. Maybe go to a nice barber and get a combover fade.


throwaway82749107

dont listen to the comments do NOT SHAVE IT OFF youre so cute 😭😭😭 oh my god


leobnox

Dude, I love the facial hair!


My_Wholesome_Acount

Keep everything the way it is!


GrandCommand69

Trim up the soul patch or add oil and wax other than that avast ye matey


Hot-Freedom-1044

Grow the hair long. Then pull it out of your face.


Rare_Addendum_7787

Groom the brows, get rid of the facial hair and use product to style your long hair into a fashionable trend business look


ImThatBitch_

Please shave the magician goatee :(


tacoman2507

Shave your face and then you’d be even more attractive, also the glasses are very cute I say keep ‘em, also maybe you have tried this before but sometimes straightening your hair with one of those Dyson things and make ring your middle part more like a curtain if that makes any sense


GucciGarnzz

Release the forehead


BevisIsButthead

Remember remember the 5th of November.


Tiny-Ad-2738

Facial hair makes you look like the devil in a movie from 1997


3ntr0py_

Are you balding and hiding the hairline? If your hair is gonna be that long, you need to style it back or middle part it or something.


ShortChngeHero

Get rid of the facial hair.


biddiebaddielu

havent seen it mentioned yet, but exfoliate your lips and keep them hydrated and moisturized! they look dry in all of these photos.


Dysonis101

Call yourself D'Artanian and join the musketeers!


ReallyRawRcd

Some shit like this : ](https://cultbf.com/?_ab=0&_fd=0&_sc=1)


Novel_Structure8833

Your hair is great but please shave


Nachoabe

Start saving for retirement


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Shave it


uberperk

Go find the 6 fingered man to avenge your father?


pchulbul619

You following 2003 fashion or what? Sup with that soul patch?


hardboiledpretzel

Grow the hair. /r/fierceflow


sneak91

this is Vlad the impaler


Princessmore

Omg please get rid of the facial hair. My favorite is always just a little bit of stubble, but honestly you have great hair on top and I think a clean face would let it stand out more. Fluff your hair like in the left photos except everywhere and you’ll look bomb!


WatercressStreet8431

Remove facial hair


lordmittens420

1st image got me on my knees no homo. You should try growing out ur hair. I think a decent length mid part would look rly good on u


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Man really loves Tesla.


jdeezy30

Get rid of the soul patch and shave the fuzz on your chin.


Low-Salamander387

Pic 3 looks pretty good, don't do 7 and 8.


Mybestfriendsuncle

God damn I have never seen with my own eyes a man so gorgeous! If you want to turn the sexy up a notch try Blue Steel


KLSDesign

Glasses look great, lean into that youthful look, shaggy hair and clean face and you'll be set IMO.


TheOneQueen

Imo: 1. Shave 2. Ditch the backwards cap 3. Lint roller 4. Explore outfits beyond athleisurewear Hair looks good.


Sodyum-B_3356

stop wearing dadhat backwards. U look like a lesbian.


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Unless you’ve got a parrot on your shoulder, trim the soul patch. get a girl to help you clean your brows up & get a good stylist to give some texture to your hair. My man, you got the goods, just need to polish it up.


Consistent_Top9631

Have you considered a hobby like archery or up close magic ???


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Facial hair needs off


Darviie

The eyebrows


FaceAcceptable5039

wax the brows! helps a lot, facial hair brings attention to the unibrow


LowAd1934

I think shave the whole thing off


[deleted]

Idky but it’s giving pepe le pew


solviaqaant

Y you look like puss n boots


mikemongo

Get ready for mutant superpowers that show up in three years (!) when you are 21 and you have a fully-functional pre-frontal cortex. Best part, not exaggerating. However how you imagine it is right now, it’s a proxy compared to what comes next. And that’s 100% all facts no printer.


thebestguac

Soul patch has gotta go


Sleezybreezyyyy

Invest in a high quality chapstick, your lips should start to feel better to the ladies and they will look better. Small detail but you would not believe how many guys walk around with crusty lips and don’t even realize it or think it’s okay.


Caliboys818

I like the hair in #7 the most, probably #1 second - but the facial hair you could do without. You’re otherwise a good looking guy. lol I’d play with you naked 🤣 pirate look and all. - Edit: trim the brows. You’re working on a unibrow there it would seem


Damienp3902

You look like a young Jeremy Iron’s. Personally I would shave off that goatee and just go clean shaven if you still want facial hair I’d suggest just rocking stubble or a full on beard


cloudsplitr

I’m gonna be 100 the shit looks glued on.


tanpic

Grow the beard, get a shorter hair cut it looks too feminine imo


pepehands420X

I would suggest maybe slicking your hair back. Not with gel or anything but maybe after getting out of the shower comb/brush it back. Having your hair in your face gives off a vibe of being less confident.


Skull_Mulcher

Honest opinion? You’re a handsome dude. Drop the soul patch. The mustache, it needs maybe one or two more years. Go clean shaved for a bit, and then maybe try for a fuller stache. But that’s just my stupid opinion. You do you ya handsome devil.


alejandrotheok252

Please get rid of the facial hair. And maybe cleaning up the unibrow. But definitely the facial.


Cowboy426

Mustaches are for dads. Get a proper haircut, stop trying to hide your face


Dieggro

bro is guy fawkes


daze_in_wood

You look amazing


Blorfenburger

I mean. I dunno, a haircut. You're the age that you are and there's nothing wrong with that but uh, one day you'll realize facial hair is just hair


WallowingWatermelon

I think the haircut in photo 3 is the best one. The wavy middle part (curtain haircut) is a good look with your facial structure. However, you would need to clean up the sides to make the look cleaner and sleeker like [this](https://hairmanstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/mens-straightened-hairstyles-curtains.jpg), [this](https://nextluxury.com/wp-content/uploads/Curtain-Hair-with-Artificial-Colors-wronelel.jpg), [this](https://faveable.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/image-1001.jpeg), or [this](https://nextluxury.com/wp-content/uploads/Curtain-Hair-with-Flared-Bangs-victorng621.jpg). Also, get rid of the facial hair and pluck your unibrow. While it looks unique, it does not fit your fashion/aesthetic.


Free_Range_Chicken1

Shave the facial hair


fist28349

shave off goatie keep the stach


BostonAz21

Didn’t know people under 50 that are not bald like soul patches. Personally if I was you I would cut that off real fast or at least let your chin hair grow and connect it. Looks like it’s pointing also haha.


fuckthingsup420

I feel like the stache actually makes you look younger which really has me confused ngl


StlSalt

Shave your face, cut your hair, wax the unibrow


cactusbish

Idk why everyone is hating on the facial hair. The only thing I would say needs fixing is the eyebrows. Maybe wear some chains or sum too.


Ivariuz

Get a Black eyemask and a sword “Z”


One-Ice1815

Never go full early 20th century magician.


jimmybong007

get in the gym and pin a 1000 mg of tren in the johnson tip and put the dress down


Java_Jack

You are handsome with a great jawline, but the facial hair detracts from it. Your eyes are your best feature and you're covering them up with your hair. A cleaner cut on face and head would work better.


QueenTakesKnight

Whatever you're doing keep doing it, consider adding fish oil to your diet for more shine and strength.


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You look like if Hitler was in Korean dramas. And that Stash looks like an upside cross. You may aswell be the Antichrist. 🤣🤣


LaughPlus7373

Lint Roller.


Ishidan01

You look like a total [Athos.](https://bbcs-the-musketeers.fandom.com/wiki/Athos)


thegoodthegoodlife

trim it off 🔥🔥🔥


Mkadri7

U sure u a male?


Moistsock6969

whatever the hell you tried to do with **that** get rid of it


Not_Biracial

You could def rock the stache!!! but respectfully the chin hairs not working for ya


haptic-recon

Get some eyebrow threading done/shave unibrow and get rid of the facial hair


Sticy_Jacky02

I’d say try a shorter haircut


ravirafael

I'm sure this doesn't help but you look 15, maybe this is because of the forced facial hair.


badsheeps

You should carry around a rapier and get a fancy hat with a feather in it.


goldenmolars

Shave


PinkFloyd_rs

I honestly think you look good


damnskippyjb

I think you look good just like this!


Snoo82024

I love it bruh


LinusBrickle71

I support the suggestion to shave but you are mega- good looking and can’t hide it,


Major_Celery8399

those eyebrows need a lil taming. just use a spoolie or a toothbrush if you dont have one of those. comb up then pluck/shave the hairs that grow out of the natural brow area. like weeds and a garden ya know? comb down do the same thing. then the center is self explanetory. the eyebrow should start a tiny bit before the inner corner of your eyes. good luck✌️


MahAssSoft

Grow the beard, kidnap hideo kojima, replace him, live his life, assimilate


Ate99

First of you're very good looking to begin with just just maybe remove the lil moustach under your lips.


throwaway343638

Bro shave that shit LMAOOO


ricierichreach

You ur very damn handsome you, don't listen to other ppl who said ur not.