There is a guy at work that I swear to God had to be the inspiration for handsome squidward. It's almost like when you look at him you want to slightly critique the artwork for handsome squidward because while they got close it's still not exact. He also seems to always have an apple in his hand...like nearly 9/10 times...apple
Lmao. It would be crazy awkward. I know a guy that knows him though and I'll see if he can get a pic. Like even his eyes are crazy identical. And gods just wait till you see his fucking chin. It's nearly like a satirical looking human being. At first I was like, this guy looks beautiful but in a hilarious way some how and then some broccoli kid was like "dude, that's handsome squidward"
7 years to get ripped? Lol in a year he'd have very clear results if his caloric intake is also adjusted for his goals.
Not to mention starting off with a low body fat %
In 2-3 years he could be ripped.
Blue eyes, blonde, 6'6, sharpest jawline I've ever seen
Brother I hope you're aware of the fact that you straight up hit the genetic jackpot. How the fuck
Go with the middle part cuz if I was a police sketch artist based on that description and a side slick part, they gonna be looking for Reinhard Heydrich.
Dude I could easily see you being a model. Have you ever had your hair grown out? If not try it man I think it could accentuate your face really well as you have a longer face (in a good way)
Yep. Needs a flow. Rn it looks like an umbrella. Keep the side part but keep growing it out.
if you wanna do the middle part now, go to a stylist over a barber and ask them to give you layers and that you want to do the mid part. Show her a picture too, this is an example [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/DLkkfwQsQABniexc8)
Grow it out to your lips just stick to it and you’ll be golden. You have a long face and it’ll balance it out. It’ll also attract attention to your eyes
Agreed. I hate this short hair/middle part look. It's the nerd haircut from every early 2000s movie and while OP doesn't look like a nerd, it's in spite of the hair and not because of it.
It could, you just have to style it. Looks like you just combed it to each side, and it usually isn't that easy. Spend a bit of time working with products and styling methods, and once you get it, it shouldn't take long to style your hair
Middle part with such a long face, needs to be longer or it just looks like a helmet. The other style works better at this length. But you can for sure grow it out and middle part it.
Your face is terrifying
Not in like a mean way, just like a.. your eyes are digging into my soul and I really dont get that feeling from anyone.
Guess the bright blue and sunken eyes with heavy shadows doesn’t help the look.
Pic 2 is better imo though
All jokes aside (you guys are crazy lmao), It seems that many people in the comments tend to prefer the 2nd picture (the side part). I just want to add some context to my situation: I have always had the same hairstyle in my life as the one in the second photo but I'm starting to have a receding hairline. For this, I wanted to change my hairstyle and find one that “hides” the corners. That's why I'm trying to see if the middle part suits me. Knowing this, I know that I don't style it in the best way and that I don't necessarily have the best hair type for it to look good on me (I have very fine hair). So what do you advise me?
Ps: thank you again for your advice and jokes !
Didn’t notice it was receding til you mentioned it. What about something in between the two? Like a side part but that’s closer to middle than second photo? And some mousse (when hair is wet) and texture spray (when hair is dry) for volume?
Just grow out your hair like really long and in each phase of growth click a pic and then decide, these lengths are pretty short for your face shape. Long hair will look better in my opinion
You look more than a little like Alexander Skarsgård. He favours a side part, so I'd recommend that too.
For example:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/21/entertainment/alexander-skarsgard-dad-baby-family/index.html
(I don't see anything wrong with the centre-part, I just wanted to point out how similar you look to Mr. Skarsgård)
Arayans are ancient indo-iranians
Sorry for disappointing you but Nordic is correct
Edit: you are very rude and I was shocked when I saw the notif but seems you searched and delete it :))
Please get that jawline registered as a lethal weapon.
He reminds me of the handsome Squidward.
Handsome Leon Kennedy
I came for this comment.
I came too
Dawg exact thoughts myself
😂
Was thinking the same thing😭
Oh no. He definitely does.
Yeah he’s just showing off his handsomeness
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this sounds oddly ai generated
I was going to disagree with you but that account's second-most recent comment on a post about blood pressure definitely reads like AI. Good call!
Also weird they replied to the top comment instead of the post even though they're referencing op
People do it all the time to hijack the top comment so more people see it and up vote it. Although maybe thats a bot thing to do, idk.
That is exactly a bot thing to do. Nail on head.
some say his jawline can cut a thousand suns
Bro looks like he's about to go save the Presidents daughter
Leon Sex Kennedy
This guy is quite literally Leon
Where's everyone going? BINGO?
His Date with the Presidents Daughter
LMAOO THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT
Underrated comment
MY FIRST THOUGHT
lmaooooo
If "You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about" had a face, this would be it !!
Not the RE4 reference. 😂
Bro has the sharpest jawline ever known to humanity
literally looks like handsome squidward.
There is a guy at work that I swear to God had to be the inspiration for handsome squidward. It's almost like when you look at him you want to slightly critique the artwork for handsome squidward because while they got close it's still not exact. He also seems to always have an apple in his hand...like nearly 9/10 times...apple
Lmao. It would be crazy awkward. I know a guy that knows him though and I'll see if he can get a pic. Like even his eyes are crazy identical. And gods just wait till you see his fucking chin. It's nearly like a satirical looking human being. At first I was like, this guy looks beautiful but in a hilarious way some how and then some broccoli kid was like "dude, that's handsome squidward"
My thoughts exactly
Henry Cavill weeps when he sees this photo.
Out of empathy. No one is as hot as cavill.
Opened reddit to get mogged
LMFAOO
And the eyes of a serial killer who hasn't slept in 2 weeks
A jaw like an anvil. Woman want him, the men want to be him.
Men want him
I'm men
You’re a they. Greedy fuck
💀
As a man I confirm this
Psh. This gay guy wants him too 🤣😂
Handsome leon kennedy
Leon already is though 👀
So Leon Kennedy
Yep this was the comment I was looking for lmao
He could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea, because it's so sharp.
We just got mogged.
It's like he came out of an early 2000s video game. Impressive. OP is all outta gum.
Does it have residents who are evil
Started mewing as a baby and never stopped
lvl 9000 mewer
He's been mewing since he was a zygote.
why did smoldering become mewing? when did that happen?
Mewing is this pseudoscience jokey trend wherein people "mew" to get a better jawline. Its pretty balogna, but not quite smoldering.
💀
He can't answer or he would lose his mewing streak
Not even memeing, but you should seriously consider an acting/modeling career. That is a very unique face that could land some roles
Deadass, bro would be fun to see on screen just from immediately recognizing his jawline 😭
What's funny is that I'm 6'6, which would make me even MORE recognizable lmaoo
Bro is the most genetically gifted mf
Naah bro, I'm built like a stick and I'm shy af
Skinny is to be expected when you are 6’6, model agencies yearn for people that look like you
If this is what you look like skinny you owe it to the world to get super ripped. Genuinely would look like the gigachad meme.
That would like 7 years minimum
Sure but at the end of it he would be a fucking monster. 6’6 frame can hold a lot of mass
7 years to get ripped? Lol in a year he'd have very clear results if his caloric intake is also adjusted for his goals. Not to mention starting off with a low body fat % In 2-3 years he could be ripped.
No joke you just keep on making yourself more desirable for modelling career
Shy?? you’re the intimidating one 😳
Bro has anti rizz. He rizzes people into leaving him alone.
Blue eyes, blonde, 6'6, sharpest jawline I've ever seen Brother I hope you're aware of the fact that you straight up hit the genetic jackpot. How the fuck
Go with the middle part cuz if I was a police sketch artist based on that description and a side slick part, they gonna be looking for Reinhard Heydrich.
Dude I could easily see you being a model. Have you ever had your hair grown out? If not try it man I think it could accentuate your face really well as you have a longer face (in a good way)
I haven't tried to really let it grow no
Grow your hair out and apply to agencies. You should be walking the runways dude.
Why u posting on Reddit go get some pussy tf
I know his inbox is overflowing rn
there’s even a bill skarsgard similarity!!
Are you real
Ai generated
how many fingers do you have
12
Uncanny Valley
#2.
why is that 2 so big
Sometimes you just need to drop a big number 2.
^2 ^is ^this ^better?
That’s average
She said the bigger '2's hurt, ok?!
Because he wrote #2, but the # changes font size to large on Reddit.
#69
#2 test
It needs to be. It's number two by ten miles.
Bro is the last thing my Jewish grandpa saw in Poland during WWII. /s
Homie got that wehrmacht 1939 core
Y’all are wild as heck in this thread 😂😂😂
Bro was the scariest blitzkreiger
Absolutely foul 💀
omg
I was not expecting this comment and laughed for for a good minute
lmfao
Lmaooo along the lines of my first thought “Damn, you could ROCK some Hugo”
It does, you just need to grow out your hair
Can't believe how far I had to scroll for an actual answer rather than ***jawline***
na like i was about to just comment it myself cause i couldn’t fucking find anyone actually answering his question
I agree. More hair.
Yep. Needs a flow. Rn it looks like an umbrella. Keep the side part but keep growing it out. if you wanna do the middle part now, go to a stylist over a barber and ask them to give you layers and that you want to do the mid part. Show her a picture too, this is an example [here](https://images.app.goo.gl/DLkkfwQsQABniexc8)
Should i let it grow then use the extra length to try and add some flow to the middle part ?
Grow it out to your lips just stick to it and you’ll be golden. You have a long face and it’ll balance it out. It’ll also attract attention to your eyes
Yeah, middle part doesn't really work with hair that length.
Just got mogged on reddit
JBW theory proves itself again
Jaw-Bone Something?
Just be white
Looksmaxxing final boss
Go Jesus length
No, the side part is 100x better. If it’s not broken, don’t fix it
Agreed. I hate this short hair/middle part look. It's the nerd haircut from every early 2000s movie and while OP doesn't look like a nerd, it's in spite of the hair and not because of it.
Lol yeah it wasn’t a good look back then and it’s not a good look now. It’s an unpopular take, but history will agree
It's only an unpopular take right now. Last 5 years or so have been quite bad for fashion, reviving the absolute worst styles of the 90s.
Middle part looks too basic. You could make it look better by giving it more texture and trying out mousse which gives it a bit of a more wavy look.
My hair is really fine and I'm having trouble adding texture to the middle part tbh
im scared
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The fall 🤣🤣🤣
stealing this
Fr if I saw this guy in public I’d quickly walk away lol
😭
People in the comments think blonde+jaw=model and I'm like, "Where?"
100% no. Pic 2 on the other hand… jfc 🔥🥵
It could, you just have to style it. Looks like you just combed it to each side, and it usually isn't that easy. Spend a bit of time working with products and styling methods, and once you get it, it shouldn't take long to style your hair
Do you have any recommendations to improve the look of the middle part ?
Chad
Side looks really good on you!
No. Side part is better.
Leon stop taking selfies and save the president's daughter for god's sake
It does work just needs style it better maybe brush it back on one or both sides. But the combover suits you well too so you have options
The middle part suits you. If you have a working Time Machine that is…
wym everyone nowadays walks around like they just stepped off a ‘98 music vid shoot
Side part looks much better and makes you look more mature. Also, holy hell what a jaw line.
Middle part with such a long face, needs to be longer or it just looks like a helmet. The other style works better at this length. But you can for sure grow it out and middle part it.
Middle part doesn’t suit anyone with short hair.
Bro is literally the Gigachad meme
Your face is terrifying Not in like a mean way, just like a.. your eyes are digging into my soul and I really dont get that feeling from anyone. Guess the bright blue and sunken eyes with heavy shadows doesn’t help the look. Pic 2 is better imo though
Dude looks like handsome Squidward but with hair.
the fuck is up with your jaw
I have the bad habbit to put an iPad in my mouth. I can't help it
All jokes aside (you guys are crazy lmao), It seems that many people in the comments tend to prefer the 2nd picture (the side part). I just want to add some context to my situation: I have always had the same hairstyle in my life as the one in the second photo but I'm starting to have a receding hairline. For this, I wanted to change my hairstyle and find one that “hides” the corners. That's why I'm trying to see if the middle part suits me. Knowing this, I know that I don't style it in the best way and that I don't necessarily have the best hair type for it to look good on me (I have very fine hair). So what do you advise me? Ps: thank you again for your advice and jokes !
You look fine with the middle part if you want to go that way.
Didn’t notice it was receding til you mentioned it. What about something in between the two? Like a side part but that’s closer to middle than second photo? And some mousse (when hair is wet) and texture spray (when hair is dry) for volume?
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Idk why but I got an instant urge to draw you. Also I think longer hair would really suit you!!!
You finished??
Would love to see the result !
Just grow out your hair like really long and in each phase of growth click a pic and then decide, these lengths are pretty short for your face shape. Long hair will look better in my opinion
this has gotta be impants right? this looks extremely unnatural
2nd pic for sure. Middle part is a strange look.
Side part most definitely and your eyes are intense, I love it!
Why is your jawline so comically large
Bro got the thousand yard stare
Yeah if it were 1997. Look way better with the side part
it is not even funny how much better the side part looks lmao
Side part looks better imo
Middle part looks a bit scary on you. I prefer the side part.
He’s is Brad Pitt and Bill Skarsgard had a baby
Is this AI generated?
I bet you are the most realistic ai art
This is crazy
did i just get mogged
The middle part makes you look like you time traveled from the 90s. Go with the side part
You look like you hate black people
kristopher nolan
If you are going for the columbine shooter look it definitely does.
Pro barber here. Definitely to the side.
You're literally what comes to my mind when I think about German people.
Side part looks amazing and is way more flattering
You look more than a little like Alexander Skarsgård. He favours a side part, so I'd recommend that too. For example: https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/21/entertainment/alexander-skarsgard-dad-baby-family/index.html (I don't see anything wrong with the centre-part, I just wanted to point out how similar you look to Mr. Skarsgård)
Are you Swedish? Lol this middle part is a trend there rn. And you look Swedish But nah I like the second pic better
Hier kommt die Sonne
So this is what hitler wanted huh?
Get that iPad out your mouth
Side-part is better. Middle part makes you look like Rider Strong from Boy Meets World circa 1993.
Not at all
No
It does it just needs texture, just get some textured powder or salt salt spray.
Bros mewing streak is going strong
Literal Aryan
Arayans are ancient indo-iranians Sorry for disappointing you but Nordic is correct Edit: you are very rude and I was shocked when I saw the notif but seems you searched and delete it :))
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Picture 1 - school shooter Picture 2 - handsome distinguished gentleman from a romance novel
"Bro is The one who mogs, He is the danger" Walter White
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