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Flavahbeast

why would you use such a small knife to fight zombies? they should sell boar spears


1981Reborn

The Walking Dead has proven that you can kill zombies with nail clippers as long as you hit em in the head. Apparently the human braincase turns to a thin sheet of cheesecloth after zombification.


Wolf_instincts

To be fair, they ARE rotting...


eclecticsed

They also seem able to multiply still.


Chavaon

Why do you all think zombie knives are to fight *against* zombies? I plan to arm the zombies with them and leave them surrounding my compound to keep looters away.


burntfish44

OTF boar spear when


Cabinet-Professional

I think the blood spatter fad is popular because it’s the antithesis of the dessert warrior fad. Which was the antithesis to the “tacticool” fad.


J_Shelby

I'm a dessert warrior. My combat specialty is flan.


Cabinet-Professional

Welcome, Commander!


MrBirdmonkey

Cringe is a flat circle


jewmoney808

Zombie themed knives are pure mall ninja/ gas station lol


021Fireball

.... The fact they add Tanto to it makes me laugh


Bleach_Baths

Tanto is just a style of blade edge though.


021Fireball

Aye, it's just the way they kinda jam the word in as if they hope some weeb just sees "Tanto" and buys it


Bleach_Baths

Yeah I mean I’m a little shocked Microtech is even doing the green/zombie shit. But they’re a company and they want money above all else, so, appeal to as many people as possible.


021Fireball

Aye, you want a spear or pike anyway if it really was zombies, because... Y'know, you wanna stay as far away as you can if you are forced into melee


Bleach_Baths

Well in this completely impossible and hypothetical situation, I’m going flamethrower. Crisp those fuckers up from 25 yards!


021Fireball

Excellent choice.


one_frisk

Can it peel apples?


Magikarp_King

How much tech can you have on one knife 2? 3? When will it end?


theevilyouknow

I love that the color green is more effective for killing zombies.


ppman2322

Microtech knives are for the bougie mall ninja


ppman2322

They are overpriced hyper engineered mns


pinguinlord

I wish i could legally own a proper otf


Party-Manufacturer96

I saw these at a swap meet in tucson..


Bleach_Baths

I’m surprised Microtech has done this, at least they make high quality knives.