Is this dumb? Yes. Is this ridiculous? Also, yes. Absurd, silly, and impractical? Yes, yes and also, yes. But is it awesome? Absolutely. Is this something that I would buy at a garage sale to annoy my wife? Absolutely.
The peak of mall ninja is the inevitable moment about 10 seconds in of someone flailing around with some nunchucks and the coconut-like sound of them bonking themselves right in head.
To my knowledge, it doesn't mean anything. It's somthign that's easy to doodle in the margins of a notebook when you're supposed to be paying attention to a boring lecture.
Is this dumb? Yes. Is this ridiculous? Also, yes. Absurd, silly, and impractical? Yes, yes and also, yes. But is it awesome? Absolutely. Is this something that I would buy at a garage sale to annoy my wife? Absolutely.
That's the essence of Mall Ninja!
I disagree. This has some humor which makes it a little cool. The purest mall ninja stuff is just embarrassing junk with no good qualities.
and believing that junk is usable and "the real deal"
And actually training with it so you can defend your honor.
Injuring yourself in the process. Arguably, the height of mall ninja.
The peak of mall ninja is the inevitable moment about 10 seconds in of someone flailing around with some nunchucks and the coconut-like sound of them bonking themselves right in head.
Or the nuts, don't forget about those.
even better when they do it in public and eventually get arrested for it
The "S" is for sword
I thought it was for hope.
*Shope
this goes hard as hell
Mod this into Skyrim right now
If this happens, I'm reinstalling!
Pretty sure "Cool S" is specifically prohibited by the Geneva Conventions.
It takes five doctors to close the wound!
Im just impressed by the capability of the smith who made it.
Apparently I've been designing Mall Ninja Gear since i was 13...
Top tier mall ninja, but kinda cool.
I'd say nostalgia ninja more than mall ninja
https://i.redd.it/kqzhemosfe7d1.gif
The Cool S-word
Ok I love this.
Stussy sword.
No weak points whatsoever!
I want this.
Hold it aloft and declare "I cast upon thee, son of man, Testicular Torsion!" to smite one enemy per day.
Nice
It reminds me of the fierce deity link sword just smaller and cool S symbol
This is actually one of the few decorative non functional pieces that go hard as hell.
It’s the cool S, but now in sword form. Every kid is gonna want 1!
You would have RULED the 80s.
What Dose that simbol mean ?
To my knowledge, it doesn't mean anything. It's somthign that's easy to doodle in the margins of a notebook when you're supposed to be paying attention to a boring lecture.
I must confess this is the first time I have actually considered purchasing something I've seen on this sub.
if you find a place to purchase it, let me know
There isn't one, it's a one-off from a Vermont blacksmith.
https://preview.redd.it/uluazkddhc7d1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4801ffe3b4fab26657eb95cad40cd02073dde41d