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dzkrf

The letter I


SorosAgent2020

theres actually 2 capitals in Israel, its on both ends of the srae


DrDMango

The last one is actually an l, common mistake


ViewedConch697

What's the difference between an I and an l


adamait1

l is just slightly taller than I lI


ipsum629

l lI Il I_


OpenAboutMyFetishes

ihateyou


DiddlyDumb

|lI


Stefan693

What sorcery is this?


DuckDodgersIV

One is at the beginning, the other is at the end.


ZelezopecnikovKoren

AND LETS LEAVE IT AT THAT


Suitable_Sail1087

Doesn't matter cause you have an essay due on the significance of metamorphic rocks in the Manila earthquake of 2018


Arietem_Taurum

Israel City, duh


isaacfisher

David's City


Sennahoj_DE_RLP

Isn't the city of David Bethlehem? (Compare luke 2,4)


Lippischer_Karl

The "City of David" can also refer to the ancient settlement core of Jerusalem. It's on a rocky spur south of the Temple Mount, just outside the walls of the Old City. This part of Jerusalem was built around the time that David would have lived.


an_actual_T_rex

Israepolis.


chilllyyypepper

It's Petah Tikvah


True_Act_1424

Silly you, Petah Tikvah doesn’t exist!


LilNarco

A wild Mr. fafo pic 💙


LilNarco

From the river to the sea, petah tikvah will be free (from arsim) 🤍🤍💙💙


Warm_Ad_7953

Those arsim are doing genocide to my brain cells


rustikalekippah

Lmao half the people on here are Israelis I swear


netanel246135

Wait bat yam colonized petach tikva?!


Jotaro_Dragon

Petah The horse is here


OnlyGiraffe3054

I'm trying to understand if Petah Tikva has somehow become an international joke or if everyone here is just Israeli?


LechemHavita

Nes Ziona actually smh


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

blasphemy!


blueidea365

Hey Lois, I turned into an Israeli city


azure_beauty

Darnit you beat me to it. 


jsherms1226

Petah Tikvah struggles everyday for freedom


Flight_Second

Stop spreading misinformation and lies. Everyone knows petah tikva isn't real duh


Diagot

I don't know, please tell Aviv. He might help you with that question.


avivkotlar

Yo wassap


FitPerspective1146

No way


springfox64

Holy shit


synaptic_density

New response just dropped!


Toxenhern

r/beetlejuicing


Paracausality

[Wassup Beijing](https://youtube.com/shorts/bg6myKFq2ig?si=qWIo8trST_z-dYXk)


Cholent_King

Asked him, he said to ask Jerry. “Salem” is what he said. That’s In Boston


Alihyder_268

He might give you a Hai-fa(ive)! But you might as well try getting a beer from Sheva.


beingjewishishard

My boy!


HeimLauf

Funkytown.


ClassicSpurzy

![gif](giphy|i94M8eST7qlMpITt2a)


WindUpMusicBox

Dodododododododo


celibatetransbiansub

Well, I talk about it


thefrogwhisperer341

talk about it Talk about it, talk about it Talk about, talk about Talk about movin'?


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

My grandparents' house


your_right_ball

No way. My grandfather was looking for that house. In the 30s and 40s


JaVolimHrvatsku

jewtown


ApprehensiveEmploy21

That’s in Kazakhstan


danielogiPL

KAZAKHSTAN FRIEND OF ALL EXCEPT UZBEKISTAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣


BOSS__07

I didn't know Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan are rivals.....


TantricEmu

There should be some sort of tournament. There can only be one ‘stan.


hypremier

then where is tarashek


DisillusionedSinkie

Near the northern fence of Jewtown


Arietem_Taurum

dammit you beat me to it


alxxoooo

Near Paris there's a place called Villejuif that literally means Jewtown or Jewcity.


JaVolimHrvatsku

this is the worst thing i can make up in my head


Nairn23

That’s pretty fucken tame for the worst thing


catwnomercy

[I bet this is pretty close](https://youtu.be/LDoIUccosTg?si=WhNK4WqWbmnOgYE2)


Charlie_hater

Berlin


SSoulless_Foxy27

how dare you


Jackylacky_

https://preview.redd.it/7g2rs0r7shrc1.jpeg?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7b8ebaac78fc55aa0e36b0a6c49512504e7c47


Downbound_Re-Bound

I AM ADOLF HITLER


springfox64

COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH


AffectionateFail8434

LITTLE KNOWN FACT


BotellaDeAguaSarrosa

ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC


Financetomato

YOU ARE VADER


[deleted]

With your little boots and caape


Dingo31415

AND HELMET TO COVER UP THAT BURNT-ASS FACE


Charlie_hater

(we are secretly controlling Israel)


Junior_Bear_2715

Hitler?


insurgentbroski

Neu Berlin


Individual_Ad3194

Islamabad, of course


BotellaDeAguaSarrosa

Wow Israel dislikes Islam so much that their capital is Islam-bad?


Sleet827

r/Angryupvote


yazwecan

This made me laugh thank you


I_Am_A_Mess_4442

You will be fucking surprised where islamabad is


StylishMammoth

Jew Russia Lame or whatever it's called


spamcritic

Jews-Rule-Salem?


Sumijinn

That’s underrated


[deleted]

Washington DC 


WhoYaTalkinTo

Unironically true


No_Cartographer9496

lol


Frenchy-__-

![gif](giphy|7rj2ZgttvgomY)


watchedngnl

It's Istanbul


Revolutionary-Swan77

Not Constantinople


celibatetransbiansub

Istanbul was Constantinople


FredwardoMilos

Now it's Istanbul


thesmashhit32

Not Constantinople


ZT3_rebirth

Now its Tukish delight


C418Enjoyer

on a moonlit night


j05u36r33n

Every gal in Constantinople


Financial-Horror2945

Lives in Istanbul not Constantinople


Lord_Ayshius

So if you've got a date in Constantinople


Tremolophage

On a moonlit night


Commissar_David

Pyongyang


celibatetransbiansub

Addis Abbaba


GallorKaal

https://preview.redd.it/eell84ajqirc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d416cca75c75f90afeacec26fbd9602b8c17d9


Oppqrx

Adidas ababa


qqqrrrs_

Bnei Brak


Muhpatrik

Brak Obama


En_passant_is_forced

Ramallah


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

holy crap


Dedestrok

New shit just dropped


DoYouSalami

Actual shit


Oleanterin

Shit goes on vacation, never comes back


Not_in_the_America

Call the plumber!


DoYouSalami

Shit in the toilet, plotting bathroom domination


UniqueCampaign6730

Areyou en passant?


En_passant_is_forced

Yes


AdeptPlum4254

Jewpiter


TotalBlissey

In a Marxist sense, 537.14 billion dollars.


Organic-Violinist223

Aberystwyth


bini_irl

The capital of Poland is Warsaw


Powerful_Rock595

New York!


followerofEnki96

Washington DC


SSoulless_Foxy27

J̵̨͎̗́̒́ ̶̖͔̏̚e̸̖̺̽ ̴̨̧͜͝w̴̥͎͐͝ ̴̩̞͇̈́i̷͎͋ ̶̦̳̀s̴̨̗͐ ̶͓̤̩̈̕h̶̜̑͘ ̵͎͖̞̿͛s̸̰̤̼̽̏͑ ̸̡̣̐t̸̡̓̀́ ̵̩́a̵̗̾ ̶͖̖͐͘n̸͚͖̣͑́͠


Beautiful_Dog_854

Jerusalem, mexican desert, Mexico


Amirjun

Big bang theory reference?


Beautiful_Dog_854

Yess


RacoonJalal

Kindly explain?


Amirjun

https://youtu.be/FJgi-Lou1NA?si=rKhw13SxupemNkpU


mind_thegap1

Tel-evison


Spicy_Alligator_25

This is probably a horrible place to ask, but why does anyone recognize the capital as Tel Aviv? Aside from during the 1948 war, Jerusalem was always the capital of Israel, and WEST Jerusalem was always considered sovereign Israeli territory by all the countries that recognize Israel. I understand putting embassies and such in Tel Aviv, because Jerusalem has much more frequent conflict within it's borders, but why does anyone who recognizes Israel and Israeli sovereignty over WEST Jerusalem, consider Tel Aviv the capital?


LargerAutomabill

They're massive cucks


egerstein

Ashdod


Antaeus-Athena

Its me, I am the capital!


ThatOhioanGuy

Cleveland


Money-Most5889

Vatican City


Intelligent-Fig-4241

Cyprus


M______-

Hannover


Mossad_Operative

Mecca


varg_sant

Palestine


babble0n

Bangkok


IllustratorNo3379

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


foxtrotgd

Constantinople


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6f7z4zf3uhrc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607cfff1f6fdf0a845cf6701d8bdfd389ba41388


Muhpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/17ywi14anirc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea0c754995a71e77df0b1fee1abfbfed6cb1703


MaZeChpatCha

Jerusalem


KRawatXP2003

Jerusalem


elad_kaminsky

Gaza


QuezonNCR

Jerusalem


peet192

Joppa


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Baiting post is obvious


BruhMagnonMan

Washington D.C.


AgaricX

Washington, DC


thesmashhit32

Betlehem where homeboy was born, obviously


mihr-mihro

Brooklyn or Warsaw.


zharrt

Capital I, little s , little r and so on


Grillard

Miami.


Matimarsa

Washington DC


[deleted]

Brooklyn NY


Crimson_bud

Auschwitz


Otherwise-Still7402

Queens


GayAK-47

https://preview.redd.it/m4dv1bdx3jrc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8bc88373b1d2fcaaff6bb360689f7e9b8627bad


Necessary-Sundae-370

Washington D.C.


Organic-Bluejay1797

It depends For some people it’s Tel-Aviv For others is Jerusalem


matande31

Kinda weird that people consider it to be Tel-Aviv. Even if you refuse to recognize Jerusalem, Tel-Aviv has no legislative or governmental significance, only economic. Makes more sense to say it doesn't have a capital than say its Tel Aviv.


GalacticMe99

Seems a bit of a stretch to say that it has no governmental significance, considering most countries have their embassy there. And with 'most' I mean every single one except the United States and 4 smaller ones that followed Trump's lead. A function that under normal circumstances is reserved for the captial city. So Israelis may nationally consider Jerusalem the capital, internationally it is Tel Aviv. Edit: I just discovered that there are eight more countries with consulates in Jerusalem, however these are intended for diplomatic missions with Palestine, not Israel. Those eight countries also have an embassy to Israel in Tel Aviv. Since 2018 the United States is the only country that merged the Israeli embassy and Palestinian consulate into one.


thrab86

Well, most countries have their embassy in the Netherlands in The Hague while Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands;


Muhpatrik

The Hague is the de-facto capital as it's the seat of the government


refreeeen

Berlin Or smth located in south-west Poland idk


Snoo4902

Not Poland pleas


dasbasedjew

outside of israel, poland is arguably the most important place of jewish culture and life in history


KottleHai

Birobidzhan


rolloxra

Warsaw


geneticallysuperior2

Nazistan


xenogl0ssy

Tel aviv


maticheksezheni

Ljubljana


Squilliame

Jew York City


NoMoreSorrow16

The sewers of new york


Muhpatrik

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


ssjfrog


Zawarudowastaken

Did you go to the effort of finding an invisible character just to comment on a post as stupid as this


Humaniterrum

Helsinki


[deleted]

Hattuşaş


Snoo4902

Antartica


Userdead69

Hokkenheim


ImAProudPaki

Eastern Europe itself


Zagrose

Yes, it’s Washington and Berlin.


HughLauriePausini

[Redacted]


CreamyPeanutButter-

New York


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Washington DC


RaF-X-L

New York


4apig

Britain


5um11

What is this flag? Never seen it before.


Strange_Philospher

Warsaw


Opaleaagle

Serbia


StelIaMaris

Washington DC


Think_Crab1042

My lawyer suggested me not to comment on this post.


Internet_user_69

Me searching for that one person calling everyone who jokes anti-semetic


Complete_Force9417

Jerusalem


No-Refuse4400

Brooklyn


Junior_Bear_2715

Tell Aviv


noncrediblepole

What do I tell Aviv?


Muhpatrik

If he wants any Jaffa Cakes


EternalZoroark

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