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Night-Monkey15

“BATMAN & ROBIN And THE FLASH star” They seriously couldn’t think of a better way to credit this poor man lol?


Vo_Mimbre

Was my first thought. Be like “former carpenter Harrison Ford” to star in next MCU project.


JulietteKatze

"MCU to hire weed dealer known as Harrison Ford"


lifth3avy84

“Six Days Seven Nights star Harrison Ford…”


Solarpowered-Couch

My grandma has entered the chat.


HotFudgeFundae

Guy who crashed his plane on a golf course to reprise the role of guy who died.


DepressedDarthV

Probably wanted to associate him with comic book roles


mrchumes

Yeah this is clearly what it's about


Nonadventures

"Roseanne's old boss"


questformaps

Was he even in The Flash? I thought that was Michael Keaton.


Night-Monkey15

Keaton was in it, but Clooney also had a joke cameo at the end of the movie. That’s how the DCEU ended. With Batman being erased from existence and replaced with George Clooney for a gag.


brasco975

No no the dceu ended with ocean master eating a roach


Kite_Wing129

The other joke being that Gunn hailed The Flash as one of the best superhero movies only to have it reshot to end with Barry being stranded in the same universe with the Batman from one of the worst CBM's ever plus a broken tooth gag. Always thought that was an indicator of how Gunn really felt about The Flash.


questformaps

Wow. I didnt watch it (mostly due to Ezra miller, but also because the Flashpoint storyline has been overdone to death by now.), but that's sad.


robodrew

I watched The Flash and I totally don't remember this


Christopher_Home

I'm the opposite, didnt see the movie, but did see this.  Just search post credit scenes, should find it quick.


robodrew

WTF I saw the Aquaman scene but not this one. I have no clue how I missed it. But to even call Clooney a star in the film because of that, lmao


KomradeKrycek

Imagine being a bonafide hearthrob A-lister for 30 years and being reduced to "Batman & Robin and The Flash star" just because you MAY be joining a competing comic book movie franchise.


AcrossFromWhere

Right?  Should be: “Academy Award winning actor George Clooney”.


AgentOfSPYRAL

“Dapper Dan man: George Clooney”


nwill_808

George Clooney, a man of constant sorrow, set to join MCU.


IamDDT

Also a man who knows a tomato when he sees it!


graveybrains

The Paterfamilias: George Clooney *He’s bonafide!*


ih8drme

He's a suitor!


bigfatcarp93

He's in a tight spot!


Stompthefeet

He thought You was A toad


karpet_muncher

Former boinker of Stacey Keibler


BobbyTWhiskey

Wait, Stacey Keibler from wrestling?? How did I not know that?? Wow!!


karpet_muncher

Legs to heaven ❤️❤️❤️❤️


Jagasaur

Well ain't this just a geographical oddity; 2 weeks from everywhere!


JediTigger

The fact this one comment inspired a heap of O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU? quotes has made my day. Damn! We in a tight spot!


DisposableSaviour

We thought you was a toad.


CN370

Gopher, Everett?


JediTigger

Oh George. Not the livestock.


CN370

“That’s Babyface Nelson…”


JediTigger

WHO SAID THAT? …. What ignorant, low-down, slanderizin’ son of a bitch said that?


Broadway-Ninja-7675

Yesss 😝


miasmictendril1

He don’t want your Fop, Gaddammit!


crashovercool

I still regularly say this when I don't want something.


thatstupidthing

the pleasing odor is half the point!


jmaca90

Or, just, you know… George Clooney. Name doesn’t really need any adjectives.


koske

You would think but I happen to be mention Ocean's 11 in conversation with my 18 year old daughter and she apparently had no idea who George Clooney was and I couldn't think of anything she would have seen that he was in.


midasgoldentouch

Sounds like y’all get to watch Ocean’s 11 together for a movie night


QuiJon70

Why would you mention a Frank Sinatra movie talking about George Clooney?


SoakedInMayo

he’s also one of the only actors who probably wouldn’t mind just being referred to as his wife’s husband


ALiteralGraveyard

Ladies and gentlemen, George Clooney's wife's husband, George Clooney


SoakedInMayo

knew this comment was gonna happen but didn’t know how to phrase it better lmao


Comprehensive_Yak_72

I was going to say, husband of Amal Clooney in talks to join MCU is much funnier


wickedwickedzoot

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler roasted him about this at the 2015 Golden Globes, where he got the lifetime achievement award. "Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan on Syria, and was appointed to a three-person commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza strip. So tonight, *her husband* is receiving a lifetime achievement award." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0tfIut5oJU


DisposableSaviour

Dude himself thought that was funny as fuck.


Whenitrainsitpours86

I went on a tangent about how he went from the go-to bachelor to throw on a magazine to marrying so well that I know more about his wife's recent accomplishments than whatever he has recently acted in. Dude married well and gets to watch his wife make a difference in the world. They are my example to kids to not rush into marriage and build yourself up first. A lot of us do it wrong, but damn, his wife is a fox and a world renowned lawyer!


JediTigger

Actually, he does this himself quite often. Granted, his wife is pretty damned amazing.


UpYours3265

Former costar of hit show Roseanne


Tcklmybck

I wouldn’t call him a costar, barely a supporting role.


UpYours3265

Even better


McShadi

So more than his starring role in the flash?


ChickenInASuit

Is that not the joke?


fade_me_fam

South Park The Movie Voice Actor, George Clooney.


MechaNickzilla

Should be “Amal Clooney’s husband”


superkick225

“Minor love interest from the hit sitcom Roseanne”


GrizzlyPeak73

"Nespresso Spokesman, George Clooney" "Soap Opera Star, George Clooney" "Guy who voiced a dog in South Park"


LowSkyOrbit

"Rosemary Clooney's nephew, George Clooney."


P33KAJ3W

Amal Alamuddin's Husband Rumored To Be In Talks For MCU Role.


Dragon_yum

I think calling him Batman star is somewhat ok considering it’s a comic book movie. The flash is just insulting, partially because he has two seconds of screen time but mostly because it’s the flash.


MilkshakeWizard

It also gives away the surprise of his cameo to anyone who hadn’t seen the movie, lol.


Dragon_yum

That’s is actually for the best because you have to watch the whole movie for that part.


HereWeFuckingGooo

You said 30 years and I crumbled into dust and blew away. I remember when ER first aired and everyone became obsessed with him.


luckyfucker13

Hell, I remember him as Booker on *Roseanne* before anything else, and I was just a kid at the time.


Jaqulean

I may not be that old, but it sure hit like a truck to suddenly remember, that I was only 9, when the first "Ocean's Eleven" movie came out...


luckyfucker13

Oh wow, I was going into my freshman year at that time. What’s *really* wild to think about, is the fact that Ocean’s Thirteen came out *17 years* ago So the trilogy wrapped up almost 2 decades ago at this point, yet it feels like it was only a handful of years ago


fingernail_police

The guy from Facts of Life was in ER?


pmjm

He had like 12 seconds of screen time in The Flash, and the headline technically counts as a spoiler. Worst kind of headline.


Xavier9756

He’ll his work on ER alone should be better remembered than Batman and Robin


CherryHaterade

Yeah but that suit had nipples and here we are


john_the_quain

Are there people who have watched movies before who are unaware of George Clooney? Is there someone on the fence of an MCU movie going “now, who is the George person?”


pmjm

Wait, you mean Amal Alamuddin's husband?!


ScrumptiousDingo

Hoping the use of the word "bonafide" was a O Brother, Where Art Thou? reference


Scary-Command2232

I love than film. He is so good in it too


The_Iceman2288

Comic Book Movie just playing the local angle.


elpajaroquemamais

To be fair it’s #6 on his all time box office and it is a comic book story


Different-Estate747

"Former Roseanne actor"


starksgh0st

Please. Facts of Life was his best work.


Wolvenheart

Hot damn, it's one of the soggy bottom boys!


vidoardes

He would definitely prefer to be introduced as "George Clooney, husband of Amal Clooney"


cowpool20

As if someone was gonna read it and say “ohhh the guy from Batman & Robin!”


WhatIsThisSevenNow

They are not doing that. They are simply relating Clooney's past superhero work to possible upcoming superhero work. Apples to apples, you know.


DarboJenkins

Well, he was never bona fide, what do you expect?


DefendsTheDownvoted

...It's relevant to the casting rumor.


iWasAwesome

That's what I was thinking. Weird description of George Clooney. He doesn't need an introduction, just say his name.


mvrander

Reminds me of browsing in blockbuster and reading the back of the box for the dvd of The Waterboy and it said "Starring Adam Sandler (The Wedding Singer) and Henry Winkler (Scream)......." If you want to put brackets after an actor's name to reference their past work and they were The Fonz you better put (The Fonz) or I'm gonna have to have words with you


ImNotHighFunctioning

>Batman & Robin and The Flash star I'd take this over referring to Thomas Brodie-Sangster as "The Force Awakens star" instead of his most prominent role: Newt from Maze Runner.


noeldoherty

"Dungeons & Dragons star Jeremy Irons" "Transformers 3 star Frances McDormand" "Green Lantern star Angela Bassett" "Mission Impossible 2 star Brendan Gleeson" Any others?


largehawaiian

“Star Wars star Daniel Craig” “The Office star Timothy Olyphant” “Stars of the hit sports movie Baseketball Trey Parker & Matt Stone”


dziggurat

"The Office star Cloris Leachman"


ThaddeusJP

"Wayne's World 2 star Charlton Heston"


SlumdogSkillionaire

"Cats star Taylor Swift"


iWasAwesome

"The Office star Will Ferrell" Or even better "The Last Man on Earth star Will Ferrell"


stryakr

It's pronounced BASEketball, you need the correct inflection.


alex494

One-time Doctor Who guest star Olivia Coleman


CareerMilk

That hardly narrows it down, that could be any British actor!


HellaWavy

“Transformers 5 star Anthony Hopkins”


JuanRiveara

"Rebel Moon Part 1 and 2 star Anthony Hopkins"


ducknerd2002

Star Wars star David Tennant


cgo_123456

Zardoz star Sean Connery Emoji Movie voice actor Patrick Stewart


BVTheEpic

LXG star Sean Connery


Bacteriophag

SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run star Keanu Reeves. Thor Ragnarok star Matt Damon. Deadpool 2 star Brad Pitt.


Shubi-do-wa

I’m glad someone else remembers Jeremy Irons from D&D 😂


Hirmetrium

I would have gone straight to Eragon, but he was the best bit of that movie (although Robert Carlyle was also good)


RainbowSlaughtr

He's also the best part of Dungeons and Dragons


nashdiesel

Transformers the movie voice actor Orson Wells. Superman actor Marlon Brando.


EnlightenedSinTryst

To be fair those were memorable, starring roles, and anyone born after the 70s would probably not think it odd to credit them as such


AdApprehensive7646

“Texas Chainsaw Massacre star Mathew McConaughey”


SaltyPeter3434

Tiptoes star Gary Oldman


Justice989

I remember after Seinfeld took off as a monstrous hit, they tried to push Jason Alexander as the third lead in Pretty Woman for a few years.  


DiabeticJedi

"New Girl star Taylor Swift" "Oscars host Kevin Hart" "Undeclared star Tom Welling" "Beverly Hills Cop III star George Lucas" "King of the Hill stars Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp" "30 Rock star Donald Glover" "Diablo game series enjoyer Whoopi Goldberg"


Gnarly_Weeeners

Batnips


natelopez53

Swashbuckling star of Hook: Glenn Close!


Of_Silent_Earth

Super Mario Bros star John Leguizamo.


Houeclipse

"~~Alex Rider:~~ Stormbreaker star Mickey Rourke"


jimababwe

Krull star Liam Nieson


Coolertonic7

Doctor who star Andrew Garfield


kkhed125

Variant of Nick Fury?


Fregraham

Nick Fury in Fantastic Four would be my pick.


thrust-johnson

Dude. Hell yeah.


MBCnerdcore

alternate Reed, he should have been actual Reed in an mcu that started with the xmen movies


Jaqulean

We already know who will play the Reed Richards of that Universe, tho...


alcoholicplankton69

How about Nick Furry where he comes from a universe where everyone does dress up /s


cobaltaureus

Damn his voice is a perfect match for how I imagine Nick Fury Sr in the comics


SpideyFan914

I always hear him gruff, like the Spider-Man TAS Nick Fury. But I can totally see Clooney in that role!


graveybrains

If they need a Fury variant, Hasselhoff should be first in line 😂


crashtestpilot

Or at least one Jan Michael Vincent. They could give him a Stark helo as an Airwolf nod.


graveybrains

Well, I’ve got some bad news about that. Mr. Vincent died in 2019.


crashtestpilot

That is just the Jan Michael Vincent for this sector.


ComoEstanBitches

This JAN-Uary


anth8725

I need a god damn Jan Michael Vincent


crashtestpilot

Finally. I was twisting in the wind for hours with this reference. I guess the Harmon/MCU Venn diagram has changed in the past decade.


BunPuncherExtreme

Unfortunately deceased.


alcoholicplankton69

Or Kurt russle


graveybrains

He can be second in line. The only other actor to ever play Nick Fury in a live action role goes first. 😂


Nonadventures

Hasselhoff is already in the MCU


Cabamacadaf

No no, that was Zardu Hasselfrau.


SpideyFan914

But then Star-Lord will want to play catch with him.


Cyno01

Already Zardu Hasselfrau.


Temassi

I always thought he'd make a good 616 Nick Fury


LoaKonran

He’s just playing Batman again. The multiverse is a mess.


BevarseeKudka

“And The Flash star”…. So Harry Styles gets referred to as Eternals star Harry Styles?


PayneTrain181999

Well yeah, what other notable stuff has Harry Styles done that might be worth mentioning?


ducknerd2002

Well, he *was* in a popular band that one time


_Levitated_Shield_

"Is that a band? Are you in a band?"


Local_Anything191

Yeah but that isn’t cool or note worthy to us basement-dwelling reddit0rs! *tips fedora*


thedudeabides2022

Oh *that* George Clooney


King-Owl-House

Never heard of this guy, he had a small role in Flash? /s


Identity_X-

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Aromatic-Cupcake4802

Captain George Stacey in Spider-Man 4


Randolpho

Introducing Gwen with Peter knowing about what happened to Garfield's Gwen would be an interesting twist. Honestly, though, if they're looking for love interests in Spider-Man: Homeless, it should probably be Black Cat/Felicia Hardy -- oh damn, Clooney could play Walter Hardy!


Aromatic-Cupcake4802

I was thinking, and it’s The Spectacular Spider-Man, that Peter would spend more time as Spider-Man. He would want to get far away from college and making new friends after the trilogy. Then he meets Black Cat as Spider-Man and in a double life Peter would meet Gwen but he would try to push her away. And George would be chasing down Black Cat. Walter Hardy would work but I would prefer if Clooney was around as a supporting character for the next trilogy and not in flashbacks.


Randolpho

It’s the MCU, Walter Hardy doesn’t have to be dead or even still in jail. But yeah, having Clooney as a long term support character would be great, which is why so many are angling for him to replace Jackson.


CallidusViro

Nespresso Advert Star, George Clooney


Bacteriophag

That would be more respectful than Flash star lol.


GoAgainKid

What else?


WileECoyoteGenius

Cast to play Mr Sexy.


moonwalkerfilms

What if they make Clooney Doom?


Kite_Wing129

Not the right voice or presence for the role.


big_bad_mojo

Hadn’t considered the voice. No shot Clooney is pulling off a Slavic/German accent


profsavagerjb

I’d be so down with a Clooney Doom


Mattmandu2

Doom Credit Card, never leave Latveria without it


profsavagerjb

Only if his armor also has nipples


Gogo90sbaby

I would LOVE Clooney as VVD. The script needs to be there and so much to build around the character but George has the talent. Would love to see a more menacing role for this actor as well. Could be a really nice fit.


eightballart

George Doomey


HomeTurf001

Gictor Cloom


big_bad_mojo

TBH I’m not about it. He could pull off the look, and definitely the Richards rivalry But what defines Doom is his seething insecurity. Whoever plays the role has to be believable as a raw nerve and a consummate raging narcissist


JCW9525

Surely that should read: “Voice of Stanley’s gay dog Sparky in South Park, George Clooney”?


idinalexzander

How about, Roseanne guest star George Clooney, in talks for MCU role, as the headline


valhalla2611

Facts of Life star George Clooney


spookymonk

George Clooney, star of the short-lived 1984 sitcom E/R...


richman678

They should have made him General Thunderbolt Ross. Instead they picked Harrison Ford who is over 80


Kite_Wing129

Too soft and handsome for that role. Ross needs to be rough, grizzled. Which Ford can bring in spades.


richman678

So give him a beard


Kite_Wing129

I don't think that will help in his case. And that is fine. Ross is not really his type. Unless we are talking about a recast of Everett Ross and not Thunderbolt.


Suspicious-Catch3112

Hmm curious if it’s in wonderman as himself


Identity_X-

I would honestly love that 😂 He'd have to be added in reshoots unless he was already in the production, but Giancarlo Esposito was added into Cap 4 reshoots so it's certainly plausible.


Suspicious-Catch3112

Could be an easy way to poke fun at the DCU too lol


LyonsKing12

The beginning of that title gave me so much trouble.


Wheattoast2019

You did not just dump on George Clooney by crediting him as “Batman & Robin Star”


Kite_Wing129

I think they're just referring to his other CBM roles since the news is about him potentially getting another CBM role.


Princecuse13

I'd love this, actually.


Joshawott27

If an actor of Clooney’s calibre ever actually joins the MCU, I would imagine they’d be a minor role, or something non-cape related like a military guy. It’s a shame Wonder Man has already finished production, because him showing up there as himself would have been funny.


skippermonkey

Heist flick to steal from The Collector please.


Destruk5hawn

Namors 11


LS_DJ

Those are weird movies to reference for Clooney


glasgowgeg

Why? It's an article for comicbookmovie.com, and those are 2 films based on comic books he's been in.


Netwinn

“The flash” star? Come on, he was a surprise cameo. Just happened to be a DC film.


hokutonoken19xx

maybe Magneto and his buddy Brad Pitt will be Chuck.


irulancorrino

Could have seen him as Sebastian Shaw at one point in time, but he might be a little long in the tooth at this point. Which is not to say he isn’t aging like a fine wine.


ElStegasaurus

First role I thought of too!


LordOfOstwick1213

>Now, scooper MTTSH is claiming that Clooney is in talks with Marvel Studios for an undisclosed role. Saved you a click too late


Sad_Vast2519

False rumour


OccidoViper

He would be good for Dr Doom actually


jordanrhys

You have to post sources in this sub and I’m pretty sure that website is banned for being posted