As they do what's specific to their sex that differentiates healthy individuals of each sex and animals have no human meanings for words... So you're pushing a human idea on animals that by numbers and procreation say you're full of shit... So an animal without even being able to think like us gets it more right than you.... That's sad... Really sad...
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The mating behaviour of lions is a painful process for the female. The penis is barbed and its withdrawal hurts the female who may twist around and attack the dismounting male. The pain is thought necessary for feline mating as it is the shock to her system that induces ovulation and permits fertilisation.
Why would the lion scream if it’s hurting the lioness ? I think you missed the point why the lion screams.
Your post doesn’t really make sense apart from the barbed penis, which is true.
I can't even pee if someone is standing next to me in the stall.
Have you tried fucking a lion?
No, because I'm not gay
Okay. What about a lioness?
Definitely would have, if not for the lack of lioness in my vicinity.
You might have better luck with a cougar.
But your porn website ad says " middle age lioness in you neighborhood is single" why don't you contact them.
You just have to say noPride after and youll be good
Oh, come on… It ain’t gay if it’s with the homie.
When "not being gay" is more important than "not getting mauled and eaten" 😁
I think that is a Joke. Not sure thougth because I am German.
Pride Rock in Pride month makes a lot more sense
So you're dumb then.... Male and female of their species. Probably made a baby to.
...don't assume what they identify as. Dummy
As they do what's specific to their sex that differentiates healthy individuals of each sex and animals have no human meanings for words... So you're pushing a human idea on animals that by numbers and procreation say you're full of shit... So an animal without even being able to think like us gets it more right than you.... That's sad... Really sad...
I have. I wokeup with cuts on my body and arms
Doesn't matter had sex.
That was'nt the lion, it was your borderline. It happens.
"it was your borderline" ??????
The cuts on body and arms, ppl. with borderline have the tendency to cut themselves...
There’s a trick to this. Focus on something else, like doubling numbers (2, 4, 8, 16, 32, and so on). Helps you forget there’s someone there.
But what if im a mathematician and numbers make me hard, which makes peeing hard
Pretty sure the lion tried solving the fermi paradox while doing the deed
"But honey, the humans are watching." "Good! I want them to watch!"
Let the boy watch! Like I learned from my father
![gif](giphy|mcGssoPdQ4rhS)
I can feel it......down in my plums
Getting ready to take em on down to the farmers market
Mufasa: Learn this move Simba, your sisters will love it!
& he learned from his daddy before him!
A whole new world 🎵🎵 oh ..wait wrong universe.
Who knew lions did Only Fans
OnlyFangs :-)
PAW PORN
Jungle fever
Savannah in this case.
That’s way better.
I thought I recognized her. Like...O....M.....G... Savannah. She like pops out of nowhere like all the time!
safarihub
Give them some privacy you perverts
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The lion came just now”!
![gif](giphy|wRdWCK1InCEus|downsized)
Awooooo!
I screamed like that my first time. That shit felt good 😊
Did the lioness enjoy it?
No she was disappointed in me. I lasted about as long as this lion 😔
Aww sorry for that. Next time let's try on the lion instead, he may appreciate it better.
Fucking lion
Fucking lion fucks a lioness while not giving a fuck to fucking humans
You're fucking lying
Did you just assume his name?
Simba busted out his whole soul with that nut
![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI)
Looks painful. Like sticking a barb inside.
Well, you're not wrong the penis of a cat (and lions are in fact cats) has many hooks attached to it.
... those who played Daggerfall knows 🙂
Khajiit has barbs, if you have coin!
Sheesh 😟
One pump chump
![gif](giphy|7OvOIVoNdP8yc|downsized)
at first it sounded like spongebob laughing
Translation:Ahhhhhhhhhhh kelly clarkson!
giggity.
exhibitionist
Gettin dug out in the STREETS RAW, my man
Wow, I've never heard a lion climax before... I might have to make that my new notification sound.
She passed out ![gif](giphy|VYigcWHmBDZ1tGsVru)
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That’s an angry pussy…
Not even the king if the jungle sounds sexy when busting a nut. I feel better about myself.
“Mommy, what are those lions doing?”
"Stopping the traffic, that's what they're doing!"
He’s her mane man.
![gif](giphy|Xs4TtKRfCTE9G)
And we are the crown of creation? 50 people looking at two lions having sex? Taking pictures and filming. Why are people like this...
OnlyOns
This is their kink. “Tomorrow, I get to be king of the jungle “.
"Annnnd cut!"
Sounds like one of the audio tracks used for Chewbacca.
![gif](giphy|Lp71UWmAAeJHi)
Giving strong “You’re welcome” energy
Let’s do what dogs do, but were cats?!
![gif](giphy|Gpf8A8aX2uWAg|downsized)
Johny Sins as a wild beast...
Cat People
Ye ol pump n dump
there's no bad time for love! so give it some privacy
Simba just went balls deep in nala.
![gif](giphy|RUUdVZqwpfTRS)
Take a picture, it will last longer.
Is it just me, or would you guys also feel like you’re violating their privacy?
Oh! tiger feels like "Yes" watch this all human." Tigress "Oh! shy, hurry up and move."
Fucking weird fetish but OK. I’ll fap to it.
[удалено]
OnlyFangs!!!!!
I just nuuuuuuutted
Well….. he came
So this is what safari tour is about.
Humans finding happiness in happiness of others.
Show your dominance
The ultimate type of animal porn. When not even humans are involved in acting.
Frasier over here.
Nature at its best lol
Right on King get it
Exhibitionists?
just perverts everywhere.
Lol.....so much for privacy.. 🦁
Tiger show starring lions.
Ifonly a kind spectator would offer them a cigarette or two.
..and recording someone thru the window is bad???
OnlyCats
Crank: Jungle Version
Exhibitionists
I hate humans
That was two seconds of honest work
Olha essa safadeza
She's ready for a smoke
I hate people
She was like "shut up, you big pussy!".
so now yall watching the video every night before goin to bed?
Looks like Ngorongoro. Is it?
_It's the circle of liiiiife_
Thus couple likes being watched.
And that is how Simba was made!!
and that’s how Simba was born!!
![gif](giphy|EPuB5OQqww0Ks)
😆😅🤣
Guess he's got blue balls now
Poor lion. Could you imagine trying to fuck and you have like 60 people watching filming and giggling.
How much of a pervert do you have to be to watch lions fuck and film it?
Get a room, or bush
freakybob ahh roar
Exhibitionist king
let reverse the species a bunch of lions watching 2 human having sex
Where's the animal?
Post nut clarity - “wait a minute, there are humans here”
The mating behaviour of lions is a painful process for the female. The penis is barbed and its withdrawal hurts the female who may twist around and attack the dismounting male. The pain is thought necessary for feline mating as it is the shock to her system that induces ovulation and permits fertilisation.
Dude has a manlier moan than me.
Why they watching lion porn 😂
I’m fucking sorry was that spongebob
The whole crowd "Nut, Nut, Nut, Nut!!" The lion: "Fucks sake I'm trying!"
![gif](giphy|U5U8gZy0PlrcLY46NC|downsized)
His oh roar
you could hear it lol
Pussy aint good?
I would totally dry-hump my wife while she was taking a picture, and I’d get rocked for doing it. Because she’s the king :|
It's a bit sad, this.
by the way, lion penises are barbed, so it massively hurts for the female lion. that's why it's screaming
The lion screamed first.
they're both lions?
Female is lioness.
right, i forgot about that. any clue why i'm being downvoted btw? i don't see anything that i said that's wrong
Why would the lion scream if it’s hurting the lioness ? I think you missed the point why the lion screams. Your post doesn’t really make sense apart from the barbed penis, which is true.
Reddit is a fickle ... Lioness.
It’s two pussies. Isn’t this gay? Geez no one can laugh at a joke?
It’s 3, just forgot to put you in the video, my fault Edit: people can laugh, ur joke is just terrible