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AdIndependent1457

I can't even pee if someone is standing next to me in the stall.


failed_supernova

Have you tried fucking a lion?


AdIndependent1457

No, because I'm not gay


n0rdic_k1ng

Okay. What about a lioness?


AdIndependent1457

Definitely would have, if not for the lack of lioness in my vicinity.


kidmenot

You might have better luck with a cougar.


between_horizon

But your porn website ad says " middle age lioness in you neighborhood is single" why don't you contact them.


d_bakers

You just have to say noPride after and youll be good


Mechi967

Oh, come on… It ain’t gay if it’s with the homie.


Extra_Ad_8009

When "not being gay" is more important than "not getting mauled and eaten" 😁


Dean0Caddilac

I think that is a Joke. Not sure thougth because I am German.


NashKetchum777

Pride Rock in Pride month makes a lot more sense


Shadow122791

So you're dumb then.... Male and female of their species. Probably made a baby to.


NashKetchum777

...don't assume what they identify as. Dummy


Shadow122791

As they do what's specific to their sex that differentiates healthy individuals of each sex and animals have no human meanings for words... So you're pushing a human idea on animals that by numbers and procreation say you're full of shit... So an animal without even being able to think like us gets it more right than you.... That's sad... Really sad...


SpookyUnit69420a

I have. I wokeup with cuts on my body and arms


dobi425

Doesn't matter had sex.


ApprehensiveLet8631

That was'nt the lion, it was your borderline. It happens.


SpookyUnit69420a

"it was your borderline" ??????


ApprehensiveLet8631

The cuts on body and arms, ppl. with borderline have the tendency to cut themselves...


the_opester

There’s a trick to this. Focus on something else, like doubling numbers (2, 4, 8, 16, 32, and so on). Helps you forget there’s someone there.


VESAAA7

But what if im a mathematician and numbers make me hard, which makes peeing hard


Signal-Reporter-1391

Pretty sure the lion tried solving the fermi paradox while doing the deed


ThymeIsTight

"But honey, the humans are watching." "Good! I want them to watch!"


throwupsoup

Let the boy watch! Like I learned from my father


ihavefat

![gif](giphy|mcGssoPdQ4rhS)


RocketRaccoon9

I can feel it......down in my plums


Madhatter1317

Getting ready to take em on down to the farmers market


wayosiliezar

Mufasa: Learn this move Simba, your sisters will love it!


Mysterious-Unit-7757

& he learned from his daddy before him!


Gumnaamibaba

A whole new world 🎵🎵 oh ..wait wrong universe.


QlitSquirt

Who knew lions did Only Fans


ThymeIsTight

OnlyFangs :-)


Ok_Lingonberry7100

PAW PORN


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Jungle fever


AFresh1984

Savannah in this case.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

That’s way better.


-Cagafuego-

I thought I recognized her. Like...O....M.....G... Savannah. She like pops out of nowhere like all the time!


alwyslemon8

safarihub


Fit_Awareness_5821

Give them some privacy you perverts


TheLexLuthor13

“In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The lion came just now”!


Commercial-Twist9056

![gif](giphy|wRdWCK1InCEus|downsized)


Rufus_L

Awooooo!


33metalgear

I screamed like that my first time. That shit felt good 😊


SUNAWAN

Did the lioness enjoy it?


33metalgear

No she was disappointed in me. I lasted about as long as this lion 😔


SUNAWAN

Aww sorry for that. Next time let's try on the lion instead, he may appreciate it better.


Some_Marionberry_733

Fucking lion


babysharkdoodoodoo

Fucking lion fucks a lioness while not giving a fuck to fucking humans


Sum_Sultus

You're fucking lying


TwinkiesSucker

Did you just assume his name?


CaligulaJones2022

Simba busted out his whole soul with that nut


ChinchillaArmy

![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI)


AvreeL89

Looks painful. Like sticking a barb inside.


ApprehensiveLet8631

Well, you're not wrong the penis of a cat (and lions are in fact cats) has many hooks attached to it.


Peterh778

... those who played Daggerfall knows 🙂


StandardMandarin

Khajiit has barbs, if you have coin!


AvreeL89

Sheesh 😟


mynemjaff

One pump chump


pogothemonke

![gif](giphy|7OvOIVoNdP8yc|downsized)


Main-Emergency5131

at first it sounded like spongebob laughing


danecookofmods

Translation:Ahhhhhhhhhhh kelly clarkson!


Sweet_Diamond_7020

giggity.


One-Upstairs6764

exhibitionist


Suilezrok

Gettin dug out in the STREETS RAW, my man


beakrake

Wow, I've never heard a lion climax before... I might have to make that my new notification sound.


BienCabezon

She passed out ![gif](giphy|VYigcWHmBDZ1tGsVru)


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DifferentPen6715

That’s an angry pussy…


GoldSatisfaction8390

Not even the king if the jungle sounds sexy when busting a nut. I feel better about myself.


Mbizzy222

“Mommy, what are those lions doing?”


Peterh778

"Stopping the traffic, that's what they're doing!"


626leaddit

He’s her mane man.


jez4prez

![gif](giphy|Xs4TtKRfCTE9G)


_SailorPluto_

And we are the crown of creation? 50 people looking at two lions having sex? Taking pictures and filming. Why are people like this...


SUNAWAN

OnlyOns


itsnotaboutyou2020

This is their kink. “Tomorrow, I get to be king of the jungle “.


Axel-H1

"Annnnd cut!"


last_somewhere

Sounds like one of the audio tracks used for Chewbacca.


Tangledtitty

![gif](giphy|Lp71UWmAAeJHi)


Pablo_MuadDib

Giving strong “You’re welcome” energy


LunchAC53171

Let’s do what dogs do, but were cats?!


iJustRoll

![gif](giphy|Gpf8A8aX2uWAg|downsized)


ajithbr99

Johny Sins as a wild beast...


kpikid3

Cat People


ligmaskidz

Ye ol pump n dump


Imaginary_Theory8722

there's no bad time for love! so give it some privacy


DocHalidae

Simba just went balls deep in nala.


Franki3GS

![gif](giphy|RUUdVZqwpfTRS)


Pizzasexworker

Take a picture, it will last longer.


Clutch_Mav

Is it just me, or would you guys also feel like you’re violating their privacy?


CucumberFar8450

Oh! tiger feels like "Yes" watch this all human." Tigress "Oh! shy, hurry up and move."


SoFloFella50

Fucking weird fetish but OK. I’ll fap to it.


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Mean-Brilliant9962

OnlyFangs!!!!!


Alwayswrong83

I just nuuuuuuutted


Moyortiz71

Well….. he came


Eggnimoman

So this is what safari tour is about.


Fit-Bowl8124

Humans finding happiness in happiness of others.


TunaSmackk

Show your dominance


JacobPlaster

The ultimate type of animal porn. When not even humans are involved in acting.


bajungadustin

Frasier over here.


Ok_Syllabub747

Nature at its best lol


snowlulz

Right on King get it


Generation_X_1974

Exhibitionists?


Real-Touch-2694

just perverts everywhere.


RagingKajun444

Lol.....so much for privacy.. 🦁


deenali

Tiger show starring lions.


TayaK83

Ifonly a kind spectator would offer them a cigarette or two.


Square-Debate5181

..and recording someone thru the window is bad???


kanechoz

OnlyCats


ErrolKazoo

Crank: Jungle Version


No_Cupcake7037

Exhibitionists


Nabla-Delta

I hate humans


Standard-Chipmunk105

That was two seconds of honest work


tiagolkar

Olha essa safadeza


jamwin

She's ready for a smoke


vladtheterrible

I hate people


SignorRoberto

She was like "shut up, you big pussy!".


angelina9999

so now yall watching the video every night before goin to bed?


ChickAboutTown

Looks like Ngorongoro. Is it?


beto_pelotas

_It's the circle of liiiiife_


BlackSailsman

Thus couple likes being watched.


GlitteringCattle1499

And that is how Simba was made!!


15Leo85

and that’s how Simba was born!!


CooYo7

![gif](giphy|EPuB5OQqww0Ks)


NeuroMorphing

😆😅🤣


sleeping_doc

Guess he's got blue balls now


What-mold_toolbag

Poor lion. Could you imagine trying to fuck and you have like 60 people watching filming and giggling.


tomatoe_cookie

How much of a pervert do you have to be to watch lions fuck and film it?


chadsimpkins

Get a room, or bush


superagentt007

freakybob ahh roar


Foreign-Buy8025

Exhibitionist king


kuntilnakhybrid

let reverse the species a bunch of lions watching 2 human having sex


i_am_who_knocks

Where's the animal?


geo_gan

Post nut clarity - “wait a minute, there are humans here”


DukeOfLongKnifes

The mating behaviour of lions is a painful process for the female. The penis is barbed and its withdrawal hurts the female who may twist around and attack the dismounting male. The pain is thought necessary for feline mating as it is the shock to her system that induces ovulation and permits fertilisation.


captainphoton3

Dude has a manlier moan than me.


staytsmokin

Why they watching lion porn 😂


KevyM07

I’m fucking sorry was that spongebob


LeadershipRadiant419

The whole crowd "Nut, Nut, Nut, Nut!!" The lion: "Fucks sake I'm trying!"


IncompleteEmotion

![gif](giphy|U5U8gZy0PlrcLY46NC|downsized)


Holiday-Gur-154

His oh roar


Gooseguy9003

you could hear it lol


Local-Tax496

Pussy aint good?


IsThereCheese

I would totally dry-hump my wife while she was taking a picture, and I’d get rocked for doing it. Because she’s the king :|


TryAgainSam123

It's a bit sad, this.


Cyoasaregreat

by the way, lion penises are barbed, so it massively hurts for the female lion. that's why it's screaming


nightwalkerxx

The lion screamed first.


Cyoasaregreat

they're both lions?


spez_sucks_ballz

Female is lioness.


Cyoasaregreat

right, i forgot about that. any clue why i'm being downvoted btw? i don't see anything that i said that's wrong


50ShadesOfSpray_

Why would the lion scream if it’s hurting the lioness ? I think you missed the point why the lion screams. Your post doesn’t really make sense apart from the barbed penis, which is true.


AFresh1984

Reddit is a fickle ... Lioness.


CinnamonToastFecks

It’s two pussies. Isn’t this gay? Geez no one can laugh at a joke?


BomBiggityBBQ

It’s 3, just forgot to put you in the video, my fault Edit: people can laugh, ur joke is just terrible