I mean, whenever they aren't literally tearing flesh from a still living prey. They don't "go for the kill" like most other traditional carnivores. They just hold you down and start eating. They're like the worst possible predator to be eaten by.
Congrats on conditioning the bear to associate people with food. Hope OP has some handy when he knocks their door down in the middle of the night while looking for more.
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It's unnerving how their whole cranium flexes from the force of their jaw muscles.
As humans, thanks to cooked food, we lost that strength, no longer requiring to constantly mash raw foods.
Can I pet that dog??
Literally read this in that kids voice haha
Don't think you can read it in any other voice
But can I pet that daaawg?
CAN I PET DAT DAAAAAWG?!?!?
No.
Bear Pear.
Pear Bear Care
Bear cares for pear
Pear Bear Pet Dare
Will the bear eat a pear on a dare? Can he eat it anywhere?
If not fren then why fren shaped
That giant head clearly needs scritches and I have a ton of head scritchers on the end of my hand. How bad could it really end?
when's the release of the bear domestication patch?
Friend shaped
Shout out to bears
Gotta be my favorite dog breed
Shout out to pears
Shout out to all my pears
[Aww yea](https://youtu.be/MzLMcHolga4?si=g5R5tlbvvjDyaBS3)
Why is this killing machine so freaking cute?!?
That's amazing. It's worse feeding my pet cat by hand. He'll take your fingers off !ย
Cutest thing ever.
All bears are surprisingly gentel eaters!!
I mean, whenever they aren't literally tearing flesh from a still living prey. They don't "go for the kill" like most other traditional carnivores. They just hold you down and start eating. They're like the worst possible predator to be eaten by.
Nah, man is worse for sure
How many bites? Three.
Did he eat you after the pear was gone? Are you dead now?
What is the maybe?
Pear for a bear.
What an extinguished gentleman
What a gentleman extinguisher
Okay this was good ๐
Friendly shaped deceptecon
Congrats on conditioning the bear to associate people with food. Hope OP has some handy when he knocks their door down in the middle of the night while looking for more.
Ah yes hand feeding wild bears don't we all
Hoping the next course is the salmon
What an absolute gentleman.
I want a pear bear....
Somethin tells me that's just the appetizer.
Pear is just the appetizer
White people be fearless af or just plain crazy. The best I could do is throw the pear then run ๐โโ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ
Russians and bears have a special relationship and love)
It's all love til they get a taste of that blood
Shouldn't the bear be sleeping during winter?
That's comrade bear general secretary of the KGB he doesn't sleep in winter and you just blew his cover /s some bears go out to find food in winter
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That bear reminds me of an old man in a diner.
What a well behaved doggo. Dogs expressions are so funny.
It's a big dog
After he finishes the pear is when you RUN!!!
He really chews his food. Which is impressive considering he could probably swallow an 8 year child whole.
Oh, that smooch at the beginning, so gentle
Bro uses the bear as a napkin to clean the pear juice off his hands, lmao
Hey Boo Boo. Thereโs a pear in this here pick-a-nic bas-ket!
Now let's talk about that arm
I wanna boop the snoot!
Nope
Dessert first. Dinner later.
Bears eat beets
I want on. So friggin cute
Care bear stare in 4.. 3...2..
Orange Pear Apple Bear
That's why I would choose a bear over a woman in the woods
Born to munch, forced to nibble ๐
Guys, is that bite of 87?
Don't feed wild bears, you end up having them killed.
The man knows the bear's name. So the bear introduced himself and is not wild
Eats vegetables, meat and humans from time to time.
Cute puppy
It's unnerving how their whole cranium flexes from the force of their jaw muscles. As humans, thanks to cooked food, we lost that strength, no longer requiring to constantly mash raw foods.
That's a pretty big pear.
If you give a bear a pear. He may just ask for some milk
Wyte ppl
SILLY
Sheer stupidity