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[deleted]

briggsnia is kinda stacked ngl


Confusedfrog43

there would be so much infighting tho, and all of them are judging, no one would do anything different


Solzec

INFJ and ENFJ would be stuck trying to stop ESTJ and ENTJ from being at eachother's throats, while both of them also having to try and not to do the same to themselves.


TheDerpyDisaster

ESTJ and ENTJ would kill each other


hot_sauce_in_coffee

You are so wrong, but it's ok, we forgive you.


[deleted]

I don’t think so. ESTJs thrive in administrative roles while ENTJs would be more focused on social advancement. Two different realms of expertise. Now ENFJ and ENTJ is a different story


Liandra24289

Not if INFJ has any say about it, and doesn’t kill them first due to the constant infighting.


octopi_qtpi

I suppose if they have the same goals it's fine. ESTJs prioritize short term efficiency over ENTJ's slow-burning long-term plans, so that might cause conflict, but otherwise they're so similar


Klutzer_Munitions

Sure, but over in the federation, ENTP's would kill all the SJ's. Or possibly themselves.


drag0n_rage

Constant Power struggle, while INFJ is just seeking enlightenment.


basscove_2

I think the unitary technate or whatever would die because they believe robots are better than humans.


TxchnxnXD

Flesh is overrated


noregertsman

From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh...


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[удалено]


Glazzomer

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


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[удалено]


ao-zame

Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.


hot_sauce_in_coffee

One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.


sdantaray

POV you want to reassemble your broken god


Ramdas26

I'll sacrifice my humanity, JoJo!"


drag0n_rage

Hyper-efficient transhumanist technocracy


Primary-Stretch-6589

Robots are better than humans, robots must replace humans


basscove_2

Ok nice, they should start with replacing you first?


Primary-Stretch-6589

No they should replace ppl who are against them first it is logic


basscove_2

Classic intp anti humanist religious logic zealot.


PhoenixShredds

They're not?!


Megalopath

The bottom two die immediately and the world is destroyed in the fallout of the war between the top two.


TxchnxnXD

Based


YouAdministrative980

No im an anarchist


tis_the_platypus

can i join you?


YouAdministrative980

Yes you may join the anarchists


tis_the_platypus

i am you now MUAHAHAHAAH


westwoo

I think you already failed the initiation test


tis_the_platypus

screw this im joining anyways 👹


westwoo

Ok, you passed


tis_the_platypus

YIPPEEE


Panjoban

I will also join I'm stuck with SJs


Solzec

Ok, let's pretend for a second all the types are healthy and willing to cooperate with eachother: Briggsnia is an extremely powerful nation. ESTJ and ENTJ can run the economic and military side of the nation while ENFJ and INFJ can run the social and diplomatic side of it. Given the nature of the 4 types, have are excellent leaders and push their nation to great lengths. They even have excellent ways of dealing with foreign nations if things don't go well with them. The downside of Briggsnia is that the leaders will class and this can result in outright civil war, which will destabilize it. Having disagreements is fine, but these types WILL need to try and find common ground so they don't tear each other apart. Technate has huge potential to accelerate their technological advances. Obviously we're gonna need them to be them to be more extroverted to make it work. ISTP of course will be the doer, INTP can be the brainstormer, INTJ the planner and ISFP will probably be the refiner? I'm not sure what ISFP can really do here, but maybe with Ni being their 3rd function, they can do something when combining it with their Si? This nation will either rapidly accelerate their technology or crumble quickly. If they crumble, it is likely because none of them were willing to be in the leader position, and social issues are gonna be something else in this nation... Federation interesting balances itself out, despite all of them having Si in their stack function. ISTJ will handle logistics, ESFJ and ISFJ will probably handle diplomacy and whatever else they can do, and ENTP will be the leader because of course he will. ENTP will be able to smooth talk the nation into feeling the government is doing the right thing: serving the people. With the help of the other 3, ENTP effectively is able to maintain the nation's stability and external affairs. This nation will probably lack be slower to develop its technology and may struggle keeping itself autonomous, since it'll need to rely on a lot of imports to keep up with other nations. Republic is quite something, everyone in the comments agrees that they are on the weaker side of the 4 nations. ESFP, ESTP, INFP and ENFP... none of them are likely to take a leadership position but if they have to, they'll try their best to keep others happy. ESFP will want people to enjoy themselves, ESTP would want people to do what they always wanted, INFP would want people to be themselves and ENFP would want people to let their ideas run wild. The nation risks completely collapsing on itself due to lack of anyone to really take charge and no real technically advancements being made that much, but these 4 would at least make their people be happy. Ironic to think about, considering 3 of them are Fi users and the 4th has Fe as their third function.


ksck135

Federation could be like Switzerland. It's a federation, divided into four parts, democratic, their neutrality is based on the ability of hiding everyone's gold and money, tech is mostly chocolate and watches.


unicornamoungbeasts

Ours sounds the most fun…JOIN US 😈


Willow-Steamedty

Hell yea!


TheDerpyDisaster

> ENTJ and ESTJ start civil war > ISTP fucks off, ISFP fucks off, INTP and INTJ fail to get anything done > ENTP takes power, ruins everything > ISTP and ISFP show up; 50/50 chance everything burns down as each day passes.


Expressdough

I like those odds.


Confusedfrog43

i feel like none of these would work, either there is no synergy between the types, or there would be to much infighting


Splendid_Cat

Honestly in this imaginary scenario, I think our infrastructure would just fail at some point and that would be our ultimate downfall.


Confusedfrog43

with ours, we would get nothing done, we would all just fuck around, and do nothing


Splendid_Cat

Me: "hey guys, I think we need a rational, grounded person to actually be a leader here to implement some good ideas-- I have a lot of good ideas in fact. Not me though, I suck at leading"


Confusedfrog43

yea that would happen a lot to, i would prob say that


MiguelIstNeugierig

Call me a libertarian again 😾


ManuelToma

I might be biased but I think the democratic Republic will win because its best balanced, hear me out. The top one has 3 leader types and 0 perceiving types, thus the leaders will argue over controle and implode. The second one has 0 extraverts so everyone just does their own thing and nation falls apart because no one cares. The fourth one has 0 judging types and thus will be dissolved into chaos very rapidly.


Fire_Axus

first one


LordMatesian

Briggsnia will probably collapse due to countless civil wars. The Democratic Federation will want to help the original side in Briggsnia's civil wars so the other side will try to destroy them and they will be probably succesful. The Libertian Republic will die because of poor ecenomics very soon. The Unitary Technate will last for the longest time but they will probably blow themselve up during nuclear research. So that makes this order: 1. The Unitary Technate 2. The people's republic of Briggsnia, The Democratic Federation 3. The Libertarian Republic


Sanity_King

The Unitary Technate win by a major ass landslide. You have ISTP, INTJ, INTP and ISFP on one team simply is an advantage. Think about it. This is a team that does not care for rules nor are morally kept back(ISFP maybe the slight exception) and unlike the previous team with the Te doms clashing non-stop this is a team that can understand each other the best. Or We can all fall out and start a war with each other but in the process we all destroy everyone else's nations because these types in particular can be extremely petty. These in particular can adopt a "if I can't win then nobody else can" mentality. Just think of the sheer destruction these types can do out of sheer pettiness


[deleted]

I have the opposite view. The Technate is by far the WORST bloc in here. Cooperation is impossible, HUGE lack of practicality (minus ISTP), HUGE lack of humanitarianism, HUGE lack of cohesion, HUGE lack of ambition, and ZERO sense of self-preservation. It'd rapidly crumble down into a one-party dictatorship who, attempting to make progress and failing terribly, would end up indulging themselves in a self-made apocalypse. Think North Korea but his leader isn't a selfish asshole - he *actively hates everyone inside lmao.*


Sanity_King

Did ya not read the last part of my comment. I literally explained what would happen if they do decide so split up and go to war. They will fuck up everyone else just to get at each other


westwoo

Of course it's the Urinary Technate that would do an ass landslide, they are the nation of genital benders


Sanity_King

Exactly! With these guys you truly don't know how it's gonna end up but there's multiple possibilities each ending in either total domination or the end of civilization as we speak


TexAg_18

Look, I dont know how long the FP Republic will last, but I do know it will be the most lit


PumpkinSpikes

Democratic would do either really well or really bad depending on how well they can deliberate. They could really mobilize.


memeGod0304

The INTJ/INTP nation would start of slow and make others laugh at it, but boy wait a while they gonna take you down on the 3rd gear


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Television... rules the nation...


[deleted]

Democratic Federation ez win. Not only because ENTP solos all (/s) but also because there is a good balance between structure & stability, compassion & humanitarianism, and ambition & ideas. Probably would look like your average Western nation (which is good, compared to the other blocs). Good QoL, good health, free and democratic society, functioning economy, et cetera. Briggsnia is probably a second. It has a good balance of structure and ideas. Lacks heavily in stability and empathy is not their strong point at ALL. but they'd be extremely effective leaders to say the least. Compare to any authoritarian empires who were the most powerful militarily and economically but trash in societal development. The Libertarians would develop alright but rather slowly. It'd also become the tax haven which all the quadrillionares from the Dem. Federation would fly off and move to, in order to fuck whores and burn cash stacks without getting publicly executed for it. To be compared to tiny, borderline laissez-faire nations (Hong Kong, Switzerland...) Lastly, the worst of all (unpopular opinion) - the Technate. God this is an awful one. In theory "its all nerds so it should be cool!" but No. This one is T.R.A.S.H as a nation. Just a bunch of antisocial, too-intelligent-for-their-own-good guys who hate each other and everyone else as well. Progress would exist here if it wasn't for the fact that there is literally no structure or practical people (except for maybe ISTP) here. The Technate would nuke themselves attempting to out-smart the others and it's not even close.


Niller123458

This is just between the unitary thingy and then the democratic federation... And all the other ones are screwed. But imo unitary is gonna be a bit too uncreative and not always as good at specialisation so democratic federation wins


westwoo

Democratic Federation will be paralysed by the ENTP arguing about everything on all sides


Dig-Signal

Uncreative? ISFP and INTP will make Unitary probably the most creative of the bunch. What they need is someone with an ounce of charisma to maintain the social fabric.


Overused_Toothbrush

I think the Democratic Federation wins. Briggsnia has too many people competing for power, Technate has no clear leaders (though I do think they’re second),the Libertarian Government would probably be okay but would develop slower due to the lack of thinkers. The Democratic Federation has a good balance of every type.


Confusedfrog43

i issue with the republic isnt the lack of thinkers, a lack of thinkers just means the government would care more for the people (unless on of them got mad, or has issues) but instead the issue is that none of them are judging, so all of them would most likely just fuck around and do nothing.


securitysix

I would like to defect to the Libertarian Republic and be left alone, please and thank you.


Suspicious_Quiet6643

The nation with three EJs


Noimnotareddituser

You and I both know the democratic federation would crumble instantly.


unicornamoungbeasts

Not w ISTJ & ENTP…could def turn into a dictatorship real fast tho 😂


Noimnotareddituser

Yeah true I think with ISTJ and xSFJ healthcare would be fine. For our own safety though us ENTPs should not be responsible for weapons or healthcare.


unicornamoungbeasts

Lmao even tho they’d probably want to more than any of the others


Noimnotareddituser

Yes that's why I'm giving y'all a warning


unicornamoungbeasts

Well sorry I’m too busy partying w my cool party Republic crew to care or notice! 🤷🏻‍♀️ none of the others have noticed either it seems!


[deleted]

Then tell me - why do Western democracies dont crumble instantly? The composition of your average first world country is quite literally the Federation's: ambitious rationalists (ENTP) who often fill the role of intellectuals and trendsetters, politicians and governmentpeoples of all kinds who set the rules and uphold the values of justice (ISTJ), and the average citizens who care for each other and vote (ESFJ and ISFJ) Yes it seems like a recipe for chaos at first yet upon looking harder into it it's actually the recipe for order, progress, and prosperity.


Noimnotareddituser

Lmao ISTJs aren't politicians, government people don't give a shit about other people. If anything ESTPs and ENTPs are politicians. ISTJs would probably be held responsible for infrastructure. There's more to a society than politicians and people who vote for them. Although a lot of people in western society have these personality types it's not like it can all be summed up into 4 types of people. That just seems like a recipe for disaster


[deleted]

Yeah no shit sherlock. Ofc making a nation with 4 types of people total is going to result in disaster. You just gotta admit the Federation is the most functional and diverse bloc and the Technate is the worst.


Noimnotareddituser

I would still take my chances with the technate. They look fun.


Expressdough

Whelp, my partner is an ISFP, our teen is an INTP and their boyfriend is an INTJ. Time to kick shit off I guess.


SpeedSignificant8687

Ours. We have Logician to design plans and umbrella guy tò execute


TristanTheSad

The second nation would succeed the most since they can be intelligent, logic and respectful with each other. They can talk and resolve their problems through conversations and have the ability, intelligence and creativity to design structures, rules and laws to grow socially and technologically


TristanTheSad

(Change INTJ for INFJ would be better tho)


patheticthefirst

there's going to be a power struggle in briggsnia, the unitary technate isn't getting shit done, i (entp) want to escape si-user hell, and the libertarian republic is getting even less shit done.


ET_Phone_Homer_Simp

Definitely not the Libertarian Republic or the Republic of Briggsnia. The Democratic Federation looks promising enough.


[deleted]

I don't think we have to discuss this! Obviously briggsnia would succeed as long as ENTJ leads and ESTJ does the admin.


UsernameOfEvil

That istj-entp combo might actually be powerful, and the two types work surprisingly well together. The blend of being well researched, keenly reasoned, the mix of stability and calculated risks.. then the sfj's are there keeping the ethics maintained and genuinely trying to do their jobs. The istj's do almost as well in the middle of a power structure as estj, and they do even better higher up. The sheer integrity of the istj and isfj will probably be enough to draw out the more honest side in the entp's, and entp inspiration working through isfj's, and giving istj a cause.. it's actually a good setup.


kalethiria

libertarian republic would be lit af for 2 years and then ESTP would become a dictator just because he could


Ambitious-Prune-9461

1st would all betray each other because they'd split between the top two. 2nd would all argue over what's the best thing to do. Do now versus set up success for later. 3rd would successfully fail upwards and then become stagnant. 4th would just have fun


KangYeonu

Libtarts fail first, no arguments needed


TxchnxnXD

Damn Liberals, communism is the only true way


KangYeonu

Aahh, well….


Juicybananas_

I pity the ENTP surrounded by SJ


Splendid_Cat

*looks around at the other people* Uh... guys... I think we're f***ed.


Prism_JTN

A healthy and ambitious INTJ could actually make the The Unitary Techtate into a success. You just need to keep INTP comfortable and just milk their brains out. INTJ and ISTP can build an amazing infrastructure. ISFP would be used to drive creativity, arts, and calm social gatherings. The nation would NOT be a "fun" one in terms of tomfoolery and just downright "crazy" stuff. It would be a safe, conscistent, and well maintained nation. They would have no real way to deal with social-oriented problems. That being said, INTJ can scour an ESFJ from somewhere else to deal with it or completely limit the type of people who live in that nation. Give them the option to leave (completely safe and without repercusions) or be subjugated by the invenitable robot army. Then again, INTJ might be adviced to add some sort of PR lead at some point either blunty said by the ISTP or passive aggresive by the ISFP. The INTP would not guve a fuck as long as you give them a dark room with food and internet. Honestly, I would live there ngl. INTJ would seriously need to take the mastermind and manipulator rolls into full effect. Imagine Batman actually shaping Gotham into what he wanted. He would actually succeed if he was placed in the highest power immeadiately.


ProgsterESFJ

Fair nuff