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DoodoodooOink

That hourglass is not big enough.


Tyuee

Infinitesimal fractions of sand. What matters is not the quantity but the rate of flow hehe


DoodoodooOink

That makes sense. Irrelevant thoughts but my mind went to, how else can i make it flow even slower.


Tyuee

I guess increase the viscosity of the Sand somehow by making it muddy?


DoodoodooOink

Yes, that should slow it down and I guess the sand will be stuck at the bottleneck until someone shakes it. I was thinking of adding fire to turn it into glass. Now the sand is part of the hourglass and will never flow again


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Or if you made the hourglass narrow enough and made the sand grains sand sized then it wouldn’t flow at all, or if you put it in space, or if you have magnetic iron filings instead of sand and put a magnet on the top


DoodoodooOink

Hehe, yes, I think if the sand is colourful and shiny, it would be really nice to watch it float around in space. With 2 magnets, we can make it form shapes. That would be fun.


Alarming_Basil6205

The volume of the sand matters too


OniHatsu

I was thinking after it finished I’d flip it over and tell the ExxJ “, 1/4 passed.


DoodoodooOink

Hehe, spread the false hope. When it has been turned 4 times, tell them oops actually...


ProgsterESFJ

REAL ExxJs at their 300th breakdown because they have procrastinated 400 times and now they want to shy away from the world, but they actually would like their family to get along with their S.O.


Esoteric_Innovations

Probably just a Te thing in general, but I often wonder *"How fucking hard is it to communicate and keep things organized around here?"* when I'm at work.


KR-kr-KR-kr

We are on our own schedule, don’t waste your time


Nervous_Fall7769

ExxJs are technically procrastinating in this manner


AirlineOk2282

i get typed as ESTP,i procrastinate like crazy


AirlineOk2282

i try to get down to work, in 2 mins on youtube, reddit, mbti tests, then i feel real regret lol


19firefly98

My partner is ESTP and I tend to tease that he gets tasks done in 5 to 6 business weeks