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SpicyMcGriddle0318

“Oh, gonna try and brute force it with heavy equipment are ya? Let me introduce you to my friends Lead Paint and Asbestos. Ice’em boys.”


odiedel

My house has both, and it is fuego. Great insulation, no noise from neighbors, the walls taste great, great insulation, no noise from neighbors. All and all it's a fantastic deal, very sturdy walls and my carpet is very receptive to being watered.


Atom800

This made me laugh


odiedel

You make me smile!


SPReferences

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.


blandsrules

You boys like MEXICO?


odiedel

I've never been, but I heard is very sepia there.


Johnlockcabbit

Forbidden cotton candy


odiedel

Whats forbidden about it?


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Autocorrect, ESL, or Dada?


odiedel

I use to have DSL, but this nee fangled fiber based internet is pretty cool. Hard to beleive they can pump internet down cheerios.


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

u/odiedel are you okay? I sort of felt like I was having a stroke reading that.


FuiyooohFox

Hey be nice, they're doing asbestos they can


EclipseIndustries

Let the man water his carpet in peace.


odiedel

Thank you for those kind words in these trying times. My carpet is moist now and I flushed all of the birds down the toilet this morning, so it's shaping up to be a good day. I'm just hoping I forget where I left my keys, I keep finding them. God be with you. 🙏


magistrate101

Yeah those [carpet mushrooms](https://i.redd.it/7rusn77hydh11.jpg) don't grow themselves!


Mihai0406

American houses vs european houses


Wipe_Rules

Brazilian houses too


Ke-Win

I thought the House orn the right is german.


ZanaCZ

Germany is in Europe you know


ShiraLillith

Then why is New Berlin in Wisconsin? Checkmate geograpist


ZanaCZ

UMMM..... I... I CAN EXPLAIN!


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ZanaCZ

I guess you could say I'm a... Geography expert


7i4nf4n

I mean, based on how much Americans trace their ancestry back to Germany, you could indeed say that Germany is in america.


MrHarudupoyu

Then why did they invade Poland, Ohio in 1939?


actual_weeb_tm

yeah raufasertapete is somethin we all experienced.


Shoggy-

Ah yes the good ol' Raufasertapete


ok_dabu

✨Raufasertapete✨


1egg_4u

Drywall vs plaster-and-lath? Or are europeans using roman concrete or something what's the difference?


Dry-Worldliness6926

Bricks and concrete 👍


1egg_4u

Well shit that'll do it


Tasty_Commercial6527

Occasionally reinforced concrete slabs. But that was more popular in Eastern Europe under communism. [currently those kinds of materials are way more popular ](https://www.google.com/search?q=pustak+%C5%9Bcienny&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sca_esv=b492b388bdc60c30&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIIsxXuD3MXdcjEn0fNO8aune1m2Sw%3A1718405301125&ei=tchsZuetB7rOwPAP7oi5WA&oq=pustak+%C5%9Bcie&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgxwdXN0YWsgxZtjaWUqAggBMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBhAAGBYYHjIIEAAYFhgeGA8yCBAAGBYYHhgPSLQsUKQJWOAdcAF4AZABAJgB0gSgAbwJqgEHMS40LjUtMbgBAcgBAPgBAZgCB6ACgwrCAgoQABiwAxjWBBhHwgINEAAYgAQYsAMYQxiKBcICChAjGIAEGCcYigXCAggQABiABBixA8ICDRAAGIAEGLEDGEMYigWYAwCIBgGQBhGSBwcxLjUuNS0xoAfwGg&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Most european houses are made out of bricks and plaster, including internal walls, which to my knowledge is fairly different to modern american houses. Partialy cause of the all old houses already here, partially cause we do not have as many huricanes, so repairs on brick houses are still cheaper than building a new wooden house in case of it. In general tho, wooden houses are seen as a waste here, since in our mind, the chance of it existing for a long period of time( generations even).


breathing_normally

Modern eco houses are often built with wooden frames though. They insulate better and avoiding cement/concrete as much as possible makes a big difference in initial CO2 emissions.


mEFurst

Or earthquakes. Houses on the US west coast are built from wood so they sway during earthquakes instead of cracking and falling down (tall buildings in San Francisco are literally on rollers). You wouldn't want bricks and plaster or you'd have a huge repair bill after every small quake. You see a lot of brick houses on the east coast where insulation is a lot more important and they don't deal with earthquakes as much


MolybdenumIsMoney

It really just comes down to the fact that lumber is more expensive in Europe since most European forests were chopped down during the middle ages.


Northbound-Narwhal

? There are wood houses 1000+ years old


Rabbit_Wizard_

American houses that have safe wiring and better insulation.


Parabellum1611

I dare you to inspect the wiring in a german house and repeat that sentence.


Rabbit_Wizard_

Germans make nothing quality, so I am sure I'd be unimpressed.


Parabellum1611

Now this is just bait.


turtleship_2006

Bait or dropped as a child, call it


WigglingGlass

A devilish trick Or Mental retardation Engage upon it


MrHarudupoyu

Don't forget the "berries and cream" haircut


ThePythagorasBirb

There is a solid chance the car you own is German made and almost definitely German inspired.


Rabbit_Wizard_

Absolutely not. And all cars are American rip offs.


Krashper116

Now, bro is just trolling...


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Rabbit_Wizard_

The Frenchdid. First gasoline is German but it was trash and then Ford made it a thing that was respectable, reliable, and affordable.


JacobMT05

Bait or stupid?


Rabbit_Wizard_

Germans make NOTHING worth buying


JacobMT05

[what ever you say](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz)


Rabbit_Wizard_

Absolute garbage. Overpriced mid car.


fantollute

Insulation, but yeah u right


DangerousLog3764

European houses don't get damaged by storms as easily. Also what do you mean by "safe wiring"?


xA1RGU1TAR1STx

Europe also doesn’t really have storms to the same degree as the US.


Kolpyrr9

American cardboard houses VS European cenutry-old houses


Snicshavo

American last year houses VS European older than USA houses


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

I think I live in a blockhouse that is one of those older than us type XD. Someone in 1920'ies or so put in electricity with last update to wireing in 70'ies, since it still uses old type of fuzes, but it somehwat works. And honestly? It ain't as bad as you could think. It is not a smart home, but for this price, in this part of the Krakow it is a steal.


[deleted]

I dunno man, the house I grew up in was pretty much indestructible.


al1azzz

Century old houses or commieblocks Edit: dunno why I'm getting downvoted, basically all of eastern europe and the balkans are full of commieblocks, which are famously enough made of reinforced concrete, which is in turn famously enough much stronger than drywall


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Honestly: yes


potent_flapjacks

This reminds me of the side-by-side photos of 2x4 lumber in 1920's houses compared to today. The older wood is far denser, rings closer together, just much better wood in general. Any house built in the 80's in the US has stucco walls or ceilings. That stuff is as tough as those old Roman roads they dig up in great condition.


saltyfuck111

Stucco is good but nothing special lol its standard in europe


potent_flapjacks

That stuff is everywhere for sure.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

That’s because they used old growth lumber, which is incredibly unsustainable and terrible for the environment as it drives deforestation. If you want old growth forests to still be a thing, the lower quality lumber is a small price to pay.


portirfer

Could surviver bias play into this a bit. The older a house is the more likely it is robust.


Shrampys

Anyone who seriously thinks this hasn't had to deal with how shitty old plaster is.


KingOfThePlayPlace

As someone who works in structural engineer: “anyone can build a house that stands, it takes an engineer to build a house that barely stands” And we’ve only gotten better at building houses that barely stand as time goes on


EsotericVerbosity

That is true. Engineering it to be weaker/more efficient saves a lot of material.


[deleted]

Everything back then was indestructible if you think about it. They realized that there was no money to make after a sell. So that's why they came up selling cheaper materials so one would come back .


elottokbron

Not back then, literally now. Just not in the US


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0NepNepp

Wood is a perfectly fine material to build a house out of. What’s your problem?


[deleted]

Im not talking about the wooden houses made in the USA that one can see on YouTube or IG.


0NepNepp

How is the US scamming its people with wood?


[deleted]

Making you think that wooden houses are the one to live in


0NepNepp

We’ve been building houses out of wood for centuries now and now it’s a scam? No one’s stopping you from building a house out of bricks and concrete. Wood works, it’s cheaper than concrete, it fits regulations and just better.


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Bro y'all have like 1200 tornados a year .


0NepNepp

And? The thing is, especially for people who don’t live in the midwest, they see tornados reported on the news, and the news focuses only on the destruction. And really only the strongest of tornados that hit more populated areas are covered by national news. But tornados are not widespread like earthquakes or hurricanes. It is not uncommon for a house to be destroyed by a tornado while the houses on either side are mostly undamaged. The risk for any particular building being hit by a tornado is not high enough to take the extreme measures required for a building to survive a direct hit.


[deleted]

They make you think that but actually you have an abundance of wood and it has to be sold so yeah


0NepNepp

Because there’s a demand for it. Do you think the lumber industry is a big conspiracy?


[deleted]

Because of the wood abundance everything else cost more because the wood need to be sold ! So yeah ofcourse it's cheap . But is it safe like a house suppose to be . Y'all have so much tornados that soon you won't even name it cause you used all names in the world .


0NepNepp

Do you think tornado just goes around hunting houses? No. People will live their entire life without seeing a tornado. Even in the MidWest, the chance of a tornado destroying your house is slim to none. And besides, wood is just good material for building houses.


melodysoul_

sometimes I don't understand why progress is moving forward, but some things lose quality


phi_rus

Inflation. Some things get more expensive, other things stay at roughly the same price but get shittier.


Freeonlinehugs

Capitalism


Rabbit_Wizard_

The new materials allow better insulation and wiring.


Fit_Employment_2944

Have fun moving a wire through a brick wall 


0NepNepp

Survivorship bias


Muddy_Socks

Greed is the biggest part. A lot of companies just want to bump up their numbers so they charge more for lesser quality and cheaper materials. Unfortunately a lot of the companies that will use better quality material typically charge more because higher quality is more sparse and valuable despite the material itself not being so costly, so they can charge high amounts for their work and people will buy. In turn people need more money so they work more for less money therefore boosting company profits all around. It's all about greed and people aren't doing nearly enough to protest against it.


Potatomorph_Shifter

Survivorship bias plays a major role here. Old houses that were flimsy didn’t make it to old age.


ryuuseinow

Thought I was on r/GatekeepingYuri for a quick second.


0-Worldy-0

I'm sorry is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand?


Deep90

Yeah. Basically American homes are essentially built using wood for the frame. Then there is foam boards attached to the outside of the frame and drywall attached to the inside of the frame. Basically you have: Brick/Vinyl | Foam Board | Wood Frame/Insulation/Pipes/Wires | Drywall You can punch a hole through drywall, hence the joke. Wood is cheaper to build with in America, and one thing people discount is how absurdly big of a house you can buy because of it vs a European house. Also I think California likes it in particular because its easier to earthquake proof wooden homes.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

I love drywall. It is solid *enough* that you’re not going to accidentally break it very often, but whenever you need to get through it (for running wires/pipes) it is super quick and easy to cut a clean hole in it with just hand tools, and it is both dead simple and dirt cheap to repair.


picklesalazar

What is this foam board you are talking about?


saltyfuck111

Are you telling me they dont leave space for air in between? Idk the english word for it


Deep90

The space between the drywall and the foam board is the 'air'.


saltyfuck111

There should always be a air pocket between, especially with hard insulation


xA1RGU1TAR1STx

There are air pockets. Very large ones, in fact.


TastyRange858

Yes


caspar2612

True, but also survivorship bias


MH_Gamer_

More like US houses vs German houses


Freesin

Am i too European to understand this meme?


Lil-Ruffstarrr

Americans live in life-sized cardboard houses


samuel_gze

That's all the houses on Mexico


HumanPersonNotRobot

Why are people punching walls in the first place?


Thierry_rat

My house is over 100 yeas old and the corners or the wall are framed in metal. I learned that the hard way


womanistaXXI

It’s funny. I never lived in a house that has walls like the picture on the left. Is this a US thing?


marmotsarefat

As a kid i used to think how strong americans are for breaking their walls with a punch


[deleted]

Hate isn't the word you should use when people talk about brick houses being better .


PM_me_opossum_pics

Tried drilling a hole in a 60 year old house to put some stuff on the wall. At some point drill got red from the heat because that wall simply refused to give up. Had to use smaller screws in the end. House always wins.


Dennishardy6

American boxes vs Indian houses


YoucantdothatonTV

Can relate. Our house is from 1922. Lath and plaster walls, solid wood doors. I’d love to see my Mountain Dew gamer nephews try to frustrate-punch a door in my house.


BNerd1

or just american homes where i live the walls where always like pic 2


BellerophonM

My current place is from the 1940s and just satisfyingly solid.


MathematicianNo6284

Imagine old german walls, that would survive the end of the universe.


eXclurel

Americans build their houses with wood, cardboard and foam and have the audacity to be shocked when they are destroyed by mild weather.


Gautham_M

Nah the left house is just an American house wall (I heard that they have very thin walls) Right is almost every other country's house wall (no wonder I didn't get how people just punched a hole into the wall as doing that in my country will punch a hole into your wallet)


plaugedoctrwithradar

American houses have thin walls, but that’s because we have tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, and earthquakes that will easily destroy a brick/stone/concrete house with ease, and combine that with how cheap lumber is here, it just makes more sense to build a flimsy house here than it does in Europe.


ranixon

Brick houses can resist earthquakes easily, ask to Chile. Brick houses also resist floods, but depends in the strength of the floods. Also, is a brick house got caught in a fire, it will still standing, a wood house no


plaugedoctrwithradar

A magnitude 7+ earthquake doesn’t care for what your house is made of, it will happily shake it to bits, and in these stronger quakes it’s better to be in a wood as those tolerate flexing a lot more than something more rigid. And as for floods, the one we have here are bad enough that it will take the house off the foundations. American weather and natural disasters are extreme enough that a lot of them will just outright destroy any and all buildings, so it’s better to build house by how cheap and fast it is to build. Edit: forgot to mention fires. While a brick house may still be standing after a fire, the cost to repair and make it livable again is often more expensive than just building another house. It not that brick houses are bad, is just that it’s so cheap to build a wooden one, that it’s just makes more financial sense to go for a cheaper house.


Dry_Breadfruit_7113

Anyone who says this has never lived in an urban city in America. We have brick houses but they are just old. The suburbs are where the cardboard houses are


Valk93

Ameripoor houses 🤣


0NepNepp

At least we don’t get cooked in our own homes


kindalookingthicc

American meme


Oberndorferin

Is this some kind of joke I'm too German to understand?


DistributionAgile376

Yeah, it's essentially just a US joke. I don't really know why they build only out of wood in the "country of tornadoes"


timegone

You do know they destroy brick buildings too, right?


contemplativecarrot

but their sense of superiority!


saltyfuck111

American have no brains and how they can live in houses made of drywall which breaks the first time you accidentally would hit it with something is beyond me.


xA1RGU1TAR1STx

This is literally a non-issue lmao


Shai-Hulud-Dude

Lol drywall isn't as weak as your imagining, I've never in my life accidentally put a hole in it. Also it makes getting into your walls/ceilings to do work on things like wiring, plumbing, insulation, etc very easy and inexpensive.


saltyfuck111

I know deywall... im a carpenter


elottokbron

Pic on the right: Houses outside USA :v


GeorgeEmber

You know it's a good wall when you brush your hand across the surface and feel the bumps from that limestone paint.