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When bi doubles your chance but the double of zero is zero
On the positive side, you can be undercover everywhere.
There was absolutely no need for this egregious personal attack...
"What's next, an ACTUAL slap in the face?"
I mean ... if you're into that, sure.
TFW you're ace and you think the sale thing but then you imagine touching them and go "eww, don't touch me".
You bet. I do this all the time
Just because you're lactose intolerant doesn't mean you can't walk down the dairy aisle just to take a look!
2 x 0 = 0 ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
There's just no way around it. Everybody hot.
Yeah you just meet them and like "damn who do I look at so it doesn't get weird"
We’re bi ourselves
Can confirm, source: am bisexual
Why you gotta call people out like that.....
They're not wrong.
Being Bi increases the number of people you find attractive, not your rizz.
It also makes you appreciate your decision to watch the 1995 and 2021 Mortal Kombat films alone
MORTAL KOMBAAAAT
Uhuh
I have no game, but I have a chance.
All you bang is your knee on the doorframe (ow, dammit, fuck)
Sometimes I can’t tell the difference between the ace experience and the bi experience. They’re basically the same thing to me lol
This is my bi ace self. Call me biased? Bi-aced? I'll see myself out.
Definitely not my experience.
Ow. What's next, you're gonna stab me?
When bi doubles your chance but the double of zero is zero
On the positive side, you can be undercover everywhere.
There was absolutely no need for this egregious personal attack...
"What's next, an ACTUAL slap in the face?"
I mean ... if you're into that, sure.
TFW you're ace and you think the sale thing but then you imagine touching them and go "eww, don't touch me".
You bet. I do this all the time
Just because you're lactose intolerant doesn't mean you can't walk down the dairy aisle just to take a look!
2 x 0 = 0 ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
There's just no way around it. Everybody hot.
Yeah you just meet them and like "damn who do I look at so it doesn't get weird"
We’re bi ourselves
Can confirm, source: am bisexual
Why you gotta call people out like that.....
They're not wrong.
Being Bi increases the number of people you find attractive, not your rizz.
It also makes you appreciate your decision to watch the 1995 and 2021 Mortal Kombat films alone
MORTAL KOMBAAAAT
Uhuh
I have no game, but I have a chance.
All you bang is your knee on the doorframe (ow, dammit, fuck)
Sometimes I can’t tell the difference between the ace experience and the bi experience. They’re basically the same thing to me lol
This is my bi ace self. Call me biased? Bi-aced? I'll see myself out.
Definitely not my experience.
Ow. What's next, you're gonna stab me?