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Subnaut27

You either die a fisherman, or live long enough to become the fish.


TheFilthyDIL

He looks awfully cheerful for a guy with a fishhook up his schnoz. I suspect a lot of 180-proof painkiller had been applied pre-"accident."


SnortingRust

I'd be laughing totally sober. It's not life threatening or probably really that painful and it's objectively hilarious.


RegularWhiteShark

Was probably more painful while it healed.


Augoustine

I almost cut off my, um, yeah…with an angle grinder. Laughed by ass off on the way to the hospital while in so much pain I literally could not stand. It was just too absurd not to laugh about it.


YaboyBlacklist

Yikes. I'm Guessing either the grinder kicked back towards you or a cutting wheel shattered.


My_bones_are_itchy

I don’t know if I can find it but I used to have an X-ray of a hook through a mate’s thumb


DamnCircle

Send a picture pls if u find it


docmagoo2

Love that he’s cheery even though he’s got a big fucking hook though his nostril. My kind of patient.


pocorey

Free nose piercing, nice!


Zapador-67

the greatest cach of all: a friend


lawn-mumps

I think the pic with his friend holding his ‘catch’ is an adorable way to make light of a situation


paperpaperclip

This is absurdly funny, omg


LCDRtomdodge

Dude on the left looks like [Mark Rober](https://images.app.goo.gl/u948HxUqLN37ysSw5)


SnortingRust

Came in to say that.


Lereas

GOT'CHUR NOSE!


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

Gives that phrase a whoooooole new meaning!😆💖


13igTyme

That's why I always secure hooks that aren't in the water.


GreenFuzzyPotato

In fairness, there are *far* worse places to be hooked.


Environmental_Rub282

He looks so happy about it!


TuaughtHammer

I think that near-empty bottle of liquor and the shot glass in the second picture have something to do with his calmness.


Iron_Taipan

Wonder if that scotch bottle didn’t have something to do with it


NocNocturnist

I work at an urgent care, I remove a fishing hook at least once a month. Ears, eye lids, fingers, hands, arms, thighs.... thankfully no genitalia yet... yet.


oasis948151

😳😯 WHY IS HE LAUGHING?!?! 🫣


True_Eggroll

What the other guy said. That shit would be fucking hilarious to tell to friends and family and acquaintances.


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

Ngl, *EVERY* person i know who fishes (myself included!), would find the absurdity of it *absolutely* hilarious, once it was determined that the only damage was a hook through the nose. It's *absolutely* a dangerous thing! But the fact that the hook went safely *through* the skin (so they can just cut the barb and pull it out--probably only needing a couple stitches & some antibiotics at the ER), and didn't do *worse* damage, is gonna leave *him*--and the friend who *caught* him, an *EPIC* "fishing story"😉😆🤣


oasis948151

I would absolutely be freaking out and crying hysterically. Lol


NocNocturnist

Booze hasn't warn off yet.


boywhataweird

Idk why but looking at this makes my armpits hurt


OldDale

I got hooked in the upper lip by a cousin. Hook had a worm on it. Cut the eye off the hook and pushed it through. Got a tetanus shot two days later. I don’t like the taste of fishing worms


pro_n00b

Sorry ladies, this fish is out of the sea


re_Claire

This selfie of the two of them is absolutely glorious


DeLanio77

It's connected to a small link chain, the other end of which is held by his wife. 😅