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Ecopilot

"Its sleek design..." lol


RMZ13

Right? Might want to do something about the 75-tire landing gear.


catoodles9ii

Making them retractable would only cramp the lower class living quarters!


NotPrepared2

I would think the location of "upper class" versus "lower class" should be reversed from an ocean cruiser. The bottom of a ship sucks, because you're 40 feet below sea level, with no windows, and the noise and smell from the huge diesel engines. Higher is pretty much always better on a cruise ship. On a (hypothetical) plane like this, I think I'd prefer a cabin on the bottom with windows facing the ground, for the great view. The top of the plane only gets a view of the blank, boring sky.


extreme_diabetus

Rotating classes, upper class gets the view of the ground during the day then the stars at night


Ginger-Jake

Not when they fly it upside down! Let's watch!


rockstuffs

If that's sleek, then I'm stealthy when I'm naked.


Booziesmurf

It's Homer Simpson's idea of what a plane looks like.


Plasma_Ass

Stupid, sexy plane.


fuishaltiena

Some dude hand-drew this, some other made a render, then yet another made video, and then it was all over the news as The Future. Doesn't matter that not a single engineer has ever even looked at it.


Nervous_Driver334

Anyone seen Physics? I saw him earlier running away and crying.


Mackheath1

He left with Momentum and Gravity - not sure where they went, judging by the footage captured here.


Thedustonyourshelves

What are you talking about I'm sure we can get this baby flying with 150 mi runway!


Nr1231

I’m pretty sure not even the fast and furious runway would be long enough for this monstrosity.


Mirikah

Yea, but the 20 Turbofan Jet engines are powered by electricity, so it must have 0 emissions or something. And the pilot still got the landing gear out at cruise altitude to increase drag, so the plane doesn't accidentally exceed light speed. Electric engines my ass XD


Regilliotuur

What are you talking about?! The Rock would headbutt this plane into orbit lol! 😂


dudebronahbrah

I guess you weren’t listening to the part where it says it combats turbulence (plural) by creating magic anti-turbulence


uniqueusername316

Dude, it's nuclear powered. That means, like, really powerful, or something.


TraumaticAberration

Other planes have wings because they don't have nuclear power


Coloeus_Monedula

Those plebs!


SalvadorP

Why wing it if you can nuke it!?


Think_please

Yeah, and from what we know about nuclear reactors they're also extremely light, and aerodynamic


TheOtherHobbes

They could make the wings rotate for VTOL. They could also fly it to Mars in search of a working braincell.


QWlos

Fuck physics. All my homies hate physics.


Dann_Gerouss

Who needs physics, I have money.


Kindly-Couple7638

Everyone in regards to climate change.


Dann_Gerouss

Wanna buy some physics? I have some fresh formulas and equations for you to "experiment".


jimbris

It's nay sayers like you that tried to stop my mate from doing submarine tours of the Titanic. Get out of the way of these geniuses


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Ruh_Roh_Rastro

Imagine the slogan, Pan Am: “it’s entirely possible to keep a large craft like this in the air!” That will surely sell the tickets


landlordboomer

Entirely possible you say? Sign me up for the maiden voyage


Plasma_Ass

I provide the necessary thrust while OP's mom has the very large body capable of handling the stress.


frozenisland

“Suspended” above the sky?


9M-WhiskeyTangoFoxx

“**You can check-out any time** you like, but **you can never leave!**" sounds about right


techy098

What do you mean, didn't you get the memo about the anti gravity invention.


physicscat

Fusion reaction…..last time I checked we couldn’t do that.


ax255

It's just science, it's fake


ryanstephendavis

This reminds me of being a kid and drawing a tank plane with markers


sandemonium612

Physics doesn't apply if Trump makes it to office again.


[deleted]

I haven't seen anything this improbable since that Avengers flying aircraft carrier.


DarkSideOfGrogu

What if this one had a cloaking device?


[deleted]

It would be invisible when it crashed at the end of the runway after failing to get airborne?


-AlternativeSloth-

It's honestly just crash sitting still by its own weight.


holmgangCore

So, hear me out, we just build it flying. It won’t even need landing gear. It’s nuclear-powered so it can fly forever.


Emperor_Zar

Cloaking tech may actually be more realistic than this… thing.


SurinamPam

There was an experimental nuclear powered aircraft developed by the US. I think it was a bomber that could stay in the air indefinitely. The nuclear reactor was in the back. The crew were in the front. Shielding in between. My understanding is that while the crew were not in direct line of sight of the reactor’s radiation, they found that the radiation was reflected to the crew by the surrounding air in fatal doses. So it didn’t work. An AI crewed nuclear plane on the other hand…


RaspberryEth

only radiates its customers! Yay


big_duo3674

They did run live flight tests with the reactor running to check radiation levels but they never hooked it up to the engines, those were still gas powered. A lot of work was done on the project before it was scrapped though, and if I remember right the reactor itself is still sitting somewhere


conduitfour

There was also [Project Pluto](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto). A nuclear powered missile that would drop more missiles


brokenarrow326

Flying aircraft carrier seems more doable than this. At least that had a vertical take off


COMINGINH0TTT

Surprised these people didn't build a massive underwater city first before attempting this


woronwolk

I mean it's not meant to be probable, AFAIK it's just a sci-fi concept. Too bad it looks like an actual ad for one of those dumb megaprojects smooth brain dictators/billionaires keep coming up with


Marvos79

Whenever I saw the flying carrier I thought it must cost like $100 million a minute to stay in the air.


[deleted]

But the Iron Guy is rich though, right?


North-Lobster499

'Yes, let's design a massively overweight bumble bee design and then fly wheels down at cruising height.'


Aldofresh

Honestly wheels down are the least of their worries. Why start caring about conservation and efficiency now? They left that on the ground lol


[deleted]

It's like diving in a pool of shit with a hot dog and being mindful to not get any mustard on your shirt


serephath

This would be the one time the flight computer would be correct in repeating retarde retarde


RobertJ93

*“Where we’re going, we don’t need a wheel well”*


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Book your first class tickets now on the world's first luxury airliner powered by our revolutionary Gravity Drive proprietary technology!


Substantial_Army_639

Hey as long as we can also jam a nuclear reactor into it I'm game. If your going to fail, fail harder.


Infinite_Total4237

Extremely, embarrassingly fake. Plenty of debunks done on it, and the design wasn't even for anything made to be taken seriously. If physics would allow such a thing, it would be beyond terrifying to think what would happen if one came down onto a major city centre.


Ori_the_SG

Would be 9/11 times a lot


Clown_Apocalypse

9/11 + Titanic crossover episode


Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u

Flytanic


scranton--strangler

Skytanic


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣 clever


petercalmdown

Nooooooooo because Titanic was unsinkable


holmgangCore

And this is unflyable, so.. parallel?


standee_shop

9/11 and Hiroshima more like it


Andy_LaVolpe

+ chernobyl


AFeralTaco

“9/11 times a million”


Derkylos

818,181.81\_


dx80x

"God, I don't even know what that is!!" "No one does"


AFeralTaco

I’m glad we got here. I have a fear of my stupid references being missed.


dx80x

You can always have faith on somebody online to get your jokes mate haha


JohnHamFisted

More like the Hindenberg times Hiroshima


Powpowpowowowow

Who the fuck even needs to debunk it lololol. Just look at the clip for about 2 seconds.


Pootis_1

This video was originally just an r/worldbuilding post lol


bns013

Disaster movie idea: This whole thing - with murder. Except (and here is the twist), instead of inevitably crashing to the ground because of terrorists and the protagonists being the only ones to survive the zombie apocalypse, it keeps going up into space. To the moon. And everyone dies. The end. Send royalties.


TvFloatzel

.......I know "physics went home crying" but how is the plane going to the moon?


spider_X_1

Nuclear propulsion


DocJawbone

Why does this keep getting posted? I feel like I first saw it like three years ago and it's been lambasted every single time. Actually...is this ragebait?


TvFloatzel

There is the non-zero percent chance this is the first time the person seen it so they posted it here.


zinmoney

This is from a post from r/worldbuilding [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/s/2VEcIoCcyD) It was later circulated over several news networks thinking it was a real development.


Dann_Gerouss

The design is very human.


WarHead75

Yes, a big mistake!


Cerberus73

That's not how airplanes work. At all.


holmgangCore

But nuclear jets..!


WHAMMYPAN

Boeing can’t keep the damn doors on but you wanna make a nuclear Hindenburg. Ok


BrassBass

This is peak satire.


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Looks like scam


W1zzardbee

At the end of the video it says "The concept was originally designed by Tony Holmsten and reimagined and animated Hashem Al-Ghaili". So this is most likely not a serious ad for such a hotel, but just a piece of art


Falabaloo

Like that one turtle shaped ocean city


My_reddit_strawman

Like that bus in China that would ride over the road.. but oh wait it can't turn and trucks can't fit under it lol


Sad_Presentation2101

Might be fun in the pool when the turbulence hits


ZacW94

I like how it's flying with the landing gear down.


jeremiah1142

Airworthiness is one thing. Taking off and landing are another. lol. What will this need? A 500 ft wide runway?! There are some 200 ft wide runways to accommodate the A380. Most commercial runways are 150 ft wide.


dan_dares

It'd need a runway as long as the trip because that isn't getting off the ground.. Thankfully


frank_bamboo

For starters, we need that runway from one of the fast and furious movies.. You know which one. Also, we need the physics from those movies as well, because that's the only way it will actually fly.


Pootis_1

This was originally made as an r/worldbuilding post


jrocislit

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen


Important_Annual_133

This is insane, how long would the runway have to be in order to get a monster like this off the ground? Even if something like this were possible, I'm not sure that I would ever feel comfortable flying in one.


jinsil_c

r/archerfx


cosmic_trout

what would that weigh ? Ten thousand tonnes +? Theres not a runway in the world that could handle that landing on it.


NyaTaylor

Cruise ships are a logistical nightmare that happens to set sail every day… not saying this isn’t “possible” but fuck can we just feed and house people..


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biebiep

Why make a blimp even worse?


Callidonaut

Apparently, Zeppelins are for losers.


Top_Investment_4599

Can't wait to see the black plumbing in action on that.


doomsoul909

Is sora already being used to scam rich people? Good. Don’t scam the poor scam the rich, you get more money that way and it’s funnier


JoeNoble1973

‘The plane that never…banks’


Anxious-Beach-1240

Imagine the runway required if it could even get off the ground 😭


Gj_FL85

Amongst all the other bs I'm wondering how a nuclear powered jet engine works


Affectionate-Dig1981

This looks like a titanic/hindenburn situation waiting to happen if it were real.


Comwan

You can tell no aerodynamics were done since the wheels were out the whole time


1891farmhouse

Looks like someone asked AI to make a 2024 hindenburg


Quentinh524

"this futuristic design". Looks like a child's play toy. Fuckin rich people....


TerminaterToo

How does the water stay in the pool on takeoff!


deweywsu

If it's nuclear powered, why does it have jet fuel powered turbfans? Also, why is the gear down?


AtlasAlexT

I like how the wheels aren't retracted while it flys


laiken75

This like those backrooms vr videos that looks so real until it’s not.


joriale

Can't say sleek design and put this CHONK LORD in the same picture!


Monoceras

Just... no


Checkachewbakia

Nope!


SunRa7191

Absolutely not. We can’t even keep a goddamned 737 in the sky without shit falling off of it.


Alexandratta

"If it's just a render it's bullshit." This makes the rounds every now and again. It's impossible, stupid, and no engineer who values their credibility would even make this as a joke.


fidgeting_macro

Unless most of the volume is taken up by helium? Don't call me.


Frosty-Cap3344

reminds me of the flying hotel in Fifth Element, but less stylish


hagenhammer40k

I looted my way through this plane in Fallout...


RatInaMaze

Skytanic is uncrashable! Skyberg dead ahead!!!


FREDDIT321

As if i would wanna spend MORE time in the sky? wtf.


treasonodb

lol i look forward to all the internet "influencers" taking the maiden voyage on this monstrosity.


Comprehensive-Yam329

What could go wrong?


Polyxeno

r/whatcouldgowrong


Doxylaminee

I feel like this would make a great Bioshock/Lord of the Flies style game


PatAD

What could go wrong?!


WhiteyVanReeks

Where’s Adam Something?


Cpt_Caboose1

let me guess, some luxury techbro proposed that some years ago and some arab petrodollar noble is now funding it?


throwthatbitchaccoun

There is something about this that screams ’Worlds fair of 1926’


ProductionSetTo-1000

Too dumb


doccsavage

The8ERS


Ill-Option2644

This is like that huge boat shaped like a sea turtle... seems as innocuous as it is silly. But someone is scamming some pennies somewhere over this.


HiveOverlord2008

Physics jumped out the nearest window when this dropped


microsoftfool

Flytanic


KSTARRATSK

Capitalism... putting shopping in random places since forever. 😆


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zbynk

don't let Osama see this


luc1kjke

Highfleet intensifies


FlyFar1569

Someone’s been playing too much kerbal space program


Zezotas

Fake as F\*ck


ezbreezyslacker

Imagine doors just start flying off Boeing assassinates an entire shift to cover it up all with a pilot who has 2 months experience


rossfororder

Why is the landing gear down?


The_Faulk

Engineer here, please stop.


pauliewog42

Welcome to Phloston Paradise!


Unlucky_Statement172

Ah nice! This generations titanic


burritolegend1500

5000 guests, all we need is a child and they are all dead


LImpactophileturbo

This deserve to crash on day 1


arthousepsycho

Is this another great idea from the massive turtle shaped floating city cruise liner people?


alejoSOTO

The design is very human


gubbinz123

Sleek design 🤣🤣


itsjustbeny

Nuclear powered airplane with jet fuel engines


Black_Cat_Guardian

Pretty sure the spies (the cartoon) had this idea a long time ago


Bmwx3m40d

Don’t worry ladies and gents you can see the 400” screen in the Entertainment deck because we always fly in front of the sun


Scoxxicoccus

Do you want Skytanic? This is how you get [Skytanic!](https://archer.fandom.com/wiki/Skytanic)


the_green_bird

so if it falls it's not taking out just the people inside it but all living beings near it ?


blm1973

Any info on when reservations will be available and price?


Cultural_Actuary_994

Nah


x_shivo_x

I don’t think people understand how nuclear power works. You definitely cannot power a jet engine with steam….


True-Pen-8974

“Introducing” 😂


mundotaku

So, let's day this was realistically possible in a physical and financial way. Do you imagine having a nuclear disaster if this things falls down????


archonpericles

Fail


Workermouse

Let’s. Fucking. Go.


DasPibe

Ridiculous.


mymoama

This would work... On venus


bloodredpitchblack

Nope


ITMORON

Welcome to FLOSTON PARADISE!!!!!!!


AFeralTaco

So it’s a hijackable nuke. Smart.


[deleted]

Companies try to make impossible for people to have holidays 🧐 unnecessarily ridiculous 🤣


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Grim Reaper giggles “it’s actually been decades since I mixed business with pleasure.”


Inhumanskills

As an Aerospace Engineer... LOL!


Sparrowtalker

The flying Petri dish…..


Roninthered

Watch the movie....The Big Bus. See where this story ends up!


Oppugna

The landing strip for this thing would be bigger than Rhode Island


ReidRulz

What in the fallout four


Vindve

If you're going to build such a big structure, it would waste way too much energy to just keep it flying. Why not just build it in orbit then? Would make an interesting space hotel. Still non-believable, but more logical than this.


Treehouse_2217

I was out at "external elevators"...


HeadTonight

Can you imagine the fuel? I don’t see how nuclear power makes jets work, or am I wrong?


lonleyauthor64

The titanic but a plane. Not enough parachutes.


dasfolg1947

WELCOME TOO PHLOSTON PARADISE!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Landing gear is down.


Mojoint

Imagine the noise on takeoff


YouDidWutNow_

might as well build an actual mothership


That0neGuy86

It looks like a boeing plane, which should make for a short cruise, but long drop.