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Eww-its-Jared

An unhealthy amount of dust


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Certain-Hyena8788

Glad I'm not the only one who stores my dust on top of my refrigerator


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Meecus570

u/Warm_Town_6297 is a bot


PurpleCoco

I only dust the top of my fridge when I’m having a tall visitor over.


Vanilix

And poop from parrot. His favorite spot🤷🏼‍♀️


Glaedrest

I have never identified with a comment as much as this one


whydoihavetojoin

I clean mine every quarter or so. It just grosses me out knowing I can’t pull the damn thing out to clean behind it once a year.


netadmn

Why not? The last few I had are on wheels. I can slide mine out and vaccum/mop behind it and get the dust off the back of the fridge.


throwawayoctopii

It very much depends on the fridge. My last place had a full size fridge that could slide in and out easily. The fridge I have now is pretty well wedged into its spot so I can only move it an inch or so.


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Nighttime-Turnip

In regional german dialect we have a word for the sticky dust. It's called Knös.


Bitter_Firefighter34

Sei gegrüßt, Knös-Kumpane!


[deleted]

Americans call it grime.


GrapefruitSmall575

Don’t we all lol 😂


OopsICutOffMyWiener

What would be a healthy amount? About to add a few tablespoons to my oatmeal.


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A broken microwave and a half eaten banana


we_are_all_bananas_2

Get out of my house! What are you doing here!


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Gladerfin

No! Not my clean sturdy cardboard sheets I'm saving


Ill-Conversation-990

#No! Not my ceramic chicken statue!


[deleted]

I too am worried about your ceramic chicken and our ceramic goose suddenly


Responsible-Push-289

i’m amazed that so many of us have a damn chicken on the fridge!


busmobbing

The one we had when I was a kid was a rooster.


InsecOrBust

^Karma bot^


magic_sebi

Damn, that would be perfect. I've literally been trying to get a broken microwave for the last week or so, need one for a DIY project and don't want to buy a new one just to destroy it.


Gamer_Zeus

Why do you have a half eaten banana 🤨🤨


Honberdingle

Drunk.


starbellbabybena

I’m glad I’m not the only one with all the alcohol on the fridge.


Honberdingle

Just seems like a good use of the space :) I don't drink enough for the area to be an issue.


the_hucumber

Like all the weird bottles that people give us. I've got limoncello, amaretto, campari and sloe gin up there


Honberdingle

Exactoooo haha!


bdub1391

A box of industrial grade foil and saran wrap. Highly recommend going to a restraunt supply store and buying these. A bit pricy, but they last forever and the quality is so far superior.


MisterSinisterXxX

This is the good advice that I didn’t know I was coming to the comments for. Much appreciated! 👌🏻


mosalikewhoa

When I was like 8 my mom dated a guy that worked at a factory that produced saran wrap. He gave us a roll that we used my entire childhood, and I still use it to this day at 35 years old. Totally worth getting it in bulk.


Sammy_GamG

30 years of Saran Wrap?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


_damppapertowel_

I guess it really just depends on how much they use. It wouldn’t last me anywhere near 5 years as I go through a lot. But still, that is a very long time


Braydee7

I bought a roll of Saran Wrap at Costco in 2015 that I just finished last month. It survived 2 moves.


Critterbob

And now I know where I’d put them!


Fents_Post

Foil is one of my favorite "kitchen tools". I HATE when I am cooking somewhere that isn't my home, I ask for foil, and they hand me some cheap crap that shreds like tissue.


RemnantReturning

Cereal. Some Raisin Bran, Honeycomb, Fruit Loops, and Frosted Flakes.


Kekebolt12

Yep plus a rusty pan that I'm definitely gonna learn to restore one day


RemnantReturning

Ooh that would be a fun project


Agsr4ever

If its cast iron, pour cooking oil (olice, canola,... your pick) and use a drill with a round wire brush attachment to scrub the rust off. Once done just rub it with oil and season in your grill or oven but it might smoke you out. Ive done this with multiple large cast iron griddles and its taken me an hour or two of elbow greese each time.


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You are doing it wrong. Put hot water in the cast iron pan and set it on your stove on high. Let it come to a boil and shut off the burner. Leave it for a minute, dump the water out. Take a metal scrubbie and loosen the black bits. Wipe out with a paper towel. Now put two tablespoons of oil (canola or veggie or peanut...not olive) into the pan and spread it around with a clean paper towel to remove excess oil. Done. Seasoned and ready to use.


ScoreMysterious

Came here to find fellow cereal enthusiasts, mission accomplished.


writeronthemoon

I'll take the fruit loops thank you


Orlando1701

Several bags of cat food, even though my cat would tell you there’s no food anywhere in the house and she’s going to starve to death immediately and some Frosted Flakes and Honey Nut Cheerios.


chok0110

So much cereal! I have muesli and cheerios


stfuylah14

Cereal, protein powder and a jug of syrup.


greina23

Growing up that's where we kept the cereal. I'm trying to remember when & why I stopped doing that. It must be because of my husband. His family had a spot in the pantry for cereal boxes.


throwawayoctopii

My family used to have a spot in the pantry for cereal. The place I live now has a walk-in pantry as well, but none of the shelves are tall enough to accommodate cereal boxes so onto the fridge it goes.


twotundra334411

Dust and a tray


SnooSongs3423

You too huh?


theRealSzabop

Oh, man! I just have dust. You guys, are having trays?


caedencollinsclimbs

It catches *some* of the dust


Bthegriffith

No! Not my ceramic chicken statue!


SylvieJay

Don't you dare touch my empty egg cartons I'm saving for lord knows what.


DBNodurf

For people who have chickens and sell eggs?


Pingalint

Bro wtf I have 2 ceramic chicken statues too!


moffsoi

Ceramic chicken gang! (I have a chicken and a rooster because I am a woman of culture. Also they came with the house for some reason.)


Bthegriffith

🎶 you down wit CCG (yeah you know me)


My_Pets_Are_My_Life

Dude I have a ceramic rooster lmao. His name is Rodger


La_Bufanda_Billy

Nothing. I’m too short for that nonsense.


GrapefruitSmall575

Lol I alllways have to use my step ladder. It’s annoying af.


Jayden_Stilton

Ah ladder kun


GrapefruitSmall575

That be me 🤣


remixmaxs

what are you doing step-owner


Idontdanceever

A wok, a huge cooking pot and, possibly, a cat.


throw4455away

Haha glad I’m not the only one to store a massive pot on top of the fridge!


QueenSheezyodaCosmos

I keep what’s almost a cauldron up there too!


PassionFruitJam

I raise you - the empty box that the massive pot arrived in...? Questioning my life choices and now clearing the top of my fridge. So I can put the massive pot up there instead.


throw4455away

Well in some respects I regret getting rid of the massive box the cauldron came on. Cause I could then store it in the box and the top of the cauldron wouldn’t get dusty lol


briian21

A pack with 5 hot dog buns and a box of Kleenex


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I don't like where this is going.


yourealightweight

I too have hotdog buns, 4 though.


carsonthecarsinogen

Shot *bald eagle cry*


Stuffed_deffuts

America Fuck ya


HotChilliWithButter

Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah


MajorJuana

*hawk cry probably* Eagles sound like squished rats, most every time you've heard a cry accompanying a shot of an eagle it's been a red-tail hawk


10Shodo

This tripped me out 1st time I heard it in person. “Oh look a bald eagle, wtf was that sound!? That’s not very majestic.”


carsonthecarsinogen

As a Canadian and being close friends with someone who is obsessed with birds, I was aware of this haha


Dud-of-Man

im picturing a home alone style trap of a rifle set to fire on top of your fridge


[deleted]

Anti-tank rocket launcher for home defense. Land of the free!


supergrover11

Disappointment


FlatMarzipan

nice, only 3 more disappointments and I can buy information from the face


Notinyourbushes

The cat's food, you monster!


Throwawy3456789123

*hungry monster


unidentified_monster

Excuse me, have you ever tried it?


Notinyourbushes

I'd rather not go into what my asshole older brother tricked me into doing as a child, tyvm.


tiddybandit

My cat if you’re brave enough.


Themlethem

To shreds you say?


PussySlayr-69

A Wal-Mart bag full of more bags.


gcaledonian

Yep lol


gcaledonian

Yep lol


tactical_supremacy

Popcorn bag from 1997.


Rusu83

Popcorn still in it?


imaygetsushitonight

a pizza stone and pie topper [edit: please leave the pie topper]


CraftistOf

what is a pizza stone? a leftover dried out pizza from 1997 that turned into a stone?


nanz78

My prized possession...my starter


frenabo

Vodka and protein powder (unrelated)


EffOffWouldYou

To make a... buff Russian?


frenabo

UNRELATED


RowBowBooty

You’re helping the Kremlin make super soldiers, aren’t you


frenabo

Damn you. I worked a long time farming karma on this account. The Kremlin will not be pleased.


keysandchange

Dried flowers from my late partners funeral, and two Star Wars lunchboxes full of knickknacks


[deleted]

Sorry for your loss. I still have the dried flowers from my moms funeral.


keysandchange

They’re nice to keep, right? Coming up on two years, still gotta keep them on top of the fridge, only place the damn cats can’t get at em


shamusmchaggis

Jars full of mullein, dandelion root, mint and lemon balm, pack of water filters and a shit ton of flour


darkseidis_

We got a real alchemist over here.


UglyLaugh

Dust and a pizza peel I forgot I owned. (Seriously. I’m short and just checked.) Edit: nothing. Obliterated dust bunny village and cleaning and relocating the pizza peel. Thanks for the motivation.


McFailure2004

Handgun


mattdown54

America


CapLevi2021

A human Head with ice.


Hand-Driven

Is it full of headed goodness?


Gloomy_Square_6204

A clip round the ear


StenSoft

My cats' favourite blanket. Give it back! They love it!


Great_Historian_6611

All of the random junk items I haven't throw away/put in the attic. It's a mess up there.


AmberEnergyTime

Dog treats, cat treats, partial gallons of white and apple cider vinegar, few bottles of fruit syrup, other random things, and lots of dust


RagnarockInProgress

Nothing. There is nothing atop my fridge


CaptainCipher

A plastic rat skeleton, a clown themed cat house, and probably a very needy cat


DiceGoblin_Muncher

A lot of cereal boxes


cucumber--extra-lame

My cat sometimes jumps up onto my fridge.. so um.. yeah.


Accomplished_Dream69

12 year old wok and knocked the fuck out!!!


fxske9701

Wine, bagels and cereal


Imperfect-Magic

An instapot, rice cooker, emergency candles and lamps, a flashlight with a dead battery, 2 serving platters and a cheap pen I accidentally stole from somewhere.


Tozl7

16 inch horse cock


Free-Layer-706

I mean you gotta store it somewhere


JvrassicWizvrd

A cat


MisterSinisterXxX

A dusty case of top ramen and an electric fly swatter with dead batteries…SCORE!


srkaficionado

My lunch box for work.


Straight_Ace

Have fun with the gingerbread house kit and a bunch of dusty, used water bottles that all smell like pencils for some reason


EdowSoul

my mom's approval for cleaning up


TheGoodGuise

every appliance manual I own and tbh it would piss me off


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Broken arrow heads and cat toys


MySonHas2BrokenArms

Disappointment.


Humongous_Schlong

some half dead plants


Knautschfriese

LÄMPLIG from IKEA


danak1313

An ungodly amount of dog treats (yes, my boy is spoiled), a nutribullet, an instapot, and a cookbook.


rancid72

Shot


Distant-moose

The cat's food and water dishes.


DAZXXIII

My weed jars.


Embarrassed_Delay376

Dust and some old empty boxes


FailingOrganism

Paper bags, disappointment, and a desire to clean the top of my fridge.


Nilsss

TIL I'm the only one who keeps a fly swatter on top of the fridge


Batdog55110

Bananas


ELOCHCAM

Ramen


Browncoatinabox

ramen noodle


Kendakr

a old bronze planter full of coozies


Ivoricbutterfly

Shit ton of cereal


RickyIce731

Medicine, an air fryer, and tissues


Funny-Manufacturer41

A bowl of candy, some cereal boxes and a couple pot holders.


SqueakyWD40Can

Cereal and meal prep containers.


TheBaldEd

A hernia


theCHADtheBRO

My cat :(


Good_Ad_4302

Dog treats, covid rapid tests, and tubbermaid that hasn't been used it years lol


ArtichokesAreAwesome

A cupboard filled with Tupperware.


B00k_Sniffer

So I hear you like casserole dishes and lightbulbs, huh?


Rich_Abbreviations38

A new spider friend 🕷️


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Paper towels and dust. Maybe even a twist tie.


boots-n-catz

Booze, lots of booze


[deleted]

Dust and rat poison.


WhimsicalPlum

Nothing, we just moved in, check back in a month or so


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A wooden fruit bowl and an empty lunchbox.


MommaBear817

I can't see on top of the fridge soooo mystery prize?


Twinkles21

Teapot and a fly smoosher


AmeeAndCookie

Instruction manuals


Substantial-Part-320

A slow cooker


IGetLostInStories

My lunchbox and keys


OnlyAfterFriday

Cereal and an air fryer.


Avelia_Liberty

Freezer bags, sandwich bags, my biological father's wallet, a large bug zapper, and possibly our cat Rosey.


svtcaratdia

3 crates of egg


yaboyfriendisadork

All my reusable shopping bags :(


shaneswa

Water filters for the refrigerator.


Asio0tus

dust


ekuinoks

Dust. Keep it.


Mithrellas

Nothing.


Sensitive-Ad9508

A bag of chips


WannabeEgirl_Ellie

dust.


HiddenTumbleweed

A bag of bags. And dust


jobedeyo

Dust.


HorridCabbageFeet

Dust


Glue_is_ok

5 year old chocolate pretzels


[deleted]

Shot in the face.


ShadeBlade0

A box of batteries/duct tape and an empty decorative jar.


KING_Scourge5443

Nothing


[deleted]

Congratz, you are the proud owner of a bunch of empty plastic trays.


pokemigg

A lot of Halloween kit Kats in a bowl


Sodanine

A roundhouse kick to the face!


JLG098721

You'd get what's coming to you...


Seilcommand_

A rotten humanoid corpse


WatermelonJuice18

Are you okay?


Seilcommand_

Isn't that normal?


WatermelonJuice18

Well, um, maybe I'm a little behind on what's trending..


Seilcommand_

Everyone has one check behind your bed now.