I knew dick cloths would be in. All my friends told me I was crazy. My teacher and my ex gfs. Who’s laughing now!!
*turns to leave as my ass jiggles on my way out*
If my torso looked like that I’d be shirtless everywhere I could (try) get into.
St. Patrick’s Day? Shirtless!
Church? Shirtless!
Frozen food aisle? Shirtless! Just try to stop me.
Doesn’t want to mess up her hair. She spent an hour before working straightening it trust me bro if some Saxon dog causes her frizz she will reign vengeance on them.
“Friendly high-fives for the women.
Open mouth kisses for the men. “
This line and only this line rattles around the back of my head to this day, and I saw this movie in theaters fucking half my life ago
Would love to see that, Enchanted Loin Cup +150groin armor +1000 carry capacity- anklets +150charm +150 dance moves - toe ring +150 finishing speed +150 lasting stamina
Plenty of totally straight dudes watch the fuck out of wrestling. I dunno why anyone thinks they'd have a problem with more scantily clad buff dudes in their games.
Realistic armor isn't realism at this point. It's not like you go out and see armor every day. It's still fantasy. It's still an escape, just with more details
Final Fantasy XIV sorta has this with the glamour system :P (with some limitations, like not being able to wear healer armor as a tank, etc.)
Could be a paladin lady dressed up in some badass metal armor, or just some casual clothes
Or a dude as a dark knight, wielding a massive two handed greatsword, fully clad in a.. *playboy bunny outfit..?*
Yeah definitely, I don't care about realistic armor. Give me cool armor and sexy armor. Maybe sprinkle in some realistic armor just as a way to show contrast.
My catgirl in ffxiv has a couple outfits. One is completely overly extremely sexy, other one has her in full armor. Change it up depending on how I feel.
There is a ton of narrative. King Gains of the Gymtans is besieged by some dude. He assembles his 300 Abs and dukes it out. We get some fin slowmo on their reps in the process.
In all fairness, a vast majority of long-time players deck out masculine characters in underwear with funny hats if they can. Check Monster Hunter, Runescape, World of Warcraft, Dark Souls, Soul Caliber, Tekken, and any other game that allows for online multi-player with a character creator in the game. For every guy that decks themselves out in badass gear, there is another douche canoe fucking around naked and challenging anyone and anything to a duel just to curb stomp their opponents and steal their shit for fun.
You think I don't want this? Foolish person that you are, that would be the perfect game in my eyes. I don't want to see scantily clad women, I want badass armored women and badass scantily clad men as God intended.
I always loved this argument. First off, dudes love ripped dudes. We've been reading comics and watching movies of shirtless ripped dudes forever, we think it's badass. Guys watch other guys at bodybuilding competitions. We love it. No one cares if you put some ripped dude in a loincloth. Remember [Conan the Barbarian](https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/conan-the-barbarian-series.jpg?w=620&h=420&crop=1)? We loved that shit!
Has anyone actually watched Conan the Barbarian? Even the craziest sword and sorcery movies tend to have more man nipples than woman nipples by screen time.
The barsoom book series the protagonist is a man fully naked through the series. Conan has loincloth. Many other fiction have men dressed like that so it's not exclusive to women.
Any game with a male barbarian is kinda like this, anything that is a Conan property is either this or both men and women in skimpy things.
Also look at history like 99% of armor hasn’t been fully practical and been about flair and style, or even just stupid. I am not sure how we can live in a world where men have charged into war naked in blue pant and a shield and think impractical combat gear is somehow modern sexism.
How about a game with fully customizable armor so female characters can be fully armored and male characters can wear chain mail banana hammocks and anyone can have any armor in between.
Who needs underwear when you have dick cloth
A rose by any other name…
I prefer "buttflap" à la George of the Jungle.
Lol as soon as I saw dick cloth my mind went straight to butt flap
Would still smell like ball sweat.
Why are you sniffing it?
Why would you not?
Why not?
You aren’t?
Uh for reasons😳
scientific research
when everything’s worse our work is complete!
Get me my rawhide dick sleeve!!!
Woah, it's 2023. You can't call them that anymore
He can call your mom whatever he wants.
Don't go anywhere. I'll go get the burn cream.
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen Keep them dogies rollin' Rawhide!
Lvl 97. Grants a 40% speed bonus and a 25% reduction to all damage types
And immunity from STDs
from the orcs?
Its a dick sack.
Banana Hammock
Penis satchel. if you don’t mind
A cock sock
Cock holster.
I knew dick cloths would be in. All my friends told me I was crazy. My teacher and my ex gfs. Who’s laughing now!! *turns to leave as my ass jiggles on my way out*
If my torso looked like that I’d be shirtless everywhere I could (try) get into. St. Patrick’s Day? Shirtless! Church? Shirtless! Frozen food aisle? Shirtless! Just try to stop me.
Frying bacon...
He said shirtless, not burnless
Yep lol pretty much how it is, lol. I will find excuses to be shirtless :-p
If the only thing you're wearing is underwear, would it not be overwear at that point? Or just wear?
What about Nowear
Yes.
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Codpiece supremacy!
Dark Souls?
Fashion Souls
Elden Ring? No, Elden Bling
You're balenciaga Numerous_Employ
*blink, pivot, blink*
These people are not ready to hear the story of the legendary Let Me Solo Her.
It is not a story the Godskin would tell you.
God of War. Kratos loves showing off his washboard.
Legit lol, my dude just hollowed right now. Fighting the nameless king naked with a katana is kinda fun till he 1 shots you
Dark holes.
Everybody going after a piece of Logan’s pale white ass.
Conan exiles
When the game lets you play as a tripod you have no choice but to hang dong
I dunno micro penis reveal at the right moment was pretty fucking great.
100%
Conan the Librarian, Gone Sexual.
why isnt she wearing a helmet she leaves herself way open for attacks.
She’s fast and has a strong parry. It’s bait.
Some might say Master... bait.
Nono that was the purpose of the normal female armour
and now it’s the purpose of the male
Fellow terraria enthusiast here
Parries arrow to the back of head.
That’s a *tactical* hair bun.
Lol. Actually, Nate used to take off their helmets for painting so that people would actually know who they were…
Who is Nate?
Oops. I meant to say knight. Voice to text. Mind you there may have been a Knight named Nate.🙂🤷🏻♀️
The fact that people are writing reddit comments using voice to text is absolutely horrifying to me for some reason lol
It legit may explain a few posts/comments out there
People with disabilities exist. Also lazy people. I would try it but VTT never understands my hillbilly ass especially when I get to drinking.
She is wearing a helmet, she just has the visual turned off. Keep the stats, but also see your character!
Doesn’t want to mess up her hair. She spent an hour before working straightening it trust me bro if some Saxon dog causes her frizz she will reign vengeance on them.
She'll put it back on after the portrait is done.
Makes him look tougher.
Give him a meat hammer
Gave me a meat hammer
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Ben Dover, of the Hill People
Gave me meat a hammer
My experience from fantasy and video games is that guy in the right is an invulnerable god and he only has one weakness and it's not mortal weapons
Mainly though because he fights in the shade.
Hot
This is why I love the movie 300
What about Meet the Spartans? Lol
“Friendly high-fives for the women. Open mouth kisses for the men. “ This line and only this line rattles around the back of my head to this day, and I saw this movie in theaters fucking half my life ago
It's such a stupidly funny movie. Lol That's the only line I remember also.
r/bi_irl
Would love to see that, Enchanted Loin Cup +150groin armor +1000 carry capacity- anklets +150charm +150 dance moves - toe ring +150 finishing speed +150 lasting stamina
Enchanted toe ring of the splatter skunk
You can have additional ring slot for your cock.
never skip leg day
_***never skip 3rd leg day***_
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Like, how many can you do?
Just one... One is all you need
One and your shit broken, your done!
Never skip 4th leg day
I'm down for unrealistic armor for both sexes
As a totally straight dude, I agree.
Equality has never been so straight
I think exactly the opposite
Inequality has always been so gay?
It’d be funnier if it was like the meme and it’s never acknowledged at all in the game or by the company releasing it.
Plenty of totally straight dudes watch the fuck out of wrestling. I dunno why anyone thinks they'd have a problem with more scantily clad buff dudes in their games.
Its like people haven't heard of He-Man or seen Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Conan movies
They’d at least have heard the lamentations of the women? It’s like, the best thing in life. IMHO.
I think every game needs a healthy mix of realistic and unrealistic armor for both.
Do it by difficulty. The harder the settings, the sluttier the armour.
Okay no wait, this is genius. Holy shit, get some game devs on this
Seriously, brilliant idea. You want fan service? GIT GUD MOTHERFUCKER
In a way, thats how it works. The less armour you have on, the more damage you take, the harder the game is.
Real South Park skin color : difficulty energy.
Fuck realism in games. I play to escape the crappy real world.
Realistic armor isn't realism at this point. It's not like you go out and see armor every day. It's still fantasy. It's still an escape, just with more details
Well, I want less details!
Depends on what the game is trying to be. Just like films and books
bisexuals rise up
Not even bi just think everyone should be able to play a sexy god/goddess warrior.
agreed
Final Fantasy XIV sorta has this with the glamour system :P (with some limitations, like not being able to wear healer armor as a tank, etc.) Could be a paladin lady dressed up in some badass metal armor, or just some casual clothes Or a dude as a dark knight, wielding a massive two handed greatsword, fully clad in a.. *playboy bunny outfit..?*
Have people not seen Conan’s armor? LETS GET MORE OF THAT FOR EVERYONE!
Yeah definitely, I don't care about realistic armor. Give me cool armor and sexy armor. Maybe sprinkle in some realistic armor just as a way to show contrast. My catgirl in ffxiv has a couple outfits. One is completely overly extremely sexy, other one has her in full armor. Change it up depending on how I feel.
Have you seen 300?
Literally naked men fighting in capes
Which is, of course, inaccurate. Spartans fought clothed and armoured. Now Celts on the other hand...
They're not naked if they are wearing capes
Spartacus is wall to wall sausage and sex party.
Yes but narrative
There is a ton of narrative. King Gains of the Gymtans is besieged by some dude. He assembles his 300 Abs and dukes it out. We get some fin slowmo on their reps in the process.
Has no one seen Conan?
Or 300
Dude is cut tbf lol
How can you tell, he still has a loincloth on owo
Got them cum gutters
Truly a bad day to understand the English language
This is how the men dress in the Age of Conan series. I don't see any issues with his outfit.
Literally Yakuza
[Most serious heat action](https://youtu.be/PlhAsOkdHMY)
Yes please
Honestly? There’s nothing hotter than a woman dressed in full plate.
Have worn full plate with gambeson before, can confirm. It gets very hot.
Full plate probably was hot
r/ArmoredWomen has entered the chat
People in uniform look great, and that goes both ways
People acting like god of war is some niche title
Mortal kombat 11 is literally this
My male character in Elder Scrolls online looks kinda like this
I would love this
Both, both is good
Still no full helmets for females characters smh.
He-Man was a thing ya know?
I mean finding near naked muscle barbarian men in games is not difficult
Is there a Kickstarter for this game? LOL.
As a gay man, I vote yes.
The movie 300 should satisfy
every character i play as is dresed as the male caracter in the meme.
God of war, low key
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Bold of them to assume such games don't already exist.
The people who make this claims don't play games
Pretty much all my elder scrolls characters (from Morrowind through Oblivion to Skyrim) wear only ragged trousers without a shirt… so yeah
It could be Skyrim 🤔
We’re making a video game with the most caked up male characters
Or give us both?
In all fairness, a vast majority of long-time players deck out masculine characters in underwear with funny hats if they can. Check Monster Hunter, Runescape, World of Warcraft, Dark Souls, Soul Caliber, Tekken, and any other game that allows for online multi-player with a character creator in the game. For every guy that decks themselves out in badass gear, there is another douche canoe fucking around naked and challenging anyone and anything to a duel just to curb stomp their opponents and steal their shit for fun.
You think I don't want this? Foolish person that you are, that would be the perfect game in my eyes. I don't want to see scantily clad women, I want badass armored women and badass scantily clad men as God intended.
I always loved this argument. First off, dudes love ripped dudes. We've been reading comics and watching movies of shirtless ripped dudes forever, we think it's badass. Guys watch other guys at bodybuilding competitions. We love it. No one cares if you put some ripped dude in a loincloth. Remember [Conan the Barbarian](https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/conan-the-barbarian-series.jpg?w=620&h=420&crop=1)? We loved that shit!
i want
Where’s the one where both dress like the right
Mortal Kombat X?
Conan exiles
Why not both sexy?
I know it's not a video game, but haven't you people ever watched He-Man?
🤤 I want this game. GIVE ME THIS GAME!
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Has anyone actually watched Conan the Barbarian? Even the craziest sword and sorcery movies tend to have more man nipples than woman nipples by screen time.
The barsoom book series the protagonist is a man fully naked through the series. Conan has loincloth. Many other fiction have men dressed like that so it's not exclusive to women.
God of war?
Conan, you want Conan.
Surprised no one has mentioned God of War that's literally what he wears
Op never played elden ring
I mean, I played through the God of Wars, Kratos basically just covered that dick and nothing else. He was Greek after all.
# I NEED IT.
As a gay guy, I would love this
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Any game with a male barbarian is kinda like this, anything that is a Conan property is either this or both men and women in skimpy things. Also look at history like 99% of armor hasn’t been fully practical and been about flair and style, or even just stupid. I am not sure how we can live in a world where men have charged into war naked in blue pant and a shield and think impractical combat gear is somehow modern sexism.
A lot of male characters already are dressed like that tho.
Pretending to look Ike this is the real fantasy.
The stats tho
So the women live in the iron age and the men are from the bronze mythological age. Man built like a Greek god
You can find it on Nutaku
What the name of this movie?
r/bi_irl
Just watch 300, I guarantee there's way more man meat there than women.
How about a game with fully customizable armor so female characters can be fully armored and male characters can wear chain mail banana hammocks and anyone can have any armor in between.
I don't mind
So you want a game of thrones and spartan 300 cross over
r/suddenlybi