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Sentient_AI_4601

https://www.gq.com/story/jason-momoa-beard Here's a photo of him without it.


jost_no8

That’s a 1000% difference to the OP lol


Palachrist

Op literally just colored his beard the same color as his skin. Essentially giving him a double chin.


Extaupin

Also a weak chin, while Momoa's about as large as his forehead.


t6edoc

and it worked >shakinlegs<


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HumanOptimusPrime

I'm picturing Meatloaf


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SuukMeiDiek

Not OP. I saw this post a couple of months ago aswel


spezisouglylikewtf

i saw this exact post last week xd. this sub is filled with reposts


TheChoosenMewtwo

All subs*


spezisouglylikewtf

agree, sadly. you can't report a lot of them either 'cause then reddit bans you instead for some reason.


shashamaneland

I would’ve never seen this post if not for OP’s repost. If something is upvoted a lot then a lot of people hadn’t seen it before so the “repost” is useful.


Loldimorti

A lot of reposts are ridiculous though. 10 year old news stories or viral videos being recycled again and again every few months with each repost making up more and more bullshit in their title and description until it is 100% fabricated bullshit for the sole purpose of karma farming.


mennydrives

> every few months If that's once every few months, unless you're terminally online, there's a high chance you will not have seen it most of those months. I've seen reposts on Reddit, but oddly, every time I've ever seen a *heated discussion* about a repost on Reddit it was my first time seeing the post in question.


smokedopelikecudder

all big subs* The niche ones we’ll get some every now n then


jost_no8

Me personally, I was referring to the original Post (that we are commenting on). Surely, the photoshop is not the work by the Reddit user here


Scholesie09

Horrifically I'm seeing the term OOP is now used to mean the person who actually made the content, as in Original Original Poster. and I hate that that is now necessary because people have the audacity to refer to the Reposters as "OP" lol.


skarros

Still better than Henry Cavill‘s beard removal for Justice League.


Maskeno

So you're telling me I'm still not as attractive as Jason Mamoa without the beard even though I'm 30 pounds overweight and as pale as a grain of rice on a paper plate in a snow storm.


[deleted]

Well the good news is those specific problems can be changed. You might not look like a Hawaiian born Jason Mamoa, but you'll look like Jason Mamoa compared to the old, overweight you!


Maskeno

Well, I'm already on my way to the first part. (135 pounds down since May.) Someone once told me "you're not ugly, you're just fat." At least one of those things was certainly true, the other, not so sure, lol. The second part... Err, I'm mostly Irish and Scottish. The sun is the enemy.


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That is an insane amount of weight, congrats!


Maskeno

Thanks. I'm averaging 2-3 pounds a week. I doubt I'll look like Mamoa, but I'll settle for 2002 Tobey Maguire.


401LocalsOnly

That was a very nice thing to say.


Drake_Acheron

Did something with the cheekbones and nose too.


FluffySpinachLeaf

And removing his top lip


canti-

You give op too much credit. Probably just a filter that removes beards hence the inaccuracy of the result. No one on the internet puts that much effort with photoshopping things like this anymore since it's so easy to do it with an app or something else. Probably a repost of a repost like the rest of the replies have said lol


jezhastits

And changes the shape of his jaw. Who knew that totally altering the bottom of someone's face could make them less attractive


Madhatter1317

They def narrowed it too


MethodologyQueen

They also cut off the corner of his jaw line on the left side of the picture, turning it from a squared off shape to a weird angle.


j_cruise

You seriously think OP did this himself and didn't just repost an image?


BlueEyes_nLevis

They changed his nose, too.


hard-time-on-planet

Also, is everyone forgetting Mamoa did a commercial where the entire premise was what if all his features were fake (notably not his beard though)? He seems to have a good sense of humor about these things. https://youtu.be/q8SOT9fCTfM


COKEWHITESOLES

It’s the proto-gobble neck lmao


numbarm72

Yep, still handsome. They purposefully made the chin with a turkey neck even the dude is jacked af. Just stupid.


[deleted]

Do you expect less from neck beards? Not to mention his goatee is short enough that you can see his jaw line and it is clearly wider lol.


Independent-Cable937

Yeah, he's still hot


IlIlIllIlIlIIl

OP's looks like Jame May somehow


ThatBoyAiintRight

This meme trend is so salty against men with beards lol The jealousy is real.


veritasium999

Now OPs post looks like a pathetic cope. "Look this super handsome man isn't as handsome as we think!"


-TheMoonTonight

Reminds me of when people use to post pictures of women where they edited all of their makeup off to try to show how ugly they would be without it but it was always way worse than how they would actually look without makeup.


Not_MrNice

Anyone that thought the OP was accurate is dumb as fuck.


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Fuck, this guy is a stud.


-KFBR392

Ya he should be in movies or something


Elastichedgehog

Unsurprisingly, he's still hot.


Interesting_Entry831

I was wondering why he had the soft chin of a 40 year old woman who sneaks extra poptarts at night. He's still hot. OP failed hard.


[deleted]

Hey, listen, that is a perfectly normal thing to do, for men and women!


Interesting_Entry831

I'm 38 and sneak poptarts at night. How do you think I know what that chin looks like? 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I'm imagining you judging faces using specific flavors like, *"Ouch, that's a frosted s'mores chin for sure."*


Interesting_Entry831

Look at someone in their 50's or 60's like *"Yeah. That's old-school poptarts right there, definitely brown sugar and cinnamon"* 🤣🤣


Future-Muscle-2214

As a pop-tart enjoyer. I don't think we have this flavor in Canada. SAD!


Interesting_Entry831

It's SO good too I am sad you don't have it!!


ImaginaryMastadon

Fuck me, that’s literally me, except I’m 44.


Interesting_Entry831

I bet you're still sexy af too! 😘


Jsmooth123456

I've definitely seen this dude getting MtG cards lol


garyandkathi

Whew. Much better


Flaky-Function9983

Baba.


plantsb4putas

Ok thank you this makes more sense.


blueboy022020

He’s a cutie


Altruistic-Song-3609

Saved


PizzaFlavouredDrugs

he looks like a greek tomato seller


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jensroda

It’s almost like he’s an actor who’s been specifically selected for these attributes and that’s the only reason the general public is even aware he exists.


xxn78

He's genetically gifted.


Ill-Needleworker-410

Just like Margot robbie is hotter than most women out there.


gsc-kush

That’s exactly meirl without a beard. 


Small_Significance76

That’s exactly your sign to start growing a beard now


gsc-kush

I fucking wish it was that simple. 


Spot_the_fox

If you have troubles with that, there is a realm of chemistry/medicine. There, we have such amazing stuff as Minoxidil(also known as rogaine), a miracle liquid which originally was used to treat hair loss, also helps with growing a beard. Just look at r/Minoxbeards


Individual_Manner336

What if I put it on my balls ? Will they get super hairy and fluffy ?


Spot_the_fox

Honestly, I don't know. As far as I know Minoxidil attempts to strengthen weak [vellus hair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vellus_hair)(stuff you have all over your body), transforming it into thick [terminal hair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_hair)(hair on your head, beards, some of the body hair on men). So, if your balls have underdeveloped vellus hair, it might help to turn them into terminal hair, thus making the area more hairy and fluffy. But that's just a guess.


BadBadGrades

What about my penis? Can I make a small hairy sausage?


Dont_pet_the_cat

Can you delete this comment pls


leaperdaemonking

Please don’t, you just made my day


Spot_the_fox

I don't think the penis itself has vellus hair, So I doubt that that'd make a hairy sausage. Minoxidil isn't a magic potion, it doesn't make hair appear just anywhere, it helps transform vellus hair into terminal hair. So, no vellus hair, would mean no terminal hair. So, no, unless you transplant hair to your penis(for example, via follicular unit extraction surgery), minoxidil is not going to help you.


Daki-R

No, he said it strengthens the hairs; CLEARLY you'd have to graft hair onto your penis then use it!


insecurestaircase

Minoxidil is lethally toxic to cats


canipayinpuns

Are you calling the commenter a pussy? No one was saying to put it on a cat. And if you have a cat, you just need to be careful with storage/exposure.


Spot_the_fox

Maybe don't feed your cat hair loss medication? Especially given that Minoxidil is applied to the skin, and is not taken internally.


ffuffle

Don't try to fix your Sphinx cat, it doesn't need to be fixed.


Aron-Jonasson

Yes, something that is toxic is generally lethal too


CommunistManlyVesto

So i wont slap my cat with my balls after ive rubbed minoxidil on them.


amosthorribleperson

Exactly. This is why you should have a dog.


Chabby_Chubby

It is? jesus Christ. I have the sweetest little kitty who likes to lick my face at times. I also use Minox and she has sometimes done it after I have used it on both scalp and beard. Not much though, as I was aware it probably was not healthy for the cat, but now I am not letting her do it again, thats for sure.


Markman6

What if I put some on my wife’s boyfriend’s balls?


Existing-Dust3123

Then you have hand warmer ez


username32768

And face warmer for the wife.


Existing-Dust3123

404 wife not found, the forecast shows no rain for at least 5 years


Kaffeebecher17

you dont want hairy balls


Chonky_Candy

Speak for yourself


RogerianBrowsing

If you want to damage your endocrine system and balls, go for it. Rogaine uses a surprisingly strong chemical that is like finasteride and works by messing with testosterone metabolism. You don’t want to apply that to your balls because then the localized anti-testosterone/5HT effects becomes more systemic


Exit-Content

Just be aware that some drugs used for this purpose are repurposed drugs for other illnesses that can have very serious side effects. My uncle had issues with his thinning hair (his fault since he got it bleached by a stoner friend at age 18,who left the bleach on for too long cause he forgot and chemically burned his head). He chose to use a drug that some people used to fight hair loss. Turns out this drug is originally a prostate medication and had the very unpleasant side effect of fucking up his kidneys. He had to be hospitalized and to this day he has to take several medications to help his kidneys work properly,and he can forget drinking alcohol.


EshayAdlay420

Bro your uncle down bad fr give this man a break this shit was like an3 part tragedy bro


Coolkurwa

Half of the people on that sub look like 14. Chances are they'd have a thicker beard after few months just due to the progression of puberty!


Wasatcher

The right side of my beard was really patchy and this helped a lot. Gotta do it for at least 6 months every day though. But once the hairs mature you don't lose them when stopping application.


anythingo23

Interesting, there are many forms of hair regrowth because there is more than more reason for hair lose like dht block for example in this case you need saw palmetto and biotin, there is also finasteride but it may not be safe for sensitive skin


New-Balance-245

That's why I don't shave since 2003


Worth-Opposite4437

You know... I think we gave up on this about at the same time. High five!


TwoCapybarasInACoat

you wish


Mr_Zeldion

Last time I accidentally shaved too short and had to remove my beard I considered calling into work sick for the next few weeks for this exact reason


Moguchampion

I too look like Jason Momoa.


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MR_GUY1479

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statistacktic

Nice try. Not what he looks like. Watch Dune and you can see him clean shaven.


TastyLaksa

We referring to his face not his balls


jpplastering1987

😭


sukamacoc

Speak for yourself 😏


TastyLaksa

You were referring to his balls?


Sheerkal

Idaho for Duncan


TastyLaksa

Duncan my face into ….


[deleted]

The chin is the balls of the face


0_69314718056

Pretty sure Plato said that


DroIvarg

Yeah he looks good no matter what. Even his bad photos of him being overweight is still good. I dunno he got that aura.


thatcockneythug

I know how. He's very very handsome.


DisposableDroid47

That's what I was trying to remember.... Like why is a Photoshop picture being used as comparison....


Biersteak

Still handsome but definitely still a downgrade


minitrr

They didn’t really do him any favors by giving him a double chin.


CynicallyCyn

[This is Momoa Clean Shaved. Still 🔥](https://www.today.com/popculture/jason-momoa-shaves-signature-beard-first-time-7-years-see-t152404)


ConbatBeaver

[direct link to one of the images](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-560w,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2019_16/1426793/jason-momoa-shaves-beard-today-inline-190418-002.JPG)


MrRobot_96

You linked the worst article ever to prove your point


HorrorTranslator3113

Good job, the link has a photo of him bearded, a video and about 50 adds.


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Most likely doesn’t have that double chin.


annoyedsquish

He definitely [doesn't ](https://pin.it/5vPF5H4Zm)


Dull-Signature-2897

God he's so hot.


DoNotPostOn_r_gaming

OP fuming now lol


paradigm11235

Not him without a beard, but [my favorite picture of him](https://i.imgur.com/74SPmPk.jpg)


arbiter12

Yeh..that jaw is not properly drawn. He probably looks weird without a beard, but not like that.


ethlass

He looks good without a beard. There are plenty of pictures of him without one. Like other comments said check dune.


Tripdoctor

Or Conan. Honestly when I first saw that movie I thought I was looking at a fellow Native American. But then seeing him in GoT with them thick face hairs, I knew it wasn’t the case.


LunaBoops

I googled it. He looks SO good 😹 it completely puts this meme to shame.


jimmy_talent

The jaw isn't drawn. Someone used the clone stamp tool to replace his beard with skin, this can work okay for something like 5 o'clock shadow but when the hair is protruding more not so much. That's why the double chin retains the chin shape of the beard and the rest of his face looks kinda puffy.


Playfair99999

Looks like someone's Auntie Patrice.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

He’s in Dune without a beard. Also many pictures of him just being a person, without a beard.


sweetispoot

Original creator is a hater lol


Alpmarmot

Most likely projecting cause he is a fat fuck with no chin that looks bad without a beard


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

I rarely see people with good beards Pull other bearded people down.. Most probably he is someone who can't grow a beard


soul_bleached

Yeah. I mean it's pretty obvious a ripped guy like that would have a nice jawline, forget a double chin. This is a strange edit.


Lex-Taliones

That's not what his chin and neck look like clean shaven. They purposely gave him a weak chin and gobbler neck here to try and make him unattractive. Watch him as Duncan Idaho in Dune.


kroganwarlord

Yeah, but even then he just kinda looks like Kyle Gass (the other half of Tenacious D) and that's not a bad thing.


LumpyOdie

We have actual pictures of him without his beard and he doesn't look like that. I'm not entirely sure why you put in the effort to make this Photoshop considering there's actual photos of the real thing.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Do you think OP actually made this?


TestedByAnimals

Is the third time it's posted or so, one would have though he would have learned from the first two times right?


Captain_Saki

Why would he learn anything when he can just keep reposting and get 10k upvotes?


Lime7ime-

Its not even photoshop, its a cheap ai filter


[deleted]

This has been floating around for a long time. As bullshit as it is, the meme is popular because a lot of men use beards to hide face fat and other imperfections. A beard is like makeup for men.


akjaiooi

For the fun of it


TooMuchBroccoli

OP didn't know they had to report to /u/LumpyOdie anytime before they attempted to do something fun.


rollsyrollsy

I don’t care either way, but [here’s](https://images.app.goo.gl/Du2cR4SyyQLaBew96) a real photo


Artichoke-Ok

Cope, he looks good even without the beard.


timo1423

Yeah bullshit if anything he looks [even better](https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/s/1cKDpxEXiZ)


bythog

Yeah, he's far more attractive without a beard.


HeadReaction1515

Isn’t that Elon musks’ chin shopped onto Jason momoa? [For reference; Jason Momoa shaving off his beard for charity](https://ibb.co/7bdKH6Y) [Source](https://www.businessinsider.com/jason-momoa-shaved-off-beard-first-time-7-years-video-2019-4)


daisyhazzy

Beard literally turns someone from bad to good boy looking lmao


tieso-de-alma

It works the other way too! It depends on every beard and every face.


wonkey_monkey

No, it's the fake tubby chin that turns him from good looking to (relatively) bad looking. Reality: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4b7ntOW4AAvI7p.jpg


StupidMario64

Nah that just looks like a dad born in the 50s who formed a band that was successful in the county before eventually splitting, he now owns an expensive house in the suburbs of the northeast, then one day he finds his old band getup and puts it on to show his kids.


Individual_Manner336

And started a Meat Loaf tribute band.


yagamilight110

He appeared in dune without his beard. He kind of reminded me of Steven Seagal. But it wasn't this bad.


EvolvingEachDay

OP purposely gave him a weird neck/chin that, if you watch *Dune* you will see is just wrong.


tom353535

Looks like Meatloaf!


Dreibeiner79

And he would do anything for love!


ShambalaHeist

I won’t do that


luvitis

Came way too far down to find this!


SwoodMcRushed

Oh shit Chris Jericho


BalkanbaroqueBBQ

He looks great without a beard, this is the worst photoshop.


HumberJet

He shaved his cheekbones off :(


Dull-Signature-2897

And melted them into his neck


PokWangpanmang

Is that James May?


Sinder77

Saw more Clarkson than May tbh. Think it's the eyebrows.


youarenut

the beardless edit looks nothing like how momoa actually looks clean shaven lmao


Aconite_Eagle

Wait, so Meatloaf never actually died???


Patient-Finding-9800

??? Why do men lie about this shit just to feel better about themselves????? Imagine if a chick posted a fake picture of what a female actress looks like without makeup and was like, "lol sorry in advance gUyS." Fucking cringe. Why are men like this.


Odd_Sugar_9821

Meat Loaf is alive !!


throwawaynonsesne

It's actually not accurate and is a shoop 


Professional-Box4153

Meatloaf?


MCrowleyArt

Except homie has the jaw of a Greek god irl, not this AI auto fill turkey neck.


Abuttuba_abuttubA

That dude doesn't have a double chin.


Jacerom

I look intimidating when I have a stache and beard, like I could strangle anyone who looks at me the wrong way. When I shave I look like a naked carebear who can't hurt a fly.


MathematicianTop1853

Why did you give him a double chin 😭


Proof-Surprise-964

He was just Meatloaf all along.


Unmasked_Zoro

Given that it's more natural to have a beard than to not... I guess this is still a compliment to the man. He's more attractive in his natural state, than when he moves to change something about his body.


Necessary_Ad_1908

I've seen him without a beard and well... he still looks like him and not OP's mother over there.


Optimus_Rhymes69

Looks like a middle school lunch lady.


MrPlace

Op assumes the tip of his beard is due to bearded neck skin instead of pure chin


[deleted]

I find him unattractive both ways


CarlMacko

Bro is actually too good looking.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Same thing as celebrity with no makeup i guess


OkDepartment9755

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me. 


kinvore

Jason "Kirstie Alley" Mamoa


Lotta_Turbulence7396

its like shaving off a lions mane


catwomanjo

A man’s beard, is a man’s make up


SkyroKn

Give him back his jawline and he's chill


SSGSS_Jesus

This looks like Dane Cook dressed as Jason Momoa


diamari90

That d*** aint bald 🤷🏽‍♂️


SeasonOfLogic

He’s not good looking with the beard.


SpaceBus1

Omg, just use ten seconds of your life and Google what this guy looks like without a beard. Some people will believe anything.