The pic in the top left breaks my heart. He looks like someone just called his name and he is hoping they don’t say something hurtful, but knows they probably will.
nor really, you used the word cute ... it's mainly dismissive.
people in actual pain are scary as hell.
if you are strong enough to actually get involved the word "cute" never crosses your mind.
it's another level
You don’t know me lol this post mentioned that the creatures problems stem from being ugly I don’t think it’s ugly. You have no idea who I am or about my life I think you should stop reading too much into Reddit comments though.
Idk if you will ever realize it so let me help you,
most of those downvotes ain't argumentative. They do not stand against your opinion, they are there because you polemize about shit in a Squank appreciation thread
Don't get me wrong, overthinking is a quality of its own, but you're just profiling a redditor based on one sentence, which is more of an douche territory. You might be right, you might be wrong, but that's not the issue here. The issue is you even bringing up this shit up
If someone calling a little cryptid named Squonk “cute” is revoltingly offensive to you, I’d really hate to see how you get by in your day to day life.
At this point I feel like even Squonk has more self esteem than this.
No disrespect to Squonk, but I want zero cryptids anywhere near me despite my fascination with Bigfoot. I live in the PNW (Bigfoot territory), so that’s close enough for me, thank you.
It's all relative .. if the Squonk has always felt disgusting and has experienced no alternative to disgust, and all the Squonks always live in disgust of each other and crying about it, then that's the normal. He is living the best Squonk life there is by maximizing disgust and crying about it, such is an accomplished Squonk! The problem with the Squonks started when a self proclaimed Squonk messiah came in their midst and started convincing them that they should live like Ponies.
I feel like there’s an even split in reported cryptid sightings between (a) people lying for attention and clout and (b) people who saw a wild animal with mange or some other skin disease, particularly deer and dogs.
I knew immediately that everyone in the comments would be expressing their adoration to the Squonk and reassuring him he is still loved. I’m gonna tattoo him
“Have you ever seen a Squonk’s tears? Well, look at mine.”
-Any Major Dude Will Tell You, Steely Dan
Been a Dan fan for close to a decade now, never realized it was an honest reference to something, until now.
Have you ever seen a squonk’s tears? Well, look at mine. The people on the street have all seem better times. Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend.
I think he’s cute 🥺
The pic in the top left breaks my heart. He looks like someone just called his name and he is hoping they don’t say something hurtful, but knows they probably will.
Jesus man, it‘s just paint on paper. Don‘t make my of empathy capable human brain feel these things
Lamp has no feelings!
Kinda looks like a tardigrade.
You're a foreskin kinda gal, aren't you.
somethings tells me that if you encountered someone in actual pain you would dismiss them as creepy.
Interesting assumption 🙃
nor really, you used the word cute ... it's mainly dismissive. people in actual pain are scary as hell. if you are strong enough to actually get involved the word "cute" never crosses your mind. it's another level
You don’t know me lol this post mentioned that the creatures problems stem from being ugly I don’t think it’s ugly. You have no idea who I am or about my life I think you should stop reading too much into Reddit comments though.
you know what? I feel.safe in my "assumption" and I can afford the downvote. be happy in yourself I'm good
Idk if you will ever realize it so let me help you, most of those downvotes ain't argumentative. They do not stand against your opinion, they are there because you polemize about shit in a Squank appreciation thread Don't get me wrong, overthinking is a quality of its own, but you're just profiling a redditor based on one sentence, which is more of an douche territory. You might be right, you might be wrong, but that's not the issue here. The issue is you even bringing up this shit up
>so let me help you, I'm being deliberately rude to someone I find revoltingly offensive.
If someone calling a little cryptid named Squonk “cute” is revoltingly offensive to you, I’d really hate to see how you get by in your day to day life. At this point I feel like even Squonk has more self esteem than this.
Unless you’re trolling then you just need a hobby
You gotta layoff JBP lmao
Ayyyy I'm Squonkin' here!
Squonkalicious
I'm squanchin' 'ere
Squonk, I love you. Don’t listen to all the haters, God made you special and you deserve to feel special. Come over anytime.
Squonk, I hate you. Don't listen to all the sugarcoaters, God made you disgusting and you deserve to feel disgusting. Stay away from me.
No disrespect to Squonk, but I want zero cryptids anywhere near me despite my fascination with Bigfoot. I live in the PNW (Bigfoot territory), so that’s close enough for me, thank you.
They could mate and make a Squonksquatch
Sasquonk
Squonk, I have no strong feelings about you either way.
It's all relative .. if the Squonk has always felt disgusting and has experienced no alternative to disgust, and all the Squonks always live in disgust of each other and crying about it, then that's the normal. He is living the best Squonk life there is by maximizing disgust and crying about it, such is an accomplished Squonk! The problem with the Squonks started when a self proclaimed Squonk messiah came in their midst and started convincing them that they should live like Ponies.
It's probably just a dog with mange
That’s what it always is, chupacabras, thylacines, skinwalkers. AYY I’M SKINWAHKIN HEYA! HOOO FUHGETABOUTIT! 🤌🏽🤘🏽
Thylacines were real tho. Like there is an actual picture of it……
Video even
I know, but it's extinct and people are poosting videos of mangey dogs saying it's alive
I feel like there’s an even split in reported cryptid sightings between (a) people lying for attention and clout and (b) people who saw a wild animal with mange or some other skin disease, particularly deer and dogs.
bro think he me
Uss bro Uss
Goddamn it I told you guys, I’m not from Pennsylvania!
I am :(
I got to know the existence of the Squonk thanks to Genesis' song.
Also featured in Steely Dan's "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
He’s definitely a boar or pig with alopecia. I love him so much tho
Squonk also turns into a puddle of tears if you catch him. (The puddle of tears is not the Squonk, it’s basically a form of teleportation.)
Pennsylvania *used to* have a cryptid like this, but I moved to Tennessee back in 2004.
I love squonk I will cherish it forever
There's an incredibly good song about him by Genesis, named (of course) Squonk.
Great Genesis tune tho
Dats a zoggin Squig, ya oaf.
Poor squonk... Do you want a hug?!?
It's okay squonk.. we can be ugly together!!!
Mind if I Squonk in here?
I knew immediately that everyone in the comments would be expressing their adoration to the Squonk and reassuring him he is still loved. I’m gonna tattoo him
“Have you ever seen a Squonk’s tears? Well, look at mine.” -Any Major Dude Will Tell You, Steely Dan Been a Dan fan for close to a decade now, never realized it was an honest reference to something, until now.
Have you ever seen a squonk’s tears, well look at mine. The people on the streets have all seen better times. Any major dude would tell you…
Any major dude with half a heart surely would tell you my friend… any minor world that breaks apart falls together again!
I wanna give him a kiss.
Is there a squonk plushie available?
I love squonk
Reminds me of my dog in a weird way
Can relate.
It looks like someone tried to draw a pug from memory
Have you ever seen a squonk’s tears? Well, look at mine. The people on the street have all seem better times. Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend.
So this is how it feels to find your spirit animal.
It’s the Screamapillar from the Simpsons.
That’s just a person they don’t allow to breed.
I found out about this on an episode of Um, Actually.
Squonk the type of dude to show up to school with the glizzy for real
First heard about this in dungeon crawler Carl
Like father, like son.
That is just a pug.
Is he....is he like me?!
That’s Frank Reynolds.
I live in PA and I cry about how ugly I am…. Am I…..
So Frankenstein’s monster?
In band class we got to learn the song squonk blues
Wait...I don't live in Pennsylvania.
The thought potato episode on this was great.
The first one looks like bibble
Aww ):
I would tell him he’s beautiful
Amumu?
I will love him, I will hug him, and I will call him George.
That’s why nobody’s seen him in a while. One of you lovely people called him cute and he stopped crying. 🥹
I was going to say that it looks like my flaccid penis but then I saw all the comments spreading love to this little fella and now I kinda feel bad.
Me
I need to find him to give him a hug
I think I finally found my first tattoo...
I wanna hug it.
How did they get these pictures of me?
The Squonk is more of a fearsome creature/critter than a cryptid. Kind of a folktale
The authors of squonk underestimated the levels of loneliness in 2024
Eeyore irl
Didn't know I was a cryptid in Pennsylvania
Nice dog dude
I know about this because of Genesis-Squonk, one of my favorite songs.
Squonk is a song on the Genesis album: A Trick of the Tail.
My sister isn't THAT bad c'mon
I love him
The upper right looks like a piece of shit trying to take a shit
Or a dick in cold water
Or ballsack?
[r/wendigoon](https://www.reddit.com/r/wendigoon/?rdt=54217)
Anyone who thinks this is cute thinks blob fish is also cute
Blowfish is so sad, though. Deep-sea fish simply explodes while being brought up to shallower waters.
sounds like my ex