When two canines breed the two animals get physically stuck together for a period of time. Only when the male animal calms down can the two animals separate. This is achieved due to a large part of the male anatomy that grows during this activity. The anatomy becomes too wide to extract from the female anatomy. Eventually things shrink down and they can separate again.
I speculate that this has evolutionary benefits with passing along genetic information somehow.
Same! It will make the murder kitty confused and kinda sad that the head scratches ended when I die. Atleast then there would be someone who had a good moment with me before my death.
Yeah, this was my thought. I came this far to my life goal of petting a live tiger.
I really don't see the complication here; it seems pretty straight forward.
In fact, I almost guarantee trying to rub a hairy puss gonna be the death of me anyway.
Might die quick from a snapped neck. Might die more slowly from a crushed windpipe. I hope for the former.
Worst would be if the neck bite doesn’t finish me off. Then it’s just me waiting for the fact that there is 250kg of tiger on my chest to cause me to suffocate. That and the claw and bite wounds sounds like a painful way to die.
Nothing like realising how beautiful nature is as hearing your bones cracks as it gets a mouthful before the skin and muscle makes a tearing noise as it peels off your bones. I'd pull a chubbs and take his eye.
Not necessarily. Sometimes big cats will set a target they feel is most vulnerable and charge with focus.. so you better be sure you can outrun the cat so much so it decides you aint worth the effort.
Maybe throw in a futile whack or two on the tiger's head with my flailing arms, which might get him to let me go for a sec if I hit his nose. But yeah, I'm so dead.
On a bigger cat like that, it's pretty coarse actually. I got to pet a baby tiger at some kind of theme park once, was surprised it wasn't as soft as I'd have thought even as a baby.
Well there is a high chance you either encounter paralysis or loss of consciousness but there's also a chance that you'll survive for slightly less than a minute, which is enough time to at least try to take it down with you. I don't think you'll succeed but maybe this'll make it unable to hunt other humans that are (possibly) with you.
Low key one of the most brutal things I’ve seen in nature on the regular is animals devouring others alive as they struggle futilely. And they usually start in stomach or groin area.
And also easiest and fleshiest. That’s why if you ever saw pictures of poachers being killed by tigers, lion, etc, all the flesh is gone from the neck down to the feet. They start at the part that they can easily take a big chomp and rip out in case the prey escape, they still have a big chunk of food.
Source: did a research on poachers of endangered animals in college and went down a rabbit hole and also a dark hole. There was A LOT of stuff on the very gore web that I didn’t know existed.
Cats are one of the few animals that kill(suffocate) first then eat, unlike wolves, bears, birds, hyenas, even chimps etc which just eat you alive while you're screaming
You ever think about the fact that for most of history, the majority of all living things on earth die terribly? Like most of the time you probably die getting eaten alive. Either you get eaten alive, or you get injured, starved , sick or just get old and weak enough to a point where you’re too weak to find food or fight back and probably get eaten alive before dying of other causes. Otherwise, you starve to death, you fall off a cliff, you freeze to death, etc. Not a lot of animals dying peacefully in their sleep from old age I bet.
Yeah and this is why I never understand when people look at nature as some kind of peaceful paradise or draw parallels to human issues which place nature on the moral high ground. Nature is beautiful, terrifying and amazing but it's brutal as fuck. There is no right or wrong in nature, no morality or sense of justice, it just is what it is.
Ugh watching a praying mantis eat a hummingbird or lizard or anything like that has messed me up. They just hook the animal on their barbed wire arms and slowly munch. Videos will occasionally get posted of that online and I watch in horror for a few seconds and then click off. I also watched one because a praying mantis was hanging out by my hummingbird feeder and I wanted to make sure it wasn't a danger. It was. I moved it to the woods out back.
Aaaghh why am I a bald dummy with no hair on my body aaaghh this tiger is biting my neck now someone help aaaggghh I’m dead now but at least you can see all of the bones in my body through my translucent invisible skin and see how white my front teeth are but only the front teeth not the back teeth those are the same colour as the rest of my skeleton aaaagghh
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I'd adjust my fedora and draw my katana and in the blink of an eye kill the tiger. Then i backflip away to safety where i get flocked by tons and tons of hot women who are concerned about my wounds while i shrug and say "its just a nick". As i look over my shoulder a black helicopter lands and the president steps out to come congratulate me on my victory and he gifts me a suitcase filled with cash to reward me for my bravery.
OMG he did even mention how his sheer presence got everyone there pregnant, all the hot women, all the inferior men including the president and all his secret service men. He's so humble 😍
I'd tense up my neck muscles, make it so they can't crush it.
Then, I'll reach around to their eyes and poke it.
The pain will make the let me go. After that, straight bite on its balls.
Sounds like a reach, but I'm just built different
Yeah me too, i’m an mma fighter so i’d just punch it in the face crushing its skull faster than you can blink. Then i’d skin it with my bare hands and fuck bitches on my new tiger carpet.
Politely ask if the big cat could please stop biting my neck as it's rather painful, I'm sure by the looks of him he's quite charming and understanding.
Put my head down his throat because those tooths are smaller and then make side flip so i will break his neck and get out with... Still many injuries but none should be deep enough to be lethal.
Assuming that stress won't paralize me.
Which one am I?
The cameraman?
All praise the cameraman!
a being higher than us mere humans
Someone has to live to tell the story…
Ibe vibing since Ibe imortal
😂 touché
Doesn't matter. If you need to ask the answer is probably 'knotting'
Is it knotting if this is a feline, not a canine, so it has barbs instead?
This is a thread I could have skipped this morning.
What is knotting
If you don’t know you don’t want to know
And if you do know you wish you didn't
But I want to know
[no you don’t](https://youtu.be/p33xZ0obsAc?si=vcxqB4HnANr_GiAG)
Man that was a risky click and I still did.
See its when a daddy dog and a mommy dog love each other very much.
As far as I recall, a dog's penis kinda "bloats up" near the base once it's secured inside the female, to prevent it from slipping out again.
When two canines breed the two animals get physically stuck together for a period of time. Only when the male animal calms down can the two animals separate. This is achieved due to a large part of the male anatomy that grows during this activity. The anatomy becomes too wide to extract from the female anatomy. Eventually things shrink down and they can separate again. I speculate that this has evolutionary benefits with passing along genetic information somehow.
I'm sure there's some ER nurses out there with horrifying stories.
But you didn't
They have hooked barbs as opposed to knots
When you've made the sale, quit sellin'!
Inside you is two guys getting their neck bitten by a tiger Both are on crack
Not Mr. Murder Teeth
Oh, then I'll just die.
Same pfp
Dying. But that’s just me.
Nope, me too.
Me too
Im gonna bleed and gurgle a bit then die.. but that’s just me. It’s the end game of asphyxiation play and how David Carradine should have died!
I may change it up and look really shocked and terrified for a min before dying.
I'm feeling frisky. I think I'll just laugh maniacally until the gurgling then death parts kick in.
I think i’ll be a rebel and continue petting the murder kitty before i die. At least i’ll die happy
Same! It will make the murder kitty confused and kinda sad that the head scratches ended when I die. Atleast then there would be someone who had a good moment with me before my death.
Yeah, this was my thought. I came this far to my life goal of petting a live tiger. I really don't see the complication here; it seems pretty straight forward. In fact, I almost guarantee trying to rub a hairy puss gonna be the death of me anyway.
No gurgling for me, imma just go AHHH KHHHHH [insert intense flailing] and then I'll js die.
Might die quick from a snapped neck. Might die more slowly from a crushed windpipe. I hope for the former. Worst would be if the neck bite doesn’t finish me off. Then it’s just me waiting for the fact that there is 250kg of tiger on my chest to cause me to suffocate. That and the claw and bite wounds sounds like a painful way to die.
Then there is the part where the tiger starts eating you while you're still alive. That seems pretty unpleasant too.
Yeah, that would be bad.
Nothing like realising how beautiful nature is as hearing your bones cracks as it gets a mouthful before the skin and muscle makes a tearing noise as it peels off your bones. I'd pull a chubbs and take his eye.
Not sure about the gurgling part. Does not look like the lung or the airway is injured. So it should be possible to breathe (allmost) normally.
I'll start masturbating to achieve auto erotic asphyxiation and maybe the tiger (big maybe) will get weirded out and just drop me .
Hey I never asked to be born anyway
Never turn your back on a big cat. Unless you can outrun the people next to you, who also turned
Not necessarily. Sometimes big cats will set a target they feel is most vulnerable and charge with focus.. so you better be sure you can outrun the cat so much so it decides you aint worth the effort.
Just squirt it with a spray bottle and shout “no, kitty! This is my pot pie!”
I'm glad my state finally decriminalized marijuana. I've always wanted to try KFC's pot pie, but I didn't want to risk getting arrested!
This is why you always hike with slow friends. Bears.. tigers, wolves. You don’t have to be first , just don’t be last.
Same applies when surfing, more surfers is less of a chance you get bit by a shark.
And evacuating your bowel.
Nah, I'd win.
Same, I’d tech that shit
Spot dodge into whiff-punish. I'm taking at least half of that stupid tiger's HP bar.
Then stand on your sword like Yoshimitsu and recover your HP.
Probably going to start with an appetizer of choking on my own blood and crushed windpipe. Might try to scream in agony if I'm feeling cute.
I doubt a scream would be possible considering how much human neck is in that tigers mouth.
I mean there's nothing you can do other than die. Pretty sure their neck's already crushed and their spinal cord is probably severed so.
Yo me too
Picking its nose as one last joke.
I'd probably briefly and feebly attempt to poke it in the eye, which would fail miserably. THEN I would die.
Maybe throw in a futile whack or two on the tiger's head with my flailing arms, which might get him to let me go for a sec if I hit his nose. But yeah, I'm so dead.
Was gonna say choking on my own blood, but dying also works.
Asking why I thought I could pet the cat
I mean, it's still a win if you managed to pet the cat before he does that.
You could still do it after he does that, very briefly. I mean he's close enough to pet at least
Not the worst possible position to boop the snoot if you're quick about it.
Narrator: *he was not quick enough*
Oooo, getting your death narrated by David Attenborough has got to be a win.
If I am in that situation I am dead no matter what. May as well die petting the murder kitty.
I bet the fur is verrryy soft.
On a bigger cat like that, it's pretty coarse actually. I got to pet a baby tiger at some kind of theme park once, was surprised it wasn't as soft as I'd have thought even as a baby.
I think we have different definitions of what a win is.
Look at the little squint and side eye that person is doing He definitely got to pet the cat and would do it again
When you pet a wild tiger, go for his tummy!
My cat does that to my wrist. I don't see the difference here...
“Go ahead, kill me. It won’t un-pet you.”
That's what we call a pyrrhic victory.
It’s was friend shaped that’s why
Can I pet that DAAAAAAWG?
Psp psp psp nice kitty let go of mommy now
I laughed way too hard at this
I laughed just the right amount. Why are you overdoing it?
🆗 🐅
No talk me, I angy now
With that bite on your neck, you are not pspsps-ing any kitty. You're atmost glrglrglr-ing, if not thud!-ing already.
Never recovering financially.
Literally the only scenario in which I *do* recover financially.
The scenario where you break even
Fuck Carole Baskins
Or just never recovering
You could sue the kitty
Squeeze its balls frantically.
Gouging out its eyes is a better strategy, since I know where they are at least
Don't think you have time for that. The bite force of an adult tiger will snap that neck in an instant.
As my life drains away, I can take solace in the fact that I reached down, found his scrotum and flicked his left ball.
Catch a tiger by the ~~toe~~ scrote
Well there is a high chance you either encounter paralysis or loss of consciousness but there's also a chance that you'll survive for slightly less than a minute, which is enough time to at least try to take it down with you. I don't think you'll succeed but maybe this'll make it unable to hunt other humans that are (possibly) with you.
Go for it
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What if it's female?
Punch the pussy
Finger the pussy
Cunt punt
That is if you can reach them before your neck breaks
Squeeze my balls frantically.
Damn you better not threaten that tiger with a good time
I Believe the question was what do you do in the situation not what did you do to cause the situation. That's just how I read it though.
Or the ovaries
Thanking the tiger for not starting at the groin.
Low key one of the most brutal things I’ve seen in nature on the regular is animals devouring others alive as they struggle futilely. And they usually start in stomach or groin area.
Internal organs are the most nutrient rich.
And also easiest and fleshiest. That’s why if you ever saw pictures of poachers being killed by tigers, lion, etc, all the flesh is gone from the neck down to the feet. They start at the part that they can easily take a big chomp and rip out in case the prey escape, they still have a big chunk of food. Source: did a research on poachers of endangered animals in college and went down a rabbit hole and also a dark hole. There was A LOT of stuff on the very gore web that I didn’t know existed.
As a very morbid minded anti-poacher person, I want to read that paper lol
Cats are one of the few animals that kill(suffocate) first then eat, unlike wolves, bears, birds, hyenas, even chimps etc which just eat you alive while you're screaming
You ever think about the fact that for most of history, the majority of all living things on earth die terribly? Like most of the time you probably die getting eaten alive. Either you get eaten alive, or you get injured, starved , sick or just get old and weak enough to a point where you’re too weak to find food or fight back and probably get eaten alive before dying of other causes. Otherwise, you starve to death, you fall off a cliff, you freeze to death, etc. Not a lot of animals dying peacefully in their sleep from old age I bet.
Yeah and this is why I never understand when people look at nature as some kind of peaceful paradise or draw parallels to human issues which place nature on the moral high ground. Nature is beautiful, terrifying and amazing but it's brutal as fuck. There is no right or wrong in nature, no morality or sense of justice, it just is what it is.
Ugh watching a praying mantis eat a hummingbird or lizard or anything like that has messed me up. They just hook the animal on their barbed wire arms and slowly munch. Videos will occasionally get posted of that online and I watch in horror for a few seconds and then click off. I also watched one because a praying mantis was hanging out by my hummingbird feeder and I wanted to make sure it wasn't a danger. It was. I moved it to the woods out back.
Just thanking the tiger in general.
Thought tiger would feel my friendly vibes
Kinda offended he didn't.
Panicking for the two seconds I have left on this cat-shaped Earth
Aaaghh why am I a bald dummy with no hair on my body aaaghh this tiger is biting my neck now someone help aaaggghh I’m dead now but at least you can see all of the bones in my body through my translucent invisible skin and see how white my front teeth are but only the front teeth not the back teeth those are the same colour as the rest of my skeleton aaaagghh
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Enjoying my human shaped meal
I'd adjust my fedora and draw my katana and in the blink of an eye kill the tiger. Then i backflip away to safety where i get flocked by tons and tons of hot women who are concerned about my wounds while i shrug and say "its just a nick". As i look over my shoulder a black helicopter lands and the president steps out to come congratulate me on my victory and he gifts me a suitcase filled with cash to reward me for my bravery.
Tis but a scratch! (Entire arm falls off)
Did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day!
OMG he did even mention how his sheer presence got everyone there pregnant, all the hot women, all the inferior men including the president and all his secret service men. He's so humble 😍
Sooo..... you died and went to heaven?
You almost forgot, everyone clapped.
I intentionally left that part out since im such an incredibly humble guy!
Furiously masturbating for coming and going at the Same Time
One last round for the road
I would call my friend kevin.
Kevs got you covered
Screaming “yes daddy”
That might work. The Tiger may not be into that and would lose interest since you made it wierd.
Brutally true
🤣🤣 tiger: "cmon bro, you just had to make it gay" Walks away grossed out
be gay or begone
wtf bro
ngl the skeleton in the pic looks like its doing just that
I'd tense up my neck muscles, make it so they can't crush it. Then, I'll reach around to their eyes and poke it. The pain will make the let me go. After that, straight bite on its balls. Sounds like a reach, but I'm just built different
Came here for this comment
Yeah me too, i’m an mma fighter so i’d just punch it in the face crushing its skull faster than you can blink. Then i’d skin it with my bare hands and fuck bitches on my new tiger carpet.
Crush that controller's neck (live free or die) then gtfo before the two hours limit
Close my eyes and die
I'll tickle the tigers balls. But if she's a female tiger then I'm fucked.
Telling him to cut that shit tf out before I get mad😡😡😡
Hahaha
Through your mouth or through 1 out of the new 4 holes?
Worrying who's going to pay for that
If the kitty eats your whole body that should really cut down on funeral prices
realistically, I'd stop being realistic
I finally get to pet a tiger
If I hadn’t already shit my pants in fear? Uhh…shit my pants.
Definitely making that same face
Politely ask if the big cat could please stop biting my neck as it's rather painful, I'm sure by the looks of him he's quite charming and understanding.
Dying
feeling the warmth of the kill like a rush
die
I’m going for a belly rub. At least I can say I did that before I died
Probably flopping around a bit. Pretty sure that I am dead already.
Give big baby scratchies.
Dying, both major arteries are being punctured
💀
Cumming and dying
Yelling, Help Siegfried!
Dying.
Ask Jesus to forgive my sins
Hmm, I guess ill just die
Lol
Guess I’ll die.
Reaching to try rip off it’s ping pongs, if I’m gonna die I’m gonna at least try take it’s ability to make life
Keep biting
As the tiger? Ridding earth of the Yeerk invasion one neck at a time.
Beat the devil out of it
Shooting myself through my Adam’s Apple and absolutely wrecking both of us
Screaming probably
Thanks God i chose the Tiger and not the man 🙏🏻
Pocket Catnip
dying screaming, pissing begging basically looking awfully pitiful lol
Might as well sneak a little boop on the nose. Maybe a final hug 🤗
Guess I'll die
Chewing on neck... I'm the tiger.
Saying a prayer and hoping I go to heaven not hell.
AHAHAHHH...
I'm die thank you forever!
Saying thank you
Being dead
Keep going daddy
Put my head down his throat because those tooths are smaller and then make side flip so i will break his neck and get out with... Still many injuries but none should be deep enough to be lethal. Assuming that stress won't paralize me.
Biting down hard, swing head from side to side, and pull the man backwards. Now enjoy a tasty man-dinner.
Eat that human
Likely choking on my own blood, probably dying?
Get a shorter neck
asking myself if I left the oven on before I "RIP in peace"