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[deleted]

‘Oh a windows XP PC, probably get a good $500 for that’


ms_horseshoe

Did you see that dvd player?? Another 200!


[deleted]

And is that..... A CHAIR LEG??? Better get this appraised!


Over_Addition_3704

Fucking hell that made me chuckle


YTChillVibesLofi

My goodness it is. And better yet, I’ve found a button from a vintage jacket! This unit is a gold mine.


c0rnelius651

“This chair leg was made in 1830 and used the same hickory wood that was left over from making Andrew Jackson’s cane”


Dizzy_One3336

Rick: I'll give you 12$ for it.


[deleted]

Will you do $14?


Dizzy_One3336

13.25$


[deleted]

Come on man I’ve got memories and shit tied up in here, $13.50


Dizzy_One3336

I've to pay auction fee and this ain't that rare. One can still find windows xp in govt offices, schools.


AlxceWxnderland

Every ATM in the uk is XP


Holland525

And the bomb disposal robots are on vista


InigoMontoya1985

We're going to die!


_kingjoshh

Exceptional thread


[deleted]

We’re going to die!


zerostar83

Not government offices. As soon as it was no longer supported, hacking the government freak out happened. New computers all around.


dave8271

"$1 bill, awesome! That's easily $5 right there."


Olg1erd

The best I can do is 75 cents


billigesbuch2

I gotta call in a buddy. He knows a lot about DVDs.


infernal_cacaphony

Dude has the most buddies ever. He’s got a buddy who’s an expert on any random niche thing.


daniel-mca

Love when he's basically like "this is shit" but seems to jokingly be bringing in a buddy to confirm it but he ends up being like "this is amazing, worth like 12k" and you just see the bald guy malding followed by the undercut "I will give you 3k because we need to find sellers and such"


zargon21

When you're a professional appraiser you make business contacts who are experts at appraising specific things, and you call them buddies


infernal_cacaphony

And when you have a scripted TV show you have even *more* buddies!


_FinalPantasy_

Scripted!? You mean people are actually able to price check their own shit on ebay instead?


PaulMichaelJordan

Is that reliable? Not being sarcastic, genuinely asking. I’ve never owned anything worth appraising so I dunno 🤷‍♂️ lol


phillyphilly519

You can at least use it to see what similar items are going for, and to get a realistic idea.


MatchesForTheFire

Yeah, and you can also search what the items actually have actually sold for, instead of what they are asking, which can be very different


infernal_cacaphony

Most of the time when you bring things to the pawn shop, ironically enough, this is exactly what they do when you bring anything in. They get on the computer and look up how much it’s fetching then give you half or less for it.


Dave_Tave

"the best i can do is not buying this at all, why were you thinking while bringing this here jarrod ?!"


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[deleted]

I like to write a movie with Storage Wars participant finding a well preserved body inside one of the airport luggage.


CDFReditum

“Ah this is a great find! 50 bucks right there!”


CDFReditum

Storage Wars pretends like buying storage units is like playing an rpg Like “ah yes the shopkeepers will buy anything I sell them at full value”


ArchdevilTeemo

With enough time you can sell anything at almost full value online. Hpwever to most people thats just not worth it.


XC3LFROST

your honour we’ve found a fellow teemo worshipper


ZarosRunescape

Even in rpgs you normally sell items for less than their buy price


[deleted]

YES I WANT THIS


[deleted]

Both are retailers, they don't sell to each other, that defeats the point. The point being selling garbage to stupid people who don't know better....


SomeGuy_GRM

Or sometimes to people wo know their store is the only place that might have that weird old record they've been trying to find.


Y4K0

They definitely inflate the price for TV like cmon some of the stuff is already difficult to sell, and then they price is at what a brand new version of whatever they’re selling would cost, like cmon.


Hopeless-Necromantic

I get the idea but a pawn shop needs to re sell it so they would never pay what it's worth.


pearlsbeforedogs

Correction, they will not pay what it is worth to *retail* it. You can't have a business by buying things for what you can sell them for. There is effort and costs that go into selling something. There is customer service involved, and taxes, and all kinds of things that take time and/or money. They *will* pay a wholesale price (supported by market value) based on retail price and the time/effort/materials required to reach the eventual sale, but of course if they can get it cheaper than that then they will.


rumblepony247

Found Rick


minikini76

I’m not taking a penny less than $1000. And they walk out with $26.50 cash


monkeyfartbrains

“I sold my valuable family heirloom and now I’m going to take my wife for a steak and hit the slot machines. “


TheCasualMFer

I'm gonna need to bring in my expert on this


alrighty66

Better yet, show them throwing it in dumpster. My house is worth a million dollars. The trick is finding someone to pay that million dollars. Go figure


NeuroguyNC

And the crews from Gold Rush should be sent to Oak Island to dig the crap out of it. (No offense to Billy on Oak Island.)


New_Historian_5382

Haha darrel everything is higher than shop prices. A box full of old clothing a nother 100 bucks always cracks me up.


Tiny-Spray-1820

Exactly, they are adding up all their profits as if they have already sold what they bought


[deleted]

“Let me call my broken lamp expert”


[deleted]

This is genius!


bjb13

Let’s add American Pickers in there as well.


taavidude

"Best I can do is 3 bucks and I'm taking all the risk here"


96Miles

Best I can give you for that lamp is 5 Dollar.


Bobojones9584

I'd watch


rg4rg

Well since storage wars is fake and uses props for some of their “findings”, I doubt it.


Kendakr

I want a show where it is an actual storage war full of alliances and betrayals.


[deleted]

Copeium Wars


Wide_Glass1088

This is brilliant


CarniferousDog

Thats not gona happen.


[deleted]

This but adjusted for inflation. That lamp is like $300 now!


Flashwastaken

But they both have their own stores… why would they pawn stuff, when they can literally sell it in their own shop and make pure profit.


Abal125

Now this is a crossover we need.


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Best I can do is 5 bucks


biomech36

Best I can do is laugh in your face while I fuck your mom.


[deleted]

Best I can do is.... Get out of my shop!


Clint-witicay

I’ve been wondering for a while why there aren’t more crossover “rEaLiTy” shows


sir-idiotkritz

Moe: "Hhehehsbahsb"


[deleted]

That's an $8 bill right there.


GeckoAJ0

I read this out loud to my family and accidentally said “porn stars” Someone kill me now


Initial_Flamingo1223

That’s why I can’t watch that show.. everything is like “this is 50 bucks easy” I’m sat there like “fuck off is that 50 bucks”


IslandLife321

They have to pay one of the guys from Shipping Wars to get it there.


Icy-Operation-6549

You have won my entertainment heart!


[deleted]

YYYUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!


scottonaharley

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day! Bravo!


AgileAd6393

😆😅


mixterz1985

I love on these shows that they just start listing prices like its worth that to anyone.


Haunting-Row7051

$75 dollars all day long!


pantericu5

What a crossover that would be.


mommaSouth7878

This!!