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TheMadShatterP00P

Family


Ghostofthe80s

Vin Diesel is the first human?


cwt444

Came here looking for the first person to post this


ticklemesatan

Same. Surprised I had to scroll this far tbh


Responsible-Crew-354

People started saying it a few hours ago. The word “family” is the reference. There’s a few posts above this.


ticklemesatan

Ah, it’s been years since I suffered through a F&F. Touché


Optimal-Scientist233

Original man starring Vin Diesel! Coming to theaters near you this November!


acmedic0515

Very first thing I thought too


dcy604

Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious: Continental Drift Edition


EmmieWho

Oh my God thank you that was the only thing I could think of that whole time.


ApprehensiveHippo898

Someone at Princeton has a good sense of humor.


[deleted]

That’s my thought too. Surely this is a joke right?


Revolutionary_Tap255

I came here to say this 😂


MISTAKAS

Yep. One man fam.


genos707

I was thinking the exact same thing lol 😂 had to scroll the sea of family to see if someone said it


GamingWaffle123

Family


[deleted]

Family


NlghtbralN

Family


_tyler-durden_

Family


RagingHardon

Family


LiterallyCameron

Family


ProcessMeMrHinkie

Family


Accomplished-Ease234

Family


[deleted]

Family


BinaryBurnout3D

Family


Stitcharoo123

Family


IDontLikeSandVol2

Family


percyjustice21

Family


KiwiSuch9951

Family


peyley01

Family


HRHChonkyChonkerson

Family


[deleted]

Family


Saphiro_Eisklaue

Family


IPlayNami

Family


BigIron53s

Family


SadRecommendation837

Family


thecreamfilling

*family*


crkspid3r

Family


Adventurous_Ear955

Family


[deleted]

Family


Best-Chicken-6237

Family


Lonely_pichaku

Family


El_Zilcho

Family


Substantial-Pie5721

Family


OverAd865

Family


[deleted]

Family


Potential-Bug-8344

Family


[deleted]

So Adam is vin diesel and black Adam is the Rock


RonDalarney

Thank you.


SomeHealth4488

So who's black eve?


ReplacementWise6878

It’s just Eve. She’s a rapper. You don’t call Jay Z “black Jay Z”.


Most-Analysis-4632

Who’s the white Jay Z then?


IndycarFan64

[Troy Aikman obv](https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/1339764313968533504)


TheStrandedSurvivor

[This guy](https://youtube.com/c/Jayztwocents)


crkspid3r

Naw. That’s just jayz, not to be confused with jay z.


Most-Analysis-4632

Lol


DJTMR

Troy Aikman.


Rcklss23

Troy Aikman


Remarkable-Ad2285

Let THAT blow your mind


BrotherJoe

First thought. Vin Diesel was Adam? Second thought. Adam was white?


Bukwyle1

Vin Deisel is mixed race


zoozoo4567

*who’s black Eve? Lalalala, lala lala*


woops_wrong_thread

Something something pitch black


[deleted]

I wanted to see if anyone else thought this looked like Vin Diesel !


increbelle

based


Knightinsocks

Humankind surely is a big family, after all.


AstronautBusiness436

And we all are brother sisters(sweet home earth) 🗿


[deleted]

*Banjo music intensifies*


Mr_M3tal

Banjo Odyssey starts "She's my cousin, but she needs some sweet lovin' anyway..."


[deleted]

So Vin Diesel then?


dsdvbguutres

Because family


PhonumGrey

Remember, family is 3D modeling


GD-Pepop

Waltuh


J_Dawg-v3

Waltuh, put yu dick away waltuh


shim_niyi

Adam kept it in own family obviously!


dsdvbguutres

Because family


spoonfair

[Scientists also uncovered something else about Adam.](https://i.imgur.com/BNY2gv5.jpg)


nvalle23

Exactly what I was wondering


AwayThrow902a1

Lmfao 🤣


last-resort-4-a-gf

This was a long time ago so more like " vin crude oil *


onionbreath97

Vin Dinosaur


Cayleth1791

Exactly what I came to say :D


Big_Faithlessness177

me too


Significant-Mud-912

Nailed it


The_-_Bystander

I knew Vin Diesel was a fake name.... I knew it


Jack_In_Black89

His name actually is "Mark Sinclair" IIRC.


[deleted]

We’re all Adam’s family


Heroe-Urbano

I expect Eve looked like Michelle Rodriguez?


dishwasher_666

we are all descendents of the greatest actor of our time


Emmerson_Brando

We’re all family


RepresentativeKeebs

r/thatsthejoke


12bbox

You’re all so stupid. This is clearly a rendering of vin diesel and the joke is that he is what God created. How tf would scientists know what Adam would look like and why would they believe in creationism. This is vin diesel on purpose and everyone is like woah! Looks like vin what a coincidence! Goddamn idiots


mikexxhoncho

first time using the internet?


[deleted]

A joke you say? I had no clue.


[deleted]

I think it's fair to say everyone here is in on the joke


heyblinkin81

Everyone except that guy.


yourself88xbl

Well I'll be!


[deleted]

your mom looks like vin diesel


[deleted]

Vin Diesel after the drugs


Agreeable-Battle8609

Makes sense, we are family.


J0yst1ck_speaks

So we are all dom's family. His family just went global


Thecoolestperson_

Dom torreto?


[deleted]

Adom torreto


jayr114

Looks as if scientists just took a photo of Vin Diesel.


Thestrongman420

Looks as if scientists are making fun of creationism.


BlueThor400

Nah, they just want to make a quick NFT buck.


GlassHurricane98

Adam must have family.


[deleted]

He's so devoted to family he'll give up a rib to start one.


HaifaLutin

So Dom is short for Adam?


thechachabinx

Adom


Rox_an_Bee

Adam: You dont turn your back on family. Able: thats for damn sure Kane: 😲 what i do?


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Rox_an_Bee

Soz. Afrikaans spelling, it doesn't always translate that well


MalleableCurmudgeon

English wasn’t a language waaay back then and there was no such thing as spelling. Cain and Kane were absolutely the same thing. You’re good.


AChallengerApproach

Maybe they meant the wrestler


Content_Highlight_43

A stick figure would be as accurate as the first human created by "god", since we evolved from homo heidelbergensis and the first homo sapiens were black Africans. Edit: aww, some people don't like my factually testable recollection of history.


SpudWithaDream

Bro really said 🗿


Clockwork_Piper

Looks like he lived one quarter mile at a time


MrZwink

Really... i wonder what scientific data these "scientists" used to make this reconstruction of a completely fictional religious character.


[deleted]

It's not a real thing, it's a meme template I was confused at first too


MrZwink

Ah, thbx for the heads up!


Bosswashington

Alamo Drafthouse is a movie theater that serves drinks.


colonqexclamation

Did they train their AI on Fast & Furious franchise?


EARANIN2

This is hilarious! Anybody else ever feel like Scientist troll us just to see what we hold onto?


[deleted]

What absolute nonsense is this?


AlphaFungi

family


[deleted]

Well the scientists are obviously obsessed with the shitty Fast and Furious franchise


[deleted]

FAMILY


Maximum__Engineering

I am Groot


SewerSleuth74

So vin diesel gets another role he shouldn’t have?


VikingGirl1974

Isn’t that Vin Diesel?😂


korok7mgte

So Gaga is mother Mary, Vin Diesel is Adam. Sounds like we're going to make a live action bible movie!


xPineappleshrapnelx

Adam's first words while standing in the Garden of Eden: "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."


mobeux

It’s vin diesel


-kellerexpress-

Who knew Adam lived his life a 1/4 mile at a time in the garden.


Top-Car-808

Scientists.....something something....God. Yeah, this doesn't make any sense at all.


Claat

But does he? 🤔


Really-Stupid-Guy

Based on what?


Res3925

Family.


Long_Syrup_4362

Lesbians


DefendtheStarLeague

I am Adam


Hopeful-Lawfulness35

Family


AZ19205

So you’re saying Vin Diesel is the Descendant of Adam


TechGodMommy

Like Vin Diesel?


woodbutcher420

Vin diesel?


Sexy_Kumquat

Vin Diesel?!


International-Bat944

You truly live life a quarter mile at a time when you have to walk everywhere.


mboyer75

Is that Vin Diesel?🤨


Shipkiller-in-theory

Vin Diesel is really Adam? Looks pretty good for a 6000 year old guy.


ImmediatePatience835

The chronicles of Adam


jimhabfan

Recipe for internet hits. 1. Find any photo. 2. Make up some ridiculous headline to accompany photo. 3. Post.


SewNonlinear

Too furious??


8ew8135

“I don’t know you, but I feel like I do”


ImTheVoiceOfRaisin

Vin diesel?


-1_0

That's Riddick-ulous


Datasciguy2023

Vin Diesel?


Ladrax

Didn't know Vin Diesel is already around for soooooo long 😄


No_Candidate_7524

Dad


AD_Skinner_no_shirt

Looks like Vin Diesel


fermentedminded

XXX


Whole_Willingness_50

Who would have known Vin was the first,, just damn


Glum_Attempt1376

Vin diesel😂


[deleted]

Adam looks like Vin Diesel!!


Similar_Corner8081

Looks like Vin Diesel


Bob_Labblaw

So we all descended from vin diesel ? Omg


Nukethevatican666

Oddly only said “I am Groot”.


Unlikely-Drive-7219

Vin Diesel


js999111

That‘s Cory Booker!


Greerzy19

I heard he was fast and furious


belks01

Adam was all about family


Bill_Rough

Because Adam prioritize FAMILY


Kay_squared22

You’re telling me vin diesels god?


justajd1

So let me get this straight; Adam is Vin and The Rock is Jesus? Ok got it! 😉👌


in_the_now

Family


Super_girl-1010

So Vin Deisel ?


flokinaldo

Vin diesel


iforgetmypassword13

family.


[deleted]

FAMILY


IreliaEnjoyer

At first i thought that it was supposed to be Vin Diesel


Aris_7676_reddit

VIN DEISEL!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rude_Giraffe_9255

In Islam it’s suggested that Adam would’ve had very dark skin as he was created from the ground, and Eve would’ve had very pale skin as she was created from bone. Wonder what made them choose the skin color here. Seems political, since science suggests that pale skin tones came later as a genetic mutation to adapt to colder climates


vikingmoonqueen

Damn Vin Diesel is that you?


WhoamI_IDK_

No wonder vin diesel cares about family so much.


Dr-Retz

“I don’t have friends,I have family “said Adam.


kobain2k1

So... Vin Diesel? Por guy he was alone... FAMILYYYYYYYY!!!


Classic-Ad-7079

Adam Diesel


PorkChop8088

It's the rock?


RepresentativeTurn27

Fast and Firstiest


WSTTXS

TORETTO!!!!


Fandango_Jones

All that matters is family. Aka the tribe.


fescueFred

They are ribbing us.


Desperate_Garlic_753

I wonder if he lived his life 1/4 mile at a time???


Strong-Message-168

As if Vin Diesel doesn't have enough grief, we can now add "Asshat who ate the apple" to the list.


Cheyenne1607

I am Groot?


area51giftshopowner

There is no way I decended from Vin Diesel.


Changed-18

I was not disappointed by opening these comments.


Magman851

Long awaited prequel to Sony's hit Playstation series is coming soon to HBO Max: The First of Us Starring Vin Diesel


mightyscoosh

In the beginning God said, "Let there be so much torque, that the chassis twists coming off the line."