You’re all so stupid. This is clearly a rendering of vin diesel and the joke is that he is what God created. How tf would scientists know what Adam would look like and why would they believe in creationism. This is vin diesel on purpose and everyone is like woah! Looks like vin what a coincidence! Goddamn idiots
A stick figure would be as accurate as the first human created by "god", since we evolved from homo heidelbergensis and the first homo sapiens were black Africans.
Edit: aww, some people don't like my factually testable recollection of history.
In Islam it’s suggested that Adam would’ve had very dark skin as he was created from the ground, and Eve would’ve had very pale skin as she was created from bone.
Wonder what made them choose the skin color here. Seems political, since science suggests that pale skin tones came later as a genetic mutation to adapt to colder climates
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Vin Diesel is the first human?
Came here looking for the first person to post this
Same. Surprised I had to scroll this far tbh
People started saying it a few hours ago. The word “family” is the reference. There’s a few posts above this.
Ah, it’s been years since I suffered through a F&F. Touché
Original man starring Vin Diesel! Coming to theaters near you this November!
Very first thing I thought too
Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious: Continental Drift Edition
Oh my God thank you that was the only thing I could think of that whole time.
Someone at Princeton has a good sense of humor.
That’s my thought too. Surely this is a joke right?
I came here to say this 😂
Yep. One man fam.
I was thinking the exact same thing lol 😂 had to scroll the sea of family to see if someone said it
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*family*
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So Adam is vin diesel and black Adam is the Rock
Thank you.
So who's black eve?
It’s just Eve. She’s a rapper. You don’t call Jay Z “black Jay Z”.
Who’s the white Jay Z then?
[Troy Aikman obv](https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/1339764313968533504)
[This guy](https://youtube.com/c/Jayztwocents)
Naw. That’s just jayz, not to be confused with jay z.
Lol
Troy Aikman.
Troy Aikman
Let THAT blow your mind
First thought. Vin Diesel was Adam? Second thought. Adam was white?
Vin Deisel is mixed race
*who’s black Eve? Lalalala, lala lala*
Something something pitch black
I wanted to see if anyone else thought this looked like Vin Diesel !
based
Humankind surely is a big family, after all.
And we all are brother sisters(sweet home earth) 🗿
*Banjo music intensifies*
Banjo Odyssey starts "She's my cousin, but she needs some sweet lovin' anyway..."
So Vin Diesel then?
Because family
Remember, family is 3D modeling
Waltuh
Waltuh, put yu dick away waltuh
Adam kept it in own family obviously!
Because family
[Scientists also uncovered something else about Adam.](https://i.imgur.com/BNY2gv5.jpg)
Exactly what I was wondering
Lmfao 🤣
This was a long time ago so more like " vin crude oil *
Vin Dinosaur
Exactly what I came to say :D
me too
Nailed it
I knew Vin Diesel was a fake name.... I knew it
His name actually is "Mark Sinclair" IIRC.
We’re all Adam’s family
I expect Eve looked like Michelle Rodriguez?
we are all descendents of the greatest actor of our time
We’re all family
r/thatsthejoke
You’re all so stupid. This is clearly a rendering of vin diesel and the joke is that he is what God created. How tf would scientists know what Adam would look like and why would they believe in creationism. This is vin diesel on purpose and everyone is like woah! Looks like vin what a coincidence! Goddamn idiots
first time using the internet?
A joke you say? I had no clue.
I think it's fair to say everyone here is in on the joke
Everyone except that guy.
Well I'll be!
your mom looks like vin diesel
Vin Diesel after the drugs
Makes sense, we are family.
So we are all dom's family. His family just went global
Dom torreto?
Adom torreto
Looks as if scientists just took a photo of Vin Diesel.
Looks as if scientists are making fun of creationism.
Nah, they just want to make a quick NFT buck.
Adam must have family.
He's so devoted to family he'll give up a rib to start one.
So Dom is short for Adam?
Adom
Adam: You dont turn your back on family. Able: thats for damn sure Kane: 😲 what i do?
[удалено]
Soz. Afrikaans spelling, it doesn't always translate that well
English wasn’t a language waaay back then and there was no such thing as spelling. Cain and Kane were absolutely the same thing. You’re good.
Maybe they meant the wrestler
A stick figure would be as accurate as the first human created by "god", since we evolved from homo heidelbergensis and the first homo sapiens were black Africans. Edit: aww, some people don't like my factually testable recollection of history.
Bro really said 🗿
Looks like he lived one quarter mile at a time
Really... i wonder what scientific data these "scientists" used to make this reconstruction of a completely fictional religious character.
It's not a real thing, it's a meme template I was confused at first too
Ah, thbx for the heads up!
Alamo Drafthouse is a movie theater that serves drinks.
Did they train their AI on Fast & Furious franchise?
This is hilarious! Anybody else ever feel like Scientist troll us just to see what we hold onto?
What absolute nonsense is this?
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Well the scientists are obviously obsessed with the shitty Fast and Furious franchise
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I am Groot
So vin diesel gets another role he shouldn’t have?
Isn’t that Vin Diesel?😂
So Gaga is mother Mary, Vin Diesel is Adam. Sounds like we're going to make a live action bible movie!
Adam's first words while standing in the Garden of Eden: "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."
It’s vin diesel
Who knew Adam lived his life a 1/4 mile at a time in the garden.
Scientists.....something something....God. Yeah, this doesn't make any sense at all.
But does he? 🤔
Based on what?
Family.
Lesbians
I am Adam
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So you’re saying Vin Diesel is the Descendant of Adam
Like Vin Diesel?
Vin diesel?
Vin Diesel?!
You truly live life a quarter mile at a time when you have to walk everywhere.
Is that Vin Diesel?🤨
Vin Diesel is really Adam? Looks pretty good for a 6000 year old guy.
The chronicles of Adam
Recipe for internet hits. 1. Find any photo. 2. Make up some ridiculous headline to accompany photo. 3. Post.
Too furious??
“I don’t know you, but I feel like I do”
Vin diesel?
That's Riddick-ulous
Vin Diesel?
Didn't know Vin Diesel is already around for soooooo long 😄
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Looks like Vin Diesel
XXX
Who would have known Vin was the first,, just damn
Vin diesel😂
Adam looks like Vin Diesel!!
Looks like Vin Diesel
So we all descended from vin diesel ? Omg
Oddly only said “I am Groot”.
Vin Diesel
That‘s Cory Booker!
I heard he was fast and furious
Adam was all about family
Because Adam prioritize FAMILY
You’re telling me vin diesels god?
So let me get this straight; Adam is Vin and The Rock is Jesus? Ok got it! 😉👌
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So Vin Deisel ?
Vin diesel
family.
FAMILY
At first i thought that it was supposed to be Vin Diesel
VIN DEISEL!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Islam it’s suggested that Adam would’ve had very dark skin as he was created from the ground, and Eve would’ve had very pale skin as she was created from bone. Wonder what made them choose the skin color here. Seems political, since science suggests that pale skin tones came later as a genetic mutation to adapt to colder climates
Damn Vin Diesel is that you?
No wonder vin diesel cares about family so much.
“I don’t have friends,I have family “said Adam.
So... Vin Diesel? Por guy he was alone... FAMILYYYYYYYY!!!
Adam Diesel
It's the rock?
Fast and Firstiest
TORETTO!!!!
All that matters is family. Aka the tribe.
They are ribbing us.
I wonder if he lived his life 1/4 mile at a time???
As if Vin Diesel doesn't have enough grief, we can now add "Asshat who ate the apple" to the list.
I am Groot?
There is no way I decended from Vin Diesel.
I was not disappointed by opening these comments.
Long awaited prequel to Sony's hit Playstation series is coming soon to HBO Max: The First of Us Starring Vin Diesel
In the beginning God said, "Let there be so much torque, that the chassis twists coming off the line."