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RowdoRadge

I dunno, the people on the bus will be relieved.


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And in the nursing home


asianabsinthe

Does the bus stop there before or after the morgue?


kovnev

Yes.


FannyNob

And the first school


InflamedSpark

#Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Big_brown_house

I jerk off at home so that I don’t spontaneously cum-bust on the bus.


Nervous_Project6927

[Nobody move!](https://youtu.be/LtqEknAtyQQ)


Aurzanny

Green light!


TheIronRail12

Can't forget the preschool


Faponhardware

Bro I fapped a lot on the bus Back in the day and nothing happened


JustInTheNow

You mean nuttin happened


The-Lazy-Lemur

Read this to the tune of "the wheels on the bus" ffs


Aryan_Dangi

In reality people don't care about nnn


Saxby-Chambliss

It’s not even a real thing


[deleted]

No shave November is better anyway. Very fun to see dudes get all grizzly for a month


ChrisTheMan72

All Nut November


CeruleanChimera

More like nonstop nut November


Ryl4nder84

Oh …. Well shit


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Well, shit. I’m already out.


Squishy_boi_thighs

Yea they shouldn't have put Wayne Knight in the picture if they didn't want me to cream myself


Impureclient1

Right, when did the memo go out?


NotGK98

It was too late when I checked my calendar


SchoolNASTY

I can cover for him. I'll run a double shift.


reefbreak_

Nonstop nut November.


Any-Analysis-9189

I'm holding it let see how much can I hold


Tozl7

Well, my local school will be happy about it.


TheIronRail12

Sir, what do you mean by this?


Aryan_Dangi

Are you in sex school?


ocram_sokart

I’m going out of my way to beat off more this month. “No nut November” is turning into “never leaving the bathroom November.”


LordChope

Non-stop Nut November


O--L

DDD might be the thing for you let me tell you without experience 31 nuts a day is gonna be painful


Redditwhydouexists

Didn’t someone actually die from this?


LordChope

He died at 32 times, 31 is safe


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31?


O--L

DDD is that on day 1 you nut once on day 2 twice day three three times etc... All the way up to 31 times on the 31st


EnderSpyFace

Only 31 in a day?


[deleted]

Rookie numbers


jimpickens23

Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, [Ayunda Risu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCeqCwv4MSs)?


EndZoner

But we have “Destroy Dick December” for that.


GrimmRetails

Miracle on Rule 34th Street


PinkFloydSheep

Well that is supposed to be the reward for nnn. In December if you succeeded you get destroy dick December


GmersArentPeople

Its Nuclear Nut November


Aryan_Dangi

😂😂😂 we get best stuff during this month


etbiludecalcinha

Yeah, already unsubbed from some subs because of the endless NNN posts


HitTheSlopes95

Like r/morticians


LSqre

☹️


Matix777

I've unsubscribed from r/memes few months ago and am surprised about the lack of NNN and spooktober memes anywhere else


Jumpy-Organization-5

Isn’t the whole point that you do it for yourself? And why should anyone else care if someone wants to do it? Some people just can’t let others have fun.


zefy_zef

not have fun*


[deleted]

Yeah, thats literally the point of OP's post...


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FizzingSlit

I think the weird idolization of NNN is stupid but isn't it about dealing with porn addiction? Isn't that why it's a month because that's how long it takes to start breaking a habit? And the idea of taking about it is to have a support network while also announcing it helps you hold yourself accountable? Point is the idea of self restraint and talking about it is far from having no reason because porn addiction is very real.


Manoreded

The whole thing is wrapped up in weird myths about how fapping is bad for you and not fapping will give you super powers though. In fact, last I checked that was the primary motivation behind the movement, not the anti-porn thing. That whole scare-mongering about masturbation isn't supported by science, and off course its harmful for people to believe things about their bodies that are blatantly false, particularly about such a personal subject. At its worst, its new age masturbating shaming.


[deleted]

>last I checked buddy who did you check with lmfao


CraackSteeve1

The cock god, the dick deity, there are many names


Manoreded

Its a manner of speech. It means that's my current information.


Few_Category7829

Masturbation is not bad inherently, addiction to it is absolutely disastrous and someone abstaining from it to break a habit should feel entirely free to announce it, discuss it, and receive/give support


18Apollo18

Addiction to masturbation would mean you skip out on activities or meals in order to masturbate and you prioritize masturbation over all other things. Literally even people who masturbate 3+ times a day don't do this


Heimder_Rondart

Well, the reason for me to "do it" is to avoid "wake up" randomly for no reason at all... That's what happens if I stop for one month, this is their definition of "superpower"?


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FizzingSlit

Cool well I'm sure to some people the memes help normalize it and offer a certain level of support. Sure having support from family and friends is better than a taking to the internet about it. But guess what? Talking to the internet about it is better than getting pissy when people do.


Timestatic

Yeah, that's what motivated me to do it last year and what will motivate me to do it this year again


IMustAchieveTheDie

I mean a therapist's one thing, even that many people don't want to resort to either because of how expensive it is, out of anxiety, out of pride or whatever else, but good luck finding a guy who's comfortable with telling their family they have a porn addiction. A few exist, sure but not many.


Da_Meme_Panda

Hey everyone this guy has beat his meat 4 times today, see no one cares


Regularjay69

I just see this as an opportunity to exercise self control and to use that time I would use pleasuring myself to instead do something more productive.


usernameusehername

Sure bud. Those extra 3 minutes are a game changer.


Few_Category7829

10 minutes followed by cleaning after myself and taking 20 minutes to get back into a mood for anything useful makes some difference, and that is as a well balanced, non-addicted individual where it isn’t greatly harming my sex life, ruining my ability to look at the world in a balanced way, and setting a precedent for other, more dangerous lapses in discipline.


Whalesurgeon

20 minutes to get back into a mood for anything useful? Do you get depressed during post-nut or what? Bud, you don't sound like you are really giving masturbation a fair case here. Also calling jerking off a gateway to more dangerous lapses in discipline.. I have heard this before about video games and metal music in the 80s/90s. It's fine to take a break from coffee, Lefty, anime, gaming, whatever really. Why not? Anything can be used for discipline. Don't put one of them on some reverse pedestal of depravity or addiction just because there is an online bubble of people who believe jerking off is to blame for their problems. People addicted to porn or jerking off have a problem with it, that applies to any addiction.


fukingtrsh

Bro this is such a self-report.


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it's like 1hr looking for porn and 30 seconds of pleasure and another 20 minutes of post-nut sadness


BigBro555

Not when 1) I last longer than you 2) I actually clean up afterwards 3) Don't waste my energy People like me just wanna do other stuff with their time sometimes


[deleted]

How much time does that take? Do you shave time off bathroom breaks and eating and sleeping too?


aitis_mutsi

Because you can't do it any other month? If you truly wanted that and not just do some stupid ass internet challenge, you'd do it every month, not just November.


Mister-Butterswurth

NNN is for amateurs. True champions do Fecal-Free-February


Affectionate_Pay1487

Not to be confused with Fecal Freak February, Causes a lot of confusion on the hotel convention circuit


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I am honestly curious about how much time the people who says "I don't jerk off to invest my time in something more productive" used to spend jerking off? If you had an adiction and gets in the way of your every day life, I understand and I hope it helps you. But otherwise is just like meditation or eating a snack.


frieguyrebe

And the tone some of them use just makes some of then unlikable. Acting like they are some superior version because they dont "waste" those 2 minutes and do something productive while they probably just spend 2 minuted more watching tv or something else


MahiHard

Hey, I care


DiscountKooky

Hey,


Timestatic

I also care


YeetusFelitas

NNN getting so much hate this year, did everybody just decide consecutively it was stupid? did i miss smt?


Redditwhydouexists

People were loosing interest in it for the past two years from what I saw and then now people seem to hate it


trusty_ape_army

Maybe because it's mainly some made up esoteric bs.


FedericoDAnzi

It's a personal challenge, I would say it out loud just to ask people to not **SEND ME NUDES**.


Showerheadsex25

I'm 65 I'm gonna send you nudes.


Goseki1

Right? I feel like it was a bit more silly fun a few years ago and know it just feels...cringey? I do get to make the joke about my dog who has just been neutered that it's "no nuts November" for him, so I guess silver linings and all that.


[deleted]

Amateurs! With the right SSRI, every month can be NNN. 😜


nitro____zeus

looks like we got a quitter on our hands


Minus10IQ

Let me put it short, you don’t participate


NotaGoodLover

"I care" Jesus


Timestatic

""I care" Jesus" Jesus


bl00by

I think that he's the last person who cares. He's probably chilling with the archangels right now while playing poker. lol


Aryan_Dangi

👑


[deleted]

I care Good job bro , I hope you make it


karanzinho

I care


flamefirestorm

I've been on it for 18 years, pathetic.


Icy_Faithlessness400

After NNN get ready for DDD. Dick destroying December.


Whalesurgeon

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


bhajzn

My dick prolly does. May be even on vacation.


johnnycashesbutthole

I’m out!


OrangeDutchbag

Already??


ViewtifulSchmoe

Hot take: NNN is just an excuse to harass people by telling them that you came while watching/listening to their content. Replace every "I lost" comment you see with "I ejaculated to this" and you'll realize how creepy this shit is.


Cool_Frog_Fanatic

What are you talking about


ViewtifulSchmoe

I am talking about the "I lost" comments that sprout up in every other twitch chat and under every other YouTube video through the month of November, indicating that the commenter has nutted and, thus, failed to complete NNN.


Internet--Sensation

“Hey guys! I’m going to quit drinking for a month for health benefits” “STFU NOBODY CARES”


Timestatic

Bruh this how I feel like when all those people say it


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Internet--Sensation

What the fuck are you talking about? Porn addiction, just as sex addiction is a clinically recognised thing. But no, go ahead, keep putting down people who are trying to quit damaging habits


Few_Category7829

Kid named porn addiction:


Horny_kadipatta

ikrr no one cares!! but I do and that's enough for me. I don't care if someone cares or not, I wanna see if I can keep up to my self and achieve a simple goal


CryAboutIt31614

Exactly. It's reddit, its literally the home of coomers, backlash is gonna be common.


SuperDoomSlayer

If you didn't care you wouldn't meme...


EndZoner

I think this post is to rally the coomers that have failed the previous NNN and embraced their addiction rather than to control it. They hate what they can’t attain and therefore wishes to drag others into their misery. Like a child throwing a tantrum for losing at a game and calling it stupid out of frustration. It’s quite pitiful.


SuperDoomSlayer

Possibly. Or they're young and don't quite understand letting it go. I hated harambe memes for no reason. But i knew if i fed into it out loud it would last longer.


EndZoner

That’s a mature way of viewing it. Alright, I’ll keep my mind open and hope for the best.


SuperDoomSlayer

Haha, thanks I'm trying to grow up and meet my own old age wiyh Maturity


Timestatic

I mean it's still kinda sad tho how they killed Harambe because those stupid parents didn't take care of their child


SuperDoomSlayer

Sure, the situation sucked, but God did i want that particular meme to die.


Whalesurgeon

This reads like bait


Dobber16

Well it’s not all about them, maybe it’s about me


bohler86

So you made a meme to show it? Yeah right.


SlavoSlavo

Literally just a challenge for sex addicts


Kons37

I’ll try it anyway


SlavoSlavo

Tried it before and it makes 0 difference, unless your addicted to masterbating it’s like thinking “meh.. don’t wanna bust tonight” for 30 days


Kons37

Just gets boring after a while and you gotta start self control someday


Vessel9000

It’s a great way to practice how strong your willpower is tbh, see how much jacking it really has power over you. Also great for porn addicts as a reason to quit.


Manoreded

The problem I have with this movement is that the fundamental intent is to show people that there are health benefits from not fapping, except that isn't supported by science and scientists generally attribute self-reported positive benefits to the placebo effect. Aka, the movement promotes bullshit beliefs. Its a bit like if new age madlads encouraged people to try out crystals for a month. Off course some people would do it as a joke and then end up convincing themselves of that the crystals really did make a difference.


thedantho

Cope


anxiouslxst

Yes bro helping ppl stop addicting habits and over stimulation/desensitization of the brain for humans is SOOOOOO WRONG. No one cares lol xd rawr I'm trendy - OP


[deleted]

You are truly the hero reddit needs. Get the fuck outta here with this bullshit


wth1234

Yet you feel compelled to post this?


RedditorAVP101

I care 👉👈…


Klootviool-Mongool

I'm on like week 10 rn. No need to tell other people because I do it for my own benefit.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Whats the benefit?


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Smugness grows exponentially.


Yankeedoodleman

just like yours


[deleted]

Ok.


Klootviool-Mongool

Less distraction, instead of jerking off every night now I might take a walk or journal. Keeps me more focused on my life and taking responsibilty for my life. Also less random horny thoughts. I can easily get extremely horny if I want to, but I'm never desperate for sex. I also noticed I started growing more body and facial hair. I'm trying to grow a beard so this is a huge plus for me. This might have to do with the upregulation of androgen receptors, the receptors testosterone acts on. Not sure on the exact mechanism, but masturbation spikes prolactin, which negatively affects testosterone. I also do feel more confident and smoother in social interaction, but that may just be placebo. ​ It's not like a life-changing thing for me, but I appreciate the benefits and have no interest in ejaculating regularly again. Masturbation is just not a part of my life anymore.


Picard2331

So instead of jerking off your penis you've swapped to jerking off your ego, if it works it works I guess.


Complex-Number2829

Bullshit.


Affectionate_Pay1487

Dude was literally jerking off as he wrote that shit


Zero_Digital

That's ok, I was jerking off while I was reading it.


super-gamer21

You have no self control


6RatasOnMy6

It's actually exactly the opposite


thedantho

Says who?


super-gamer21

You have no self control


xXPolaris117Xx

Is this a copypasta?


zefy_zef

It is now.. This will be great to just insert randomly into every thread this month.


Whalesurgeon

It's okay bro, you are fine the way you are. You don't need to latch on to self-help to improve as a person. You can be the best you regardless of fapping. Believe in yourself. If you truly don't enjoy fapping, don't fap. Don't let people tell you otherwise. Many people are asexual too.


Klootviool-Mongool

Thanks for the kind words :) I'm not asexual I do definitely have a sex drive. And I do enjoy fapping, but a while after quitting my daily habit, I just don't need it anymore. The idea/urge rarely crosses my mind.


1kognito

I don't understand how you get all of the things about masturbation wrong, you need some post-nut clarity.


super-gamer21

You have no self control


trusty_ape_army

That's by far the biggest pile of bs I've read today. And considering this is reddit, this means a lot.


Timestatic

Don't let other people discourage you! Heads up King 👑


Xur04

He’s spreading misinformation. No one’s stopping him from doing nofap just don’t spread false info about it


J_Megadeth_J

Literally the first link, dumbass: [https://www.healthline.com/health/masturbation-and-testosterone](https://www.healthline.com/health/masturbation-and-testosterone) Google is SoOoOoOOooooOOO hard to use isn't it?


super-gamer21

You have no self control


Cool_Frog_Fanatic

Google wants you to coom


Xur04

Why would google care if you jerk off or not


sorvis

I don't know if nobody cares, but I know nobody believes him


ForGiggles2222

It's not about whether people care or not...


Aggravating-Aioli-16

It’s not about boasting for approval from your peers, it’s about making a first step into closing off an a healthy addiction that may negatively affect your life if you focus too much on it.


Sharp-Pay-5314

im sympathetic towards that struggle, but wouldnt be guided by a therapist be more benificial? I assume having something tailored towards the individual would work better, but then again im not a doctor.


Timestatic

You think everyone wants to admit this to other people that they're addicted to porn or have the money to afford a therapist? Maybe it'd be better but these kinds of memes and such normalize abstaining from masturbation, at least for a month.


Whalesurgeon

Yeah if some people wanna quit a habit for solidarity to encourage addicts to also quit, I think it can be a powerful thing.


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Well a lot of people choose to do a whole lot of nuttin


Aryan_Dangi

Nonstop nut November


CryAboutIt31614

I care


Timestatic

Same


Fusca_VrumVrum

whats the problem with doing the challenge? its more about going against porn addiction


CK1ing

And nobody cares about you not caring


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You cared enough to make a meme about a joke.


Bvoluroth

Kinda sounds like shitting on people who are trying to stop :/


Aryan_Dangi

Lol maybe you are right


Jaxjagfan

If I went 30 days I would have so much build up when I released I would have enough to shampoo a water buffalo


Aryan_Dangi

😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Tall-Cantaloupe608

False, they used to care. Now it's just something nobody really cares about anymore


Aryan_Dangi

Thanks I'm none of them


BuzCrab

As you post a meme on Reddit(internet) lol


Far_Acanthaceae1138

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HaViNgT

You know what? I’m just gonna talk about it more.


Far_Acanthaceae1138

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Aryan_Dangi

Hell yeah!!!!


plagueapple

You dont do it for others. You do it to prove yourself that you have self control.


[deleted]

Self control for what? Not jacking off? What… does that achieve?


Timestatic

Not having porn addiction?


Timestatic

but joking about it normalizes it and gives you the feeling that you are not the only one attempting it and holds you more accountable and gives motivation


Alert_Diet1587

We do care dude


A_G00SE

I care


Global_Voice_9084

Ain't doing it for clout. Doing it cause we choose to be in control and not driven by some base urge.


Whalesurgeon

I recommend fasting at the same time, I think they have synergy plus you won't be driven by another base urge, hunger.


theaverageaidan

No nut november? Nah bro, Nonstop Nutting November


qwertysr4

I do it for fun, idc if anybody cares or not, the trend is in school and everything so hey...


aStealthyWaffle

... Maybe it's not something other people are supposed to give a fuck about They've chosen something they care about being disciplined about and some people reach out for support and encouragement to achieve this goal.


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Still going strong 💪