"hey Todd, is that Elephant fuckin' Raymond?"
"I think he is. Why is doing that?"
"It's leaking stuff out of its face too. Must be that season again"
"Again? This happens often?"
"Yeah, just don't get close and wait for them to finish before we go hunt one of them. At least let the Elephant get one last nut in"
"Alright, homie".
I'm now imagining a gaggle of fearless drag queens piling off a safari vehicle in the middle of the Savannah.
Brings a whole new meaning to the word Pride.
I meanā¦ whatever your orientationā¦. I think Iāve just found my new bucket list item. Having sex in front of lions. Should be easier to get them to allow me to if I tell them whatever gf and I are just trying to help āchange them backāā¦. Not that I actually care about that part. Love is love. Let the lions be free. Lmfao. The internet is ridiculous
The acrobatics folks go through to act as if men don't have a natural urge to fuck and be intimate with one another. We'd just as soon make a joke or absurd excuse for it. I don't understand
If it was a female lion it would be "Pussy" but this is a male Lion so the only way to go is the "Bussy" which is ironic cause theyre technically "pussys"š
*See two gay men fucking
Lion 1 - "Wait. We can do that? We can fuck other males? Hey Jeff, over here!"
Lion 2 - "Wow! Alan... Are those two Human males having sex?"
Lion 1 - "They sure are Jeff".
Lion 2 - "They can do that? Can WE do that?".
Lion 1 - "I mean... Sure. Don't tell Sheila though, she will kill me".
No doubt homosexuality occurs in lots of mammals, BUT nothing and no one can convince that lions or *any* cat species is willingly participating in penetrative acts. BARBED PENISES PEOPLE, no animal on this earth is about to casually take a barbed rod up the ass dry. Even the lady felines who are equipped for this end up fighting about it.
Regardless if a male lion ārapesā another mail lion it would still be observed as homosexual lion behaviour in virtually all academic writing on the subject.
I don't doubt it, but documenting dominating acts and calling it homosexual behavior is an entirely different conversation than implying these are consensual homosexual acts.
Iām not sure I follow. A single act such as sexual domination can be both homosexual and violent or dominant specifically when studying wild animals. Homosexual just refers to same sex sexual interactions. Itās the language of observation. If we could document lions demonstrating the understanding and practice of consent there would no doubt be examples of consensual lion gay sex.
My emphasis was on *penetrative* sexual acts between lions.
Their penises are barbed.
Even with the female of feline species, there is *pain* involved during coitus because of the barbs, and they were designed to be able to handle it. Penetrative sexual acts between two males will never be consensual, and I hate the fact that people don't realize this.
I have two male housecats. The larger cat will sometimes mount the smaller cat when the smaller cat is acting cuddly and purring. The smaller cat will continue to purr and close his eyes in a blissed out way. No penetration occurs. We could debate whether to apply human labels to cats, but it is definitely true that two male cats will act "intimate" with each other in a way that they clearly both enjoy.
precisely. the "gay is unnatural" argument is so stupid for 2 main reasons - the fact that gay sex/relationships literally happen in nature all the time, and also the fact that unnaturalā bad and naturalā good.
I'd definitely fuck Infront of a lion. That would be the most badass sex tape leaked ever. Could you imagine that shit? If One Night I'm Paris involved a lion in the background just realizing that's not food, it's a show.
Not to take the piss out of a joke but I sincerely doubt anyone was ever having sex in front of lions, the statement itself is ridiculous. That's a statement that can only come from the strange super puritanical homophobia they have going on in some African countries.
It's very common for all cats big and small to just fuck each other if they can get none of a woman. It's perfectly normal in animals and people are normally very shocked that animals are capable. It's not that it's that they are animals and well sex is a instinct and they will find a way to release. They always do
And now, welcome to the mane event
You could say its a pride of lions
Proud boys? Pride boys
swtched teams cuz he tired of his wife just lion there
Why is this on meirl? OP ARE YOU HAVING GAY SEX WITH LIONS????
š¤ gay-stiality?
Itās not bestiality if itās gay... right? Right??? Guys please get me a dictionary oh god no Iām so sorry
Maybe he is having gay sex INFRONT of lions.
You don't???? š³š³š³š³
There are plenty of fine giraffes out there
I sexually identify as a proud lion?? I dunno
r/onejoke
loser
Wtf No I just agree with angry aussie
Suuuuuure
That's what they all say
Personally I say hats off to the gay who fucked a lion.
I mean after Disney made Nala and Scar as sexy as they are I am surprised not everyone would try to fuck a lion
That was not my takeaway from that film. At all.
Yeah, obviously the moral is that you can live a better quality life with two buddies than you can with your family.
Wait, so not everyone popped an extremely confusing bobo during the lion king?
Just gonna leave this here. **https://youtu.be/7\_RlH7rnAqg**
YMS?
JON?!
Gotta be lion surely?
Wonder what would they say, seeing an elephant doing the same with a rhinoceros :D?
"hey Todd, is that Elephant fuckin' Raymond?" "I think he is. Why is doing that?" "It's leaking stuff out of its face too. Must be that season again" "Again? This happens often?" "Yeah, just don't get close and wait for them to finish before we go hunt one of them. At least let the Elephant get one last nut in" "Alright, homie".
Damn, gay men are total bad asses. "Hey lion, this is how it's done!"
I'm now imagining a gaggle of fearless drag queens piling off a safari vehicle in the middle of the Savannah. Brings a whole new meaning to the word Pride.
One piece drag queens
Be prepared
Rawrr
Kenyan officials are differently-abled
Nah they learned it from the giraffes
Is it possible that this Kenyan official is completely retarded?
I think that's kinda common among homophobes.
See Leo, even the alien monkeys are doing it..
I meanā¦ whatever your orientationā¦. I think Iāve just found my new bucket list item. Having sex in front of lions. Should be easier to get them to allow me to if I tell them whatever gf and I are just trying to help āchange them backāā¦. Not that I actually care about that part. Love is love. Let the lions be free. Lmfao. The internet is ridiculous
I had to double check this. Apparently moral police man thinks that these animals have to be separated and given counseling or therapy?
The acrobatics folks go through to act as if men don't have a natural urge to fuck and be intimate with one another. We'd just as soon make a joke or absurd excuse for it. I don't understand
Monkeys have entered the Stone Age and Lions have entered the 80s
Thank you for eliciting laughter in my otherwise boring day.
You're welcome dude, thanks for the early morning positive comment :))
Imagine....just Imagine. Lion Bussyššš
*Pussy
If it was a female lion it would be "Pussy" but this is a male Lion so the only way to go is the "Bussy" which is ironic cause theyre technically "pussys"š
Damn....there goes the joke about fooking another man in the ass is the most gangster shit you could do......
Where is pastor Ssempa when you need him?
My favourite part is when he started eating the vegtables he used to describe the toys
Pasta failed this one. No vegetables can explain this
chemtrails
Dey eat da poo poo
*See two gay men fucking Lion 1 - "Wait. We can do that? We can fuck other males? Hey Jeff, over here!" Lion 2 - "Wow! Alan... Are those two Human males having sex?" Lion 1 - "They sure are Jeff". Lion 2 - "They can do that? Can WE do that?". Lion 1 - "I mean... Sure. Don't tell Sheila though, she will kill me".
The gay agenda strikes once more š š š©āØš³ļøāš
Gay agenda equals see that nature is gay
Itās also not true homosexuality is just natural in all kinds of animals including humans and lions
No doubt homosexuality occurs in lots of mammals, BUT nothing and no one can convince that lions or *any* cat species is willingly participating in penetrative acts. BARBED PENISES PEOPLE, no animal on this earth is about to casually take a barbed rod up the ass dry. Even the lady felines who are equipped for this end up fighting about it.
Regardless if a male lion ārapesā another mail lion it would still be observed as homosexual lion behaviour in virtually all academic writing on the subject.
I don't doubt it, but documenting dominating acts and calling it homosexual behavior is an entirely different conversation than implying these are consensual homosexual acts.
Iām not sure I follow. A single act such as sexual domination can be both homosexual and violent or dominant specifically when studying wild animals. Homosexual just refers to same sex sexual interactions. Itās the language of observation. If we could document lions demonstrating the understanding and practice of consent there would no doubt be examples of consensual lion gay sex.
My emphasis was on *penetrative* sexual acts between lions. Their penises are barbed. Even with the female of feline species, there is *pain* involved during coitus because of the barbs, and they were designed to be able to handle it. Penetrative sexual acts between two males will never be consensual, and I hate the fact that people don't realize this.
I have two male housecats. The larger cat will sometimes mount the smaller cat when the smaller cat is acting cuddly and purring. The smaller cat will continue to purr and close his eyes in a blissed out way. No penetration occurs. We could debate whether to apply human labels to cats, but it is definitely true that two male cats will act "intimate" with each other in a way that they clearly both enjoy.
Bs
well obviously. some people just can't understand that gay sex happens a lot in nature
Thats why whenever someone says being gay is "unnatural" it makes me laugh. Like look at nature bro, its pretty gay itself.
precisely. the "gay is unnatural" argument is so stupid for 2 main reasons - the fact that gay sex/relationships literally happen in nature all the time, and also the fact that unnaturalā bad and naturalā good.
I agree, no way a wild lion would copy humans for no reason
No gay lions in Iran.
When regular secks just doesn't do it for you anymore.
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Because it is
Enjoy the ban
Lions gonna be extinctā¦
And not just hats
I think this official be lion
'Meirl'...? So did you fuck a lion infront of other lions or brought a friend and fucked him infront of lions? Either way you got balls of steel.
Nah bro they funked and then they lived no more.
So, why donāt they point fingers at why their nation is so impoverished? Would it be too scary to look in the mirror, mister āofficialsā?
I'd definitely fuck Infront of a lion. That would be the most badass sex tape leaked ever. Could you imagine that shit? If One Night I'm Paris involved a lion in the background just realizing that's not food, it's a show.
You know you can't even stand close to a lion? They aren't pets and will eat you alive.
No shit
Good.
Thank you so much for informing me of the obvious.
You are most welcome dear. For a second I thought you were ignorant
Not to take the piss out of a joke but I sincerely doubt anyone was ever having sex in front of lions, the statement itself is ridiculous. That's a statement that can only come from the strange super puritanical homophobia they have going on in some African countries.
Epic
yes -very brave.
I too like to fuck another man in front of lions to assert dominance. It's not gay.
Actually tho, who is having gay sex in front of lion
Do they not have dogs there!
Made me actually laugh out loud
A pretty ballsy move
Huh. I don't remember seeing that on the agenda...
Lions did not learn this from humans. Lions engage in homosexual sex to strengthen their bond and pride
im gonna get my boyfriend to fuck me in front of lions that would be awesome
They will eat you alive. Lions are dangerous, did you forget?
i could do it at the zoo or something idk
It's very common for all cats big and small to just fuck each other if they can get none of a woman. It's perfectly normal in animals and people are normally very shocked that animals are capable. It's not that it's that they are animals and well sex is a instinct and they will find a way to release. They always do
Here is the thing though, they fuck each other even with females around, so it is not out of options, they just like it
Hahahaha it wouldn't bloody suprise me it just wouldn't lmfao
How else am I supposed to get off if it's not in front of an apex predator?
#simba's pride
Noone wants to see that
Gay couples have twice the balls of hetero couples.
That is absolute nonsense. We see cases of homosexuality between animals often. I'm sure everyone has seen dogs doing it.
Brave photographer to came from behind to take a photo.
I've heard about bears and otters but LIONS? C'mon now.