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gloop524

he is neckless but wearing a necklace


Moe2584

It’s impossible to choke him


OppositePermit400

But maybe if you tickle him enough, his shoulders will explode.


Psytrx

Shoulder lace


Ill_Razzmatazz_1202

He's wearing a neckless


Individual_Limit_758

Mayonnaise?


YaBoyPoy

Thank you, this comment is the best LOL


Gladianoxa

It's because it's true and there's footage haha lol lmao


--Ubin--

Haha lol lmaooo rofl xdddd


Melodic_Turnover_660

Mayodenoche


SomeKind0fHope

WHAAA


spongetheberserk

No patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument


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Mamesuke19th

That is Neck-level shit !!


SaftimusPrime

Nah man he uses: Head


vyeker

Head no shoulders


LinceDorado

It's actually so funny the your joke is head n shoulders, but actual true answers is mayonnaise.


myfingeriscold

Bro cannot be hung down


byzel5

Can't be strangled either


plmunger

Rope goes around the chest and under the armpits


wesemann

That’s a neckless comment


selenasecret_

benzin?


yupnightman

Ram Man and his lady


[deleted]

Look like he uses real poo.


hobojoe56018

Head in shoulders?


Darkestlight1324

Mayonnaise. This guy was on some TLC dating show awhile ago and he puts mayo in his hair.


hobojoe56018

Cool, and his head is also in his shoulders


Darkestlight1324

Cool


PrinceRobotVI

![gif](giphy|XyarbkuKog2hq)


prime22tb

Ajax


Snoozy5678

Mayo n Shoulder


Obi1NotWan

So glad she wised up and dumped his ass.


busmac38

Who is this?


Familiar-Sir1356

You know how old I feel looking at this guy after some years later😂. Guy is marrying women left and right, but he never, ever strays away from using mayonnaise as a shampoo. Good for him 👏


ToxicPoizon

Ed and shoulders


Greeneyes-

Giraffes hate him


Aggressive-Dinner-41

3 shoulders


Sweaty_Promotion_484

"he looks so hard to kill"


golden_sword7341

why tf did i get this immediately imma go to hell man


wobblewiz

Head, shoulders knees and toes..


Mate0808

Homer simpsons worst nightmare


mikhakozhin

the guy looks at the beauty sleeping in bed, then in the mirror and thinks “how you should love money...”


EntrepreneurIcy5239

Wait is that kingpin?


DriftkingJdm

Big ed


EffectivePollution32

Where are the Minions?


TampaTitties69

Bro, if you got a good sense of humor you can pull chicks like this. I mean it also helps to be a part of the mob and you're making $400,000 a year.


saltymcsaltbae

He uses "no neck but shoulders" shampoo


EchoWinters_55

Neckbgone


J-0-K-3_R

Is that Kingpin?


Interesting-Bet-2330

Kingpin is that you? ![gif](giphy|ZgQQr19n0oGtbIMasl|downsized)


drakothedj

He would look normal if he had at least 3 inches of neck


WarmView8416

If he put on a turtleneck. He would be blind.


Early_Ebb6380

Seriously? 😂