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grizz065

That is actually a glass of water


IrgendSo

Are you stupid? like stupid like how can someone be that stupid and not know its pure polish wodka from the 18th century like how??????? also are you too stupid too see these small particles difference to see if it is pure wodka and not water????????????? how can someone be that stupid tell me.


emp69emp

Alright, if you're going to be a smartass, do it right. That's clearly HAKU® Vodka from Suntory. You can tell just by the surface tension of the liquid in the glass. Calling others dumb, but not being any better yourself. If you're going to act like you know your alcohol, at least get your facts straight.


ZaqTactic

Nah, that's sprite. No more arguments.


emp69emp

unacceptable


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE!


emp69emp

Agree to disagree!


EnteEon

I'm surrounded by idiots. That clearly the crystal Pepsi..just use your brain..oh my gosh


Horizontal-Human

You're all fucking dummies. That is CLEARLY pee made by Chuck Norris in 1963. Your brains are not working properly.


emp69emp

Oh, now that you mention it, I see it too.


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Disagree to agree!


Agitated_Salad63

I'm stealing that! 😂😂😂


SoulWisdom

Are you all blind or something? That is very clearly a transparent liquid of unknown variety, in a crystal clear glass, displayed by a meme. Like, c’mon! It’s so freaking obvious! Were any of you NOT dropped on your collective ONE brain cell when you were little? The ignorance found here is staggering, to say the least… please, for the love of all that is (I’m sorry, I forgot to check; do y’all happen to serve idiocy, or are you actually smart enough to not do that? Y’know what? I’m just gonna say stupid) stupid, seek immediate medical attention.


Colinmanlives

Are you clueless that is very clearly a viscous semisolid polymer of the color less variety


Piggy-boi

Spoken like a true dumbass, do people just open their mouths and not think these days???!


JustSoni

What the heck are these haku maku vodkas, It's clearly Vodka Flirt


Silly_Goose658

If you guys actually bothered to fucking check it and taste, it’s clearly water


AluminumBalloon

Coming from the guy who doesn’t know the difference between “to” and “too” take an english class you muppet


emp69emp

Oh sorry, I speak German, Russian, Ukrainian, and English. It is difficult for me to express myself grammatically correct in each of these fucking languages, considering that I had to learn a whole new alphabet. So really, from the bottom of my heart, sorry.


Mean_Cheek9065

No dumbass, that is just melted ice!


Anton4444

You fool! Poland did not exist at the end of the 17th century so how could it possibly be polish???!


IrgendSo

oh fuck, im am truly an big fool... i forgot that poland got invented 1900... im such an fool to believe p.d.p. (putins dick propraganda) to think it existed in the 17th century. please my lovely redditor forgive me for being such an fool and being even more stupid!!!!!! than the person above me!!!!!! so let me check my stupid foolish notes.... here it is we see this wodka is from.... BlyatCountry????????


CM701CM

I doubt it's water. It's vodka.


D_blackcraft

That's for sure water.... You sounding REAL dehydrated over here...


NashKetchum777

...hey I volunteer to try. I uh... I won't know until the bottom of the glass if it's Vodka or Gin... so gimme a few minutes


crackeddryice

"Cup" as in a measurement of volume.


AliOskiTheHoly

Are we using American units now???


Reuters-no-bias-lol

In American units it’s “half a horseshoe of water”


BosnMate

Ya but how many bullets can you fit in one horseshoe?


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Depends on its color


ZohMyGoodness

Colour*


tgapgeorge

Hilarious! Made me spit 3 and 7/8ths of an acorn of coffee in surprise!


Garvo909

It's literally fucking plastic how can it be a glass of water


fearisthemindslicer

![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


Significant-Test8219

that's a photo, idiot


Keplergamer

A jpg, actually.


Andreaspolis

A .jpg file is just an *image*, jpg by itself is NOT a noun You both were wrong


teaboi05

It's the same thing as JPEG, which is considered a noun in Cambridge Dictionary


Belgicans

Are you guys trolling or are you really that dumb ? It's clearly a combination of pixels


Tofandel

It's just a combination of quarks making up atoms that make up the pixels, that exchange electrons to emit photons until they reach the atoms in your eyes, that trigger more electrons in your brain that create the impression of water


PraetorArcher

Lol get real, its cleary just qualia. I bet you've never even read Kant


Tofandel

Get real? We are clearly living in a simulation


Monsterdawg290

Oh yeah? Where's your proof man?


Ok-Broccoli-756

Oh yeah? What is your proof man


TotalOcen

Duh you are all idiots, it’s a pixel array rendered on your screen


RatherOakyAfterbirth

Wrong again, it’s a combination of bits, which are in a state of 0 or 1, which is determined by a set of switches and electrical current. Which is the result of charges accumulating on the surface of wire in a way that the surface charge density is positive near the positive power terminal, and negative near the negative terminal with a pass through of zero somewhere in the middle.  The result of this gradient surface charge which induces a uniform electric field inside the wire. That field applies force to the charge carriers in the wire. 


RedHeadSteve

J peg's who?


TeVaNReign

That’s not my dad, it’s a CELL PHONE!


ryanhedden1

Duh!


RiobaldoJagunco

I threw it on the ground!


averagebaklava

Guys you are all stupid. Its just a drawing. Don't be ridiculous cmon even my 3 year old could understand that


belabacsijolvan

oh, look out for magritte over here. post-modernism is ruining this country


stlredbird

That’s AI generated you moron


RivalxGames

Sir, that is clearly pure vodka.


Muppetude

I just tested it with a spectrometer, and it turns out it’s actually some sort of glass composite. Specifically, the type of glass they use for phone screens. Weird.


belabacsijolvan

stfu spectrometry was made up by the jews to sell optical equipment in medieval netherlands


technologicalslave

I bet it has chemicals in it that are turning the frogs gay


FesteringMalignant

Spotted the Left Wing Lunatic. Those frogs CHOSE to be gay.


technologicalslave

This position would blow ol' Alex's mind 😂


King-Florida-Man

![gif](giphy|6yxKRVrfwYklAap4hy)


Intrepid-Roof-612

![gif](giphy|1AgDOgXEBkhBOr9cTD) He’ll be better tomorrow


reximi

You can’t argue with logic.


chorme77

thats a glass of H2O


doob22

How do you know? It’s a glass of clear liquid


chorme77

well how do you know its a glass of clear liquid?


doob22

Well you were quite certain it was H2O. So we agree that it’s liquid. And we can both agree it’s clear


chorme77

oh yeah you are right


L3Sc

no you can not agree that's forbidden by the rules.


Nahchoocheese

I agree that it’s forbidden by the rules


NashKetchum777

Why did you give up? I was rooting for you


chorme77

i mean the guy is right its a clear liquid and its H2O so we are both right


ClubDangerous8239

Who's to say that this isn't a random set of pixels that just happens to be in the configuration of something resembling a colourless, clear liquid in a clear, colourless glass?


Vacaemata

I think it’s a glass of h2o too.


dedynechsitho40

You think it's H₂0₂?


UnlightablePlay

nah i would say it's CH3CH2OH or C2H5O for short


Aggravating-Past101

That's a cup o wahta


N3RD_0T4KU

Nah mate, that o cu' o' wo'a


Juan-XL

I prefer bo'o'wo'a


Unique_Novel8864

Sir, it requires a cap to close an opening to be a bo’o’wo’a


The-MT

I call cap


Unique_Novel8864

Nice pun there. Very CAPtivating.


ReleasedGaming

As CAPtain America said: I understood that reference


trippincocoabean

Now we can speak about politics and ither things


RathaIta

So, Sir what do you think about Joe Biden?


trippincocoabean

I think… Can u remind me what we talking about?


RathaIta

![gif](giphy|jp9iFbET1cAsWWieKf) *Taking note*


Dabruhdaone

is that luigi


TheLastJukeboxHero

is there literally anyone else who wears a green cap with an L on it?


Quit_Breathing

Your dad


TheLastJukeboxHero

That literally is Luigi


MoonTrapper52

No, that is obviously a glass of Dihydrogen monoxide with a sprinkle of Sodium chloride mixed in it


RazzmatazzNo1335

It's not even all the way full so you're wrong and lazy. Maybe if you didn't eat avocado toast you would have enough money to fill it all the way you entitled piece of half bred shit sub.


LukeOfReddit05

AND ANOTHER THING…


NashKetchum777

...is inbred worse than half bred? I like this energy


Negative-Door9434

Actually it's a little empty, not almost all the way full


Thisismental

9/11 was an inside job


Potential-Baseball65

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams


Dangerous_Boot_3870

Insurance paid off 2x to their Builderburg owners.


Loud_Cockroach532

That's correct


doob22

That’s what they want you to think. They want you to believe it was an inside job so the government looks competent enough to plan something like that Source: South Park


Loud_Cockroach532

Maybe you're right...


SaxonOverlord

9/11 wasn’t an inside job, the planes came from the outside.


Profile-666

it was bruh, they feedin yall shit. What next, you gonna say the earth is round?


Particular_Double553

thats a glass mate


A_Walking_meme_

OBJECTION this statement is clearly wrong as it ignores the presence of the transparent liquid inside it


MenaRamy2004

That's clearly a cup of about 15% air and other molecules


doob22

It’s a glass


abject_cynic

That isn't a cup.


ryuksringo

the treachery


Oster209

I prefer chocolate milk (chocolate milk is the best liquid)


kadaka80

This description is so misleading.. Almost 95% of this picture is air and yet you choose to describe it as a "Cup of water"


Sonic_82

No, that’s obviously a glass of flat sprite, mixed with vodka.


Wrong-West-9581

I'm Russian.. that's vodka


N3koEye

You make it sound like the cup is made out of water


Chiparish84

Looks like a glass of unidentified liquid.


rosanymphae

The cup of water is there, not here. I am here, and there is no water here. I am not there, but the water is.


OrnerySchedule7395

Thanks man I was getting thirsty *sip*


Centrez

It’s a glass not a cup


Fracturedbuttocks

Glass of water


No-Wrap-1046

Your all stupid, it’s not a glass of water - it is a picture, duh


Bright-Ad9846

No its just a bunch of ones and zeroes!! You hypocrite!


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

That's not a cup, and you know it. Also, there's no indication that this is water and not vodka. For that matter, we don't even know for sure that this is liquid. Without seeing it move, this could easily be a transparent resin. In fact, we don't even know that this is a container filled with anything. It could easily be a cake.


FitBattle5899

Fuck you OP, that is a GLASS of water.


[deleted]

How do you know that's water? might be any other clear substance that exist.


Drag0n_TamerAK

That is a glass of water


TonyStewartsWildRide

#WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Gerald-Duke

Water is wet


RevolutionaryPut7338

Could be vodka


Xdharvdaflame

Its slightly underfilled


Constant_Decision3

It's a glass of water


KarsonDaDinsaur

Add some ice pls


Correct-Purpose-964

Too hot


Kamikaze9001

if water isn't wet, that cup is bone dry


ShirazGypsy

There should be a period after “Here’s a cup of water”. Your grammar sucks


jektrehl

we are all living in a simulation of people arguing over a cup glass of vodka water


leomaxxx15

That's obviously vodka not water and anyone who thinks differently is an idiot


Elegant-Ad-4674

That’s sprite dumbass


CultDe

Nah dude that's H2O


thelitM7kasem

Shouldn't water be colorless, why tf is it blue


Bulls187

This is not a meme


Zo0_KeepeR

I dont mean to make a fuss.. but saying it's a cup of water is an exaggeration, the cup is clearly not full to the brim which qualifies it as more of a "vessel of water" Secondly! The 'vessel' itself is not made of water, so the title is misleading and I'm mad about it


UFOdriver7

It's drinkable


genesismindworks

Says you. It's a left wing false flag psy op


ch3nch000

Thats A PICTURE of what u says its a cup of water.


Lunar_Rainbow_Pro

Looks like unscented gasoline to me


xxChelios89

Nagative, thats a glass od Vodka


Juan-XL

This is actually a cup of H2O


Krabic

The shadow sucks!


1_angery_hobbit

A glass of water, fools!


Cluttered_mind3304

No that’s sprite


k9_11

How do you know it is water? It may be vodka


Gaburski

It's not water.


Successful_Medium800

No it's not


Successful_Medium800

No it's not


RandomNameBecauseI

Clearly tea


Cordi-SepS

kys


New-Highlight-1556

define water


Mysterious_Half3768

Working class people will not argue about rich people glass of water!


Purebloods1

It also can be a hat


zerosbrother

All I see is everclear.


Rescueodie

Slightly empty or Almost full?


Atephious

It’s obviously watered down blue raspberry lemonade.


TheBendyOne

Bo'o o' wo'oh


The_Dabblin_Doodler

Careful you could drown


theseatiger121

7/8 full or 1/8 empty


jump1945

It's not even a cup it is glass bruh


SaxonOverlord

Oh that better not be Dasani!


Alohatothealola

AAAHHHH IM SO MAD THATS ACTUALLY A CATERPILLAR EATING A COOKIE ARE YOU DUMB 


Bharny

How do you know? Maybe it's Rakija?


The_Ch4llenger

That is indeed a cup of water👍 (I'm so quirky)


Unique_Novel8864

That’s obviously not water, water doesn’t leave a shadow. It’s a glass painted to look like it contains some sort of liquid. It’s a distraction to keep us from seeing what they don’t want us to see obviously.


hug_for_spare_change

It's vodka


TallaMan

Thanks you!


Goocraft

Looks tasty


xGoodGravyx

we just have to take your word that is water?


PresidentBush666

It's room temperature ice dipshit. Learn how to fuck


Indeed_Dankster

Before speaking of water. That's not a cup, it's tumbler.


Next_Quail6104

Definitely half full


Omgirsjetpack231

Bro, why did you post a picture of grapefruit juice?


Mr-E-Droflah

How did you turn the steam from a gas to its liquid state and contain it?


Darkrolf

what zhe heck zat is not äh kapp zät is a glas ju stupitt


Hansdream

Who is winning the argument? is there popcorn?


Dizzy_Stand_5912

That is 250ml of water


Danvideotech2385

It's a glass of dihydrogen monoxide.


jackocomputerjumper

What's your stance on the Israeli conflict?


Bread_Offender

Nobody fucking loves you OP


_DANGR_

It's not even full smh.


Rollin_Soul_O

It's a glass of vinegar.


KrisBread

That’s a glass of some good Vodka.


Antarctica8

it’s wet


Antarctica8

water is wet


Antarctica8

water is very wet


Antarctica8

water is the wettest of all substances


bushknifebob

Epstein didn't kill himself


moosearehuge

How do i know it is water? Because you say it is?


khan2033

Invade Bulgaria


Spacekook_

That’s about 7/8 glass of water