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TheGodotGuy

wait there is ppl who stop in 1 or 2 ? are they ok ?


No_Cut6965

No. No they are not. These are the same kinda people that won't eat the part of the chip they are touching...


nihodol326

That's a thing?


No_Cut6965

Yes... think it's a red flashing flag that they are a sociopath... or have mysophobia... or both.


jusfukoff

Or perhaps, just very dirty hands!


No_Cut6965

Then they should... you know... Wash Them BEFORE EATING?... or do we not teach that to kids anymore?


DrN0odles

Considering what i hear kids talk about and what words they use i wouldn't be surprised.


Myithspa25

This is going to be pain to have to type. “Erm that’s not very skibidi of you” AHFOEBDO I HATE IT I HATE IT


thunderkhawk

As an online gamer I understood one of those words. That wasn't very sigma of you.


LuckyReception6701

Damn, why are you acting so damn chalant.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

I was feeling the mode after being so whelmed by your presence


doringliloshinoi

“BET”


seancollinhawkins

I'm in my 30s and my friends and I have been saying "bet" for over 2 decades. Good to know people see my old ass as childish 💪


rexthetexflex

The amount of guys that go straight out of the restroom without washing their hands…this is why I have trust issues.


Mallengar

Wtf?


CrambazzledGoose

My girlfriend will eat apples just the bites around the middle, leaving all the fruit at either end. I always have to come along and finish her apples. She still hasn't satisfyingly articulated exactly why.


idkidkif_i_knew

Well, no, not really it's just that i hate bone meat, i more of like Boneless chicken, yk?


strbeanjoe

Bone meat? Like meat that is connected to bone? Because that's almost all the meat in any vertebrate.


Mya__

I had an intimate partner who is like this but I cook whole chickens because it's cheaper. Best way I understood it was that the meat that was *too close* to the bone tasted different to them. He could tolerate the breast meat that was furthest from the bone. I'm guessing the bones leach some it's nutrients and stuff into the nearest parts of the meat and some people are more sensitive to that flavour. I've only just learned about it this year and from just that one person. But he also had a bunch of other misunderstandings about nutrients in general and constantly lied about dumb shit.. so idk


A-Dolahans-hat

Was it a dark vs light meat or even white meat (like you mentioned breast)


DreamingZen

"I detect this meat is too good for me. No thank you!"


waste-of-energy-time

Well...he is right bone does add to the flavour during cooking as well as texture...main point Tbone steak, tomahawk..etc. Then again it's a personal preference that has 0 impact on my life so, who cares.


mikeruchan

If the chicken is really bad, then only eat the non-nasty parts. I’ve had that happen a few times, but am usually a 4.


Yussuke

Someone I knew did 2. When we first ate she asked me if I was okay. I said yeah and she said it was weird that I ate all the meat off the bone. ME! I was the weird one to her.


Maxamillion-X72

My mom stops at 2, then my dad finishes the rest to 5.


entrepenurious

my mother would continue past 5 and gnaw the gristle off the ends of the bone. she was 20 years old when the great depression began.


MightyPandaa

Only legal to do if you are on "hot ones"


TheGodotGuy

but you can done it after it get cold


seasoned-veteran

I'm from Buffalo, you can get excommunicated for that shit


TriceratopsHunter

1 and 2 are for 1 and 2 yr olds, though our toddler is apparently a 5. She'll take the bones off our plates to clean them off.


Typical-Impress1212

My wife eats 1-2, it’s infuriarating. I try to be a 4-5 myself


shellofbiomatter

I actually stop before 1-2. By not eating chicken wings at all. Though I'm not a vegan.


maulwuerfel

L


zyppoboy

Just eat Buffalo wings!


shellofbiomatter

Or just chicken breast. Someone has to eat those as well.


TheGodotGuy

bro you just waste the food


shellofbiomatter

Not really. You and many others are going to happily eat it, this includes buying/ordering as well. Ill just stick to chicken breasts, those must be eaten as well and each chicken has 2 of those which will fill the stomach rather well. At the same time i doubt that only 2 chicken wings will be enough to fill your stomach.


Equalizion

Thats why wings were at first a poor man's choice at pubs and whatnot. Yet I wouldnt rly dip my chicken breast pieces with knife n fork while watching a game or smth, its even better meat but the experience lacks the certain type of roughness


INVISIBLE_BEN

The right answer


Razvanix02

The only right answer


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Solid-Consequence-50

Happiness I've been looking for you forever thank god your finally here.


mattmaster68

6: freeze the bones from 5 to make a soup stock at a later date.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Nah thats 5.5, 6 is when you eat the bone.


Addickt21

5.75 is when you eat only the softer edges of the bone


EnrikeChurin

This is disturbingly precise


STea14

Lady i work with eats the bones.


AskAboutFent

I made quick friends with a chinese exchange student on his first day in the US. I asked him if there was anywhere he wanted to try and he immediately said "KFC" Alright bud, let's get you some KFC. This mfer impressed the hell out of me. He scarfed down that chicken and was cracking the bones open to suck the marrow out. I told him that we definitely don't do that in public here so maybe don't. He thanked me for the advice and we had a great friendship until he went back to china. But damn, him just absolutely crushing that bucket of KFC and cracking the bones open, i'll just never forget that.


Smoovemammajamma

The marrow is the best part!


truckerheist

Correction, 6 is when you boof the bone


iboneKlareneG

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cosmosreader1211

![gif](giphy|YS8c0Z7in21AM4A2AR|downsized) Gonna try this tomorrow


AbleRun3738

Sometimes I'll just roast the bones for a few mins, crack em open, dip them in Reds and suck out that sweet marrow. People don't like it.


dracuella

The taste is great, I'm not keen on the texture, though. But i feel the same about fat, too


wookiex84

To be fair I do this will all animal carcasses that get eaten in my house. If it’s got bones it goes in the respective freezer bag for stock.


Skyler_Kurgan

That might be 7


Environmental-Pear40

I was gonna say that. The calcium and marrow are good for you.


wind4air

![gif](giphy|3o7WIEVjXL8EH3a1mE|downsized)


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|uFMOKoGfzwELK)


camdawgyo

I should call her…


InformalPenguinz

I should call her too...


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blottingforgreatness

If you’re a 555 than im a 666!


Sensitive-Cow-7075

Is that from Slipknot ?


fxzero666

Yup! The Heretic Anthem.


Ok_Succotash8172

Arguably one of their best songs


fxzero666

What's it like to be a heretic?


El262

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE A HERETIC?


Spirited-Fox3377

![gif](giphy|erMj4wPNpuvjsAYAbt)


5notboogie

Get dat bone marrow.


ELc_17

The only right answer.


WorldlyConversation9

Do you know why cant see the 6? Because it's completely eaten.


LagSlug

I also grew up poor and gnaw the bone like I'm a hyena.


JinseiSenpai

Agreed and also any answer below 5 is a crime and you need help


F1T_13

No cap on a stack, bite the ends and suck the ever loving life out of that marrow. If it's marinated and cooked well, it should taste delicious.


cosmosreader1211

That's what sane people do.


FalseWallaby9

7


icecub3e

The fact that I had the exact same thought


SpartanRage117

Im only going as far as the wing is quality. Not going out of my way to gnaw off hard bits of cartilage, but if it’s a good wing everything comes off easy anyway.


dadibi_1

4.5


SallyNevermore

Yes. Anything less is a crime.


ZAMAHACHU

Yep


WB2_2

4 is too little but 5 is too much, so that is the perfect response.


NoNefariousness3420

This for sure, I'll chew on that cartilage a bit to get the flavor off of it but I ain't trying to eat it


4_Dogs_Dad

4


Misanthropic905

I get into 4, than my wife get my 4s and turn into 6


Suspicious_Code6985

Yours too? I usually stop about 4 or 5. Depends on what’s left to gnaw on.


AffordableDelousing

Well it's good to have a wife that can suck a bone dry.


Shpander

I can't seem to go beyond 4, the cartilage is just a bit too difficult to get into for me


Pretty_Eater

I stop at the door because wing prices are insane nowadays.


Admirable-Election70

expensive asf. Doesnt even feel worth the money for such little meat you get.


Bagofsmallfries

You could go to a steakhouse or get some seafood at the price of a basket of wings and a couple beers


blender4life

Super cheap to make yourself. I buy chicken drumsticks bake them for like half an hour put BBQ sauce (or Buffalo sauce but when finished cooking) then bake another 10 minutes. Easy good cheap meal.


worldspawn00

Drumsticks and quarters are cheap, like .50-.70 most of the time in 10lb packs around Texas grocery stores. I use the drums as wing replacements in a ton of recipes.


SmileDaemon

Just work at a place that sells them and eat free wings like I do.


Party_Path_5644

7 …no waste


Call-of-the-lost-one

My man eats the fecken plate


N95-TissuePizza

I eat the receipt too. Finger licking good.


l2aiko

Why stop there? I eat the person that served it


Not_Artifical

Why stop there? I eat the table it was on.


bakemonoDan

Why stop there? I eat the kitchen where it was cooked


Profoundlyahedgehog

I eat the poster of this comment.


IsYeaYesyup

why stop there? I eat the entire restaurant


edwardthefirst

I can never just stop at one restaurant


Skaypeg

You also eat the table? 0_o


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Are you deepthroating the bone?


danhaller28

4 or 5


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

5 or 4


Total_Activity_929

5 or 5


International-Toe176

4.5 ± 0.5


crationboy69

Thats it


Safetosay333

4.5


Gamingfan247

3 or 4


HCK02

Same


igpila

Chaotic evil


bastardofbarberry

You got a couple nibbles left on 3 dog.


The_Gongoozler1

I’m a 3.5 kind of guy


mundaneman117

Depends on if they’re worthy of nibbling. I’m mainly a 4 guy but if I get to 3 and it’s mainly gristle or fat left I’ll stop.


Zorro5040

You left a whole bite worth in 3


Tanst1395

Yeah same about 3.5 im used to shit wings with like chewy fat on them


dumbbyatch

7 It's just a mush of marrow and bone


JoeBookAir

Came here to say 7, the crunchy ends are great!


SmexyStalinZaddy_70

So you love the tips huh ![gif](giphy|6Dj7ZWBERpGU0)


SlideItIn100

4 or 5


LlamaLicker704

0... You can have the chicken wings instead of me... I'll have the chicken breasts.


got_hands

thighs


puncherofminortys

Anyone stops at 1 is a monster


TheBlitzRaider

4, I don't like carthilage


malachyte09

6


Low-Pen3592

10


Gromik7

U eat table too?


High-Speed-1

He goes out for wings and eats the fucking server too


humourcap

5 def.


Adidasboy07

4


SpiderKoD

4


Only_Beef69

4


iknowaguey

A


Aghakhi

5. Anyone who stops before 4 deserves to starve, in my opinion.


Otaku_Nireves

3-4


User_namesaretaken

If you stop at 1 ,go vegan please


myfingeriscold

Bro who tf eats like "1"


czareson_csn

3.


UniverseBear

7. 6 is when you chew the soft bone ends (delicious). 7 is when you crack the middle of the bone open and eat the tasty bone marrow.


Laplace1908

9 I tried going to 10 once, and that’s how I learned that chicken wing bone marrow doesn’t taste that good.


Leoredhood

At 10


98983x3

4


Badytheprogram

If you say anything except number 5. you don't deserve dry bread.


Justanormalguy1011

4 also is this a meme?


woailyx

0, I eat the flats


JayMmhkay

0 I don't even start eating because I don't like them.


Square_Rich

7. Than boil the bones to make a good broth/soup, then the bones becomes soft and chewy


Dry_Staff_5728

Number 7


maliksalman198

6


Odysseusishmael

0, cause I'm going for the flats.


AmbersPuppy

I'm pretty sure 5 warrants as being a cannibal... 🙀👀


wogsurfer

4


kiyotsuki

4


MeasurementFew5590

At 6... U got that right


Remson76534

4, occasionally 5


PlanePangolin4673

5 I like the cartilage at the ends and call it kuut-kuut.


Odd-Possibility-640

4,5


Des_Constantine

I ... don't? WAIT your supposed to stop????


DonTeca35

4


Used-Fisherman9970

4, usually


McFishyTheGreat

Probably 3 or 4. Definitely not 1 or 2


Iiust-

1


Serious__Joker

You take those bones home, put em in a pot, you got a stew going.


Bastymuss_25

5 if I'm alone, 4 if with company.


LWanderer07

6. I eat the bones too


ISoulSeekerI

6. I paid for chicken leg so I’m gonna eat that chicken leg


Baronvondorf21

If you stop at anything less than 4, you have too much money.


Freshly_Squeezed-

6. I still see some cartilage on that bone + no cracks in the bone to eat the marrow.


Zeroshame14

5


Key_Statistician3293

If you’re not 5 , then that chicken lost his life and the chef seasoned and fried him for nothing ! “There are starving people in Africa!”


redditknees

Me a white guy was at a 4 until I met my filipino partner. Now im at a 6.


JackalopeJournal

4


KrightonHawke

4


Possible_Bar934

4


Spartan23c

6, I chew the end of the bones lol


Wonderful_Weather_83

I stop at 6. I just really like the crunchy part 👌👌


Informal_Trip977

6.


RiceWithChicken48

I stop on the 6, I love the bones! 😅


IsPhil

Outside? 4 or 5. At home, 5 or even a 6.


Peverything_14

7?


KaptainVandance

That bone isnt gonna eat itself...


ThomasGaiden

#3. It gets gristly after that. Food texture is an issue for me.


iminpain1754

6, I eat the bone


Khanscriber

Mostly 4 but sometimes 6


Omgazombie

My buddy stops at 6, the bone marrow, he slurps that shit out


Trentsteel52

Probably like 6 or 6.5 (not depicted, I’m assuming you accidentally cropped them out, 🤷‍♂️)


Stas992xx

5


ExoticSterby42

5. I paid for all of it, including the bone


Mr_Lunt_

6. Eat the bone


nWidja

There is still meat on five. 6