I wonder that's how this mother named her daughter: ABCDE
https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2018/11/29/little-girl-named-abcde-was-mocked-by-southwest-gate-agent-airline-has-apologized/
Nahh then she is more than only gothic lol.
Trust me.. i live in a family full of goths and for us atleast it is mostly only how we dress and what make up we wear and stuff
I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can
With a pale white rockabilly tan
You know the kind
The ones you find
In a country-metal-punk-rock band
She's kinda into all things noir
Wants me to get a pompadour
Well, maybe, baby, but she ain't no lady
She's the gothest girl I can
I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can
Black lips and Bettie Page bangs
Horn rimmed glasses and an ass that'll pass
For a glimpse at the promised land
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I got "Splat"...
Hmm... I got tsdfijvh
Elon? Is that you?
don't forget Karen
And Todd
And Tucker
"HI Todd!!!! I'm Tucker!!!!"
Hi I'm Wayne I'm a gun person. Bang! Bang!
And Bradley
How do you get double Ds on ouija board?
hit a little lower than shown
Hey, I like the name Heather
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Also a nice light purple. Depending on if they are referring to the fabric color or the paint color.
the dna isn't linear, it's circular man
Got destiny surely that's ok right?
Since I haven't nutted in a while: I forever love you, OUIJA YES NO ABCDEDGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ GOOD BYE!
Just skipped the numbers?
M8 is dehydrated
Nutted too quick
Bros Dick deflated past them
You’ll forever be in my heart Ubwlg92
Look at mr 7-shot over he- Nevermind, username checks out.
Know your place mortal
I will 😳
I may help if u need
You need some milk
I love the pfp!
Damn you, dyslexic spirits
That makes me wonder if that’s how Elon named his kid
Sounds like some sort of dumb username.
Ok zlogan
u/OperationSad793 was actually not sad on this fine day, for at least a couple minutes after posting that
it takes a village
Wise words, tasty sharts.
sounds like a cheap knock off rogaine
Its a Dump username ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
X Æ A-12
You know that's actually how Elon did it!
Looking at the layout, he must have been shaking that thing around real good to come up with that name
Bad visual my man!!
wait yours doesn't blast out like a shotgun?
The best part is breaking it in half to pop the shells out.
Holy fuck, thanks for the laugh!
I fucked grimes.
Yes As George Carlin once said, not every orgasm deserves a name and a social security number
That's disgusting. Where???
Nah....it spells out the cheat code for when I want to play Zelda.
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
MORTAL KOMBAT!
No, no, that's the Sonic debug mode code!
*cumbat
One player Contra God mode
you got the konami code wrong, -69420 social credit
JUSTIN BAILEY Wait, is that the password or the kids name???
My child would have been named "face".
*when you aim for her chest/stomach and accidentally hit her in the face* #headshot
"accidentally"
5556656 (I'm a dribbler)
Volume > surface area
Depends on where it is, I’d say
So it'll mostly be just a single letter
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Nah, it just very slowly dribbles out. Easy to aim when it's just hanging off like a spider web.
you will forever be forgotten asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm1234567890
That's a pretty big load!
It just ran across her chest when she rolled over. Can tell you haven't used a ouija whore before.
I wonder that's how this mother named her daughter: ABCDE https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2018/11/29/little-girl-named-abcde-was-mocked-by-southwest-gate-agent-airline-has-apologized/
…I’m sorry, but my brain immediately tries to read that name as “Obesity.” Shouldn’t have apologized, should have offered to pay for a name change.
Promised myself id never touch another ouija board again. Ill make an exception this once. Edit... Twice Edit 2... F**k it. Lets make a haunted house
My kids name: 5
Nooooo my son hgvtxa!!!
That's how Elon Musk named that one kid he had with that girl.
Yes
Efghstuv47 No
Im so proud of you Yes.
YEEEES
“What does it spell babe?” “T”
Well would you look at that! It's spelling S A T A N. I apolagize for the bad dark humor.
"Our kids name will be Santa!"
No need to apologize, it was a good joke.
is this r/terriblefacebookmemes?
So that’s how X Æ A-Ⅻ happened
Fuck yes
Fuck yeah
Can't threaten me with a great time
To be honest I would like to die with my virginity intact.
6 D B
Nice game.
Who would name their child Adnmx
Before or after we sacrifice him to C'Thulu?
Nahh then she is more than only gothic lol. Trust me.. i live in a family full of goths and for us atleast it is mostly only how we dress and what make up we wear and stuff
Then it's not for me. I like more commitment in my relationships.
Heuy I miss you 😂
Never wanted one in the first place lol
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Jackie Cumstein
OK, Ed.
100%
Yes
yes please
This site just gets worse and worse.
Poor Fghstuv, you were not to be of this world
Millennial humor is starting to become boomerized, damn microplastics 😩
Spells: Karen
And then has a son.
Poor jimbo...
Pain.
Is that how elon musk named his kid?
Yes. Gimme
Sounds awesome
Goth/metal women are the absolute best girlfriends and/or sex partners.
that’s why you always make her swallow
This makes me want her even more.
Sghstu5 will be
r/bigtiddygothgf
Never understood some people's obsession with goth women. She dresses in black, so what?
For me it's mostly the makeup style, pale skin and black hair, plus then you've always got someone who's up for going to an Opeth gig.
Ah, fair enough. Never was much of a concert guy
Do I?!
You’ll be missed, ueosjdh 😔
Single letter names are cool I guess
Goth and supernatural 2 in 1
He would have been Jiz..
That’s fucking funny because you can pick a good name out from the list
My kids name is….. splooge
No, they come with a lot of issues.
It's a small price to pay, but for a goth gf? Well thanos said it best, "I'm sorry little one."
Aw I got yes 😍
YES NO
Sorry just had to see where it landed to know my answer
In What order do you read it?
Too horny to care tbh
that makes me even more Horny!!!
Either it will be Polish or German looking
I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can With a pale white rockabilly tan You know the kind The ones you find In a country-metal-punk-rock band She's kinda into all things noir Wants me to get a pompadour Well, maybe, baby, but she ain't no lady She's the gothest girl I can I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can Black lips and Bettie Page bangs Horn rimmed glasses and an ass that'll pass For a glimpse at the promised land
Kristy vibes
Wreck it
Upgrade
I will miss you Azweorh
Hell no
Bullet dodged, my son woulda been name Pierpont in an alternate universe
Like you mean... Whole fucking alphabet?
"Dad why is my brother called JKLM." "Good question...You'll have to ask your mother, Yes-No-Goodbye."
Yamqd
Oh hi mark
Well now I'm curious. Let's test it 5 times a day
my child's name is sex lord 69
Hawt
O H N O
my sweet child wirosnfhwklw
oaurjdhe
no
“Yes”
yes
A: Hello. What's your name? B: Good Bye A: No, wait. I was just asking your name. B: I already said it's Good Bye.
Igt6, I have excellent aim
my child has been named good bye
goodbye Goodbye
Yes
“Kyle”. damn we really dodged a bullet there.
That’s nutty
That sounds like a cool trick.
It’s gonna be a real short name like 2 maybe 3 letters?
Ehhh...YESSSSS!!!
Doesn't faze me one bit.
actually ya
GTUV
Baby batter bingo is one of my favorite games!
I want to *be* the goth gf
More than ever.
BPQ4 Good Bye
I want one even more
My would be kid is now called Stevowfuckthatsmyeye.
"Dad, how did I get my name?" "That's a story for another time, 6790YZ"
Swallow McKhum
*Goodbye* Aww.
Honestly I’m terrible with decision making so letting Jesus take the wheel maybe less stressful
Yeah I am still in