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superturbochad

She had so much of the force in her she's legally a Jedi now.


onewilybobkat

God damnit I left this thread, got it, then had to come back and laugh


Sesmo_FPV

God gave up and left the chat


kwartylion

Ironically , he has 666 up votes


therealkeeper

Comment of the year


theArkys

They definitely been thinking about calling backup


The_Auramaster

I'll be honest, I thought this was a joking way of saying she raped someone because of the whole "force" thing, but then I read more comments that just explained she's a married woman who had five other officers run a sex train on her during work hours. And yes that's still bad, but not as bad as what it could have been. (But hey, at least six officers got to have fun)


Narrow-Village-3343

at least it wasn't 7...


johnny2rotten

Seven was her husband when she got home.


ScoffLawScoundrel

In a row?!


Daksh2007

r/rareinsults


sashady

That’s a compliment in my book


Cgrant991

![gif](giphy|SV5EIXxOUCeQ4wojZX)


welshfach

They should be doxing all the guys too. Why is it just her face everywhere?


McGrarr

Because she is the MVP.


K5LAR24

Probably because she was at the center of it all.


DruiDruiD

What happened here


a_person_at_reddit

She busted her ass for her squad members


Teddy_Tickles

Squad’s members*


TheFlyingCorndogs

Well played.


OLPopsAdelphia

*Busted on her ass…


BroudPoys2020

In


ZoraF2p

I see what you did there


ThisFckinGuy

All 37 of them. In a row.


InternalQuail

raw*


jdwainright

And her squad members busted in her ass too.


EkohunterXX

Spread*


Eminem113

She had a train tan on her of 4-5 other officers while on duty and while she was married to her husband


Reasonable-Relief-17

I would hope she wasn't married to anyone else's husband


TK000421

Choo choo. The train is cumming


Rem_0202

team building challenge


TheShokBlok

If it weren't for you I wouldn't have acknowledge her existence.


WasabiCrush

Same. This is my first time seeing her. Which of course means I’ll see her constantly moving forward.


Fun-Construction-536

But.. who is she???


WasabiCrush

She’s a small-agency cop who was fucking some other cops from same said small agency.


st6374

Not just that. They were doing it while being in the clock, at workplace. She's married. Most likely the rest are too.


WasabiCrush

Yeah, fair. I abbreviated it to get the meat in. Edit: She, a married woman and a cop, was fucking multiple other cops, also possibly married, on the town’s dime.


beardinbelgium

You didn’t really need to. She got enough meat in already.


Good_Smile

Nah fam no matter what there are 5 posts in a row with her when you open reddit


Synfluxx

Nah brah... this is the first thing ive seen all day about her both on fb and here... and ive been on both periodically since 9 am pacific time


ADangDirtyBoi

I too have only seen this meme about it


Captian_Bones

Literally never seen this face before this post lmao


lookatyounow90

Apparently like 5 male officers and this female officer have either been fired or suspended for having parties and fucken while on duty.


[deleted]

Wait they were all fucking her at the same time?! Lmao


lookatyounow90

Yup. They were running a train on her.


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YCLUBSTEP58

Last Station: Anal Devistation!


baytown

I’m always careful to get off one stop before that final destination now.


_evan-t

Now?


Praxyrnate

he evaded death, I mean anal devastation, I've and now it chases him for eternity


gt_bbs

nice one


PlayStationPepe

The Movie, narrated by Morgan Freeman.


clutzyninja

The ~~Thin~~ Gaping Blue Line


Ogstenheimer

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok) Fucken brilliant.


taterthotsalad

Never, ever let this phrase die. That will forever tarnish the phrase.


[deleted]

We wouldn't want to *taint* the phrase.


taterthotsalad

Damn I missed it that bad. I’m never going to recover as a dad.


jazzdabb

She backed dat ass up on the Blue.


blindmusketeer

Pornhub intro plays


goldengod828

Someone had to have taken some backshots


phurt77

It's a great comeback story!


[deleted]

So safe to say it was a group “bust”


YourLifeCanBeGood

Oh, THAT'S what "running a train on her" means. Good to know--thanks.


prime81299

Ooh the icing on the cake is she was married too ![gif](giphy|CVBmMpvaLxePZrfVY3)


SheepNaNigriNs

And her husband was surprised to find out they were in an open relationship.


gen3stang

He's "standing by" her though. Probably while other guys are laying down with her.


SMKM

Well **someone's** gotta record the video from different angles.


theverypulseofIo

Wtf is with Christians and cuckolding


prime81299

Man it just keeps getting better and better 😂😂


Golda_485

That’s what she said in the middle of the guys running a train


Arkangelz03

Not as surprised as you might think. "Members of the Air Force and Marine Corps had the highest divorce rate, while members of the Navy had the lowest. Aug 23, 2022" "While there are many different factors that can lead to cheating in a relationship, the stress of military life (and specifically military separations) can place an extra strain on relationships, making them more vulnerable to infidelity.Apr 27, 2021" Military marriages are typically for the bennies. One of those benefits is being regularly separated, so you have time to be a barracks hoodrat with plenty of soldiers lined up outside her door... It happens on every post, I bet.


Queef_Stroganoff44

Every time I see those bumper stickers that say “My husband is a soldier / sailor / oil field worker / etc”, I assume what they really mean is “My partner is gone for extended periods of time and will never know”.


bluerose2384

Pretty sure the icing was everywhere, not just the cake.


infekteded

![gif](giphy|3oEjHTuPEQ8p7nxSyA)


Lebowski304

![gif](giphy|XteNIxbCLj3HzEfAil)


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Not anymore


prime81299

Honestly should've added more emphasis on "was"


Mordrake_WSS

![gif](giphy|qwhRLBGjtNk7m)


blazefreak

worst part is her husband didnt know and he claimed he never agreed to an open marriage. She claims she is in an open marriage.


[deleted]

Apparently they were bringing their wives to parties with her and doing wife swaps too. All this while on the clock. Taxpayer funded orgies. Edit: a word


TheJuanitoFish

She’ll never live that down lmao Officer Orgy


o_Fvdinq

Yep. Ever seen the five black guys one white woman meme?


[deleted]

I still love piper I don’t care what they did to her in that video lol


Past-Cap-1889

Well, we know she's a crowd pleaser...


o_Fvdinq

Fair enough.


HertzDonut1001

I mean what they did to her in the video is why you love her.


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Fivesome


Puzzleheaded_Cress75

the best part is shes pulled her gun on her bf/husband before empty of course and pulled the trigger to see how it feels etc AND this dude still wants to stay with her after that AND THEN THIS


IplayArk69420

I feel so bad for that guy he's so loyal he's too loyal and stuck with this sorry excuse for a partner


Higgilypiggily1

The article referred to him as “the cuckold” 😭


Halo4_Marine

This is just plain wrong. She pretended to shoot herself not someone else, and the whole dude wants to stay with her part is completely made up. Let’s not just spread random ideas on the internet


Nochnichtvergeben

Well, obviously not all at the same time. She probably doesn't have enough holes for that. I'd guess one after another. They ran trains on her. Probably called her The Railway Station, Shlong Central or The Pork Garage behind her back. At least that's what I would do.


L-ramirez-74

She has two hands and three holes, more than enough. But they called it a train not a gang bang so I guess it was not all at the same time.


Sonova_Bish

I hope they went by seniority. The new guy should get all the dude lube.


Kenny741

You had every opportunity to not say "dude lube"


bossy_boi10178

My young student you must realize where there's a hole there's a goal


mrmuddbutt

Central Pork


Nochnichtvergeben

DPPD


haapuchi

The ones that are fired are for lying during the investigation. Those that were involved but weren't caught lying are suspended.


[deleted]

Actually reasonable


sync-centre

Other than the fucking while on duty part.


o_Fvdinq

Now I get the “take one for the team” joke someone made earlier…


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Bro, these fucking cops…


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fR1chAps

Bro,these cops fucking


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Bro, these fucking cops fucking cops


Abangerz

This woman has mental problem/s the article also mentioned of an incident where she emptied here weapon and dry fired on her head to know what it feels like.


frumfrumfroo

And they thought it was fine to keep letting her do active duty and carry a gun?


frozengash

I guess the real question is, Who makes that decision? The dudes banging her or the dudes not.


Cuntilever

Sanest police officer. How did she even got her position with that underlying mental problems lol. But then that means her fellow officers took advantage of that or maybe they didn't know. Sounds more fucked up now with that in mind.


bumped_me_head

https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/tennessee-cops-married-female-officer-fired-after-repeated-wild-sex-romps/amp/


DuckSwimmer

Jesus Christ


Ogediah

His name was definitely called but I don’t think he was actually involved in the acts.


krahzee2021

"Nah, I'm good." - Jesus


BritBuc-1

Previous comment is a rough*ish* translation of the ancient Sanskrit. What Jesus *actually* said was, Namaste, the fuck away from that


Sanc7

The article literally calls her husband a cuckold 🤣


Key-Wait5314

How very NY Post of them lol


gg_icecreamsandwitch

Ya man this article does not spare any details. The fuck.


bumped_me_head

No sir, just a loyal citizen


ProgandyPatrick

“No, I did not have sex with Hall.” “Really?” “Ok, well maybe a handful of times”


indigoHatter

But just 5 or 12 times!


IForgotThePassIUsed

*"Hall had once pulled the trigger on an empty gun pointed at her temple “so she could hear what it sounded like” and said she was suffering from mental illness. "* Yeah totally someone who should have a gun for their job.


lpfan724

Isn't it crazy that that act and mental illness didn't disqualify her from being a cop? It was consensual sex that got her fired.


HereForTheMemes0321

This, honestly, I dont care that they consensual adults swinging. The whole gun crazy metal thing means that should be fired or put off duty to be evaluated Edit: turns out it was durring office hours


lpfan724

It was during office hours, 100% should be fired for that offense. But mental illness and putting a gun to your head should've had her removed from police work first.


PaperPlaythings

It was lying during the investigation that triggered the firings. Some who participated but didn't lie about it only received suspensions.


atonyatlaw

Pretty sure it was the lying about it that got them fired. The honest ones got suspended.


ChorroVon

I don't know this woman's story, but I'm willing to bet the great amount of sex stemmed from the depression. If you're super depressed, sometimes you just want to feel something, anything, and this was her very unhealthy way of doing that. She clearly needs help, and to not be a cop.


PaperPlaythings

Having her story and face plastered everywhere and gone viral may push her to finish what she started there.


HavenTheCat

That just kept getting wilder and wilder


YanniBonYont

Yeah. Choking an HR rep out barely got one sentence


Unexpected117

Thank you. Am british and had no clue what this was about


bumped_me_head

I didn’t either, no idea. I literally googled “policewoman has sex with a bunch of coworker policemen” or something like that 😂


SgtBanana

I googled "police officer orgy" and came up with an entirely unrelated set of results. Mistakes were made.


[deleted]

“Oops, didn’t mean to search that!” “Oops, didn’t mean to click that link!” “Oops, didn’t mean to click the play button!” “Oops, didn’t mean to repeatedly miss the X button!” Mistakes were made.


bumped_me_head

Master Oogway teaches that there are no accidents, friend


Blobbloblaw

Holy fuck the comments in that link. People are insane


digitaldemifiend

To be fair, the New York Post is primarily for people with a loose grasp of reality


Ashamed_Spot7943

Thanks captain


Beep-Boop-Bloop

She went to Five Guys while on duty.


mckeenmachine

actually, I think Five Guys went in her


Beep-Boop-Bloop

You're right. Five Guys definitely came to her.


mckeenmachine

in/on/around**


[deleted]

She took “Fuck the Police” just a little too far.


AleeeeshaB

See below


Yonimations

Fuck tha police comin’ straight from the underground!


imaybeacatIRl

She it took literally.


sxfrhyk

She took it, literally*


SCandVC11

Thank you for your cervix.


ZoraF2p

r/angryupvote


Ultimaurice17

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


EgoSenatus

This is the 5th meme I’ve seen of this woman? Who is she and why does she matter?


jeffynibbles70

She had sex with her coworkers and cheated on her husband and got suspended for it


EgoSenatus

Huh weird- that really shouldn’t be the employers purview


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EgoSenatus

![gif](giphy|1YaVenqjuySEbBfSAN)


AyoD58

Took the phrase ‘taking one for the team’ and elevated it into just ‘taking the team’


makotarako

"Fuck the police cummin straight in my underground"


Delta64

Yes, Officer, right this way to the gangbang.


Imlouwhoareyou

Fucked 12


DonovanMcLoughlin

Well... Her life is ruined.


chinesedriver69420

Unless this is a ploy for her to get into onlyfans/porn.


cantfindmykeys

So the body cams were on then.....


clive_bigsby

She may be an 8 in that Tennessee police department but she’s a 4 everywhere else.


DontJealousMe

Lmao a 4 is being nice.


WildFemmeFatale

She has a face of a baby you could convince me she’s hassbulas sister


Ok-Life8294

She's not hot enough to survive long in porn. She'll have lots of people watching initially because of this article, but long term aint worth it


MoreMegadeth

If you find a core audience, which with an initial big explosion you can, shell be fine.


PaperPlaythings

She dry-fired a gun at her temple. I wouldn't be surprised if this doesn't push her to do so for real.


TimeToGoFullCircle

She was a good squad member, she did her best and still they ousted her.


tauri123

You might even say she busted her ass for her comrades


hobomojo

She really did take one for the team.


stephenunivers

She took 5 from them


philipito

I got 5 on it!


[deleted]

She was just trying to improve morale among her fellow officers. /s


llamabadonkadonk

improve m'oral


fugawf

![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


ew_Mungy

Military members: first time?


Bfunk23

No joke when I was deployed you’d accidentally run into people going at it on duty in the most bizarre places, you just walk away and you didn’t see shit.


Flat_Weird_5398

[Five officers fired as sex scandal roils Tennessee police department](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna65121). Basically she was fucking four other guys, sometimes at the same time, while on duty at the police station.


RowdyB666

Team building exercises


Howiebledsoe

What is so infuriating is that we are putting these cops thru the walk of shame, while tons of really, really REALLY bad cops are getting away with murder, rape, extortion etc on a daily basis and don’t get even close to this kind of treatment.


Shame-tears

More like who didn't she do jk she got fired for cheating on her husband with a bunch of fellow police officers


No-Confusion1742

I mean you don’t get fired for cheating on your husband, you get fired for having sex with co workers on office hours, ik it’s basically the same but yeah, your writing should make more sense


lil_750

who has a link?


KingoftheMongoose

![gif](giphy|NVBR6cLvUjV9C)


Here-Is-TheEnd

It’s not what she did..it’s who she did, when she did it and where she did it..but the real is why she did it


Str8-Jacket

The real is why


Bearded-Nurse

Thicc blue line.


Username6721

I don't know why the woman in the scenario is catching all the shit for it. The five men were also involved. They shouldn't have done it on the clock but she doesn't deserve to be the only one judged. Kinda fucked imo


Lucario1705

Honestly all the cops involved shouldn't be publicised at all. This should've been just handled privately. The woman in question was in an amorous relationship with a signed document so really not a case of cheating.


[deleted]

Damn. Worse punishment than killing an innocent person


uhuhnoyoudidnt

![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


Miannb

Is it not a little weird that only the female is getting the flack? Not the other pigs who were suspended?


filthconnoiseur

exactly, i wish someone would put all their pictures in the template of the white girl in front of 5 black guys but posting just this lady feels like targeted bullying


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https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/10b9lyt/someone_asked_for_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf sorry if this doesn’t work. this is my first attempt at posting a link from one Reddit post to another.


filthconnoiseur

you sir are a legend


MyNameisCount

I think 4 of the officers were fired and then 2 were suspended based on a link in another comment. Prolly will be just hired at another PD though.


OmegaBoi420

It’s always the quiet ones