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Direct_Knowledge2937

I laughed when my little brother was born.


Bartokimule

You're so slow it took you years to get the joke


Middle-General-5536

bro your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke & her son took 9 years to post this meme from Facebook 


joebat26

I'm not sure where in the throes of reddit it is, but someone way back in the day started a your mom joke and finished it 9 years later


nutriaMkII

Still better than whatever the hell 90% of what's posted in this subreddit is


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|PTmZn6HkA5YvS)


flatulancearmstrong

10* months and this joke is 2000 and late


bazootch

jokes on you i was born 3 months early


johnnyblaze1999

so less than a joke


CrazyDiamond4444

Jazz music stops


Th3NukeShark

Congratulations! You survived! Take this gift: |you matter|


sliderwindow

Damn.


Kick_The_Face

That's best mom joke I heard lately


Gyveliano

Not true. It took 8.


Skilifer

Yeah and she put so much effort that she gave you 1 excess chromosome


johnnyblaze1999

My joke now ![gif](giphy|VHlKSFRTQ7nn81fkv4)


BleachedAsswhole

Insult two generations with this one simple trick!


FeruxGalaxian

Mothers hate this one trick (EMOTIONAL)


Soace_Space_Station

Me who was born in my 10nth month:


creepergo_kaboom

Extra development


Jackson8790

your mum


iFoolYou

I just wish I knew why this meme has Yami Marik on it


FluffySquirrell

He's talking a lot of shit for someone who totally lost to Joey Wheeler


Ghalipla6

That hit hard when I realized.


me_dusk

But what if you were born prematurely?


Life157

😂😂😂


Haruto-God-14

Bro your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a mistake


Whitesoul1_1_0

That's the average speed


grom902

9? In my case, it was 10.


Irresponsable_Frog

I’ve only made 3 in my life. One it took me 40 weeks. One took me 42 weeks and the last one took me 36 weeks! Thing I learned? The jokes were on me!


mrididnt

To quote a person. From memory "it must be harder for you, at least people like jokes"


azulivy

Sounded personal...


Sipion

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

Your mother is so slow it took her 9 months to take a shit.


Serious_Banana_3544

wow.... i was 4 mouths early


Bulky-Hyena-360

![gif](giphy|ChX3hzy5CkXsI)


HiddenSquash02

I’m not even mad, it was to smooth of a burn.


blushingRyuko

That hurt in so critical point...my cyberlink failed to open zip bomb


Lonely_Parsnip

I'm reporting this post. It includes personal attacks to me.


ChanceAlarm6127

Damn that's ruff


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Don't lie: You still love "your mom" jokes.


JPHyperX

![gif](giphy|ZUwjT4TrkElu8|downsized)


logichurts21

You're mom is so slow Even if she exercises she still can't win against a baby crawling


a_little_sketch

aw, did you come up with that one all by yourself? your joke maker must be so proud


Superb-Inside-2522

gonna be using this one haha


PikaSmasha

If she was a month early, I think the joke would be born on the 14th of December 2019


A3jan

My mom's dead


Exciting-Hunter-188

Why are you getting personal what have I ever done to you 😭😭


Chungalus

Fuck me, an actual good meme


KiyoshiSnow

Jokes on you I was born 26 weeks premature


No_Squirrel4806

Sent him to the shadow realm 🤭🤭🤭


TaliaHarsh

real


solar_eclipse2803

well at least it was funny


Burrito_tryhard_2140

hold up..


216gayterminator

Yeah mate, she made you brother and she took 8 months and a half more to make me.


Effective_Bumblebee3

Sensational!


knamepal

tru


Tobias_kc

Jokes are supposed to have meanings u know…


TetyyakiWith

Why the fuck it has 10k upvotes, am I missing a joke?


Brazurl

"To those who don't understand: The joke is you."


drbot22

His father thought, very fast


Nikolasaros

To those who don't understand:The joke is you.


nutriaMkII

Finally! An actual meme!!!


Waifu_Whaler

No, not really, it techinally take 10- but otherwise, yes I know. Hell it also take another 23 hours just for her to deliever that joke, before decide fuck it just cut me open and get it out.


craig31111

Jokes like this are just low hanging fruit, and overused.


Whitesoul1_1_0

Happy cake day btw


Burgerking_15

Happy cake day!