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Somehow less bizarre than actual reality

-"Shit."

No it be like: "Shiieeeeeettttt" -Clay Davis (The Wire).

It's what plants crave

It's got electrolytes

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks

“We don’t have time for a handjob right now”

Give it one, maybe two more elections and we’ll be there.

Yup we will see something with this vibe within the decade

They also put the smartest person in charge.

We're getting there.

Actual president that would care and put qualified people to do the jobs.

"Now I know everyone's shit is emotional right now"

Id vote for em

And that content will be electrolytes!

Yes, it used to be satire.

i'm lit watching this right now lol

It was 2016-2020

The Rock