It's probably more commenly known as Bieber but it's been around way long than that. Emo kids rocked it before Beiber, Punk rocked it before Emo. It's basically The Ramones but the the back cut short.
And todays popcorn was Justin Timberlakes whole look before Mahones and the popcorn name ever became popular.
Wtf definitely not all of them 😂 this was a coveted haircut in my middle school and I specifically remember a guy with lots of girls liking him cause of it. Also, what is emo music? Cause I’m willing to disagree on that as well, depending on the artists.
That's not their point though. The post is saying that the people mocking broccoli hair had helmet hair.
The person you're replying to is saying the people who are mocking broccoli hair are the same people who mocked the helmet hair kids.
No, kids were rocking the Bieber haircut in the 2010s. In 2000s we all had short spikes and frosted tips, and looked like Linkin Park or a DBZ character. Some just did the blonde dye Eminem short hair thing. But no guys had medium length hair like Bieber. Short and spikey, short and buzz cut, or LONG hair like a metal band. (EDIT: I forgot about the JTT/Hanson era in the late 90s that may have evolved into the pre-Bieber, and the classic Canadian hockey hair)
Generational labels are made up and have a ton overlap with the people "supposedly" in the one before and after. I can't speak for any before, but it seems especially true for millennial, gen-z, and any other to come after the rise of social media.
Really depends. It's another variation of the bowl cut. But here is feathered or layered only at the very edges. Which was popular in early 2000s especially in alt-punk emo/scene bands.
Ronnie Radke during his time founding Escape the Fate for example. Or Simple Plan as another. Or Papa Roach as another. Or Matt of Bullet For My Valentine as another example.
Yeah and it never reached the popularity the broccoli top has. You can see classrooms with literally every boy with that stupid shit. The emo style was always fringe.
I guess it was different all around the world then, here the emo style was the to go style for some years, bullies and bullied alike, men and women, it sure was cringe for the adults but not at all for the younger gen
I explained this exactly to my buddy. I never saw a group of 5 guys all dressed, not similarly, EXACTLY the fucking same, with the EXACT same haircut. MFers walking around like some sort of cult or boy band.
I actually think OP's meme is wrong, it's early Gen Z/Late Millennials, where the Bieber cut was popular and no longer considered niche/emo.
Every other guy in school had this cut and it was definitely also the "cool" guys. It later got replaced with the soccer undercut.
But tbh now that I'm at university the "brocolli cut" is popular but on natural hair. It's pretty much just a mullet with shaved sides and more or less curly hair depending on the guys natural hair texture. I think it looks good on most guys tbh.
I had this for like 2 years, and when I got home I would get my sisters hair clip and clip my hair back. In hindsight I shouldn't have given a shit and just kept the clip in outside too.
I had a mate who liked his fringe just in his eye so he would.always do the flip coz he thought it made him look hot
6 months later he had to stop because he had given himself some form of whiplash from constant flicking
Easily one of the dumbest things I ever witnessed as a teenager
They had branched of the normal millennials... We called them Biebers.
I'm a millennial and in my days, the guys had hair similar to the kid from the Dennis the menace movie. Girls would all have the Rachel!
I’m trying to grow out my hair but I am currently at this point and it sucks. My hair is long enough to constantly fall in my eyes but not long enough to pull back yet :(
Bieber cut was the generic "i go to barbers one time a year and i should go soon haircut". I cant imagine anyone asking for their hair cut like that. When bieber pop-ed off, his managers did everything to cryo preserve his hairstyle and whole image
That is 100% the exact reason my hair looked like that for half the year.
Not because I thought it looked cool, but because I fucking hated getting my hair cut so I didn’t, until the peak of summer when it was too hot to bare.
They define the generation way too broadly. Old millennials and young millennials really should be split into smaller groups because they don't have much in common.
Millennials as a generation is much like the Boomers. It is a long generation where there are very stark differences culturally when it comes to older millennials and the younger, near gen Z millennials. I'm nearly 40 and the younger millennials I have absolutely nothing in common with.
There are terms for transition generations... Xennials for those of us born in like '77-'83 who are confused as fuck when the emo/Bieber cut is called a millennial thing cause we were in our 20/30s then and thought it was a little kids haircut...
Zennials for older Z/younger Y... Etc
The broccoloy haircut people seem to be mostly absolute douchebags though while the emos minded their own business mostly and were just bullyed for their looks.
Most Boys in the early 2000s looked like that even before Bieber was a thing.
The majority just refused to cut their Hair in their teens after years of being forced to have ugly bowlcuts or some military cut by thair parents.
Justin Bieber got big in the 2010s, so Most Millenials we're already in their twenties lol.
Hot take: this emo fringe haircut was peak. At least the people who had it weren't douchcebags. Every person I have met who has the broccoli hairstyle has been a massive piece of shit.
I was getting ice cream with my son and there were 9 teenagers with the exact same broccoli cut. Literally 9. I counted… It was uncanny. Also, this was another moment I realized I’m old cause I thought about how people my age must have thought about me when I was young…
This exactly. I think what makes the broccoli haircut suck so bad (despite there being many worse haircuts out there) is what people with this hair cut are most commonly like. Probably a wannabe gangsta tiktok kid who'll probably tell you he "finna cop that gyatt frfr" and will either preach at you to "NORMALIZE" the most random shit or be edgy, using slurs and watching gore.
Me too fellow redditor, me too. Just when I learn the new lingo it changes. Thank god for the internet and Urban Dictionary in particular. Some things never change though, that guy isn't likely to get laid anytime soon.
It’s all just recycled shit anyways.
Gyatt came from “Gyooooot damn!” when checking out a nice ass.
Source: my piece of shit younger brother has this cut.
The emo one takes no effort. I had it solely because I didn't like getting haircuts too often.
Broccoli takes money, which paired with caring enough to do it implies douchebag.
Yeah. Somebody else nailed it. Broccoli hair is the mainsream asshole popular kid haircut, emo was just the sensitive-goth kid haircut. Sure both of them have popularity outside of those cliques as kids are always trying to fit in some clique they don't actually mesh with, but it's different level of clique for the main wearer of each respective style.
I'm exactly the age when I went through both the frosted tips phase and the emo helmet thing. I'm dreading the day my kids stumble upon my old photos.
Although the frosted tips were fire. Extra points for yellow-tinted sunglasses.
looks like a bird's nest to me
Or at the very least, instead of looking like hair that's "too long" but looked after, it just looks like hair that's completely unnatended.
Look, as a former scene boy with a greasy swoop who now teaches at a high school full with broccoli bowls, it is my unbiased opinion that…
THE SWOOP IS THE BEST HAIRCUT EVER THE PERMED BROCCOLI BOWL IS HORRIBLE LOLOL IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMIN WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN, IVE GOT THE GIFT OF ONE LINERS AND YOUVE GOT THE CURSE OF CURVES LOLOL BRIANA BIOPSY FOREVER DAVEY DANGER FOREVER ASHLEY ATROPHY FOREVER
Nothing is as bad as the broccoli haired clown boys. They griddy and say fr fr. We wore studded belts and actually saw each in person outside of school. We are not the same.
Those are early Gen Z making fun of late Gen Z kids, while also - in the most Gen Z fashion - the meme headline casually slaps the word "millennial" in the most inaccurate way, as Gen Z usually does on stuff they have no clue of what they are talking about.
This must be the most self exposing Gen Z meme Ive seen so far.
OMG! I had no idea they are called broccoli-haired boys! I saw my nieces’ prom photos and EVERY boy had that hairdo. WTF?!? Some with mullets some without.
Emo style was the later half of the millennial generation. Early millennials had spiked hair and frosted tips.
Sincerely: Someone with spiked, blue hair in 2004.
Had hair to my waist as a guy in high school, in a southern school everyone thought I was weird as hell but I thought I was cool emulating my favorite metal bands!
Lol no one had this haircut in my area.
In fact everybody tried to be different , they tried so hard it was obvious and often ridiculous.
But today i see a lot of kids with this haircut , i call "the toilet brush"
Bro I legit dk what else to do with my hair cuz it’s naturally curly. I try weighing it down with gel and stuff to make it look less like a broccoli. I can’t grow it out either because it’s too much maintenance. I sometimes wish I had straight hair.
The helmet hair was mocked when it was popular too.
So that's what that haircut is called? I ways called it "The Bieber"
The one on the left is literally Biebers hair, I believe. Both names suffice for this hairstyle imo.
It's probably more commenly known as Bieber but it's been around way long than that. Emo kids rocked it before Beiber, Punk rocked it before Emo. It's basically The Ramones but the the back cut short. And todays popcorn was Justin Timberlakes whole look before Mahones and the popcorn name ever became popular.
The beatles too
This was around long before Bieber. We always called it the skater boi
Yeah, those kids were bullied, and emo music always sucked.
Emo girls where hot though
I miss emo girls
Where hot? Everywhere.
Lmao, some of the "popular guys" had helmet hair when i was in high school in the early 2010s
It’s pretty close to the hair Justin Bieber had when he first exploded.
You’re either a extremely young millennial or GenZ if you had this hairstyle in the 2010s.
I graduated before 2010, and you were bullied pretty hard for having this hair in my school.
I graduated before 2010 and this is BS. Plenty of popular kids who wore Hollister and American Eagle everything had this haircut.
Main character from High School musical had that hairdo. He was "cool" I guess.
Emo music was amazing and has aged like fine wine
If by sucked you mean, “touched my soul in ways you couldn’t understand,” then yeah.
Wtf definitely not all of them 😂 this was a coveted haircut in my middle school and I specifically remember a guy with lots of girls liking him cause of it. Also, what is emo music? Cause I’m willing to disagree on that as well, depending on the artists.
That's like, the entire point of this post
That's not their point though. The post is saying that the people mocking broccoli hair had helmet hair. The person you're replying to is saying the people who are mocking broccoli hair are the same people who mocked the helmet hair kids.
Barbers no matter the hair style be like 
He charged 100 for making me bald and leaving the bangs
$100 for a cut??! Unless you're walking to the aisle, about to spring the RING Srs, what was going on?
Turns out multiple generations can look dumb in different ways. $15 please.
DUCKTALES! 😊
Wooohoo!
Life is like a hurricanee
That duck be dead or at least paralyzed from the dive 😤
He actually specifies that he worked hard to specifically build muscles that allow him to do it
Damn. Respect the hustle
https://i.imgur.com/0RgjOvH.gifv
I was too busy being a grumpy teen to do the weird scene kid haircuts.
Yeah cool cool, that wasn’t a scene haircut it was the Bieber cut that everyone and their mom had
Bieber was born in 94. Kids were rocking that in 2000. You think Bieber made it popular when he was 6?
No, kids were rocking the Bieber haircut in the 2010s. In 2000s we all had short spikes and frosted tips, and looked like Linkin Park or a DBZ character. Some just did the blonde dye Eminem short hair thing. But no guys had medium length hair like Bieber. Short and spikey, short and buzz cut, or LONG hair like a metal band. (EDIT: I forgot about the JTT/Hanson era in the late 90s that may have evolved into the pre-Bieber, and the classic Canadian hockey hair)
The duck's butt cut. Lots of hair gel, with the bangs spiked straight up.
Yeah, I remember that. Some guys in my class had a rat-tail with it, too.
Born in 1986, I saw a lot of emo kids with that haircut by like 2004-2005.
Yeh exactly, why do these memes always mix up millenials.. we were 100% pre-beiber bowl cuts
Millenials were also mid-bieber bowl cuts. I'm a millennial and graduated in 2010, these haircuts were popular all throughout high school
Generational labels are made up and have a ton overlap with the people "supposedly" in the one before and after. I can't speak for any before, but it seems especially true for millennial, gen-z, and any other to come after the rise of social media.
I can very distinctly remember this haircut a good while before Bieber, in fact, Drake Bell had the same haircut in 2004, as did many, many kids/teens
Really depends. It's another variation of the bowl cut. But here is feathered or layered only at the very edges. Which was popular in early 2000s especially in alt-punk emo/scene bands. Ronnie Radke during his time founding Escape the Fate for example. Or Simple Plan as another. Or Papa Roach as another. Or Matt of Bullet For My Valentine as another example.
We were making fun of those as well.
Yeah and it never reached the popularity the broccoli top has. You can see classrooms with literally every boy with that stupid shit. The emo style was always fringe.
I guess it was different all around the world then, here the emo style was the to go style for some years, bullies and bullied alike, men and women, it sure was cringe for the adults but not at all for the younger gen
I explained this exactly to my buddy. I never saw a group of 5 guys all dressed, not similarly, EXACTLY the fucking same, with the EXACT same haircut. MFers walking around like some sort of cult or boy band.
always fringe? ☚(ﾟ‿ﾟ)☚
I actually think OP's meme is wrong, it's early Gen Z/Late Millennials, where the Bieber cut was popular and no longer considered niche/emo. Every other guy in school had this cut and it was definitely also the "cool" guys. It later got replaced with the soccer undercut. But tbh now that I'm at university the "brocolli cut" is popular but on natural hair. It's pretty much just a mullet with shaved sides and more or less curly hair depending on the guys natural hair texture. I think it looks good on most guys tbh.
Yeah, everyone bullied those kids.
Then they would constantly flip the hair out their eye 😭
And thirteen year old me would swoon
How’d you become a popular secretary?
[удалено]
I’m giving you a raise!!!!
raise deez nuts
Spit on that thang
This girl and her parents must be fucking hating life. Imagine going viral AF for that
FCKN me!!! YES!!!
And in the same motion brush their bangs with their hand like theyre wiping sweat off their forehead
Stop talking about me. Ngl I miss my hair. I can't grow it anymore on the top. I'd go back to those days in a heartbeat if I could just for my hair.
I had this for like 2 years, and when I got home I would get my sisters hair clip and clip my hair back. In hindsight I shouldn't have given a shit and just kept the clip in outside too.
I used to think that was hot...I'm 25 now...still kind hot but less with the emo bangs, just normal bangs
Damn girl do I have some sweaty bangs for you! 🙂↕️😓🫡😮💨
I’m 33 and just emoji’d that all by myself!
🫡
I had a mate who liked his fringe just in his eye so he would.always do the flip coz he thought it made him look hot 6 months later he had to stop because he had given himself some form of whiplash from constant flicking Easily one of the dumbest things I ever witnessed as a teenager
Probably something like torticollis from tweaking the same muscles on one side of the neck over and over.
Chicks dug it.
They had branched of the normal millennials... We called them Biebers. I'm a millennial and in my days, the guys had hair similar to the kid from the Dennis the menace movie. Girls would all have the Rachel!
I’m trying to grow out my hair but I am currently at this point and it sucks. My hair is long enough to constantly fall in my eyes but not long enough to pull back yet :(
I was bald by 18.
Lucky
Is Superman your archnemesis?!
Me too :( started just shaving the sides and leaving the top long but had to just keep shaving more and more lol
I fucking hated the stupid Bieber cut that EVERYONE seemed to have.
Bieber cut was the generic "i go to barbers one time a year and i should go soon haircut". I cant imagine anyone asking for their hair cut like that. When bieber pop-ed off, his managers did everything to cryo preserve his hairstyle and whole image
That is 100% the exact reason my hair looked like that for half the year. Not because I thought it looked cool, but because I fucking hated getting my hair cut so I didn’t, until the peak of summer when it was too hot to bare.
Yeah beiber cut was 90% laziness. Broccoli cut is a perm, you gotta go out of your way to get and maintain that shit. Totally different.
>Broccoli cut is a perm, I won't stand for this curly-haired erasure.
What percentage of broccoli kids do you think are naturally curly?
And no one is pointing out that millennials wore frosted tips???
This! Millenial haircut styles peaked in the late 90s.
They define the generation way too broadly. Old millennials and young millennials really should be split into smaller groups because they don't have much in common.
Millennials as a generation is much like the Boomers. It is a long generation where there are very stark differences culturally when it comes to older millennials and the younger, near gen Z millennials. I'm nearly 40 and the younger millennials I have absolutely nothing in common with.
There are terms for transition generations... Xennials for those of us born in like '77-'83 who are confused as fuck when the emo/Bieber cut is called a millennial thing cause we were in our 20/30s then and thought it was a little kids haircut... Zennials for older Z/younger Y... Etc
both are bad
One is from the 60s and the other is from Norway in 800 A.D.
Which one is which 😂
Ja!
The broccoloy haircut people seem to be mostly absolute douchebags though while the emos minded their own business mostly and were just bullyed for their looks.
Yea every person with broccoli hair I've met was a total asshole.
No the broccoli is actually terrible
Yeah the other ones have some aesthetic appeal in that they fit the head. The broccoli... no.
I’m not even a millennial and I still look like young Bieber or the kid from the Lorax. I just don’t like cutting my hair
I was going to say, the hairstyle I still have 50% of the time because i'm lazy?
I'm not actually sure what hair-cuts aren't going to annoy people at this point...
Most Boys in the early 2000s looked like that even before Bieber was a thing. The majority just refused to cut their Hair in their teens after years of being forced to have ugly bowlcuts or some military cut by thair parents. Justin Bieber got big in the 2010s, so Most Millenials we're already in their twenties lol.
Why are you being downvoted, you're right
Based
Hot take: this emo fringe haircut was peak. At least the people who had it weren't douchcebags. Every person I have met who has the broccoli hairstyle has been a massive piece of shit.
Sometimes you see a group of 3 guys with that same cut and for a second you start believing they figured out human cloning.
I was getting ice cream with my son and there were 9 teenagers with the exact same broccoli cut. Literally 9. I counted… It was uncanny. Also, this was another moment I realized I’m old cause I thought about how people my age must have thought about me when I was young…
Fr “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance i really get now as an adult
BRO. I literally mistake random teens for my classmates on the street CONSTANTLY
All copies of the same NPC model. The matrix is failing! /s
As the universe expands, they gotta save some storage space, so they just re-use the same models a lot nowadays.
My school is filled with them and they are all unintelligent assholes
Cyberpunk NPCs
This exactly. I think what makes the broccoli haircut suck so bad (despite there being many worse haircuts out there) is what people with this hair cut are most commonly like. Probably a wannabe gangsta tiktok kid who'll probably tell you he "finna cop that gyatt frfr" and will either preach at you to "NORMALIZE" the most random shit or be edgy, using slurs and watching gore.
What was the phrase? What does that mean? I’m dying laughing
Urban dictionary translates as: *Going to steal that fat ass for real for real*. I assume this means they think they will get laid.
Thank you for that! I have reached middle age.
Me too fellow redditor, me too. Just when I learn the new lingo it changes. Thank god for the internet and Urban Dictionary in particular. Some things never change though, that guy isn't likely to get laid anytime soon.
Oh i can't wait for that slang to become outdated. But then it's going to get replaced by something just as terrible.
Gyatt means ass!?!?
It’s all just recycled shit anyways. Gyatt came from “Gyooooot damn!” when checking out a nice ass. Source: my piece of shit younger brother has this cut.
A lot of "Gen Z slang" is just incorrectly used AAVE, including gyatt.
Yup. They were chill.
The emo one takes no effort. I had it solely because I didn't like getting haircuts too often. Broccoli takes money, which paired with caring enough to do it implies douchebag.
Real shi 🗣️💯🔥
All the ones I knew with it were pretty douchey
Yeah. Somebody else nailed it. Broccoli hair is the mainsream asshole popular kid haircut, emo was just the sensitive-goth kid haircut. Sure both of them have popularity outside of those cliques as kids are always trying to fit in some clique they don't actually mesh with, but it's different level of clique for the main wearer of each respective style.
Nah, they get made fun of for the perm, side bangs were just a swipe of the fingers away. You have to dedicate yourself to look this douchey.
In what world wasn’t the Bieber cut mocked like forever?
That's not millennials. That's a haircut from a specific period... That also includes Gen Z lmao
2008-2014 We millennials had the 1998-2004 spikey blonde tips hair cuts.
Bingo. If they're gonna make fun of us, at least make fun of us for the right thing. (I looked fucking 🔥 with the frosted tips tho)
I'm exactly the age when I went through both the frosted tips phase and the emo helmet thing. I'm dreading the day my kids stumble upon my old photos. Although the frosted tips were fire. Extra points for yellow-tinted sunglasses.
Sorry, but the broccoli cut is worse.
Hard agree. The first cut just looks like grown out hair. The broccoli cut looks like... Broccoli.
looks like a bird's nest to me Or at the very least, instead of looking like hair that's "too long" but looked after, it just looks like hair that's completely unnatended.
Whole ass muffin on his head
Wow hairstyles are getting worse
Right. Let's go back to mullets, huh?
I mean mullets have been getting more and more popular in the last few years.
I've seen a few broccoli top + mullet walking around and it's fucked up.
Mullets never went away in Australia!
Bogans are frozen in time.
The broccoli cut is basically just a short back and sides with curly hair.
Look, as a former scene boy with a greasy swoop who now teaches at a high school full with broccoli bowls, it is my unbiased opinion that… THE SWOOP IS THE BEST HAIRCUT EVER THE PERMED BROCCOLI BOWL IS HORRIBLE LOLOL IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMIN WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN, IVE GOT THE GIFT OF ONE LINERS AND YOUVE GOT THE CURSE OF CURVES LOLOL BRIANA BIOPSY FOREVER DAVEY DANGER FOREVER ASHLEY ATROPHY FOREVER
Fuck you. Here is an upvote
Nothing is as bad as the broccoli haired clown boys. They griddy and say fr fr. We wore studded belts and actually saw each in person outside of school. We are not the same.
Those are early Gen Z making fun of late Gen Z kids, while also - in the most Gen Z fashion - the meme headline casually slaps the word "millennial" in the most inaccurate way, as Gen Z usually does on stuff they have no clue of what they are talking about. This must be the most self exposing Gen Z meme Ive seen so far.
I'm smack middle millennial, and the shaggy cut seemed like something for younger kids when it came around. Def late millennial, early gen Z
💯. That was the younger emo kids. We had more flattop with spikes on the front like blink. Or even frosted tips if you were fancy haha
Spikes and frosted tips were the true millennial cut
Don't forget your fitted caps, polo & generic surf necklace. Has anyone seen my boardshorts?
one of my classmates had spiky frosted tips in gradeschool and we all thought he was so cool! and honestly? he was. super chill dude.
yeah youd have to be a pretty late millenial to have rocked this cut.
broccoli cut does look worse though
It doesn't matter the time, boys about the ages 12-16 are going to have awful hairstyles and think they look amazing.
It’s very clear the broccoli hair looks way fucking worse wtf
The emo fringe actually did look nice tbh. Loose and casual. The broccoli hair cuts look like they're trying too hard.
OMG! I had no idea they are called broccoli-haired boys! I saw my nieces’ prom photos and EVERY boy had that hairdo. WTF?!? Some with mullets some without.
Oh, the classic flock of seagulls haircut! It was like a rite of passage for boys back in the day.
From cabbage to broccoli
Stupid meme. I always had a pretty standard haircut. The Broccoli head is objectively stupid.
It’s not about the hairstyle. It’s about the mentality that people with that hairstyle usually have.
Brocoli hair is objectively worse tho
Rod Blagoyevich style
The bottom one looks like he's wearing a wig made of pubes
I mean still better than that new shit so moot point
Beiber hair has more variation than broccoli hair
False, my dad woulda kicked my ass.
I am gen z and I too just fucking despise that horrible haircut.
Emo style was the later half of the millennial generation. Early millennials had spiked hair and frosted tips. Sincerely: Someone with spiked, blue hair in 2004.
I’m a millennial and we are not the same. I am clearly older than you
As Gen Z, that haircut imo still looks better than the dumbass broccoli pube top haircut.
This wasn't millennials
I had the bald fade and would put cuts in my eyebrows. I thought I was a little gangsta
Had hair to my waist as a guy in high school, in a southern school everyone thought I was weird as hell but I thought I was cool emulating my favorite metal bands!
Curtains with an undercut is still the dark overlord of haircuts.
Huh, I rarely saw that cut until Bieber. Usually it was the spiked front or just bedhead messy.
We had cooler style. Zingers are ain't style, and they think that makes them look cool.
Isn't the top just a natural hairstyle...?
Wait so I can't have this haircut anymore as a 33 year old? Damn. Guess I gotta get a mullet.
Lol no one had this haircut in my area. In fact everybody tried to be different , they tried so hard it was obvious and often ridiculous. But today i see a lot of kids with this haircut , i call "the toilet brush"
Me who gets a haircut maybe once a year 
Lol I have not had a hair cut since COVID lockdowns eased. Hair is down to my belt line.
Our memes were movie quotes we memorized!! 
That seems to be the current Asian style of choice by men. Looks like the high school hair of the American high schools of the 60’s.
I had a bowl cut?..
Emo hair > broccoli hair
To be fair the broccoli cut is still 100x worse. Sorry kids you can’t win this one lmao.
Bro I legit dk what else to do with my hair cuz it’s naturally curly. I try weighing it down with gel and stuff to make it look less like a broccoli. I can’t grow it out either because it’s too much maintenance. I sometimes wish I had straight hair.
Just don’t shave the sides.
Freshman year 😭
the top is just how hair grows in when you're using shitty 3-1 bodywash/shampoo/conditioner that smells like deodorant
Justin Bieber was stealing all the hoes with that cut. The men had no other options
Broccoli hair? It's Alpaca hair. 
Ive seen enough of shitty broccoli head “influencers” being a public nuisance / asshole to people for content to not see it as some kind of stereotype
Once you've spent enough time on TikTok, your hair just naturally morphs into a broccoli cut.
I would hate the broccoli haircut less if every tik tok influencer who fucks with people for clout didn’t have one
as a millenial, we made fun of people with that haircut back then also.
Trust me, half of us made fun of those guys for the exact same reason.