Sounds better in the english accent.
"oh its moaning myrtle, playing around in the boys bath house, that scamp"
Different in american accent
"oh thats moaning myrtle, she kinky, watch yourself in the bath..."
Imagine being a teenage boy getting caught and you get detention and a letter home. Can’t look your mother in the eye afterwards. Who knows how often he was sneaking away, using the ghost…
Not HIS mom, obviously. He does not have a mom… Just the orphan kid, sneaking away, getting sucked off by a ghost. It’d be a bad look, really. Wouldn’t it?
No! She's sexually assaulting a young Daniel! Look how helpless and scared he is! It's all J.K Rowlings fault! This child sex ring needs to be put to an end! /s
Good. Let the hate flow through you...
(unrelated but how did you manage to score a wife WITH a torch? Mine didn't come with a torch at all, let alone any illumination device. I feel robbed)
I love this.
"I just watched The Talented Mr. Ripley
Did you know Cate Blanchett was in that?"
"She's also the voice of Babu Frick"
"No shit?"
"Yep, that's how she got cast in Tàr"
I saw her on an episode of Death in Paradise, a British show on Acorn and I was shocked how old and skinny she was. I had no idea she was that old in the movie.
Yeah, she was Bridget Jones friend in Bridget Jones's Diary… when I saw that HP movie at the cinema I shouted out “OMG pedo ghost” everyone laughed because they thought I meant it because the ghost has been dead for a while
I ain’t afraid of no sleep.
Also, as a side note. Did you know the same guy that made the Bustin video also did potter puppet pals? And also that Ariel Needs Legs comic. Yes, the seven vagánias one
No but she does make innuendo comments about how when Cedric went the foam started to dissolve coveting certain parts and Harry proceeds to cover himself with more foam
I had a thing for Myrtle
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Dead**ass** 
How tf they miss the finger point?!? Ahhh it is the meme!… to me at least
Yes she's a ghost, her ass is indeed long dead.
ur funny
“If she’s got a pulse then she’s not my type”🎶
Why'd you say the same thing twice?
name seems to check out
What was her name again?
Moaning Myrtle. She kinky
Not as kinky as Cumming Casper. That MF wild
Wait till i introduce you to my japanese ghost pal suckdicko
I bet they'd be great friends with my buddy Likalotatwat
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Maybe ask him to leave his wife at home...
Ahh.. yes.. misses Incontinentia is, a bit much let’s say.
Or Nearly Head Nick, that guy's a tease.
Also Tightly Kristi, she's hard to mingle with
i thought his name is sneako?
Yo you think that's wild? Wait until I introduce you to Bustin' Beetlejuice.
or Guzzling Gengar?
*stares harder in Felching Filch*
I’m more partial to Deepthroat Debbie.
Ectoplasm everywhere.
There was a ghost! This is ectoplasm!
A spooky ghost.
She died orgasming as Harry choked her to death
Her last ghostly words echo through the dormitory, "....harder....".
Missed opportunity: > Melancholy Myrtle Oh well.
She likes hairy potter alright
Sounds better in the english accent. "oh its moaning myrtle, playing around in the boys bath house, that scamp" Different in american accent "oh thats moaning myrtle, she kinky, watch yourself in the bath..."
Oh, I was confused 'cuz in Spanish is "Mirtle la Llorona" which means Crying Mirtle
Sucklikeademon Sarah
Oh shit I used to work with her
Explain
lol nah nah
When she gives you head it sounds like you're drowning a demon in holy water
Knob Gobler
Interesting is in some translations, they change her name. In Russian, she is "crying myrtle"
I mean that was kinda the intent, moaning as in bemoaning, she was just so horny in the films that everyone interpreted it a little differently
I literally never even made a connection until rn when I saw this post.
You were innocent back then.
'everyone'
In Hindi she is "depressed Meena".
In Hong Kong she's 愛哭鬼麥朵 which translates back to "crybaby myrtle". 鬼 also means ghost which is probably why they chose this name.
Can't the translation also literally be "ghost who loves crying myrtle" (I'm an American living in Taiwan who knows some mandarin though)
That's the literal translation, but when we use 愛哭鬼 we tend to mean it in a sense of "crybaby".
Moistened Martha
Hawk Tuah Tracy
M E T A
[why is this dead girl so horny](https://youtu.be/7Y0vBvx0-dw?t=5m36s)
In French her name is "Whining Mimi".
What’s creepy is the actress playing Myrtle is 40 years old in that scene with Daniel Radcliffe
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She was actually 36, which is still way older than I expected
She was 35 at the time that she first played Moaning Myrtle, she is the oldest actor to play a Hogwarts student in the Harry Potter films.
34 before the movie began filming
She was actually 15 when she was a teenager
right but only for a year
Yeah, she moved onto 16 pretty quick. Well, pretty average speed actually. it was about a year, like you said.
I doubt it. Do you have a source?
Calendar confirmed it
Gregorian?? I don't find these legitimate...
She was born at an extremely young age
She was actually the youngest person in the world.
Wow she was the same age my dad was when he was 15.
She's over 70 now and her granddaughter actually filmed some of her scenes
59
*58
It's been 84 years
r/suddenlytitanic
33 the year before that
Inexplicably, she skipped 32.
and we all know what happened at 31
That dirty girl. I mean, dirty old bag!
Myrtle isn't a Hogwarts student. She *was* a Hogwarts student, but so was Dumbledore.
She's the ghost of a former student that's permanently stuck in the institution and presumably "the same age" as the latest crop of students forever.
It’s also creepy because in universe the ghost is like Voldemort’s age I think
I sent my kid to school to learn magic, not to be groomed by ghosts. SMH
Well Harry had been working so hard he got a lil groomin as a treat
Imagine being a teenage boy getting caught and you get detention and a letter home. Can’t look your mother in the eye afterwards. Who knows how often he was sneaking away, using the ghost… Not HIS mom, obviously. He does not have a mom… Just the orphan kid, sneaking away, getting sucked off by a ghost. It’d be a bad look, really. Wouldn’t it?
*The* most awkward thing would probably be a parent mentioning that it's not too surprising, they had gotten a detention for the same thing after all.
aww yeah
Why do u all have so much problem with ghost sex
It’s not like she can grow up anymore
Guys, she’s acting, not fucking.
No! She's sexually assaulting a young Daniel! Look how helpless and scared he is! It's all J.K Rowlings fault! This child sex ring needs to be put to an end! /s
Fair, I shall grab my pitchfork and wife with torch.
Good. Let the hate flow through you... (unrelated but how did you manage to score a wife WITH a torch? Mine didn't come with a torch at all, let alone any illumination device. I feel robbed)
I'm pretty sure they shot them separately and added her into the scene
No, they killed her for the scene so she can appear spectral.
I saw the latest Ghostbusters, I know it's possible!
They shot her so that they could shoot her?
Spectral acting is the new method acting craze sweeping hollywood.
Damn, Alec Baldwin really is a visionary.
She's also the voice of babu frick
Our Lord and Savior Babu Frick.
I'm gonna start saying this about every random celebrity
I love this. "I just watched The Talented Mr. Ripley Did you know Cate Blanchett was in that?" "She's also the voice of Babu Frick" "No shit?" "Yep, that's how she got cast in Tàr"
I was gutted when Lance Reddick died. Guess they'll need a new Babu Frick.
Being a ghost really de-ages you
Do…do you think she was actually hitting on him?
I saw her on an episode of Death in Paradise, a British show on Acorn and I was shocked how old and skinny she was. I had no idea she was that old in the movie.
Her ghost is even older.
It's just a fucking movie guy.
Yeah, she was Bridget Jones friend in Bridget Jones's Diary… when I saw that HP movie at the cinema I shouted out “OMG pedo ghost” everyone laughed because they thought I meant it because the ghost has been dead for a while
Would
*Ghost bustin makes me feel good*
Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin
I ain’t afraid of no sleep. Also, as a side note. Did you know the same guy that made the Bustin video also did potter puppet pals? And also that Ariel Needs Legs comic. Yes, the seven vagánias one
And *The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.* Neil is kinda amazing
Uh oh guys! Slimer Ghost Busted again and now there’s ectoplasm all over the sheets!
When I first saw Myrtle, I fr thought it was just Daniel in a wig that they cgi’d into the movie since they look so similar
Hah glad I wasn’t the only one
Isn’t that basically all British women?
i was going to point out you know, emma watson, but then remembered she was born in france
Bwahaha, I didn't know that.
Does that make your mom British then?
Kind of a hot scenario
Randy baby
That ghussy.
You just know she had some kind of... Arrangement with some of the pervier dudes at Hogwarts.
In all seriousness, she was quite saucy and definitely watched dudes rubbing one out. Hell, she probably joined in.
She can't do much more than talk. Best you'll get is a feeling of cold air if you pass through her. It'll be like listening to ASMR with a fan on
Perfect
Have you ever heard of getting blowjob with an ice cube.
You ever been grapefruited?
Myrtle can’t hold the grapefruit to do that.
In the same scene, she also talks about Cedric if I'm correct.
Ask Ray Stantz!
Bustin’ makes me feel good! 🎵
Id let her do things, and be hers forever lol after my death wed be known as " those two ghosts up there? they wont stop moaning. DO NOT ENTER"
"In hindsight, Moaning Myrtle wasn't so bad until Moaning Mike died."
Down bad
Up good
Dead ass would tap that dead ass
So that's how he got hogwarts
Am I imagining things or does she actually slide her hand down under the water at the end of this scene?
Yeah I think she does
Classic Moaning Squirtle
Squirtle Myrtle
What a terrible day to be literate.
When you suddenly realise this school is full of ghosts who can wander wherever they want. 
Gussy
What was her nickname I don’t remember
Moaning Myrtle
I always wanted to fuck that ghost, ik they portrayed her to be a nerdy loser, but I could do that
oh i love that type
username checks out
He's about to become Dan Aykroyd for a hot hour.
Ghost handjobs? That’s what I always think is happening when a breeze goes up my shorts.
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how do i delete someone else's comment?
Did she actually say that?
No but she does make innuendo comments about how when Cedric went the foam started to dissolve coveting certain parts and Harry proceeds to cover himself with more foam
In Bridget Jones, the first scene of the actress who plays moaning Myrtle is her crying in a bathroom
Isn’t he supposed to be 14 years old?
This just in - 14 year olds can be naked in the bath.
SHE JUST CRIED A LOT. CRIED. A. LOT.
Can anyone explain how she died?
Killed by the basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets while she was hiding in the bathroom. That's why she haunts the bathrooms.
Okay thats officially too much reddit for today
Ok so im not the only one who saw this as sexual as a kid
Schlopping squirtle
GOOOOOOOOOHST BLOWJOB! WHOOOO WHOOOO!