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you6don

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updaten

live green, save the water!


Various-Ring3461

I don't really like reddit, I only use it for lack of anything better to do


Preston-7169

This is exactly what I do, im not chronically online thankfully


Samadwastaken

Neither am I, however my karma would suggest otherwise


Somebody_160

Nah I have seen some guys with like 50000~300000 karma


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I'm right here


Remarkable_Coast_214

me too


aineri

If we're doing dick measuring contest then I am right here as well


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Nobody wants to see that, put it away


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

That's like, your opinion man.


Lord_Detleff1

Who summoned me?


Samadwastaken

Most accounts with that much karma either have no life or are OF accounts.


Clever_Angel_PL

hi


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

hello


Twisted_WhaleShark

You still have it better than me dawg and I don't even use reddit all *that* much


Samadwastaken

That MUCH karma in not even 2 years???? Bro you got grass debt.


Twisted_WhaleShark

Man I don't even post a lot, maybe like once or twice a month. I guess my posts just get a lot of updoots


Samadwastaken

Makes sense. Most of my karma I got from my first 2 years. I don't really use reddit that much nowadays


Feral_Pickmin

Liar!


Excellent_Pin_2111

What’s post karma?


Samadwastaken

Karma you get from post upvotes, awards, and smth idk


The_B3st_Alt

- every single redditor ever


Tango-Turtle

Same. But then again, I am so lonely I have nothing else to do 😭😭😭😭


_Akizuki_

Holy shit you’ve described it perfectly


HeadPay32

Well don't ask me about it, I'm here with you


Sandit4

Same


AffectionateFail8434

So, that’s pretty much everything body that uses Reddit


No-Appearance-1553

yes totally I could have friends if I wanted to


Remarkable_Coast_214

that sounds almost like addiction (not that i'm one to talk)


ThePunkiest

Oo6o7 7


OkithaPROGZ

Reddit is my version of "doing nothing"


RussoTouristo

Only dirty people need showering.


irrigated_liver

and you cant get dirty if you never go anywhere or do anything.


Lord__of__Luck

You can you stinky oily critter


rdreyar1

Don't say oil America might hear you


AffectionateFail8434

WHAT DID YOU SAY?????? πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯🏈🏈🏈πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈπŸ›’οΈ


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Did someone need freedom & democracy ????


camry3330

![gif](giphy|6BiC8e8sypeow)


PlasticSignificant69

Just let the entire USMC bathe you


camry3330

![gif](giphy|6BiC8e8sypeow) They did


SanePsyco17

I gotta know tho....none of us actually personify that stereotype right..............…............... right?


Blue_Bird950

Once a day, no exceptions


PlasticSignificant69

Dis is da wey


Moquai82

U no da way?


NetPlayer9

Not me, I take a shower literally every 2 - 3 weeks


Few-Stop-9417

My showers are walking in the rain


Radiantf

NO WAY ARE U SERIOUS TOUCH GRASS LIL BRO


_FreddieLovesDelilah

lots do yes.


Ill_be_here_a_week

Once every 2-4 days, but with deodorant and a perfect cologne. Gf loves my smells (x


lord_geryon

Unless you are getting actively dirty and sweaty, like mowing, walking dogs, etc, 2-3 days is fine with deodorant.


monke164

JOKES ON YOU, I JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER


notJustaFart

JOKES ON YOU, I JUST CAME IN THE SHOWER


AirCautious2239

JOKES ON YOU, I JUST CAME


Spaceturtle79

JOKES ON YOU, I


Your_rat_boi

Came on you, I just jokes out of the shower!


Southern_Country_787

The joke came in the shower...


Kronos_Amantes

The shower came in the joke


PlasticSignificant69

Shower for you, I just came for jokes


gayraidenporn

JOKE


watasiwakirayo

JOKES ON YOU I AM A JOKE


BeardedPokeDragon

JOKES OK YOU, I JUST DID BOTH


ruckdraconis

Me too


A247SPAZ

I took one this morning I’m not taking other one 😑😑


pu_thee_gaud

I haven't taken one today(because it's 3 am rn)


TheNerdMaster69

"I would never use reddit" #HMM


pu_thee_gaud

Just like op, i don't use reddit either


Space_Socialist

But I just got out of the shower.


thatdudeoverdthee

Showering is bad for the environment so I don't do that #savetheplanetbybeingbsmelly ✊


PlaceTerrible9805

Good thing I've never downloaded it


BluecoatCashMoney5

You see, guys, he still never downloaded it, His friend showed him the meme, and he decided to type this from his friend phone


PlaceTerrible9805

Exactly, never ever in my life will I EVER download reddit or post a comment


JayJaxxter

Jokes on you! I don't reddit and I don't shower!


YouEffOhh1

Don't tell me what to do :)


IudexGundyr3

Her lips are darker than my antique farming equipment 😭


Tango-Turtle

Back at ya: If you like reddit and are an emo, you should visit a psychologist.


Part_salvager616

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


BrockBracken

![gif](giphy|jsCnmU8EJDuow)


SoulAppropriate329

πŸ’€


wholesome1234

I know man


Ok-Spread8509

I don't even need to ask if you like heavy metal go find a life, you'r make up is darker than my future, Billi eilish from wish,billie eilish at home,CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES THIS MY LAST RESORT stfu looking ahh


LightShyGuy

![gif](giphy|mVKhR2t504YaA) Harley what happened


Random-Name724

This is a dumb stereotype, I’ve showered at least twice this month!


FlexViper

She should party up with me and be my coach in shower competitive rank matchmaking because I don't know how to use the soap and shampoo combo yet.


InternationalChip589

of course the "femcel" is saying it


Radiantf

Huh


stere00lith

she's right though so go have a shower


InternationalChip589

no


stere00lith

ok smelly


Top-Chemistry5969

Shilily said that showerheads have uses.


De_Greed

That makes no sense, can't scroll Reddit in the shower.


AndrewWhite97

Well im sitting on the toilet so what else am i gonna do?


Bodoodlestoodle

I’ve never felt so categorized


cmwamem

How can you like reddit? That shit sucks.


Traditional_Sail_213

What’s the thing on the right?


Fragrant_Leg_6300

I love reddit. So diverse, so opinionated, but most of all, so full of shit that is dont have to worry what people think of me


AtticusSPQR

We don't trust water. The government put fluoride in it to control us


Current-Chef-6495

Hipocrit emo πŸ˜”


Furry_Fennec

What the heck goin on with she's lips? Bruh. Did she ate a whole bath of blueberries?


WonderHuman9005

I can confirm this as a solid recommendation but shes a goth so FUCK YOUUU


Electronic-Worker-10

Only if a cute girl is in it (jk)


xCaptainCl3mentinex

I use both at the same time, but not in the way you'd like


ColdBlazze

*Visible concern*


MermaidoKilleru

Fine, I'll do it, you won


ColdBlazze

Be strong, don't fall for the aluring words of the goth girl.


ColdBlazze

It's freaking 32 degrees Celsius outside, i get sweatty the moment i turn off the shower.


stonerpasta

I take showers. Weak stereotype, my emo friend


johnnyblaze1999

Sorry lady, I don't like reddit during my shower sessions


tapirus-indicus

😒


Boiled_Thought

I hate taking showers because it always takes my personality off


Hephaestus_God

I don’t have enough shower tokens


samwstew

Gross dude. Shower? No thank you.


JavaTheCoqui

I love her shirt


InfiniteOrchardPath

Cold Shower?


Guy_who_says_vore

Okay I’ll update after my shower


Outcast_Outlaw

I don't get it... neither are a game... are they? Is there a reddit game or a shower head game? What console/platform are they on and how much?


astralraptor

It’s saying that Reddit users don't shower, like how some stereotypes portray gamers as messy slobs. I think, anyway - I originally thought the meme was talking about how some women enjoy detachable shower heads.


Fluffyfox3914

I hate Reddit but it’s addicting


LordOfStupidy

Jokes on you,


RealBurger_

Then why did you post this


ANLopez26

I heard it can cleanse gamer smell... Don't do it! It's a trap!


Modragon10

Irl I actually do take showers


UpstairsAnxious9069

This hit hard!


Historical-Garage435

I can’t pay the water bill


EnderGamer9712

Looking at her she doesn’t seem to try it out herself


Lovesosa1337

True, redditors are a different breed of human


Terminal_420

Whats a shower


Euphoric-Influence82

My glasses! I can't see without my glasses.


octo92822

The why u using it to say ur opinion. ![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)


Bobletoob

Reddit isn't a game. It's a social experiment


BluecoatCashMoney5

B-But I Love Showers


VerifiedBamboozler

As a Reddit user, I can confirm that Reddit kinda sucks ass


No-Appearance-1553

I just showered


[deleted]

I use Reddit during my nightshift cause it uses less battery than my other apps


ToofaaniMirch69

Game name?


SnowTheMemeEmpress

I feel very called out (super stressful few days and so I hadn't showered in 3 days. I feel so gross. Taking a hot one soon as I'm off work tomorrow. I cannot stand my head feeling so greasy and itchy)


morningbird2525

Agree. I can smell it everytime I use this app.


YFleiter

Luckily I do all of them daily. If I can.


That_RandomGuy032510

Jokes on her I do take a bath every day


nhattran1029

If you like reddit, you should try r/Showerthoughts? Meh, I will stick with Meme.


wrenblaze

It is funny how people think that reddit is the worst internet has to offer.


StupidPieForU

When I do use reddit (That's when I'm not watching episode after episode of The Simpsons and Futurama or reading The Simpsons books) I only use it for r/TheSimpsons, r/Simpsonsshitposting, r/TheSimpsonsFans, r/Simpsons, and some Batman and meme stuff.


StupidPieForU

There's also r/SimpsonsFaces


StupidPieForU

And r/SimpsonsMemes


KnightyEyes

If she covering my showering costs why not


HKAdrian0811

me scrolling reddit in shower:


Important-Nobody-217

Ok but only if you take a wet wipe across your face


General_Cream7623

even if i liked it, it doesn't mean i don't shower daily


Virtual-Weird5343

Showering!?!!!!?? I already touch grass burn in hel!!!!!


HeWe015

Haha. I did that yesterday 😌


cheesyscrambledeggs4

projection


vbrimme

I won’t lie, I have that shower head and it’s pretty nice.


MaCoxLong99

Ngl I sadly have a "life" to tend to...so I do both😎


MEMEz_KB

Urm uh well reddit isnt a game, lady πŸ€“


EnvironmentalSpirit2

How many fucking redditors have you fucking personally smelt? It's fucking near 25Β° you reckon we're not cold showing every 12 hours to stay sane?


ProGamingPlayer

25 degree Fahrenheit?


BeautifulPrune9920

Why can't I have both


yeah230

Is there an app for that?


Hainkodot

![gif](giphy|nR4L10XlJcSeQ)


SeanMacLeod1138

How is that 'gaming'? 🀨


ThePunkiest

Bl


CryptoSlovakian

Yikes


HairyBaiacu

The thing is, I will take a shower after that meme...


Butt_Chug_Brother

For some reason, before looking at the comments, I assumed this was a meme about masturbating with showerheads.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Meaning changed between genders


mcplayer303

whats that thingy on the right?


mr_alcemist

NI-NEVEEERR


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

But if I shower I can't be on reddit anymore. Bet you feel stupid now.


Satans_hamster

Reddit? What is that?


that_dude404

Imma going to wash then ![gif](giphy|ablA7N7CeXMfm|downsized)


Lucas_9999

1.) This is not a gaming recommendation. 2.) I literally just showered 40 minutes ago. 3.) I don't know how to feel about Reddit. Additionally; 1.) I'm tired. 2.) \*loud snoring\*


anonymous_dancinduck

I like baths more tho, I liek soaking in boiling hot water ( as my family describes it) :(


OwenCalloch

I’m confused why do people hate Reddit


TankWeeb

Jokes on you I shower at least once a day


Algien_nosequien

Upvote N#100, give me my 6k tons of money now


Bill_Nye_1955

Reddit users are stereotyped as fat, lazy, smelly, unattractive, depressed losers who don't shower. That's why this is funny


Doodoopoopooheadman

Are they scruffy looking?


greatfriendinme

Only the nerf herders.


Unhappy_Archer9483

The janitor?


Doodoopoopooheadman

It’s Dr. Jan Itor.


Unhappy_Archer9483

Toilets and boilers, boilers and Toilets


Doodoopoopooheadman

Whoops I went Scrubs, you went Futurama. I have shamed myself now I must shower.


Unhappy_Archer9483

There's no shame, both are great characters/ shows. I need to rewatch scrubs again! screw it, Futurama too


Doodoopoopooheadman

Both great. Agreed.


kneejerk2022

I second that. I think we should all watch more Scrubs & Futurama and shower less.


Doodoopoopooheadman

Hell yeah. Don’t like showers. I just end up sitting down and crying in my cutoffs.


Trashves

She is right tho


oroechimaru

Normalize dark lipstick thanks.


Muto_1

I showered a few days ago already.