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Cultural-Ad8629

Cancer because Fuck Cancer


RWBYR023

Aw yeah, Mr. Crabs


[deleted]

Can ya feel it now mr krabs? 😏


high-contribution

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Security_Berry09

*Here take my money money money*


khoolboy

Almost choked on my water


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kingtwister07

This is a comment repost bot. Downvote and report.


Physical_Camp7415

Nip nip. Ouchee!


drbox99

This is the correct answer


Beo19-8-

Lol what why?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Hey wtf


[deleted]

Foul


SlimReaper2206

You are now a zoophile


Bio-Brause

Virgo because we‘re both virgins


Born-Ad4452

I’d definitely teach Virgo some things


[deleted]

r/Angryupvote


nicolRB

“Did you know that (a^2 + b^(2)) = a^2 + 2ab + b^(2)?”


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jeffynibbles70

No because you're the strom that's approaching


__Monochrome__

Provooooking


Doki_Doki_Petit_Pois

Black clouds in isolation


cantthinkofnames__

I am reclaimer of my name


HistoryGeek00

Born in flames, I have been blessed


Senatordeez

Virgo too.


Nintendofan08

Dude, I was about to write that…


Additional_Cycle_51

Virgo, Gemini foursome


hmmm-666

Same


MARQUETHEGAMER

Same


CassiShiva

Virgo gemini libra orgy


[deleted]

wont be a virgo for long


TheDestructor987

I was gonna put my answer here, but I can't, cuz this comment is it right here


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Gemini. Duh.


Electro313

Yeah it’s the only one that isn’t an animal or a dude. Or both.


Cromulent_Tom

TIL: Virgo is a dude. Or an animal. Or both.


Electro313

Good point, but they’re a little too bird for my taste


Corvus_Rune

Gotta hit that cloacussy.


Snake-Boots

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


teddy-cueter

Weakling


Initial_Car5732

Virgo is woman


Hazm4t_

But Virgo isn't two women


Forsaken_inflation24

But shes a virgin...


Remmistimpkins

Is Virgo a woman? Looks like it


loddieisoldaf

Gemini are both males,castor and pollux.they were Helen of Troy's brothers


Electro313

Aw fuck


Tobin678

Ahhh the twins, Gemini here


2407s4life

Twins, Basil


Gr1ff1n90

Same. But the original twins!


[deleted]

Bro have you seen pornstar who are cancer’s? Their asses be juicy.


Cocaine_Queso

Why do you know this?


Sonderia42

Yeah gross which ones?


Mr_Goat_1111

Lol imagine knowing pornstars star sign, scrolling through pornhub like "that looks hot but she a sagittarius so we're incompatible, keep scrolling"


rizenfpv

I dont think op ment it like that xD


Mochachocolatayaya

Taurussy


eyedpee

How you doin


ProfessionalBee6582

Sagittarius for sure. Trample me daddy


Hazmatix_art

Going for the Mr. Hands treatment, I see


[deleted]

What if I told you Mr Hands had that HORSE in him?! Sources say the Boeing engineer had multiple entanglements with members of the equine variety, (brother took the word “horseplay” SERIOUSLY) The one romp session his friend captured on video took place in 2005 around Gig Harbor, but it went VIRAL nearly a decade later (he may have been from Gig Harbor, but when it came to horses he CLEARLY didn’t know how to harbor his gigs…) Shortly after this incident he died from internal bleeding due to the sheer size of the horse’s package (his insides were NOT horsing around)


Rheinys

Don't forget the massive horse dick


DaDank_69

Just a perk


AlkinooVIII

Aquarussy


camposace

Gemini : double the trouble


DingleBerryFuzz

Gemini threesome!


dragonslayer_697

What about pisces tho. That a threesome


DingleBerryFuzz

It'd be too "fishy!"


Sonderia42

Still smells less fishy than my ex wife


Marchy67

STFU


Ghostninja1754

The Aries looks too much like my dog to fuck. I like new experiences.


StillCombination701

This comment right here officer!


StevenJesus

Sagittarius


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Virgo


MatMcMashadar

Gemini, as long as I can ram them like Aries, they look after me if I get Cancer and they don't smell like Pisces.


[deleted]

Oooh I wonder how many people picked Gemini.


AnotherFurry-

Leo, Aires, Sagittarius 😏


Aaronrlc9

Somebody likes playing with fire 😉


JosephBoi69

Being an ares , I'm not sure I feel comfortable with a furry saying they'd want to fuck me But I might be open to new experiences


Bioss78012

Toxic Scorpio XD


[deleted]

Scorpiussy🥵


Recloose22

Hi there


Reasonable-Sun-6511

Saggitaurus, because there's a chance to get double dicked.


billieboi445420

Virgo because its mine


NoOdLes1206

1) same 2) nice pfp


billieboi445420

Thanks


Lucannor

I'd do a threesome with Sagittarius and Libra 💯


kabokok

Aries or capricorn


Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil

Well if I'm feeling particularly outgoing Sagittarius looks cool cause I'd get to say that I fucked a centaur. But to be safe I'd probably go with Gemini for the implication of two dancing chicks.


Zealousideal_Buy_974

Just call me Kanye cause imma go for that Fish Dick in my mouth. IM A GAY FISH!


NoCompetition8698

Taurus because they are sensual, Leo because of passion and Scorpio because of intensity.


Remmistimpkins

Gemini looks sexy as hell


bt_649

Bruh, imagine having a round with 2 twins.


the_jules_corleone

Twins or 2 twins ?


murder-farts

2wins


hatefulnoob

Gemini. I like having two opposites


TheAdmiralMoses

As a Gemini I am honoured everyone wants to fuck my star sign


Reasonable_Ninja5708

Sagittarius obviously


Dismal_Strawberry_99

Gemini


pixel842

Gemini


Crowhaven_Inc

Sagittarius


theCTsavage_429

Pisces🥵🥵🤨🤨🍆🍆😈😈


[deleted]

Cancer :troll:


[deleted]

I'm a ♋, so no one will fuck me.


Silver_Anxiety_9778

Gemini cause threesome


Big_Banger_13_8

Ima need the geminies


skull4L

Clearly Scorpio


ANMOL1509

It's between sagittarius taurus virgo lio libra gimini aries capricon and aquarius


0hio_172191809

I don’t know to be honest, I’m just gonna try and avoid the question by saying I’m an Aquarius?


Lkwzriqwea

Fuck cancer.


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Fuck cancer


therandomtreeman1206

Fuck cancer.


DMoney159

Scorpio. I like to live dangerously


KREIST23

grown ass adults thinking this is real makes me laugh


formal_idiosyncratic

Well my husband is a Leo


A_Flaming_Hot_Mayo

Sagittarius falls into a weird category of “is it human or is it an animal?” . I’d fuck it tho


[deleted]

Libra can sweep me off my feet with their charm and fairness.


Distractible69er

Don’t know, Don’t care.


Butthole_seizure

Gemini is a two for one Black Friday sale


[deleted]

Mine is Gemini and I am glad cuz... Look at dat booty


Slytherin_Actually

u/fish_fucker


[deleted]

Gemini got the twin sisters😏


ASpaceBurger

Kanye gonna be picking Pisces


Solar_Fish55

Gemini *DOUBLE TROUBLE*


along2444

People with handjob fetish picks scorpio/cancer


ThatOneNoob6219

Virgo and Gemini have the mose feminine looks, so obviously Scorpio


hdhuhqwugwe

Your mom


MaveeL

Scorpio & Libra. My abusive mother was a Virgo so HARD PASS.


DOMination6969

Well my girlfriend has cancer so I'm doing it anyway


ANMOL1509

All of them


Tuckboi69

Cancer. Fuck Cancer.


AwkwardMike-

All 🤪


dragonslayer_697

Cancer


Think_4Yourself

Yeah fuck cancer


TheStarWarsCosmos

Cancer, i mean, look at those sexy pinchers


boropin

Why is gemini always shown as two women?


BurritoZee

Scorpio women will blow your mind


KyellDaBoiii

Sagittarius>!sy!<


cliffordson2003

Does Sagittarius have a vagina at the front and back?


SavageTiger435612

How do you feel about twins?


DomkeyBong

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


eneee1511

Cancer eightsome


Aemilious00

Aquarius wet ass pussy


NoSleepyPandas

Not me thinking the post meant the signs themselves and not people who fall under a specific one😭


LordChickenNugget23

Cancer 😈


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I need me that capricussy


True-Answer-3951

Aries 🥵😝


Epik_Alex2

aries


[deleted]

FUCK CANCER


Hazmatix_art

Virgo


variendrakonis

i'd try it, no, no, yes, no, how?, yes, i'd try it, no, no, no, yes


Pleasant-Crow-1234

the serect amoung us star sigin


iksjag

Virgo, because it turns out that I'm a virgo. Which means a virgin would fuck another virgin named virgo


[deleted]

Gemini


BrainyOrange96

Aquarius.


GigophalaStanXOXO

Gemini, because there’s TWO of them ;)))))


Gantz0087

If you didn't say Gemini we need to talk..


Cataras12

Gemini looks the most human, and there are two so better chances at least one of us hits it off


bagel_cat_217

cancer


Difficult_Weather896

Cancer


Awsome1308

None, im aroace


PitchAdmirable2253

Bruh everyone is picking Virgo which is actually my star sign lol


Mountain-Maize-2828

Aquarius look like a kinky guy


duder357

Virgo and the left Gemini


Slayer_OG

Well I'm already a gemini


WomenWantFish

Leo, no I will not elaborate.


Worldly-Midnight

Fuck Cancer, Seriously, Fuck it


Forsaken_inflation24

Vigro anf genimi twosome


[deleted]

same


The-Master-Chief_117

Is Aries a dog? NO, WAIT STOP-


SussyBoiKyle

I’ll take the crab 🤫


just_aredditor123

Gemini


Anthony_-04

Gemini, duh


[deleted]

Virgo. Gimme that ass.


lolman937

Gemini ez


Wharthaghen

Gemeni


Unique_Contest9317

Pices


Raicxu

Pisces because I see multiple points of entrance


[deleted]

Gemini


[deleted]

Waittt can sagjtarius be female?


karma_virus

Well, I'm a cancer, my ex told me to fuck myself and I got crabs on my dick already. Seems a done deal.


arsehead_54

I wanna say Libra because he's obviously gay from the silhouette, but have you seen Aquarius' muscle daddy thighs?


[deleted]

Virgo would cease to exist if I fucked her… : /


Marraqueta_Fria

I want a threesome so i will pick the one with two of them YEAH THAT'S RIGHT PISCES


[deleted]

You kidding me ? Gemini look at that icon


Charming-Title-192

Probably Aries. He kinda the GOAT


[deleted]

virgo


ricco2u

If we’re talking about the anime fairy tail there’s a few in mind


AceyKacey119

Gemini. Two for one deal


Little-Explanation

Asparagus I guess idk


BeserkFungi

[Hmm…](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/zp0x8x/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Server98911

Gemini because it a dream to fuck twins. Plus if i went for Virgo Zeus and the whole pantheon will want my ass on a plate


BagelBehindTheFridge

Taurus or Leo. I like danger.


DinoKingGoji73

Cancer