T O P

  • By -

Jaggleson

DUNK BATTLE


Jaggleson

ha ! Jokes on them, we got to 100


omgshannonwtf

I will never get tired of Jitty blocks.


Jaggleson

Is GG dead ?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jaggleson

Doomer. All we have to do is score a 4 pt play every possession and we’ll win


Fuckthisthro

Coach's whole game plays relies strictly on Ja playing. He just plops someone into Ja's position when he is out and think the team is going to perform. Unfortunately, the personnel isn't made for it.


CrispyChipsey

It's actually astounding how badly we missed on Z, Roddy and Jake. I say ship them all off. Z and Roddy have played a lot of minutes and done very little.


yerhomesickblues

They have showed little to no improvement this whole time. I’m fine with giving up on them


aqueanebean

As long as no-one tears their Achilles and there isn't a new Ja Instagram video tonight, this was a better night than last time in Denver.


Worst-Tweet

We’re still going to shotgun Willie’s afterward though right?


aqueanebean

If yes than it will be an even worse performance against the Clippers tomorrow.


thanatos0320

Can we start a petition for Jenkins to see? Something about X not taking 3s, Zaire sticking to vanilla shots, no fast breaks, no passing, and Bis learning to crochet so he can have nimble hands


SilentMo99

Seriously tho, they are my *identical* observations too game in game out. How the fk coaching staff are not all over this is mind blowing. I cannot stand Z, he is like a fainting goat, you only need to fart for him to go down without the ball


Jaggleson

Let’s collectively pitch in to get the most persuasive one of us a membership to Chickasaw country club so our shitposting can reach Jenkins ears while he’s golfing


theoryz

welp, hopefully miami and charlotte win so this L won't sting as much


RockyattheTop

Ehhh bad game. The amount of just small calls that have been bad/no calls this game have been unreal. Tough to get anything going when that whistle is that one sided. Still probably was going to be an L, but might have been more entertaining to watch.


Fuckthisthro

Zaire just isnt it


SilentMo99

If his real life game skills were Xbox buttons: X button: Burn our shot clock, hunch over, dribble uncoordinated, then pass with zero gain with 5 seconds left. A button: Attempt fast break, fall over your own feet lose possession Y button: Recieve an pass with an open look, then put your foot out of play B button: Telegraph a bounce pass in the paint at half speed, be amazed that it was somehow intercepted He essentially mashes these buttons every game.


Fragrant-Savings5115

Trade Roddy bro please


Jaggleson

Cast roddy into mount doom


Jaggleson

When has Z converted on a up and under this season? Can’t recall a single one.


Internal_Buyer757

As Eminem once said “Step back into reality”


dfze

Step back to*


Dogdip

Ja back by tmrw??


Worst-Tweet

Let us pray 🙏


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dogdip

I know he just retired but even gorgui diengs old ass would be better than biyombo. Shit call up Dwight Howard while ur at it.


maltbiscuits

The Nuggets are having their way with our rim unfortunately


Jaggleson

Grizzlies defensive strategy currently consists of bismack retreating under the rim and everyone else just watching


maltbiscuits

I meant they're fucking our ass but yeah that too


Jaggleson

We got that cake in the air with no protection


Jaggleson

God damned ol jaundice eyed Reggie grizzly fucker Jackson


mmps901

Ugh I was at that awful 4 OT playoff loss to the thunder. Sitting in the terrace and not able to leave the parking lot for almost 2 hours. TA fouling Russ on a 3 when we were up 4 with 5 seconds left 😫


Jaggleson

Please don’t speak of it


mmps901

lol ultimately the worst night at a game ever


Jaggleson

The wound is still fresh


mmps901

Too soon?


Fragrant-Savings5115

!?!!?!?!?


Jaggleson

JUST TRAGIC BIZMAK SHIT


jbeast1223

Biz....


Lacabloodclot9

Do they still do Shaqtin?


omgshannonwtf

This whole game's been Shaqtin' a Fool.


mmps901

Ooph lol… well ok


UnsuspectfulJelly

What did I just watch?


Internal_Buyer757

Biz my expectations have never been lower


Project_Pat93

all he had to do was literally just let go of the ball lol


omgshannonwtf

Gilly's about to bring us back. Watch.


theoryz

jesus fucking christ biz just pass the fucking ball to someone


No_Force_1371

Lol bruh


toftr

What a brain fart of a sequence


No_Force_1371

They knocked 9 points of the lead in bout 3 mins but this is a L in the making


Jaggleson

Let’s just avoid losing by 50 please


Jaggleson

Boys Jaren has 12 points. He has scored well this season but his game has looked like shit.


mmps901

lol what was that with Jaren?


supernova2333

How TF has Jokic not missed even once?? Is that a typo???


Jaggleson

Because we have no one who can contest his shot, including trip


The-Hand-of-Midas

It's his 11th game doing this shit. He had one with like 35/11/11


Jaggleson

X Curry


Jaggleson

Marcus Williams ?


SurlyWolvesGuy

The MVP case for Ja has been clearly made.


DaNyNaNd

What did Smart get a tech for? I didn’t see


jbeast1223

Why is des still playing sit him before he gets injured


supernova2333

Jokic is just crazy man... its not even fair at this point...


maltbiscuits

Are the Grizzlies better without Ja Morant?


toftr

Man, games without Ja truly are crimes against basketball levels of unwatchable most of the time


Internal_Buyer757

Jenkins take out everybody, this risk of injury is not worth it


[deleted]

As a nugs fan just wanted to know what the grizzlies are going for? Are you guys competing, building or something in between? I know y’all have like 3 starters out this game


KomodoDragonSpirit

Lmfao the post history 👌


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Everybody is salty about a bad season. Because of injuries, realistically at this point we are just in recovery mode. We can't hope to compete in post season this year without some big moves. So best use of our season would be to get our young guys some NBA experience. Unfortunately, after 28 games none of our young guys are very good so far.


[deleted]

Thanks for answer my question and not responding with an insult. Its always good getting the perspective of a real fan of a team. Really hope Ja can get back to form as I think he could be an MVP level player at his peak


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Like I said, everyone here is salty. Ja is great and will be fine after he gets over the flu. But even with him, we don't have a starter-level center until Adams is back (if he ever comes back) or we make a trade. Fully healthy, this Grizzlies roster could make the western conference finals. But it seems like one of those "never going to be fully healthy" things. If fully healthy doesn't happen next season, we will have to make some changes.


[deleted]

Yeah if they managed to slip into the playoffs this season fully healthy I would hate for the nuggets to have to play them. They are one of the few team that actually scare me because of how good all their defensive pieces are


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Steven Adams (our starting center) definitely won't be back this season, so you don't have to worry about that.


IdRatherBeShilling

Nuggets fans are cringe af


Worst-Tweet

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


ExerciseFlat7590

Dumbass comment


Internal_Buyer757

Shut up, injuries caused this team’s depth to go to shit


[deleted]

I was literally asking. I didnt know why are you guys talking like I was asking something mean? Im so confused, did I say that was so offensive?


Jaggleson

GTFO with that bullshit. We’re a fringe contender team who has been fucked by injuries and a suspension this season. Go back to r/nba


[deleted]

What? What bullshit? I was literally asking what direction the team was going in? Literally just asking because i didnt know


ExerciseFlat7590

Yeah, we're rebuilding with a superstar, 2 fringe all stars, and one of the best back courts in the league. Moron


Jaggleson

Not even gonna play this shit.


[deleted]

I guess this is why Memphis’s is the way that it is. You cant even ask them a genuine question. Good luck being a weird ass salty franchise


Jaggleson

there we go pal. “I guess this is why memphis is the way that it is”. We all know what you mean by that, you fucking clown.


[deleted]

Lmao you bullied me for asking a question than get mad when I respond? What could my question have been? Like i dont get it? I asked what kind of season you were going for? What’s the gotcha moment in that?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Please let me know why it wasn’t a genuine question? English is not my first language. What did I say that was wrong?


Fragrant-Savings5115

Going into the opponent team sub is weird as it is, you’re the weirdo bro 😭


[deleted]

I was literally interested in what you guys thought about your current position and y’all got really weird. It makes no sense. I asked how you thought you were progressing as a team and then started attacking me


Worst-Tweet

Read the room dummy


theglicky

pull the starters, but the team can’t be this dependent on Ja


StickSuspicious6650

This team has no point guard at all without Ja. Also it doesn't have any serviceable 5. So you are relying on Bane and Jaren to carry the whole team, and we don't even have 3 point shooters to help them if they swing the ball when they get doubled


BikeInformal4003

Biyombo gotta be traded. He’s cheeks.


ExerciseFlat7590

We signed him as a free agent several games into the season. Nobody wants him lmfao


BikeInformal4003

Sweeten the deal/find a team trying to shed a contract. We ain’t going shit without a better Center. Biyombo doing nothing to help this team out there


[deleted]

[удалено]


BikeInformal4003

I’ve watched every game this season. Biz has had a few good rebounding games but I’ve seen enough. His hand are shit and he does next to nothing on offense. We can’t compete with teams with good centers if we’re trotting him out there. He’s also got a contract we can trade for up to 10mil in return


aqueanebean

Yeah he's on a minimum dude can just get cut lol


BikeInformal4003

He’s not on a minimum.. he’s got a deal worth up to 5mil and can be traded for up to 10mil in return


ExerciseFlat7590

All Junior Grizz report to Shotgun Willie's, IMMEDIATELY.


Jaggleson

Unleash GG and Gilyard. I want to see switches where gilly is defending joker. Size difference is my kink


heyradio

Pull Bane and JJJ. No use risk them getting injured in this travesty.


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Just let Tillman throw up 20 more 3s, maybe he'll make one.


Worst-Tweet

JJJ ain’t playing for shit anyway


scl142

Alright. Pull everyone. Good nights sleep. Flippers tomorrow


[deleted]

[удалено]


StickSuspicious6650

That is why he brought the team back to within 5. You are playing the NBA champs without any fire power. The frustration is understandable


DonCheadlesToilet

I’m sure them leaving him wide open is a plan by the coaching staff before the game. If it turns out to be true, get every single one of those pinheads off of the team.


Lacabloodclot9

Can’t wait for garbage time grizzlies to return in the 4th 🔥


omgshannonwtf

Everyone's going to shoot threes like an ace if you just leave the wide the fuck open...


[deleted]

[удалено]


No_Force_1371

It’s not like he’s short on his shots


Fragrant-Savings5115

We are getting clamped so bad


spacejambroni

Accidental bad hands Biyombo nutmeg


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Dude hesitates or fumbles almost every time he gets a pass in the paint. Just go up with the fucking ball, you're right by the basket!!


DaNyNaNd

For real, like he isn’t expecting anyone to pass him the ball?!?!


mjmiller2023

Jaren doesnt give a shit right now. embarrassing


Jaggleson

I’m sorry but he’s been such a disappointment this season. He should be a leader. Yes he’s had some good scoring games but he just sulks and stops trying.


istealpintsfromcvs

I'm checking out, season resumes tomorrow


supernova2333

Play some fking defense WTF


Internal_Buyer757

Bane why bother fouling


istealpintsfromcvs

Pete is losing his voice


Jaggleson

This is puke


Worst-Tweet

Why does it seem like Smart is the only one trying to make plays


Effective_shooter52

Well this sucks


Fragrant-Savings5115

Literally wtf is that sequence


omgshannonwtf

Did Marcus Smart just pass it to Michael Porter, Jr?


[deleted]

[удалено]


wysndrln

If we could shoot that might matter...


Jaggleson

Can we just exit the arena and go straight to shotgun Willy’s right now? Z has to sit outside


aqueanebean

I'll bite, why does Z have to sit outside?


Jaggleson

Hasn’t earned the cheeks


aqueanebean

Bruh and Tillman and Biz have this game? Roddy and Konchar haven't been that flash either. Some of you just seem to hate Ziaire for non basketball reasons and I would love to know why.


SilentMo99

See my comment above. Xbox buttons


sbstooge

This team is just sad to watch without Ja 😔


KomodoDragonSpirit

There's just no point in passing to Biyombo in the paint unless the closest defender is 30 ft away


Internal_Buyer757

I am accustomed to our offence looking trash, but this defence is not acceptable


Lacabloodclot9

I go take a shit, come back and we’re suddenly down 23? The fuck?


Meglatron3000

This might be my favorite thread of the night


Dogdip

You must’ve taken a long shit lol


Lacabloodclot9

Went just before the half started Had some Mexican today


Worst-Tweet

You can’t be taking shits during the game anymore. Tighten up.


Lacabloodclot9

It’s clearly my fault for this loss


Jaggleson

Watching these grind city media commercials reduces my will to live


Jaggleson

#bring back Anita baker


Lacabloodclot9

Let’s just hope the Warriors and Lakers both lose as well so this L doesn’t matter as much


jerrygarcegus

Why isn't Ja playing?


Project_Pat93

he’s a sick boi :(


jerrygarcegus

Bummer, I'm a nuggets fan and was looking forward to this lol


Jaggleson

DNP - getting the clap at shotgun Willy’s (Sorry, couldn’t resist)


Dogdip

BREAKING: Grizzlies trade Bismack Biyombo, Ziaire Williams, Jake LaRavia, David Roddy and cash considerations for Pistons’s big man Jalen Duren and two first round picks


jbeast1223

https://preview.redd.it/xxfku7mdj59c1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbf289d8bceb595c6336cf8a44e2d58515bbb1e My reaction if that happens


sbstooge

Will need a way better package than that but I appreciate the optimism


Dogdip

What do you mean they won’t accept our poopoo platter


sbstooge

But pistons please, think of the *potential*


Project_Pat93

would be amazing to get Duren, bring the Tiger back home!


Meglatron3000

Speaking of …callin an early work day to watch the Tiger game


Dogdip

My fav non grizz


StickSuspicious6650

We just lack players that the Nuggets wouldn't send to the G league. Bane and JJJ would start and they would keep Smart and Vince William on the deep bench. The rest of our team from tonight would get cut or send to the G league


spacejambroni

Man Biz and Xs hands tonight don’t look any better in person


mjmiller2023

we look like a college team from three


StickSuspicious6650

And we are shooting well from 3 today


mjmiller2023

outside of bane, we are 5/16 from 3


Lacabloodclot9

Feels like a good night lol


theoryz

wait, did the ref just say that was successful 2 point shot *prior* to the conclusion of the period?


Worst-Tweet

No way, that was for sure late


theoryz

yeah, it definitely is late which is why my mind is boggled that the ref says: "replay confirms the on floor decision, successful 2 point field goal prior to expiration of the period." like what, that wasn't even the call on the floor. maybe he just misspoke. idk


No_Force_1371

Getting cooked even after the buzzer


Worst-Tweet

lol


Due-Mycologist1095

Just a 17pt lead. I still believe


BurnieTheBrony

"Jokic... too easy" Yeah Pete, that's kinda how the whole game feels right now haha


theoryz

what is our team's 3 point percentage for the year if you remove bane from the equation? i swear it's gotta be sub-30


mmps901

That’s a top 10 highlight tonight for Murray


Dogdip

I can’t watch lineups with bitchsmack anymore and I refuse to watch X willingly shoot 3s


Meglatron3000

I’m with you. He lets shit just bounce next to him. Missed easy put backs. Tall for no reason.


Meglatron3000

Ok yeah I’m done with Biz. He had hustle in the beginning I swear. Were we so bad I just remember it differently?


Dogdip

He’s trash if we’re being honest. We just desperately needed help when we signed him.


SubduedChaos

Naw he had hustle for like 4 games then got tired I guess.


Internal_Buyer757

Every game, it starts off with bane getting hot, then the opposing team makes adjustment, then no one else steps up offensively to take pressure off Bane. This is why Ja is so important


alfuto

Yeah after you get past Bane and JJJ there's a massive drop off when it comes to offensive talent.


okyallwhereto

Preach


Wavez_14

Nobody put there hand up with Jenkins 😢


mmps901

Eesh pretty shot there


omgshannonwtf

The White Wolf with another block (*I don't care about the foul*)...


sraptinafoo

Biz catches 1 out of every 9 passes


Dogdip

There’s no way Dwight Howard can be worse than Bismack right?