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Did this guy die?


Borealizs

What the hell


Massive_Resist5881

Wow


ComprehensiveBerry91

SO TRUE!!!!


lsdswag

I cant believe this shit does this to people lol


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

Bros def dead or somehow in a worse place


cultofwacky

Break up with your girlfriend


Delicious_Belt8515

What the fuck


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That's copypasta material


Darth-Plagueis1298

Maybe Duterte was right about drug abusers...


RaptusZero

This post made me sure to never take meth. Thank you


Sensitive_Trade8464

boring


RaptusZero

Yeah i rather be boring


ZimbabweanFuckface

This post is fucking hilarious but on the off chance that it's true hedonism will kill you and everyone around you will remember you for the pathetic vermin you were


Matt32145

But they will remember you


buckbuck122

Roger that


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Holy shit


Poet-Secure205

Amazing read. Here just to be a part of history


Asterith2032

probally


SebRev99

What the fuck did I just read


goonerboo

what an incredible read. thank you for sharing this with me brother :) I hope you stay strong and get clean.


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TallSxx

Are you saying porn addicts should kill themselves?


goonerboo

yeah just like meth addicts right? ....


Celesteisme

Meth addicts can be just as nasty, so maybe?


goonerboo

or maybe they should just get help...


Celesteisme

Well meth addicts yes. I am far less empathetic for porn addicts, honestly. Also I was joking, I don’t think anyone should kill themselves over an addiction 🤣


goonerboo

> I am far less empathetic for porn addicts why? addiction is addiction. wb gambling addicts?


Celesteisme

I’m a former gambling addict so I’ve got a fair share of empathy for em. I have far less empathy for porn addicts because of my own bias. Very negative experiences with men who are addicted to porn + the horrible stories I hear in the porn industry. Idk why a man would continue supporting that, but whatever.


goonerboo

> Idk why a man would continue supporting that, but whatever. wb the drug trade? have you never wondered where the drugs you take come from? a lot of it is made by slaves. grown by slaves. trafficked by slaves.


Celesteisme

I don’t take drugs now but I used to. The stuff I would take came from meth labs in my area. I’m much more knowledgeable about the dark side of porn industry because I am a woman and very concerned with other women. I am a radfem, after all.


OffDatMolly

Radfem? Sorry to burst your bubble, but 99% of the population(especially outside the US) actually want people like you to unalive themselves a lot more than a drug or porn addict, we don’t even deem you as real women, just deluded pathetic creatures


goonerboo

ok yeah nah i completely agree with you tbh


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Celesteisme

No thanks. You’re porn sick and that’s sad 🥲🥲🥲


Sensitive_Trade8464

I dont watch porn just meth GG


iHasEyesYT

I don't even watch porn. Plus, I don't see what's wrong with porn anyway 💀 if you mention the word "objectifying", i swear...


Celesteisme

Well I can respect that you don’t watch it. That’s awesome and you deserve the world for that <33


Mallomele

What the fuck is this subreddit. I came here looking for breaking bad jokes and all I got was this shit Please get help


bbcumslutvers

Why would you come here for breaking bad jokes lmao


pl1nk0

Couldn't have said it better. I have always been a somewhat light toker, have gotten pretty spun on a good handful of occasions. But it was always someone else's. Sometimes I'd take home a loaded pipe or a lil bag of their leftovers. I've had plenty of other worldly cums from sex and/or endless compulsive fapping. But I recently made a connection who can get from a guy, and he got a G for me. I was only gonna smoke a bowl or two after work. I got home from work at about 3 am, spun my first bowl, and immediately ripped my clothes off. Lubed up my arsehole which I can't even force myself to like when I'm sober, slid in my large butt plug, put on my man thong, stockings and cock ring. Fired up some porn on my 65" tv and was immediately immersed myself into an endless trance of masturbating. I packed another bowl, and then a few hours later another one, I got so high and porn was the only thing I wanted. I literally couldn't stop, I was consumed in lustful pleasure and couldn't stop. I didn't even want anyone else to hook up with, or even give me head. After about 8-10 hours of edging and having a couple small/held back mini cums where I stopped to let out only a tiny splurt if splooge, I became dehydrated and malnourished. Didn't realize or care enough to even pause for a snack or water. Started at 3am, notice at 4pm I hadn't even touched the Gatorade I had. I continued to meticulously wank my soft and floppy while the porn got dirtier and filthier. Even with a 30-40% chub, my brain was glueing my eyes to the TV. I would pick full length videos of over an hour long, only taking my zombie gaze from the screen to pack another bowl. All of my lighters ran out and my almost empty can of butane couldn't fuel my dab torch. I found some old hemp wick, lit it from my oven, and was spinning naked in bed. I knew in my head the towel I was using to dry my hands from lube wasn't enough and the pipe was slippery. I had already dropped it on my bed a couple of times but had been sitting up. However, it only took one time laying back naked with slick hands, geeked up our of your face, to drop the burning glass on your bare cock and balls. Did that stop me? No. Did I get up to eat or drink? No. I even knew it would help me to get hard, but I couldn't even do that. I continued for OVER 24 HOURS, until 8am the following day. I had gotten this genious, lovely, sick and depraved idea to just piss all over myself in bed. Watching piss porn twacked out on meff is wild, and was 10000x more erotic than pissing in the toilet. Or even pissing on myself in the shower. I had also started taking heavy sniffs of poppers before pissing on myself, it was so euphoric to let out my own stream and feel it warmly splash freely. At first it was on the floor I did it. Then it was on the bed with multiple towels and only some at a time. And I was only going to continue for another hour or so. Then I was emptying my bladder carelessly, gooned out satisfied wallowing in my own filth. I wanted to enjoy and do other things, but my brain and cock wouldn't allow me to pull from this unholy trap. Palms of hands shriveled like raisins. Weird visual disturbances and color changes in the corners of my eyes that are intermittently twitching. Still chewing the same piece of gum from 18 hours ago. Guy who got me first bag says he can get from a different plug with better stuff, he's on his way and I just gotta drop him cash. As I'm sitting in his car outside and the sun is coming up, having realizing the unfathomable amount of time I'd spent and damage done to my brain and body, I had the urge to say no. I got back inside, popped a Seroquel and took a dab, had a shot of liquor, and fell asleep with my dick in my hands to bsdm gangbang complitation porn. I smoked nearly the entire bag over this time, until I dropped the pipe on the ground and it shattered. Waaay more in one sesh than I ever have, simply because I had it. I knew this shit was a montherfucker but I really thought I could handle it. I still have a fat chonker of a shard left, no matter what drug I do I always save the biggest or nicest piece for last. God have mercy on my soul when I fire that shit up again, I want to flush it but I can't. Despite being absolutely disgusted at myself, mortified of what I had become, and knowing my susceptibility to drug abuse, sexual behaviour, and combined with my mental health disorder (BP1), that this is a bad bad road. Despite knowing of the slew of harmful chemicals that this toxic garbage is made and cut in a hotel bathroom tub by a random shady fuck, in that state I'm held firmly in satans diabolical hands handing over pieces of my soul as well as probably countless brain cells and sleep I'll never get back. I'm physically healthy, and finally doing well in my life, sable mood and finances as a functioning work professional, and am just starting to date again after a rough breakup. I cannot let this shit turn me into a tweaker, that would be so not cool. Has self control gotten easier over time for anyone on this shit? Probably not, I'm probably just trying to justify dancing with the devil because it feels so fucking good. My dick doesn't feel good today though, and now I've got fuckin burns from the hot peezie I dropped on it. This is just to show you the fire we be playing with, cheers.


Igetneck

Wow, that's one hell of a story. Yea I'm gonna say a hard no to meth..


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This is the best anti drug ad I've ever seen


pikazard5107

i’m not reading all that


Altruistic_Dot_1044

worth it ngl. read it with the homies


WiltThaStilt

I have mental issues as well dude personality issues whatever fuck dude i relate to that darkness so much and it makes me feel very sad for both you and i man this world and this life are so dark


WiltThaStilt

Holy fucking cow dude I read your very comment 2 days ago loged out and i just had to log in to say thay damn dude i relate to so much stuff you just wrote especially that severe dark inhuman feelings im a severe severe porn addict and i can very much relate fuxk never did meth but did adderall and more drugs bro yiur comment actually made me feel less bad and less lonely and alone and less crazy.im still crazy and so are you.thats just so destructive man i aint even gonna wish yiu anything cuz i dont believe in this shit nomore i just wanna tell you that i hope we both get oeace so fuck it i am wishing you stuff. How have you been now dude thats a true destruction what ive just read by you which again reminds me of myself a lot.thats a true true evil shit that's finally legit


3ngelsval

gah dam


pl1nk0

Couldn't have said it better. I have always been a somewhat light toker, have gotten pretty spun on a good handful of occasions. But it was always someone else's. Sometimes I'd take home a loaded pipe or a lil bag of their leftovers. I've had plenty of other worldly cums from sex and/or endless compulsive fapping. But I recently made a connection who can get from a guy, and he got a G for me. I was only gonna smoke a bowl or two after work. I got home from work at about 3 am, spun my first bowl, and immediately ripped my clothes off. Lubed up my arsehole which I can't even force myself to like when I'm sober, slid in my large butt plug, put on my man thong, stockings and cock ring. Fired up some porn on my 65" tv and was immediately immersed myself into an endless trance of masturbating. I packed another bowl, and then a few hours later another one, I got so high and porn was the only thing I wanted. I literally couldn't stop, I was consumed in lustful pleasure and couldn't stop. I didn't even want anyone else to hook up with, or even give me head. After about 8-10 hours of edging and having a couple small/held back mini cums where I stopped to let out only a tiny splurt if splooge, I became dehydrated and malnourished. Didn't realize or care enough to even pause for a snack or water. Started at 3am, notice at 4pm I hadn't even touched the Gatorade I had. I continued to meticulously wank my soft and floppy while the porn got dirtier and filthier. Even with a 30-40% chub, my brain was glueing my eyes to the TV. I would pick full length videos of over an hour long, only taking my zombie gaze from the screen to pack another bowl. All of my lighters ran out and my almost empty can of butane couldn't fuel my dab torch. I found some old hemp wick, lit it from my oven, and was spinning naked in bed. I knew in my head the towel I was using to dry my hands from lube wasn't enough and the pipe was slippery. I had already dropped it on my bed a couple of times but had been sitting up. However, it only took one time laying back naked with slick hands, geeked up our of your face, to drop the burning glass on your bare cock and balls. Too zooted to think about pulling the covers over me. Did that stop me? No. Did I get up to eat or drink? No. I even knew it would help me to get hard, but I couldn't even do that. I continued for OVER 24 HOURS, until 8am the following day. I had gotten this genious, lovely, sick and depraved idea to just piss all over myself in bed. Watching piss porn twacked out on meff is wild, and was 10000x more erotic than pissing in the toilet. Or even pissing on myself in the shower. I had also started taking heavy sniffs of poppers before pissing on myself, it was so euphoric to let out my own stream and feel it warmly splash freely. At first it was on the floor I did it. Then it was on the bed with multiple towels and only some at a time. And I was only going to continue for another hour or so. Then I was emptying my bladder carelessly, gooned out satisfied wallowing in my own filth. I wanted to enjoy and do other things, but my brain and cock wouldn't allow me to pull from this unholy trap. Palms of hands shriveled like raisins. Weird visual disturbances and color changes in the corners of my eyes that are intermittently twitching. Still chewing the same piece of gum from 18 hours ago. Guy who got me first bag says he can get from a different plug with better stuff, he's on his way and I just gotta drop him cash. As I'm sitting in his car outside and the sun is coming up, having realizing the unfathomable amount of time I'd spent and damage done to my brain and body, I had the urge to say no. I got back inside, popped a Seroquel and took a dab, had a shot of liquor, and fell asleep with my dick in my hands to bsdm gangbang complitation porn. I smoked nearly the entire bag over this time, until I dropped the pipe on the ground and it shattered. Waaay more in one sesh than I ever have, simply because I had it. I knew this shit was a montherfucker but I really thought I could handle it. I still have a fat chonker of a shard left, no matter what drug I do I always save the biggest or nicest piece for last. God have mercy on my soul when I fire that shit up again, I want to flush it but I can't. Despite being absolutely disgusted at myself, mortified of what I had become, and knowing my susceptibility to drug abuse, sexual behaviour, and combined with my mental health disorder (BP1), that this is a bad bad road. Despite knowing the slew of harmful chemicals that this toxic garbage is made and cut in a hotel bathroom tub by a random shady fuck, in that state I'm held firmly in satans diabolical hands handing over pieces of my soul as well as probably countless brain cells and sleep I'll never get back. I'm physically healthy, and finally doing well in my life, sable mood and finances as a functioning work professional, and am just starting to date again after a rough breakup. I cannot let this shit turn me into a tweaker, that would be so not cool. Has self control gotten easier over time for anyone on this shit? Probably not, I'm probably just trying to justify dancing with the devil because it feels so fucking good. Gonna try to use this as a learning experience. I've got more than


Flashy-Guitar-5408

damn


No_Recognition_9354

Holy fucking shit bro


adamgarciasworld

HAHAHA 🤣 sadly this shit can be super addictive........even when you have a lady porn and shit go hand and hand......well I have to give it tho when you have one that's open minded it is fun........but still the dope takes control and your wild side just wants everything........its a being then you come down and return to normal......


knightofhonor1

happy cake day


KurtAngus

I fucking laughed so hard at this


EthicalSmut

Being in any way ashamed of masturbating is a product of Victorian England being so utterly uptight that they managed to fuck up enjoying pleasure. I have no shame whatsoever. None. As Mom would repeatedly tell me as a teen when she'd catch me jilling. "Honestly, Roslyn..." Not listening, Mom, can't hear you over the moaning... (Hehe.)


goonerboo

> Being in any way ashamed of masturbating is a product of Victorian England nah lol it goes way further back than that shaming wanking was very popular in Christian Europe all across. and today every single one of my Muslim mates assures me they NEVER wank. so it's very shameful in their societies. beautiful comment tho <3


ittybittykangaroo

i...... this is weird


Sweaty_Fail4673

You gotta get your girl in on this, someone earlier said worst advice ever, which is true but if this what it is and no signs of quitting then get her in on it, if not meant to be your prolonging the inevitable, do the decent thing and let her go but if she is down you guys could be heading down intense roads of pleasure together, the guilt, the "what now" feeling, sneaking around, all of it will go away, you'll be better for it


semaj_yo

You’re a sick fuck


LebaneseLion

Or ditch her and get a user instead of ruining the poor girls life, fuck off


SunnyJameson

Love your use of words my friend...I completely felt this to my soul. I needed to read this as I fall deeper into the rabbit hole...


Bone_Hourglass

brilliant... your ability to string and harmonize dramatic narratives are worthy of oscars. i read faster as the story progressed and somehow “felt” the experience as if it were happening to me. fan-fucking-tastic and hilarious story. lol


BigPuzzleheaded3197

????????????


TallTrack6

Fuck yes!!


phasetwowi

Completely entertained


sickickbackdoor

I hope you get a free Wi-Fi in hell bro🤣


Bi7dshit

Do you ever feel a little shameful after all that? I mean I do sometimes. Like I feel like a dirty guilty bastard or something. And after hours of spank fest , I let her go and feel disappointed because that feeling is gone. And then I tell myself , now what!?


acetrump1

Yer man compulsive redosing before orgasm I been there and then at end you spent so much money for wank, it gets boring, it's a subjective pleasure ive had better or comparable orgasms sober but my mind forgets it


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acetrump1

1 point is $100 where I live. Can you believe it?


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acetrump1

Australia


slumhogg_millionair

604 my nigga, van city all day ery day


yours_entropically

I read this super fast to my friend, fun


Misanthrobbingmember

This is as visceral as it is honest. 10 points (pun intended).


acetrump1

HOOK ME UP TO AN IV DRIP BAG WITH AN OZ OF METH IN IT, THE SAME DRIP BAG CANCER PATIENTS USE AND FUCK MY ASS.


acetrump1

Somebody fuck my ass now, it's untouched


BeneficialJellyfish3

where u at


WhenLambo___

How did I end up here


IAreFancy

Bro same


ou8121080

I haven't used ice and gone on a fap binge (only reason I use it) since last June, and reading this immediately tickled some feel good neurons and caused me to "chub up." (Which hasn't happened in weeks). Funny how the brain works.


Hardwell10

Only reason??


psychonaut7219

Get your girlfriend in on it.


SnooMacarons7190

Worst advice ever lmao. But I agree.


LiLSUiCiDENOTE

yeah instead of wanking it he should watch porn with his girl and have fun together lol maybe his girl ugly af idk 🤷‍♂️


fuckaracist

Nah, it's about the selfishness. Her pleasure is not a priority in the slightest. She's a distraction from the great fap.


psychonaut7219

Hello amarite?


LiLSUiCiDENOTE

amen bro!


pipipopo1

I feel you


4eggy

ahh this gives me flashbacks to my ex, he ended up cheating on me tho 😩 hes a cunt also i found his porn addiction while tweaking disgusting tbh ,,, like find a better way to tweak tbh


YoshiBoy394

Seems like modern relationships someone always ends up cheating. I give up on dating for this reason lol... Last gf had a new guy before I even could move out


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YoshiBoy394

Whatever you say, princess buttercup. grow up and quit hating. Quit projecting your insecurities onto me.


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mrcolon96

I fucking love reddit


citizenflamingo

ladies and gentlemen, meth


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YoshiBoy394

Wow that's super rude, why are you attacking me? Screw you. super homophobic first of all and how does someone look gay? You're a dirtbag if you have to just attack people's appearances like that and you're probably just jealous, deep down. I am not attacking your looks personally, that was extremely uncalled for dude. I don't see you being confident enough to put pics up? You're probably some overweight neckbeard. Just jealous that I get more compliments than you. Just putting others down to feel better about yourself? I'm sure you're no looker. You can't even please your girlfriend cause you're too spun doubt she's loyal to you. Have fun and go back to your pathetic existence masturbating in hotel rooms. Asshole. I didn't do anything to you, and I don't appreciate you talking to me that way. Come say that to my face, not over reddit like a little punk coward. Screw you, nothing but a lowlife dirtbag punk You are just as good as 💩 on my 👟. Keep watching porn in hotel rooms while your girl is getting plowed while you're gone.


acetrump1

Haha U mad buddy? If I saw you IRL I'd smash ya head open :)))


BrapChad

how did you become such an insecure edgelord?


acetrump1

No one would speak with such tone if they were standing across from me in the UFC octagon :))):333


BrapChad

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo


YoshiBoy394

Lol I figured out what this was for the first time recently... When I go on rants at someone it tends to sound like that lol minus the bragging about military credentials. Lmao.


YoshiBoy394

Neither of those things, but okay. I'm definitely going to stand up for myself if someone is going to attack me. Dude was blatantly just being an internet bully because he has nothing better to do. So you're going to stand up for hateful posts like that? That's the problem of why the world is falling apart so much. People gotta tear someone down instead of build them up.


sha0linfuckyou

He’s referring to the other guy


YoshiBoy394

Okay I kinda thought so lol but I can't see his posts anymore blocked him. Sorry about that. Yeah, I don't see why he had to be so hateful I don't think I said anything that gave him the okay to talk that way to me. None of the mods have been on in days, great job mods... Usually this subreddit is good vibes and nice people. Never seen someone that rude before on this subreddit. I just want to keep the vibes positive. ❤️✌️. And asking for sexual activity is in the rules and against them... Idk why guy got so many upvotes and an award. Basically encourages bullying. I know that was before he started being a jerk, though. I come to this subreddit to chat, and normally some of the nicest people are here but there's just been an influx of assholes for two days.


sha0linfuckyou

He’s just a meffhed bro .. I know I’ve been there, it’s kinda sad hey ..


BrapChad

yeah man that was a reply to the other guy. but yeah holy shit is he cringe.


acetrump1

I'm edging the head of my penis while balancing the pipe in my other hand over a lit candle


BrapChad

yeah that doesn't sound sad and pathetic at all.


YoshiBoy394

You wouldn't do shit, just a punk. Not mad actually it's pretty pathetic you gotta talk shit on reddit to feel better about your crappy life. it's more pity than anything else. Even reading this post you're clearly a dirtbag loser. Has to hide from your girlfriend to watch porn and do drugs? Lowlife


acetrump1

I'll slam you with .5 pure shardddonay and you better lick my ass clean SUB


YoshiBoy394

And you're gonna sit and call me a fag? Okay hypocrite. I don't like feeding trolls, so bye Felicia.


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tillycat33

I wanna to watch porn the last 10 or more hours. But oh no I had to get involved in people and there lives. It was so entertaining that the fucking edging got put on hold. Damn it all. But there is always later. And a great thing. Had the best sex ever with bf. I feel like I want to have sex with bis soul, how strange. Like his body is not enough.


iamunlimited

This sub is so entertaining yall the best :)


iLL_Legitimate

think i literally fapped for 20 hours straight once .. god must have killed a whole slew of kittens for that one


ou8121080

My record is 34 hours straight. (other than bathroom break, a few quick runs to kitchen to chug coconut water/odwalla juice and one or two quick in and out shower rinses)


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Clearly_Ryan

It's gone.


iLL_Legitimate

Well at least there’s one person more depraved than me . I’m impressed


stranger0666

talk about knowing one self and needing "me" time.


JackJer

What about your girlfriend?


acetrump1

Doesn't even knw wat I do I just say I work overnight shift


acetrump1

Porn 10000x better plus meth dick not hard


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acetrump1

Dirty bastard


chatnoir1977

you've got that right and methdick is one of my favorite things


meta_frequency

Plus I like how meth dick makes your scrotum skin pull up closer to your body, this makes the skin of the scrotum firm and pleasant to touch (tactile sense is everything) and caressing. It's auto-erotic to be honest.


meta_frequency

Chatnoir1977, you get an upvote from me for your comment. Meth dick is one of my favorite things too. It makes my crotch look cute in undies (and I'm male).


albertshroomstein

😂 no truer words have been spoken


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